THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON! CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED!

Author's Note: I hadn't initially planned on making another chapter for this list, but Dunrana talked me into writing one up.

Also, I just couldn't leave Pietro killed off. Having Wanda join the Avengers, by herself, makes a few jokes. Having him and Wanda join the Avengers makes for a metric ton of really funny jokes.

Disclaimer: I do not own The Avengers.

31 - There are to be no more window-smashing contests!

This was left unexplained.

32 - Someone, stop Wanda. We only had enough GH-325 to bring him back once.

There was a lot of shouting in one of the more obscure eastern european languages moving rapidly around the base.

"She's threatening to kill him for dying," Natasha said, "With a lot of words Cap would complain about thrown in."

33 - When the twins get in a fight, never try to break it up.

Colonel Rodes made that mistake. They still were finding the disassembled bits of the War Machine armor hidden around the base.

And it didn't even save the furniture.

34 - Pietro, stop following me around.

Cap's angry scrawl may have something to do with someone shouting random nonsense in his ear every minute for the past half hour.

35 - Whoever is going around licking people at midnight needs to stop. Now.

36 - Natasha - stop distracting Tony so Pietro can put superglue on his earpiece.

37 - PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER BACK NOW!

38 - Put the Pizza back. Now.

38 - Being revived by The GH drugs is not an excuse to carve things in the wall.

Wanda had cured him of any ill effects, but he had learned of what others revived by it had done, and started carving random words into Tony's nice, clean walls.

39 - Just because she's second in command now is no excuse to hide the Black Widow's door.

40 - The twins may no longer deliberately go out of their way to use twinspeak.

"We may have been-" Bruce stated

"-Once or twice a minute-" Tony continued

"-for the past week-" Bruce interrupted.

"-Or so." Tony finished.

"It doesn't work like that." Wanda said.

"I only interrupt when she's going to…" Pietro continued.

"…Tell the story the wrong way…" Wanda interrupted.

"…Again." Pietro finished.

41 - Natasha, ask Falcon about the door.

Natasha must have understood whatever language this was in, for the far off sound told of an Air Force officer running for his life.

42 – The Nerf war stops now!

Quicksilver had just enough time to write that before four nerf projectiles hit him. Repeatedly and telekinetic-ly.

43 - From now on, neither of the Maximoffs are permitted to drive any sort of vehicle.

At least Pietro only drove too fast. Wanda… Tony went back to erasing the memories from his head.

44 - Throwing people through the microwave isn't funny! Get him down! Now!

Someone had created a tripwire, turning a certain speedster into a speeding projectile. That Thor had been fixing his Pop-tarts at that second had just been good luck.

45 - Do I wish to know why hydra just sent us a truck with four of their top generals tied up in the back?

They sent an assassin. Quicksilver's handwriting supplied. I found an office chair. It is hard to resist my sister's abilities when you are that dizzy.

46 - Clint's home remodeling efforts are not to be mocked!

He had finally removed the dining room wall. The twins, and Stark, had a grand time- re-assembling it in the middle of Avengers tower.

47 - The fact we have a tower does not mean you can paint the upper ten floors purple.

48 - I don't care if a rotten green tomato is lethal at twice the speed of sound. Stop. It.

49– It was funny, but did you have to paint the house?

Pietro. Hawkeye. A home improvement store. A group of purse snatchers.

The police did not have a fun time getting to the culprits.

50– War Machine is no longer allowed to point out that he outranks Cap.

51– Put. The. Battleship. Back. Where. It. Came. From.

Someone was not amused.

Author's Note: Well? What do you think? Review and let me know!