I love anime and anime related Fanfics. I love the TV shows FireFly, Angel, and Buffy The Vampire Slayer the most out of any TV shows.

I mostly enjoy romantic pure love with a hint of humor type fanfics, and ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE RAPE AND RAPE FANFICS!! RAPE IN ANY STORY TO A MAIN CHARACTER IN THE STORY OR SHOWN EVEN TO A NAMELESS CHARACTER RUINS ANY AND ALL FICS IT'S IN!! The only time in a fanfic there can be rape and I wont stop reading is if it doesn't happen to a main character and the people that are raped aren't shown it's just eluded to.

My favorite anime/manga are The Prince of Tennis, S-CRY-ed, Busou Renkin, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, Samurai Champloo, Samurai 7, Cowboy Bebop, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Veritas, etc..., then lastly Naruto I like it in fanfiction but the manga and show blow because Kishi sucks Uchiha cock by giving him everything.

I also love Manga, and the best Manga site I've found yet is MANGA it's the best I've found and has most of them. Oh another good site is DDM I like it. It's not for just manga, but it's good for several things anyways.

My favorite pairings in anime are in no particular order with my top five listed as such:

Naruto

1. Naruto/Anko

2. Naruto/Kurenai

3. Naruto/Hinata

4. Naruto/Tayuya

5. Naruto/Fem.Haku

Naruto/Temari

Naruto/Ino

Naruto/TenTen

Naruto/Yugito

Naruto/Kin

Naruto/Princess Yukie

Naruto/Shion

Naruto/Sakura

Naruto/Shizune

Naruto/Tsunade

Naruto/Older Hanabi

Naruto/FemKyuubi

Naruto/Yuugao

Naruto/Ayame

Anko/Kurenai

Lee/Sakura

Ino/Choji

TenTen/Lee

Bleach

Ichigo/Rukia

Ichigo/ Inoue

Chad/Inoue

Ishida/Tatsuki

Yourichi/Tatsuki

Yourichi/Ichigo

Yu Yu Hakusho

Yusuke/Keiko

Kuwabara/Ukina

Hiei/Boton

I'm a fairly shitty writer, mainly my problem is my grammar. I write mainly to kill the evil beast known as...BOREDOM!! Though I truly enjoy when people review and help me get better, even flames are welcomed. Though dumb flames that flame for the fun of it, or flamers who take it way to serious, after all it's under humor for a reason. That reason being mainly my writing lol. Also even though I like Naruto I hate the show and manga which is weird. It's because Kishimoto or whatever the creators name is spelled is so retarded it hurts. I mean come on how can a kid who learned kage bushin no jutsu in two hours not gain any significant strength in two and a half years of training with the strongest Sannin? He's weaker than Sakura if he doesn't use Kyuubi's chakra!! I mean come on Sasgay is Sannin level in shippuuden and is so fast he could easily kill Naruto if he wanted to!! Also everyone is so damn stupid it hurts my brain to read or watch, Tsunade thinks Naruto can handle himself?? He's a complete and utter weakling without Kyuubi's chakra and he can't use enough of it to do shit against Akatsuki!! He made a more powerful and even more useless version of rasengan since he lacks the speed to hit with it 90 of the time, also he lacks the speed in forming it needed to attack efficiently also he still can't do a one handed rasengan also he didn't learn the secret to kage bunshin no jutsu which would have helped him significantly, oh and he learned to seal stuff in scrolls big fucking deal! It's like Jiraiya doesn't care that he's pathetic I mean with Naruto's healing he could heal muscle and tendon tears super fast thus becoming faster and stronger very quick hell in the two and a half years I bet Naruto could become so fast he'd make Gai with no weights and 7 gates open look slow.

MAN THE SHOW IS SO FUCKING STUPID AND YET I CAN'T STOP READING THE MANGA AND PERIODICALLY WATCHING THE GAY SHOW!! WHY DOES KISHIMOTO HAVE TO BE A GAY SASGAY FAN BOY!! I MEAN HE'S OBVIOUSLY SO GAY FOR SASGAY IT'S RIDICULOUSLY I MEAN WHY ELSE MAKE THE MAIN CHARACTERS RIVAL SO STRONG IT APPEARS THAT THE MAIN CHARACTER IS AS PATHETIC AS A ROOKIE CHUUNIN? COME ON NO WAY SASGAY CAN GET TO SANNIN LEVEL IN THOSE YEARS AND NARUTO CAN'T!! God damn Sasgay fan boy creator.

My gripes about Fan fiction: I despise Yaoi, nothing against gay people I just don't want to read about it. What the fuck is wrong with you sick fucks who like Yaoi? Honestly I didn't know so many sick fucks/Gay people are on this site, again nothing against gay people I'm just fed up from seeing so many Yaoi fics. Someone had the audacity to to send me some huge rant on how I should and could turn Naruto God Of Wind into a NaruSasu-centric fic. For fucks Sake can't people see I despise Sasgay with a fiery passion, and Yaoi only slightly less? I will never ever ever knowingly read nor write Yaoi (I have been tricked into reading a few times due to Naruto being bisexual or turning gay during the story), honest to god I'd rather be shot dead. Now Yuri...hell yeah my Avatar says it all. Nothings more beautiful than two or more beautiful women making love or just hot sex lol.

I despise the use of English jutsu as it just means the author is to lazy to look up or translate jutsu to Japanese you could try Leafninja for Cannon jutsu, or try Original Jutsu to translate English to Japanese. I also hate multiple speakers in the same paragraph, JUST HIT ENTER TWICE BEFORE ANOTHER PERSON TALKS! I also dislike but can look past it when people don't identify who's speaking so you have to guess who's saying what.

I also hate when people try to force humor then bitch when you say it sucks because it was forced and as such sucked. I also hate whiny bitches who throw god damn hissy fits when you express your opinion even if slightly harsh or overtly harsh.

I also dislike when Naruto is overpowered. This is because I find it incredibly hard to do it, so when it's done the stories always bad. For instance a bloodline sure but don't go overboard or multiple ones. Also one shouldn't give him to much to quick like he's the talentless or weak dobe then the day of graduation gets some uber jutsu and gets super strong in a couple months, if your going to give him a bunch of stuff spread it out over years. Thats it for now I may add more later.

I've become to despise the misuse of the Gogyou Fuuin. The jutsu's sole purpose is to disrupt even numbered seals, not stop the flow of chakra. It stopped Naruto's because his seal was a four point (That is an even number for you idiots that are out there) and the seal was currently channeling Kyuubi's chakra. So the Gogyou Fuuin disrupted that function of the four point seal, thus cutting off the chakra. It does not just work on anyone by hitting them in the stomach and wham cuts off the chakra, unless they have a seal on their stomach exactly where the Gogyou Fuuin hits and it happens to be an even numbered seal which is what channels their chakra. I'm just sick and tired of people thinking "Oh I'll have this guy nail him in the stomach with the Gogyou Fuuin and bam his chakra is gone." No it doesn't work that way it disrupts even numbered seals, now whether that seal channels chakra or not depends on if the jutsu seals off chakra.

Updated Gripes:

I've begun to despise he overused and poorly used 'Sasgay returns' idea in fics. In damn near everyone where Naruto drags him back the village openly welcomes him back into their ninja ranks without any punishment or at the most a slap on the wrist with probation. Hell most he time he becomes Hokage or something. To me that's idiotic and it should be to everyone else as well. He became a missing nin a traitor, he would be executed or at the least imprisoned for life with his chakra cut off except the minimal needed to live, and his eyes either removed and replaced or just removed. Even if there was a council and the licked his balls he wouldn't be accepted back, it would make Konoha look weak to accept him back. Plus his previous actions would make them weary even if they were idiots who loved the ground he walked on, and the risk of repeated betrayal is to high. If Tsunade were there she'd have his head as well since the Hokage's word is supreme. It's been said and is true basically universally Treason is punished by death. It's just become so overdone and done badly that it's stupid, since it couldn't happen and never will, unless Kishi decides to coddle more Uchiha balls and do it thus completely ruining 'Naruto' as a manga/anime.

Plus when they make Sasgay Hokage their defying cannonical fact that the strongest Ninja in the village is the Hokage unless of course they refuse. And if Sasgay in those instances was stronger than Naruto I could understand it, provided he didn't return to Konoha after committing treason. The thing is that when Sasgay does become Hokage Naruto is always stronger than hm, and it's only by the will of the Uchiha cock sucking Council that he becomes Hokage.

Anko is my favorite Naruto Character and I hate when she's portrayed as a whore/slut and heres my reasoning why it's idiotic to portray her as such.

I hate fics where people make Anko out to be a whore she's not and heres my reasoning for it. I don't think she'd have any old lovers. She is an emotionally fragile person and has serious trust issues and hates to be vulnerable which is why I believe she's so flirtatious she likes to be in control and lead poor fools on thinking they have a chance with her only to smash those hopes to bits. With the betrayal of Orochimaru she would hate being emotionally vulnerable and sex even if she picked some random guy up would make her somewhat emotionally vulnerable and require her to trust her lover which wont happen and she would never accept that, then you have the fact that she knows she's gorgeous so she'd have extremely high standards which no guy I can think of could match, except Naruto since he knows a similar pain what with the villages scorn. That leads to yet another reason her sleeping around is HIGHLY unlikely, she knows most people think lowly about her and most men would try to get into her panties because she's hot and sexy only to dump her once they got the 'prize' she's smart, sly, and devious and would be able to tell their intentions, which is why I don't think she'd be with any guys. Those are my reasons based on logic why Anko should and would be a virgin.

FUCK ALL YOU SASGAY FAN BOYS AND GIRLS OUT THERE!! HE'S AN IRREDEEMABLE PRICK WHO SHOULD BE KILLED AND BASHED CONSTANTLY!! HE HAS ZERO GOOD QUALITIES AND YET SOME HOW THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU IDIOTIC FUCKS OUT THERE THAN LOVE HIM WHEN HE LITERALLY HAS NO GOOD QUALITIES HE'S MEAN AND RUDE TO PEOPLE, HE'S ARROGANT, WILL DO ANYTHING FOR POWER, HE'S TRIED TO KILL HIS 'BEST FRIEND' TWICE, AND HE'S A TRAITOR. IDIOTS MAY TRY TO SAY HE SHOWS MERCY TO THOSE HE DOESN'T KNOW OR WHO ARE INNOCENT WELL I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT. THEY OFTEN CITE THAT HE DIDN'T KILL THOSE OTO NINS HE SPARRED WITH, AND DIDN'T KILL ALL THOSE PRISONERS AT THAT BASE AND THEY SAY IT'S AN ACT OF MERCY. HAHAHAHA THOSE ARE EASILY EXPLAINED AND WITH HIS PREVIOUS HISTORY OF ARROGANCE AND OBSESSION IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME HE DIDN'T KILL THOSE NINS BECAUSE IT'S MORE DIFFICULT TO FIGHT AND KEEP THEM ALIVE THAN TO KILL THEM, BECAUSE IT LIMITS HIS JUTSU AND ATTACKS WHILE THEY CAN USE LETHAL FORCE, THEN AT THE BASE EASY HE WANTS THEM TO WILLINGLY FOLLOW HIM RATHER THAN GRUDGINGLY FOLLOW HIM SO HE SPARED THEM ACTED NICE AND BAM HE HAS FOLLOWERS WHO BELIEVE IN HIM AND HIS CAUSE AND THERES NOTHING MORE DANGEROUS THAN A GROUP WHO BELIEVE THEY ARE IN THE RIGHT AND WILL DO ANYTHING FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN. SO I BELIEVE HE HAD ULTERIOR MOTIVES FOR EVERYTHING HE'S DONE, AND PEOPLE BITCH ABOUT HE CAN BE REDEEMED HAHAHA ONLY WAY HE'D BE REDEEMED IN MY EYES IS IF HE COMMITTED RITUAL SUICIDE. HE'S DONE TO MANY THINGS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH TO BE REDEEMED.

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