Summary: Something unexpected happens when the Yondaime performed the seal that decided the fate of a village, a nation, a world…and a boy. Watch when the sealing goes wrong and Naruto has both the Kyuubi and the death god sealed inside of him. Bleach Xover

" Disclaimer no jutsu!" suddenly a chibi Naruto wearing a black kimono with a black hakama, a white sash and over all that a white captain's haori pops up. It starts waving his sword in a threatening manner and shouts: "Gaisensei does not own Naruto or Bleach, so get lost you lousy lawyers, Dattebayo!"

"Human talk and jutsu"

'Human thoughts'

"Higher being talk and jutsu"

'Higher being thoughts'

It was a dark day in the history of Konoha. Kyuubi attacked. It's descend upon fire country two days ago was the beginning of a reaction of catastrophic events.

When the nine tailed demon fox showed itself for the first time at the borders of Fire Country, attacking a village, Konoha prepared itself for a possible encounter with the fox. They send forth scout teams, trying to pinpoint the fox' location and to predict its path of destruction. Few teams survived. They made a devastating discovery. It was heading straight to Konoha and it would reach it in two days.

The Yondaime Hokage, the military leader of the Village hidden in the Leaves, cancelled ongoing missions to prepare for the worst. Supplies were stocked in the safe houses inside the Hokage monument, Genin were assigned to insurrect last-minute defenses. Chuunin and Jounin alike were send forth to stall the savage beast, but it tore right through them. The ninja's made their last stand at the village, but its power was too high. To Kyuubi, the little ape men who were shouting their weak jutsu, were laughable. Their jutsu didn't do anything to him, except enrage him further. Any jutsu that did damage him was rendered useless several seconds after, when the Demonic Chakra from Kyuubi healed his wounds.

" You can't beat me, Puny meat bags, I am the great Lord Kyuubi no Kitsune, Lord of the Greater Demons, Ruler of all that is. Your pathetic magic tricks are useless against me."

It was true, the Kyuubi was too strong for mere humans, and it was something that the leader of the village realised. But he had to do something, make a last ditch effort, but the Kyuubi has proven time and time again that every jutsu was ineffective. Not even his prized student, Hatake Kakashi, could permanently injure the great beast with his most prized assassination technique, the Chidori. Kyuubi was too strong for a mere human, but Yondaime found a solution for the problem. If the demon couldn't be killed, then it had to be sealed away for eternity. There were several complications with the seal the Yondaime has designed. It needed a human sacrifice to summon the Shinigami, the death god, and because the Kyuubi had such a high amount of non-human chakra, it had to be sealed away in a living container that did not have any chakra coils, and that meant that the yondaime had to sacrifice a newborn baby to a life full of neglect, misery and hatred, but the yondaime had that part covered too. He would use his Last Wish, Order and Mission to save the child, and order the people to treat him as their hero, the jailor of the Kyuubi no Kitsune.

The Yondaime was currently standing upon the head of the toad boss Gamabunta, with a newborn child in his arms that had a tuft of blonde hair not unlike the Yondaime itself.

"Alright Bunta, ready for a final showdown?"

"It's been a pleasure to have had you as my subordinate, Arashi, but before we go to your demise, what is the Gaki's name?"

" Naruto, Bunta, his name is Naruto."

" Naruto? I'll remember the brat's name and have one of my spawn follow him when he graduates from the academy to make sure he doesn't get himself killed. Now, let's beat that fox, I need a new fur shawl for the wife."

And so Gamabunta hopped towards the great demon with his loyal subordinate, the Yondaime Hokage on his head. When they reached the Kyuubi, the final confrontation began.

"Another meat bag for me to kill. I see you got yourself a little toad, how nice of you to bring it. I needed some toad leather for a new wallet, thank you."

Gamabunta didn't like to be dishonored, and had to give his reply. "Arashi, when you kill him, allow me a piece so I can get the wife that sawl, eh. Now, let's do this thing."

Faster than lightning, the yondaime flashed through hand seals and summoned the death god.

"Shiki Fuujin!" The death god appeared behind the yondaime, still invisible to the Kyuubi no Kitsune.

"I didn't even feel that one, meatball. No-one can defeat me, the Kyuubi no Kitsune, lord of all demons."

Then the shinigami grasped both the soul of the Kyuubi and the Yondaime and put Kyuubi's soul into the bellybutton of the child he laid on the top of Gamabunta's head. The yondaime, knowing he didn't have much time left, made his hand seals as quick as possible and put the Shishou Fuujin on top of the Dead Demon Consuming Seal. Then he flashed through another set of hand seals as fast as possible and created another seal above it, the Hakke no Fuujin Shiki, so the demonic chakra could mix with Naruto's normal chakra.

When the yondaime gave his last breath, he never noticed he made a mistake with the second seal he created, sealing the summoned Shinigami inside Naruto after collecting Yondaime's soul.

Author's note: whew, after a lot of planning and plotting I've pieced together a prologue or first chapter, whatever you like. This is my first English fanfiction so please be gentle with me, and give me some good critisicm! Do point out what I'm doing wrong, so I can keep that in mind and I won't repeat it hopefully.

Also, for you early readers. If you review, please do tell me wich division naruto's going to be in! I had several idea's for him, but I don't like him under Aizen's direct command. He isn't going to first, fifth and twelfth division for sure, so don't bother voting for that one :D

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