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Joined 09-16-14, id: 6116841, Profile Updated: 01-18-19
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Web Shows, Walking Dead, and Supernatural.

Hello. My name is Johannes, I am twenty and updates will be sporadic. I will try to be active AND rewrite old stories (as my writing style has drastically improved).

I just need to find the time to.

I'm a full-time student and I have a part-time job, maybe two. I'm mostly horror based AND if you do have recommendations on what to write or what should be added in a later chapter, I will usually take it into consideration and 50/50 I'll do it.

I do all the writing myself and like I said, I'm fairly busy so there might be errors in my grammar. If there is, I apologize. Also, there'll probably be plotholes because 10/1 I just wing it.

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On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4763 - Favs: 13,807 - Follows: 14,967 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
The Walking Death by ijusthavetowrite reviews
What would the Master of Death do if the world ended in zombie apocalypse? Slash. Slow-building Shane/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,693 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Harry P., Shane W.
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,577 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 4,655 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
A Domestic Affair by Vesper Nexus
Hannibal cooks Will breakfast. It's a domestic affair. Really. Or, Will trembled wonderfully beneath his hold, eyes darkening deliciously with a want that reflected Hannibal's own. There was only a short, unaccountable moment before Hannibal was drawing his lover impossibly close and capturing his lips hungrily in his own.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
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Oh, Despicable Me reviews
When James and Lily have problems conceiving a child, they look to Sirius for help. When he ultimately gives in and reveals a way for James and Lily to have what they want, will it tilt in their favor? Or did they just doom their son to a very long life of betrayal and pain?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/18/2018 - Published: 4/13/2018 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Crowley
When the apocalypse came reviews
Does not follow movie/show plots. An apocalypse has broken out in the muggle world. The magical world had tried to protect its own. But somehow, the virus has gotten through, the witches and wizards are now turning into flesh eating zombies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P., Daryl D.
Angelus Mortis reviews
"I don't think he's a psychopath. He's much more than that... He's a fallen angel. He's Satan." Harry is not the son of James Potter. In fact, Harry isn't even his real name. But at the tender age of four his soul left his body, due to his 'families' loving treatment. And so he left with his true father. Happy and content. (Comment/follow and I may add another chapter!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 439 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Have I gone mad? reviews
Harry gets sent to Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit. Watch as the wizarding world falls into shambles as the once savior refuses to fight for the greater good and is utterly mad! He is the Mad Hatter, one of the ancient myths in the wizarding world. Dark!Harry, Mad!Harry, Possible!Slash, Azkaban!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Harry P.
Forgive Me reviews
Pewdiepie kills Marzia but doesn't remember it, soon Cry steps in and finds Pewd's bloodied and dazed. Pewdiepie soon turns on Cry also and tries to kill him but Cry defends himself first.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2015 - PewDiePie
Anima reviews
The Dursley's go on a vacation for the summer holiday's and locks Harry up, wounds infected and without food he soon dies, but guess who comes to get him? (Don't own Harry Potter, do own the plot. Written in quick haste near the end. REVIEW!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/26/2014
The tale of the three brothers and their little sister reviews
Many had said there were only the Peverall brothers. But what if that was not true? What if there was a sister named Callista? And what when Death offered congratualtions and gifts if she asked for something astounding, that nobody would ever think of? Read to find out. (I do not own Harry Potter. But I do own Callista Peverall. Also ask for update if you wish there to be one.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Antioch P., Cadmus P., Ignotus P., OC
Remus gets Jealous reviews
Sirius and Remus like each other, but both afraid to say. What if one day, a girl started flirting with Sirius, what if Remus snapped and his werewolf took over? What if Remus got jealous and claimed Sirius as his? (I do not own HP just the plot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
George Without Fred reviews
It was after the war, Fred had died and George is done denying that he can't hear him, he goes to be with Fred. (I do not own HP just the plot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2014 - George W., Fred W. - Complete