le jenhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. So FF was being retarted today and decided it would be cool to delete my stuff. not kosher. at all. So basically. I'm in college. I'm a double major (French and Public Administration) and a minor (Art History). Basically i have no time EVER. haha. I read the books over the summer in '08. I thought they were good, but now that i actually look at the series with a careful eye, all these bitches are crazy. I write one shots mostly. I've just ventured out into the world of multi-chappied fics. see falling rapture. oh yes. CHECK OUT MAH PEEPS. withthevampsofcourse:http://www.fanfiction.ws/~withthevampsofcourse smellyia: http://www.fanfiction.ws/~smellyia siDEADde: http://www.fanfiction.ws/~siDEADde cdunbar: http://www.fanfiction.ws/~cdunbar DQRC/Rialle: http://www.fanfiction.ws/~DQRC That is all. |
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Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5541 - Favs: 7,225 - Follows: 5,359 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PrinceHotGinge's Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever by halojones reviews
Prince Hot Ginge & The Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever summary: Edward's forced to single handedly rehabilitate his family's tarnished brand name by becoming the next "Bachelor." Bella's an out-of-work nanny looking for free room and board.Lols ensue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,112 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Edward
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5949 - Favs: 6,299 - Follows: 4,875 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 7,263 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 4,581 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
If Not for You by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella is an aspiring writer, who doesn't have time to date. In an act of desperation, Bella tells her mom, she has a boyfriend. Now Bella must hire a boyfriend for the holidays. Will Bella find that she likes her pretend world is better than her reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,895 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Trapped in Heaven by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella, an outgoing advertising executive finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,200 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,237 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
The New Year's List by E.C. Cullen reviews
BxAxR come up with a list of things to do before 2008 ends. Bella is in for a wild ride with her two best friends and Edward just happens to be there every step of the way. Crude/sexual humor, all human. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
Between the Lines by Kitschisme reviews
On hiatus, for the time being. Bella starts a new job as a writer at a prestigious Seattle newspaper. Sparks fly when she meets an attractive, brooding stranger who enters her life in a most unexpected way. BPOV, OOC, AH. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Murder at the Whitlock Grand by Sh.C reviews
All Human. Bella, her family and unfortunately her bosses go to the Whitlock Grand under her Uncle's request but someone appears to have been murdered. Much better Summary inside. As always, some drama, mystery and of course, a little romance :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,176 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5294 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 4,142 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8399 - Favs: 6,141 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Follow You into the Dark by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
What's the farthest thing from The Cleavers? The Cullens! How will Bella fair being a human, living in a house full of vampires, with a past that might come back to bite her? Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by Bella-of-the-Ball reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella’s creation. Will Edward make fiction a reality for Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
My Best Friend's Girl by Jupitercrash reviews
Jasper Hale has been telling people that Bella's his girlfriend for years. What happens when she moves to Forks? Rated for seriously naughty stuff, so please be warned! AU Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
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Falling Rapture reviews
When past collides with present, the happy reality loses its rose-colored glasses, and things truly come into focus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,904 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella
SevenSinners: Pride reviews
This is my installment of the SevenSinners series. All can be found here: / sevensinners.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
The Importance of A Good Stretch reviews
AU-AH. One shot. A chance encounter with a stranger leads to shared coffee and stretching exercises
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Menthe de Romp reviews
Ohe Shot... Happens when Bella and Edward visit her mom and dad, things get refreshingly, HOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
