Hello everybody.

I'm Lady Midnight07.

I like anime and manga and good yaoi. The ones I like the most are Naruto and Dragon Ball.
I am a fan of Transformers, Dragon Ball, Harry Potter, Vampire Hunter D, Naruto... and a bit of Creepypasta.
But I also like the movie series - Predator and Alien VS Predator.

If I lived in any of those worlds and could choose who I want to be, then in the Transformers I would be a techno-organic cat-mech bounty-hunter, who would probably try and mess up a lot with both armies.
In DragonBall, I would be a dragon-warrior that would try and seduce Son Goku or Piccolo... or both if I was lucky.
In Naruto, if I was a ninja I would be a chunin with specialization in genjutsu and sealing, that do her best to protect her favourite little blonde and train him to be the best shinobi ever.
In the Harry Potte, I would love to be a demon, that kid Harry from his abusive family and teach him, so he will never be a push-over or anybody's toy.
In Vampire Hunter D... seriously I wouldn't stand a chance, but maybe I would try as a dhampir that would go after D and Mayer Link.
And as a Pasta... well I think the world has more than enough psychos on its own. Why add another one?

My favourite characters are the following:
Transformer = Megatron(I like him in all series).
Dragon Ball = Son Goku(He may be an idiot but he is cool) & Piccolo(Since the start I fell in love with him).
Vampire Hunter = D.
Naruto = Uzumaki Naruto.
Harry Potter = Harry James Potter, Luna Lovegood & Neville Longbottom.

Hope you will like my work and please feel free to write to me any review.

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things