*Jumps down from overhead catwalk to the ground* Hello there!

There are a few things you probably ought to know about me, since you have travelled across the strings of the internet and landed here on my profile:

I'm English, a History graduate, trying to figure out WTF I'm going to do with my life before I reach the existential crisis stage, and a crazed fangirl. Beware of that last one, my friends. I am madly obsessed with Star Wars, The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, The Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, Superheroes, (Marvel) Jurassic Park Franchise, Resident Evil and The Book Thief among many other fandoms, and it is really not healthy of me, but I enjoy it nonetheless.

Note that some of my earlier fics are not on the same standard as my latest ones. They have a few OOC character moments. However, for a few years now I have endeavoured to keep the characters as close to their original personalities as possible when writing stories, regardless of what the fic is about. For instance, if I am writing about a pairing that did not happen in canon, I will still do my best to develop that relationship whilst keeping the characters in character as best as I can.

ANOTHER NOTE: So... recently I've found it incredibly difficult to get into the spirit of writing. I am more than happy to read - I do it all the time now, both on here and by reading whatever I've got at home - and review, but to write... that's another matter entirely. I think the problem is that I've burnt myself out with university and now I just want to rest. My plans now are to work my way into a decent career where I can use the skills my History degree has given me and hopefully fulfil a childhood ambition. THIS IS NOT AN ABANDONMENT! I WILL DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO FINISH THEM! I just don't have the creative energy right now. I hope you all understand. I love you all very much!

My ships:

1) Damon/Elena (The Vampire Diaries).

2) Peter Parker/Spider-Man and Gwen Stacy. (The Amazing Spider-Man & Spider-Man in general).

3) Revan/Bastila Shan. (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic).

4) Niklaus Mikaelson/Camille O'Connell. (The Originals).

5) Chris Redfield/Jill Valentine. (Resident Evil).

6) Liesel Meminger/Rudy Steiner (The Book Thief).

7) Jack/Princess Isabelle (Jack the Giant Slayer)
Elmont/Princess Isabelle (Jack the Giant Slayer). - I tied them no. 8 because I just love them both equally. I have my reasons.

8) Legolas/Tauriel. (The Hobbit Trilogy).

9) Obi-Wan Kenobi/Siri Tachi (Star Wars).

10) Obi-Wan Kenobi/Satine Kryze (Star Wars: The Clone Wars).

11) Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow)/Clint Barton (Hawkeye).

12) Elektra/Daredevil (Matt Murdock).

Ship I'm currently obsessed with: Noooooooooooooone... for now. ;)

I'm a fangirl. I go to comic con events in my town and cosplay. I buy useless, but precious objects related to my favourite TV shows and films. My bedroom is full of posters and other geeky collectors items, and I lose my mind if they receive the slightest bit of damage. I sit there soaking in every detail of something I'm watching and obsess over scenes, analysing every detail and justifying it. I am crazy about my favourite characters and certainly prove it, (I'm sired to Damon Salvatore, for one thing, and Jill Valentine is my Queen of Resident Evil whilst Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff is my Queen of female awesomness :P). I have ships and I get extremely passionate about them. I obviously read and write fanfiction. I procrastinate about my fandoms when I shouldn't. I quote lines from TV shows and films to everyone. I do all the things a fangirl does!

Complete this challenge in you bio if you dare! ;)

Number 12 characters, in no particular order, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

(This was taken from VeraLovesFanFics)

1) Obi-Wan Kenobi.

2) Kylo Ren/Ben Solo

3) Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff.

4) Damon Salvatore.

5) Jill Valentine.

6) Legolas Greenleaf.

7) Darth Vader.

8) Tauriel.

9) Niklaus Mikaelson.

10) Scorpion.

11) Spider-Man.

12) Rey.

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope. I don't think they even exist...

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

HELL YES!!! DAMON SALVATORE IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!! TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE AND MAKE ME YOURS, MY LOVE!!! :3

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Half Elf, half force sensitive human baby.

... Well... technology has improved vastly throughout the centuries, and I'm sure the Star Wars universe can handle it.

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes. I don't remember the title, but it was about Klaus telling his daughter Hope a story about a woman (cough Cami!) and how she was special and unique. As Hope grows older she eventually understands who the story is about, and asks her dad about it. The story was Klaus' way of keeping the memory of the love of his life (Cami) alive and with him. I will never forget the line: "I will carry you with me." I don't recall hearing or seeing Klaus ever saying that to any of his love interests, except for Cami.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Noooooooooo... I'm a pure Legriel shipper as well as a Reylo one! It's not incest until proven! If it is, I shall jump ship!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Jill Valentine/Niklaus Mikaelson, or Jill Valentine/Scorpion.

Jill/Klaus - the more likely of the two to barely get along.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?

Darth Vader: "My grandson."

Kylo, who is currently getting oddly close to Rey (again!) jumps away from her. He is quickly overcome with awe at the sight before him. "Grandfather."

Rey: Looks on in silent confusion.

Kylo: "I was just trying to seduce her to the Dark Side, grandfather! She is strong with the Force!"

Me: "It looks like you were doing MORE than just trying to seduce her to the Dark Side. Although, I must say, you certainly seduced me!"

Vader, Kylo and Rey all look at me with confusion.

Me: I love you all. *Grins*

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Black Widow/Scorpion.

After her actions at Leipzig airport, Natasha Romanoff has become a fugitive from the government she once backed regarding the Superhero Registration Act. Keeping her head low, she has been living a quiet life in Greenland. But trouble seems to follow her wherever she goes, and it's not long until she encounters a strange yellow-clad ninja who has her dragged straight into another world. The former Russian spy finds herself amongst another world of gods, villains and demons, and is forced to participate in their most brutal tournament yet: Mortal Kombat. Utilising her entire arsenal, the new representative of Earthrealm must fight if she is ever to return to her world. However, the mysterious yellow ninja is fixated on her, for reasons that she doesn't know, but certainly intends to discover.

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Nope. No way.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"YOUR GRANDSON IS A SCRUFFY LOOKING, NERF HERDING PSYCHO!" - Rey is very perturbed at Kylo's stalking... Vader/Anakin is just enjoying the show. There will be some emotional stuff, like deep, symbolic and philosophical thinking, inner struggles, an existential crisis going on in the lives of a Force Ghost, a nineteen-year-old and a brooding, incredibly groomed and gorgeous dark sider! :D

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

In the midst of the Clone Wars, the Republic and the Separatists simultaneously discover a new galaxy with very little inhabited planets. One planet that is found to be teeming with life is Earth which seems to hold no allegiance to either side. Curious and in need of maintaining the upper hand against the Separatists, the Republic requests that the Jedi Order send a Jedi out to investigate and strike an alliance. Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi is sent to negotiate and lands in a small town known as Mystic Falls. The town looks normal at first, but its dark secrets and creatures of the night quickly emerge, leaving the Jedi Master fighting for his survival. One dark creature however appears fascinated by the man who wields a blue light, and decides to have a little fun with him. Little does this creature, the vampire Damon Salvatore, know what he is getting himself into. With the Jedi fending off the devilish vampire and hurrying to secure a truce with the people of Earth before the Separstists do, only one thing is for sure: it's going to be a wild ride.

So they basically become frenenemies.

Does anyone on your friendslist read Three slash?

Not that I know of.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

You're supposed to love yourself, so I'm friends with myself, obviously. Does that count?
No, no one I know of writes or draws Spidey. Although, my boyfriend has recently become obsessed with him and does draw every once in a while, so maybe.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Kylo Ren/Damon Salvatore/Jill Valentine. I could ask, but I doubt they'd do it. I think I'm the only one on my friends list who is crazy and knowledgeable enough on Resident Evil and Vampire Diaries to even write a fic on here with these three characters. Not to mention this pairing would end in a bloodbath... with all of them being revived cos I can't bear to kill any of these babies off.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

'Fight Song.' Because Tauriel is strong-willed, stout in her beliefs (until she falls in love), and is one hell of a fighter!

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

'WANRING: FIND ME AND TAKE ME TO A PSYCHIATRIST SO I CAN TALK TO THEM ABOUT WHY THESE THREE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ARE IN FACT REAL!'

What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Kylo Ren. Your skills are impressive. Imagine our power if we were to work together!" - Because honestly, this is probably as close as we would get to Scorpion asking someone, especially a guy such as Kylo Ren, out.

Kylo would stab him through the heart with his cross guard lightsaber because he wants Rey by his side.

Jokes on you though, Benny! You can't kill Scorpion by simply stabbing him!

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A hell of a long time ago. And does reading your own, because you want to ride the pain train to hell and back count? I also like to proof read every now and again.

What is Six's biggest secret?

Does Legolas even have any secrets? o_O

Three and Seven got together. Your reaction?

Black Widow/Darth Vader?

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Darth Vader just stares at me, no doubt enraged with my mocking him. He would then Force Choke me* I die happy. Funny, because I came across one of those initial and birthday things that come up with some ridiculous answer to how you die or whatever, and I was killed by Darth Vader. IT'S DESTINY THAT I DIE BY THE HAND OF THE MOST POWERFUL SITH LORD EVER KNOWN!

“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, goes out on a date with Eleven and then, with Twelve. After this, One follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." Fill in the blanks. What title would you give this fic?

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Niklaus Mikaelson are in a happy relationship until Niklaus suddenly runs off with Damon Salvatore. Obi-Wan, broken-hearted, goes out on a date with Spider-Man and then Rey. After this, Obi-Wan follows the wise advice of Jill Valentine and finds true love with Black Widow.

'Starcrossed.' - Cos it's across five universes, mainly Star Wars. So... erm... yeeeeaaaaah. That happened. We'll just leave that be. Bye bye.

Klaus, give me my Damon back, now...

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Confused. Darth Vader/Tauriel? No. Just no. Tauriel would die anyway.

What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Me: I f*ing LOVE YOU, SEXY!! KISS ME! *Kisses Damon* The rest is VERY adult and inappropriate.

DON'T JUDGE ME! IT'S HIS FAULT HE IS THAT HOT! HE'S A CRIMINAL FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE JELLY WHENEVER I SEE HIM!

I'm pathetic and weak in Damon Salvatore's presence.

(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Meh, he needs it more than me... OMG AN ELF, DEAR LEGOLAS, JUST STOLE MY HAIRBRUSH! I'M SO HAPPY THAT HE CHOSE MINE!!! KEEP IT, DARLING, AS A SYMBOL OF HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU! :D

(7), (9), and (5) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Darth Vader, Niklaus Mikaelson and Jill Valentine singing Friday by Rebecca Black.

Me: Please, my sweeties, don't make me kill you all. :'(

(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Worship them. And marry 2. IT'S KYLO REN/BEN SOLO AND SPIDER-MAN, MY ULTIMATE BABY AND ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MARVEL HEROES! BEN, SWEETIE, SHOW ME THE WAYS OF THE FORCE! I promise its not dirty this time. That's all for Damon. ;D

You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Me: Hi Scorpion. Can you do me a favour, please? All of these lot are now my enemy. Disintegrate them for me, will you? Make the teachers extra crispy. (Cos I'm a nerd, and the idea of failing my classes terrifies me). ... And I might be a little bit vengeful.

What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I probably wouldn't even wake up. I'm an incredibly deep sleeper who didn't even realise her own boyfriend was doing everything in his power to wake me up, only to receive a sleepy punch to the face which knocked him out since he only remembers it going dark all of a sudden. He then woke up with not only a sore face, but the sleeping log that is his girlfriend beside him who was none the wiser. True story.

I probably wouldn't even wake up during the end of the world, which would be a shame because I'd miss out on a hell of a lot of stuff. :( :( :(

Aaaaaanyway, Kenobi would stare at me dumbfounded since I'd wake up screaming my only command which goes thusly: "TAKE ME AS YOUR PADAWAN LEARNER!!!"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me peeking out from behind the curtain: NATASHA? GET OUT OF HERE! I'M IN THE SHOWER, FOR GOD SAKE! *Flicks water in her direction*

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Damon Salvatore is going to marry Niklaus Mikaelson?! NO, DAMON! KLAUS LOVES CAMI, AND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ME! NOW COME, HUBBY! *Drags him home*

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: I love you even more now, Jill! *Dines with my favourite Resident Evil character happily*
... Can we kill zombies afterwards?

Number 6 is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I and Legolas would be total BFF's! :D

Sings about how Legolas is so awesome* *He wakes up and spits out some good-natured insult in Sindarin to me before going back to sleep*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: *Drops down on my knees* NOOOOOOOOOO...Wait? Does this mean I get to be an awesome Sith Lord?

WE'RE FAMILY, BENNY! I LOVE YOU!!! *Hugs him* PLEASE DON'T STAB ME!

Vader: What?

Me: What? I love Benny! :D

Ben needs LOVE! #SaveBenSolo

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Well Tauriel did get a hell of a beating in the Battle of the Five Armies. :'(

Number 2 made fun of all your friends?

I'd join in if it was good-natured. If antagonistic... WHY, KYLO? WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!???? STOP IT, BABY! :'( :'( :'(

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

SCORPION! You're supposed to be my body guard! :'(

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Obi-Wan would try to negotiate with them. If negotiations failed, he would remove the threat.

You're on vacation with 5 and manage to break your leg. What does 5 do?

Jill Valentine would perform first aid on me, or would help me out with it since I have training in it. She does all of this whilst epically defending us from zombies and other BOWs.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

My own Black Widow ensemble and training. I hope. Because I love her, and she loves me. xD

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Damon Salvatore rushes in with vampire speed, scoops me up and saves me. Then we marry and live happily together forever.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Hopefully, Jill would stop me from doing it. Depending on her mood.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Obi-Wan: A Jedi shall not know love, my young padawan.

Me: I need my body guard with me at all times, Master! And he is like a furnace, so I will never be cold again!
Because I'm pretty sure I'm Elsa in RL with always being cold to some degree, no matter what the weather conditions are.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Bathes the tournament in my enemies blood. Thank you, Niklaus! ;)

11 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Klaus and Spider-Man. They're talking about their lady friends, I believe. ;)

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Obi-Wan apologises sincerely. Scorpion tells Obi-Wan to watch it and threatens to take his life if he makes a fool of himself again. Obi-Wan shoots back his own flippant and sarcastic remark, leading to the two engaging in an intense battle that unfortunately my poor master would lose, because Scorpion is already dead. Additionally, all Scorpion has to do is drag Obi-Wan to the Netherrealm and it's over. Scorpion's strength increases in the Netherrealm with no defining limit.

9 became a singer?

Me: I didn't know you could sing, Klaus. :3
He doesn't need to though. His accent is so sexy I could sit there and listen to him talk forever.

10 got a daughter?

No. He had a son... who was brutally murdered, along with his wife and the rest of his clan. And then he got murdered as well. Poor Scorpion. :'(

What would 1 think of 2?

Obi-Wan would think that Ben is going down the same, twisted path that his grandfather did. It would hurt Obi-Wan to watch the grandson of his best friend doom himself to a life of pain and suffering. But since Anakin redeemed himself, I would like to believe that Obi-Wan now believes it is possible for one to return from the Dark Side. He would see that spark of light in the man named after him, and hope for his redemption whilst coaxing Anakin into trying to reach Ben.

How would 3 greet 4?

Damon: Huh. I thought trick or treating was for Halloween only.

Black Widow has a gun pointed at Damon's heart.*

Where would 8 meet 12?

Tauriel would meet Rey in a large green field. There are a lot of forests and clearings in Middle-Earth and across the galaxy, aside from the cities. And Rey loves the colour green so why not? Can I come?! Green is my favourite colour too! It actually is.

What would 9 never dare tell 10?

Klaus wouldn't tell Scorpion lot of things. He only shares his secrets with those he deems worthy enough. Hell, he doesn't even share some of his secrets with his own family who he has been with for the past 1000 plus years!

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Scorpion doesn't really feel fear. And whilst I hate to say it, Scorpion would obliterate Obi-Wan. :'(

Is 3 gay?

No. All of Black Widow's relationships have been with men so far... as far as I'm aware.

Thanks for coming across my profile, mellon. May the Force be with you!