Hello. This is kind of awkward. Because I know you're here to stalk me, you know you're here to stalk me and I know you know you're stalking me and you know that I know that you know you're stalking me :/

But uh, I'm a university student with no life (and no money) working towards a degree in Bullshitting And Slacking (Otherwise known as a BAS, or a Bachelor of Architectural Studies)- I spend my waking hours in the studio and my non-waking hours having nightmares that I'm still at studio, I get less than five or six hours of sleep five days a week and have a pretty grand time hauling sheet metal, hammers, fish wire and random pieces of junk across campus, past amused and slightly confused students.

I'm now more of a lurker than writer due to a lack of inspiration and frustration with a fandom and/or people in said fandom. But I ship Castle/Beckett, Chuck/Sarah, Roy/Riza, Me/David Beckham.

Those days have passed now, but I have met the most amazing people on this site; people who challenged me, inspired me and encouraged me with their writing and their friendship. I would like to say that I've grown out of this fanfiction-writing phase that I've been in for years now, but sadly this is still a great way for me to waste time and pretend my projects and deadlines don't exist.

I also LOVE football (or soccer). Don't read on if you are a Manchester United fan, but the truth is that Chelsea is just the best club (!!). And although we are just a pee-wee team, the All Whites, we have the best sportsmanship and heart of any FIFA team... and once they get kicked out, my nationalistic flag-waving side finds itself holding a Brazil flag :)

... And I will end this awkwardness here with some friendly advice-

Don't expect me to answer if you PM me, give me a buffer of a week or two. I have been known to be lazy in answering my emails and updating fics.

Hee ;)