albert12hide bio
 Author has written 25 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Doctor Who, Firefly, Mass Effect, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Avengers, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Wolfblood, Arrow, and Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir. Name: Albert Age: (Warning! Fractal encryption code! Access not permitted!) Location: (Warning! Fractal encryption code! Access not permitted!) I am a Christian. I will not read or write any story that breaks the Ten Commandments (although I make an exception for killing villains and evil minions). My favorite books are: The Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Patrick F. McManus, The Left Behind series, and too many others to bother naming. Those are the major ones. My favorite television shows are: Star Trek: The Original Series Star Trek: Voyager. Stargate: SG-1 Stargate: Atlantis The original Doctor Who (I do not recommend the new version of this show. For that matter, I don't recommend watching any of the original shows with his sixth or seventh versions in them.) McHale's Navy My favorite movies are: The Lord of the Rings (all three movies) Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe Star Trek: The Search for Spock Star Trek: The Voyage Home Favorite music: I mostly listen to both classical and country music, particularly older country songs. My absolutely favorite song is the Fishermen Quartet's “What The Storm Does Not Know.” Writing genres: I mainly write Action/Adventure, I enjoy writing Humor as well. If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious copy this into your profile. If you've ever accidentally walked backwards into a rosebush, copy this into your profile. About my stories: Star Trek: Declaration So far, out of all my stories, this is my favorite. It's a Star Trek fan series, meaning all the characters are OCs. I haven't posted on it for a while, due to the fact I lost most of my files related to it and had to work from backups. Things Not to Do on Atlantis The title explains it all. A list of extremely funny one-liners featuring the people of the Atlantis expedition. SG-20 This story takes place several (5-ish) years after the end of Stargate: Continuum. The galaxy now relatively at peace, and, on earth, the Stargate program has finally been declassified. The now-famous SG-1 has semi-retired. However, a new threat is rising, and a new Stargate team must rise to meet the challenge. Will SG-20 lead the galaxy to victory against a foe even the Ancients fled from – or will Earth be enslaved at the hands of the super-telepathic Dryads? | |||||||
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Baby Parkour by loulou26 reviews
Oliver and Felicity's son is a lot to handle some days. One-shot.
Arrow - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
Barton Cut And Color by CoolCoke reviews
Natasha's always loved it when people played with her hair. Or why Natasha Romanoff lost her long hair. AOU spoilers. Little one-shot including the "smaller agents" in Clint Barton's life.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2016
Origin Obscure by Sealurk reviews
Set shortly after Season 2's 'The Fifth Race'. Colonel O'Neill might be recovered from his ordeal with the Ancient repository but the SGC's computer system is going to take a little more attention... Centred on two original characters with appearances from Jackson, Carter and Hammond.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2015 - OC - Complete
Stargate Ragnarok: Occupational Hazards by Sealurk reviews
The Garrison may be quarantined, but it seems not everybody got the memo. Set a few weeks to a month after SGR 6 "Recall".
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2013 - C. Mitchell - Complete
Tempo by Narnian Sprite reviews
Keeping time is hard, especially when you know how to cheat. Stark's newest employee is turning out to be all kinds of fun. OC centric,starts pre-film, continues through. Features HvZ, Coulson eating coffeecake, and, eventually, a plot. Rated for crazy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,795 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Stargate Ragnarok: Recall by Sealurk reviews
Ep 6: Even though the Fenrir have been quiet, the Garrison has another crisis on its hands, one that will have a profoundly personal impact... on everybody.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013
The Lucky Cat by Authoressinhiding reviews
Sara Gilley walked into the Lucky Cat cafe looking for lunch and a new job. Instead, she found elves, irresistible food, and more adventure than she ever expected. Warning: cracky, multi-genre cross-over involving Supernatural, PotC, and Buffy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,545 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Legolas, Haldir, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
The Grill by Crystalkei reviews
Mark, Josh, and Jim scheme to build a grill. They don't need plans, they're just going to wing it.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2012 - M. Reynolds, Maddy S. - Complete
Stargate Ragnarok: Baptism of Fire, Part 2 by Sealurk reviews
Ep 4: Hours into their first official mission, the survival of Taylor, the Lhoakans and even the SWRS itself hangs by a thread - but the Fenrir are not the only threat. Follows on immediately from Baptism of Fire Part 1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,905 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010
Stargate Ragnarok: Baptism of Fire, Part 1 by Sealurk reviews
Ep 3: SG-27 has been disbanded and reassigned, and the Fenrir threat remains - but all is not lost. A secret British project may hold the key to the galaxy's survival - if Taylor and his team can make it work. Set shortly after SGU "Air".
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
Love My Lips? by Dautr abr du Sundavar reviews
The Atlantis team is stuck on Earth, and General Landry takes advantage of the situation to make everyone get a psych eval. However, John's is just plain weird...Takes place after the series finale. Kind of a songfic to the VeggieTales song "Love My Lips"
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010 - John S. - Complete
Sweetest by Primsong reviews
When bee hives turn up mysteriously empty of their honey, the Third Doctor and Jo are sent out to find out why. A gentle spring adventure with a scoop of fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,426 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G. - Complete
Tales of a Starfleet Engineer by Draxis reviews
The complete for now misadventures of Lieutenant Maxwell Davis, Starfleet Engineer.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Reunited by rmonroe reviews
The SGC receives word from Kelowna after eleven years, and Jonas has a special favor to ask his friends: to take his children back to Earth. S/J, D/V established relationships.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,306 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Adventure of a Lifetime by Aethelgythe reviews
Elrond got sucked into our world...now he is transported back to Middle Earth, but this time he is not alone. How do two from our world survive there? Not as easy as you'd think. Please R&R! COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 110,222 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Elrond, Elegost, OC - Complete
Stargate Ragnarok: Veiled Legacy by Sealurk reviews
Ep 1: Essentially a 'pilot' for an SG-1 spin-off, it's set in the Milky Way after Stargate: Continuum, so expect spoilers for most SG-1, and a little for SGA s5. A new team makes a big discovery that is related to the Asgard Legacy.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
The Three R's by vcg73 reviews
Probably set somewhere between Season 2 and 3. Rodney, Ronon and Radek spend a bit of quality time together.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Rodney M., Ronon D. - Complete
Legacy by Narnian Sprite reviews
This is a sequel to the fanfiction Prophecy. Read that first. Legacy: The Four grow, learn, love, and face a new enemy of their own making. OC alert, don't like 'em, don't read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,549 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
VeggieAtlantis by LilRicki reviews
Silly Songs. Yup, they're filks. I am SO SORRY. Chapter Two posted due to, of all things, popular demand . . .
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Things Not to do on Voyager by JadziaKathryn reviews
Tom comes up with another popular idea.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
Hard on Himself by Narnian Sprite reviews
Jack O'Neill's younger clone decides to have some fun at his expense. Rather short oneshot, designed for fun and fun only. Not serious at ALL. Dedicated to Cappuccino Afternoon.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Prophecy by Narnian Sprite reviews
A group of young fans find themselves dragged into the stories that they have always loved, but Sauron has plans for them... plans to change everything. They are now prophets, and the world is perilous. Some shipping in later chapters, rated for violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 228,929 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Muse Quest by candycane-eyelashes reviews
5 Friends find themselves in M.E. There's one problem though. It's Not Tolkien's world, it's someone else's fanfic! The timeline has stopped completely! Is there a way the Immies can get it moving? Starts out goofy then gets serious. Please R&R. Same Rati
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,397 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005
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Switching Stances reviews
Chat Noir has always seemed weaker than Ladybug. Perhaps it is some deep flaw of temperament or nature, or could it be as simple as how he holds that staff?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
That's a good Question reviews
Oliver confronts Thea with a very important question- something that her fate as Red Arrow may depend upon.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Thea Q., Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow - Complete
The visiting Storyteller reviews
Jana meets an interesting relative of Maddy's, with a few interesting stories to tell- especially about the origins of Wolfbloods. A fun, fluffy little fic.
Crossover - Wolfblood & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 6/24/2015 - John S., Maddy Smith, Rhydian Morris, Jana
Things not to do in the Avengers Tower reviews
There are some things that a group of super-heroes should be smart enough not to do... but aren't. And hence they learn the hard way...Third chapter now up! (Spoilers for Age of Ultron! Consider yourself warned!)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/5/2012
Mistaken Intent reviews
Triple-drabble. Agent May finds out that, sometimes, context is very important.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2015 - M. May, G. Ward, Skye/Daisy J.
Things not to do on the Mobile Command Unit reviews
There are some things that SHIELD's agents really shouldn't do… as Coulson's team learns the hard way.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - P. Coulson, M. May
Of Lady Sif and Lola reviews
I think the title pretty much explains itself. A short drabble inspired by the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Facebook page.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2014 - P. Coulson, Sif
Who turned out the Lights? reviews
A short fic, set doing the Citadel DLC. The big party goes rather…atypically as a result of a temporary power outage.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - U. Wrex, U. Grunt, Clone Shepard
Snow Effect reviews
Drabble. The war is over, and Sheppard has nothing worse to worry about than snowstorms and hot chocolate. However, even snow can provide an interesting source of amusement- especially when the Normandy crew try to help out.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Christmas on Serenity reviews
Christmas can be an exciting time- even more so if you're one of Serenity's crew. A fluffy, humorous little Christmas fic.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Mal - Complete
Ship's Cat reviews
Drabble Series: Mal is forced into acquiring a ship's cat for Serenity. The result is some strange, feline-related situations... *Chapter 5- River*
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011
Things not to do aboard the Galactica reviews
There are some things one really shouldn't do on a Colonial Battlestar. However, some of the newly-trained crew hasn't figured that out yet... and so the list came into being.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, S. Agathon/Athena
Epilogue reviews
Another possible ending for Mass Effect 3- what would have happened if Sheppard had thought on his feet, instead of listening to the Catalyst? Might things have turned out better for the galaxy?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Shepard - Complete
Ouch! reviews
Extra-long Drabble. Mal learns the hard way that sometimes, it is unadvisable to run in the corridors of a spaceship, even if you do happen to own said ship.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Mal, Inara - Complete
An SG20 Christmas reviews
It is Christmas, and all is well in the Milky Way- or is it? A slightly fluffy christmas adventure for both SG teams 1 and 20. *Part II uploaded*
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/24/2010 - D. Jackson
Never trust Vala's cooking reviews
Oneshot. Vala attempts to make no-bake cookies- with disastrous results. Set sometime in season nine.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Vala, D. Jackson
Things not to do on Atlantis reviews
The Atlantis expedition learns some of the things you SHOULDN’T do aboard Atlantis… the hard way. Set sometime in the last season.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,127 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Stargate: SG 20, Episode 2 reviews
"The Erlkonig" An evil straight out of Norse legend has awakened on Atlantis. Two great stargate teams – Atlantis-1 and SG-20 - must work together to stop it before it destroys the city.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - John S., Ronon D.
Stargate: SG 20, Episode 1 reviews
Five years after the events of Continuum, the galaxy seems to be at peace. However, a new threat has appeared, and a new Stargate team must rise to meet the challenge. OCs, but with plenty of canon characters thrown in. NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Gen. Landry
Things not to do on the TARDIS reviews
Classic Who The Fifth Doctor and his companions learn some of the things that shouldn't be done aboard the TARDIS...the hard way. Set early in the Fifth era.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2010 - 5th Doctor, Nyssa
Star Trek: Declaration reviews
As the Borg begin their second attack of the federation, a new starship is launched. Little does its crew know of the trials that will await them. Set doing “First Contact”. Mostly OCs, some TNG characters will appear in later chapters.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009
If you give an SG team SuperGlue reviews
Long-ish drabble What happens when an SG team gets it's hands on fifteen cases of superglue? They Super-Glue things that aren't supposed to be Super-Glued, that's what!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Of Wraith and Socks reviews
Oneshot. Ronon Dex singlehandedly fends off a wrath attack- using a pair of John Sheppard’s socks.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Ronon D.
Ways to annoy SG1 reviews
oneshot Ever wished you could annoy Stargate Command’s flagship team? This list will give you some ideas!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
How to evacuate the SGC in thirty seconds reviews
Oneshot Jaffa warriors are not trained in cooking. So what happens when you ask one to cook a frozen cheese pizza? Post “The Enemy Within”.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Teal'c - Complete
