Course Jesterhide bio
 Author has written 14 stories for Chuck. Hello. CJ here, checking in from high Earth orbit. I'm sorry that it's been such a long time since I published anything new. Chuck is the only show I've ever felt the urge to write for, and now that it's over, well...hmm. Let's just say that I don't watch much TV these days, let alone write anything about it. I still have bits and pieces of unfinished stories on my computer, and I suppose that I keep them around on the chance that I may feel the compulsion to finish one or more of them someday. Not likely, though. Anywho, the 14 stories I managed to publish will be here. Thanks to everyone who has taken the time to read them, an even bigger thanks to those who reviewed them, and the biggest thanks of all to those who helped me write them. Boogie on, Chuck Nation. |
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The Intricacies of Magical Etiquette by MayorHaggar reviews
When Harry needs Daphne to tutor him so he won't make a fool of himself in the Wizengamot, she suggests a very unique method of compensation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 296 - Published: 7/2/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Chuck vs The Emoticon by ne71 reviews
Chuck and Sarah have an IM discussion. Silliness ensues. Now a multichapter! More Casey! More fighting! Seriously, there is.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,858 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,361 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
Casey Versus the Confessional by timewalker05 reviews
Some gifts are more difficult to give than others. John Casey makes his annual pilgrimage to confess his sins.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Pink Elephants, Cheshire Cats and Staplers by blc reviews
Chuck, a bottle of gin, and a quiet night at Casa Bartowski. "Honestly, Casey? I kind of thought it would be the Master Sergeant I hallucinated when I completely lost it." "Well, the Master Sergeant's dialogue skills are a bit stunted." T for language.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Chuck vs the Premium Drunk by ne71 reviews
Sarah comes back from Ellie's bachelorette party and demonstrates the perfect level of intoxication...
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6421 - Favs: 17,322 - Follows: 6,096 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Come Away With Me by fancyjules reviews
5 situations in which Chuck and Sarah have to "sleep" together to maintain their cover plus 1 bonus story. Complete!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,635 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
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Sarah vs Fulcrum's Transdimensional Killer Cold reviews
One-shot no longer! I happily present the Casey-centric sequel, "You're a Mean One, Mr. Casey". Chuck and Sarah are sick again, and Casey is...annoyed. Enjoy, and happy holidays to all!
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck vs Scooby Snack Goblin Crunch reviews
Season 2 one-shot, set at the end of Chuck vs. the Cougars. Chuck passed on Sarah's offer to answer one question about herself, and Sarah can't believe it. A little angst, a little syrupy sweetness, but mostly just good ol' Chuck and Sarah.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Black Label and Bonsai Trees reviews
After a disturbing discovery about Casey's past, Chuck tries to be a good friend. But with a guy like Casey, that's not easy. One shot.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
IOU reviews
Inspired by and a sequel to Wepdiggy's excellent "Morgan vs. the Apology", this is my second take on a Chuck/Sarah reconciliation. Since Sarah stood aside for Hannah, Chuck thinks that he owes the same courtesy with Shaw. But is that what she wants?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Parting Gifts reviews
Takes place after 3x08, "Chuck vs. the Fake Name." Sarah has both something to say and something to give to Chuck. A little angsty, but doesn't leave you hanging. Alternate title: "How I'd resolve the current Charah mess in three scenes or less."
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck vs Eleven Roses reviews
Takes place between "Chuck vs. the Ring" and S3. Sarah is hurt and angry, and Chuck doesn't know how to reach her. But as usual, he manages to find a way - with a little help from the good Captain Awesome. 2nd chapter added - now with more Awesomeness!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs the Price of Renewal reviews
It's late summer, and Chuck, Sarah, Casey and the gang are headed to the first production meeting for the new season. But rumors have been swirling, and they don't know what lies in store for them. Intended to be pure goofy fun.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Sarah vs the Squire of Buymoria reviews
Chuck is bored out of his mind while doing paperwork in the Castle, and he's aggravating Sarah to no end. This fluffy little piece is mostly for fun, but if you know me at all, you know I can't resist throwing in some Charah. Early S2. Edited 11/17/10.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Sarah vs the Closed Door reviews
Seeing what you've lost can be overwhelming, even if it was never really yours. Angsty Sarah-centric one-shot, set right at the end of Chuck vs. the Suburbs.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Lester Patel, Internet Dating Consultant reviews
Flush with the success of Big Mike, the creator of the Internet Hotness Conversion Factor takes it upon himself to devise Internet dating strategies for the rest of his friends. Pure silliness. One shot.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Lester - Complete
Sarah vs Love Actually reviews
Alone for the night, Sarah rents one of her favorite movies. She hasn't seen it since she met Chuck, and its effect on her this time is much different. Chuck stops by the next morning to cheer her up, bringing Sarah both warm donuts and tempting thoughts.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sarah W., Chuck B.
Fulcrum vs The Super Agent reviews
Sarah and Bryce are captured by Fulcrum, and Beckman has to bring in her best man to get them back. It's not who you think it is. Mostly for fun, but with a little Charah goodness at the end.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Sarah vs the Second First Date reviews
Chuck has been in a funk, and Sarah wants to know why. She finds a lot more than she was looking for. Chuck/Sarah, one shot.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Bryce vs the End of the Line reviews
Everyone has a breaking point. One-shot.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bryce L. - Complete
