araptohide bio
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Fate/stay night, and Code Geass. I am a 27-year old male who spends far too much time on this site. I prefer well-written and humorous stories and I really love new ideas. I have recently began to attempt to write something on my own, focusing on snippets that can be used by others or inspire them. I do not think I will ever write a full story as I don't actually like writing. I would much rather read other people's take on my ideas. Feel free to borrow/steal anything I've written. All I ask is a 'thank you' and a pm so I can read it. |
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For The Honor Of The Regiment by mp3.1415player reviews
Some time ago when I started thinking about a Worm fic, three ideas came to mind. This is one of them, which now seems to have started to turn into a real story. Updates will be sporadic in all probability. It's considerably darker than most of my other work, but nowhere near the level of insane grimness of most Worm fics. (title changed on 2018-07-10)
Crossover - Bolo series & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,873 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 3/17/2017
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 295,583 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 4,402 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 256,664 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 9/15/2012
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,381 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 7,200 - Follows: 9,476 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 414,962 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 7,352 - Follows: 8,148 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Dragon Age: The Crown of Thorns by Karmic Acumen reviews
There's something to say about trying to hold onto basic decency in a den full of snakes. It kills you or drives you insane. Or both. Why else would he get himself exiled on purpose? (Hiatus. Desperate need of rewrite. First third barring a few re-done chapters is terrible. Leaving it up, though, because it was my crucible of learning to write).
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 78 - Words: 985,574 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Alistair, Mahariel, Surana, Aeducan
Second Wind by The Lost Samurai reviews
Luffy and Zoro awaken in two different parts of East Blue, both with the same thing on their mind. Protect the crew. There would be no failures this time around, Captain's orders. As bits and pieces of the unknown past that the two comrades share are gradually revealed, the rest of the crew can only speculate. For all their absolute resolve, they're hiding something. Time Travel AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 276,883 - Reviews: 6060 - Favs: 9,831 - Follows: 10,276 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Luffy, Zoro, unknown 1
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 7839 - Favs: 10,740 - Follows: 11,248 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,033 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 185 - Words: 803,427 - Reviews: 12184 - Favs: 5,723 - Follows: 4,705 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 9/4/2005
Pieces of My Mind by drakensis reviews
A collection of plot bunnies that don't seem to be forming full stories. Various series.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 125,013 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/25/2019 - Published: 8/7/2009
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 493,268 - Reviews: 2545 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,873 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 7/3/2019 - Published: 12/6/2013
Powerpuff Girls: PSHAW! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness. A series of fics about the teenaged Powerpuff Girls and other Cartoon Network and Hanna-Barbera characters that twist the stereotypes and subvert the usual fare. If it pisses the diehard PPG fanwriters off... Good!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,415 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 5/4/2013
Brockton: In Venatus by nesquarx reviews
Worm/Gamer: When you trigger, it's usually not with a good night's sleep and a letter from ROB, nor do you get turned into a mana construct without permission! What gives? - - - A Leviathan survivor immigrant in Brockton Bay is given Gamer Powers. An OC(SI) narrator, teaming up with Taylor. Contains depictions of violence, use of profanity, and extreme munchkinry.
Crossover - Worm & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 131,833 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Gamer/더 게이머, Skitter, Tattletale, OC
Accept the Embrace by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
Luffy eats a 'falling star'. Now an alien slime is slowly going to take over the planet. But don't worry. We Are Here To Help.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,091 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/19/2019 - Published: 8/19/2018 - Luffy, unknown 1
The random craziness file by Darklooshkin reviews
Here's where I put all the great ideas I get. I hope you like them. Monologuing is such a cool thing to do sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 253,092 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 6/15/2012
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 5,115 - Follows: 5,831 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Spiral Dragon by Greyff reviews
Naruto Uzumaki makes a wish for the power he'll need. At which point he gets a whole new set of problems. Technically it fusions/crossovers with Umi No Misaki - though the current plan is to mainly keep the crossover elements from doing any major interactions. Oh, and Keri is from World of Warcraft's mileau.
Crossover - Naruto & Umi no Misaki/海の御先 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,660 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 9/19/2011
An RPG of Ice and Fire by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
A recently deceased soul finds, to his surprise, that he is invited to play a very special game. He embarks on life as Viserys Targaryen, armed with knowledge of canon, Gamer powers, and a dirty imagination. Watch what hijinks he'll get up to, as he takes first Essos and then the world by storm. Crossposted on AO3.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,432 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 6/16/2018 - [Daenerys T./Dany, K. Drogo] Viserys T.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
For Better or For Worse by Syluk reviews
The Pirate King Monkey D. Luffy didn't come back to save the world. His only wish is to save his friends and assure their absolute happiness this time around. Even if he has to turn said world upside down while trying to achieve that. For better or for worse. (Hopefully not usual Time Travel AU, OP!Luffy, and general chaos and craziness that he brings into the world) SLOW UPDATES
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,064 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 3,644 - Updated: 7/3/2018 - Published: 4/27/2016 - Luffy, T. Law, unknown 1, Corazon
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and Uncle Crimbo's Gift by guubear reviews
After hearing the prophecy from Dumbledore, Harry decided to something drastic - go to other people for help! A parody of Powerful/Independent/Dark/Grey/Vampire/Werewolf/Veela/Azkaban/Time-Travel/What-Have-You!Harry fic. Mild crossover. Rated C for Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 9,299 - Follows: 3,197 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, J. Garson, OC
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 10,007 - Follows: 11,003 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,750 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
Unlimited Gamer by theaceoffire reviews
Having learned how to save his loved ones millions of years too late, the B.O.B. between worlds grew tired of existence. Tired of everything. Before ending himself, he decided to leave behind something for an alternate version of himself. AU. Godlike. Gamer. Dimensional/Reality/Universe Travel.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,377 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 2,257 - Published: 11/22/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 12,333 - Follows: 12,357 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Prototype Ninja by theaceoffire reviews
Hated by everyone, he survived. Yet Naruto's largest challenge would occur tonight, long after his weary body collapsed onto his bed, worn down by defeating his traitor teacher Mizuki, by new knowledge, and from excessive chakra use learning a new skill. Godlike!Naruto, Possible (Small) Harem, Gore Likely.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,803 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
New Game Plus by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 155,996 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 6,492 - Follows: 6,501 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 6/5/2014 - unknown 1
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 11,325 - Follows: 13,431 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/8/2017 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5738 - Favs: 11,500 - Follows: 12,130 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,967 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 7/20/2011
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6072 - Favs: 16,461 - Follows: 13,136 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
A Video Game of Thrones by Temairine reviews
When Jon Snow touches the book Ghost finds in the forest he does not expect it to change his life: much less his reality into a video game, complete with attributes, skills, levels up and a plot! As he struggles to follow his destiny he will realize the truth: The Video Game of Thrones has only just begun... Rated M for future content, potential Harem, slightly AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,577 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 4,922 - Follows: 5,626 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 6/3/2014
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Tales of a Gutsy Ninja by Kwizzic reviews
Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,723 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7494 - Favs: 8,437 - Follows: 7,096 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11571 - Favs: 17,471 - Follows: 12,363 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Path of the Ninja - Iruka Edition by Silver Queen reviews
Videogame fic! It's not a genjutsu and he hasn't gone mad, but Iruka isn't sure how many options that leaves. It can't be real, can it?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,677 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 384 - Published: 5/19/2016
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Wild Wolf by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Fed up with life in Nerima, Ranma runs away, only to be followed by Happosai, who has a magic scroll he want to try out. It works but Ranma suddenly finds himself in Westeros replacing the champion chosen by the old gods in a time of great peril for humanity. How will the world change with the Wild Wolf raised in the den of wolves? A lot. Thanks to Naj. P. Jackson for the picture.
Crossover - Ranma & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,182,666 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ranma, Daenerys T./Dany, Myrcella B. - Complete
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 3,538 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Puppet of Time by Calanor reviews
Time travel. It's always about Potter. Draco Malfoy doesn't like that fact, but there is no one else who has the power to change the world. Sending his memories to his younger self he hopes to create a better future. Intelligent Grey Draco. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 166,893 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shiki Fujin by Tirielle reviews
The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,694 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 4,109 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Minato N.
One Punch Shirou by Sir Godot reviews
[One-Shot] x [One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... Now with additional Servant Puncher version! [FSN x One Punch-Man Crossover]
Crossover - Fate/stay night & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Shirō E. - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3754 - Favs: 10,919 - Follows: 12,714 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 811 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Like Juggling Snowballs through Hell by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
The summer after fifth year, Harry's all set to leave Privet Drive. Tonks comes along, and Harry's life is changed forever. AU Humor/crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,087 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 4,889 - Follows: 1,445 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Honor Among Thieves by Bracketyjack reviews
An Honorverse AU. I know the story-arc of the Honorverse is one of its great glories, but haven't you ever, reading the latest best-selling doorstop, wanted radically to short-circuit the whole thing, and see those morally defective, small-souled Manticoran aristocrats taken down hard? And all Detweilers whatever fed to a passel of treecats, with BBQ sauce? I know I have ...
Honor Harrington - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 232,032 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Complete
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3692 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 3,311 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 3,999 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
The Bad Cut by Ozzallos reviews
The whisper of wind. The hint of movement. That was all it took for Ranma Saotome's life to be turned upside down after the surprise engagement to one Akane Tendo. Ranma!chan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,637 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ranma, Kodachi
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Blender by LordsFire reviews
This is my repository for miscellaneous story fragments that I thought were interesting, but not interesting enough, or perhaps worth enough effort, to turn into full stories in and of themselves.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,745 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5712 - Favs: 12,225 - Follows: 12,943 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter, Gaming Wizard Extraordinair by Dreetje reviews
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you the powers of a game character, you become the best character you can possibly be. Harry Potter wasn't just a Wizard. No, he was much more than that. With his powers, he'll become the strongest and kick the Dark Tosser's ass while doing so. Watch out world, Harry Potter is a new man and he's not to be messed with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,775 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 4,879 - Follows: 6,069 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Hermione G., Neville L.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 4,944 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 4,499 - Follows: 3,820 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 6,071 - Follows: 6,861 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Making Magick by Mashadar reviews
The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Magicka - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,583 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Louise
Quirks by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Every shinobi has a quirk that keeps them more or less insane. It's in the job description. But when a revenge prank on his father takes a life of it's own, Itachi finds that his is a little more...vocal than others. Meet Yoruichi Uchiha, the "illegitimate" daughter of Fugaku. Konoha will have to watch out, because this Uchiha version of the Red Hot Habenaro is here to stay!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,719 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Itachi U.
Siblings, Spiders, and Squirrels, Oh my! by Ragman Jack reviews
Tony Stark had never planned on a family. Or what would happen when he had one.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,979 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 7/16/2012
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 1,416 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Farts Club by Julie the Tall Terror reviews
What do a bunch of ancient Immortals talk about when they get together? The Watchers want to know. Now a two part fic. Poker at Joe's Bar and the stakes are everyone's real name and age.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Methos, Duncan, Joe, Amanda - Complete
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Darcy L. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 8,813 - Follows: 4,123 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 7,163 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hero System SI DLC by Godogma reviews
"JOHN!" Being tossed by your friends into a crazy computer game to dance for their amusement can be ... stressful, but it can also be loads of fun. Watch the author as he bounces between universes following the rules of a game he didn't even get to pick.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 313 - Published: 11/13/2014
Naruto: A Cliche Parody by NarutosBrat reviews
This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 173,031 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
The Hinata Chronicles by NeoKenshin reviews
"Game Over? What does that mean?" What does it mean when a lavender eyed princess learns her life really was just a game. Does she have what it takes to beat the game again? And just how will she play it this time? Hinata decided to Press Start and find out what the future holds! T rating for now, may change to M depending on how it goes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,316 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3965 - Favs: 9,688 - Follows: 10,349 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Ritually Yours by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry Potter rescued Hermione Granger from the troll, he didn't expect it to complete a ritual that would give him a real family. Hermione Granger, on the other hand, was doomed to loudly regret that rescue laboring under much pain the next July.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,547 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Naruto The Manga The Game by LeonCr0ss reviews
Another Naruto finds his life a video game fic. The existing ones inspired me to actually make a rough Naruto table top system, so I'm using it to write a fic. I'll be making rolls to actually determine how things go. Good thing it's a video game... Rated T for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Naruto U.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6438 - Favs: 12,497 - Follows: 8,424 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Naruto: RPG Life Sucks by Elias Edge reviews
Dying kind of sucks. Endless black pool or nothing, no one to talk to, and big white font asking if you wanted to return to the main menu. Maybe he should have learned more than two techniques? And what the hell is a "Perk"?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,948 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kyuubi/Kurama, Shin U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 5,407 - Follows: 5,396 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Ta'veren by Geralt reviews
When Rand was 13, Lews started manifesting in the boy's dreams, passing on to him the knowledge of how to control his Ta'veren ability. Seven years later, Moiraine arrived to find Two Rivers a very different place from what it was supposed to be.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 91,699 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 1,147 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 3,198 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 4,043 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
Copyright Infringement by dogbertcarroll reviews
Johnathan and Xander burgled all the Coach's files and equipment on the swim team's transformation to make sure there wouldn't be anything fishy in their future, but what Johnathan does with the project's gear and a couple of blood samples...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Xander H.
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,152 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 8,908 - Follows: 2,491 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 8,293 - Follows: 5,246 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,485 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 368 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 5,210 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 5,083 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 5,914 - Follows: 3,728 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 5,252 - Follows: 5,473 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Red Headed Stepchild by sfjoellen reviews
Transgender Harry. fem!Harry Harry/Hermione. Dumbledore bashing. Mature Language and Themes. Not Explicit. Not Stupidly Overpowered Harry. Not Stupid Adults.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 110,435 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Tony's New Assistant by MarbleGlove reviews
A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 4,551 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Haremgirl by Beyogi reviews
Harry Potter got rich and powerful after he received Sirius inheritance. Not all of his friends are really happy with the resulting situation. It's not so brill if your best mate is too busy fucking his harem to play chess with you, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
Zero Art Online by Racke reviews
Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,749 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Louise, Klein/Ryoutarou T. - Complete
The Reluctant Lord by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Team No Respect by sparrowette reviews
Not every Kekkei Genkai is a superpower lottery jackpot. Chunin Iruka and Anko and tokubetsu jounin Hayate team up to make Konoha and the world at large acknowledge the worth of their lesser-known bloodlines. They may not make Orochimaru's to-do list, but Anko definitely wants his head on a pike. No wimpy defeatist attitude is allowed here!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Iruka U., Anko M.
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 158 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 10,107 - Follows: 2,940 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jonque reviews
An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 119,658 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U., Anko M., Haku
DOOM Day by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
YAHP/GHF. Harry is repeating the worst day of his life over and over again. Department Of Mysteries Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 203,219 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Cult of Dionysus by Ynyr reviews
The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,650 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,332 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
Divergence Points by Publicola reviews
More points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. These are those plot elements that, in the hands of a different author, could have driven the canon story-line right off the rails. An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 1: The Royal Wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 294 - Published: 11/2/2012
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 368 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
True Parents by NamelessEpitaph reviews
You know when you get an idea in your head and it won't shut up or leave you alone? Some of the old Ranma/Sailor Moon stuff gave me a few of those and this is one of them.
Crossover - Ranma & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Ranma
I, Sorting Hat by Publicola reviews
What is life like for a sentient hat? A first-person look inside the leathery brim, as Hogwart's famous Sorting Hat tells his side of the Harry Potter years. TO BE REWRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Neville L., Fawkes, Sorting Hat
Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,528 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Nami, Luffy
THE SHIP by drakensis reviews
Supposing the Adeptus Mechanicus dared to think just a little bit bigger...
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/20/2012
Harry Potter and the Time Snafu by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry has a little "accident" with a easily-swallowed Time-Turner. Yes, an "accident". Ultra crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P.
The Element of Surprise by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Five times Bruce Banner surprised Darcy Lewis, and one time she returned the favor. A meet-cute for the gamma age: SHIELD files, three types of rabbi, bad take-out, hair dye, and near-death experiences with a twist. Fluff, friendship, character development. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Other Minister by Lywick reviews
Who says muggles can't do anything? When the British Prime Minister learns of Voldemort, as well as unchecked dementors roaming the country, he will not sit down and take it. No! He will stand up and make sure those wizards know who they're messing with. With the help of the American President Voldemort will regret he ever returned. Continued from Publicola's one shots "Wait, What?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 276 - Published: 8/26/2012
One Piece OneShot by funkmasterjo reviews
The crew you all know and love, hanging out, talking shit. Catching up just a little bit more before careening off into the great abyss and their next adventure. Really, it's been 2 years. Don't they have plenty to say? A short friendship piece.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2012
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 1,511 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Mind of Aluminum by Moczo reviews
The dark truth about Sakura Matou has been revealed, and the question has been asked: should she live, or die? Only a true hero could make such a painful choice, but... sadly, none were available.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 130 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
Naruto vs Zombies by Crisis reviews
Crossover between Naruto and Popcap's Plants vs Zombies. Rampant silliness, crazy ninja, undead hordes, and killer vegetables. What more could you want?
Crossover - Naruto & Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,868 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Slayer Magic by Perfect Lionheart reviews
After Halloween, it turns out nobody's costume left anything significant over. However, that doesn't mean they didn't wish it had. Also, in the backlash of all of that chaos magic, that doesn't mean there wasn't magic to be found.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,442 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 275 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Slash Archive by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Ivy's been doing some reading. Crack, loving mockery of fanfic, no pairings. Complete.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Ivy, J. Kincaid - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Every Little Bit Helps by S.N. Doucette reviews
A message from the future brings Jiraiya and Iruka into Naruto's life earlier. Now Jiraiya is strapped with a little kid and a stubborn moral compass that can't stop bringing in strays.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Iruka U., Jiraiya
Golden by SweetDeamon reviews
The Wizengamot invite 5 year old Teddy Lupin, accompanied by his grandmother, to accept two posthumous Order of Merlin awards on behalf of his parents, and promptly bitterly regret their decision to do so... Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 7,318 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Indiscretions by Ozzallos reviews
Saffron has fallen and Ranma is the man of the hour, however unwillingly. Truths and reconciliation follow. Oh, and high fructose citrus content.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Ranma, Shampoo
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 14,738 - Follows: 3,959 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Point Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Harry and Tonks have a conversation, and it turns into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 125 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Chantry Influence? Where? by Reyavie reviews
Dear Mages, want to get rid of your Templar issues? By all means, listen to Warden Commander Amell's presentation and learn all you need to know.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 925 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Quintessential Improvement by Big-Babidi reviews
How training for the androids SHOULD have gone.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 293 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 459 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Never mind the Cockbites by foesjoe reviews
A major AU diverging at the beginning of the manga. Warning: Contains questionable humour and smut. Now with cold-blooded murder as well!
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,023 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Ranma
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 232 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 4,154 - Follows: 1,076 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Wesley's Mulligan by Hotpoint reviews
Drop Wesley Wyndam-Pryce from AtS Season 5 into his own body in Season 3 BtVS then stand back and watch the fireworks!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,991 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Wesley W.
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 609 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ronald Weasley, Ace Attorney by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A silly AU of book seven's end. Not epilogue compliant. I know, I'm heartbroken too...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 167 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Can't be Tamed A Lesson to Nosy Ancestors by Xazz reviews
The Bleeding Effect makes it difficult for Desmond to enjoy his favorite foods and gives him some not so wonderful habits. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Desmond M. - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 676 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cracks of Planning Ahead by Lady FoxFire reviews
Sometimes when you right a wrong you find out that the wrong was the best thing there was.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 666 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
New Game Plus by Durandall reviews
A crack fic that demanded it be written suddenly. To summarize Kyon's explanation of his experiences, let me quote him: "What the hell just happened here?"
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Herald of the Void by Nim Maj reviews
My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Louise - Complete
The Demon Shark and the Fish Cake by Garm88 reviews
Naruto, left for dead, is stumbled upon by a randomly wandering Hoshigaki Kisame. Impressed enough by the child's sheer will in not dieing, Kisame decides to take on a student. How would Naruto do if he was raised by someone a little monstrous?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,189 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Violence Inherent in the System by Darth Drafter reviews
Sequel to The Girl Who Loved. Please read that one first. Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year with his Intended at his side. Did I mention that she's the Crown Princess of the Moon Kingdom? Or that she's dead? HP/Ranma.5/SailorMoon multicross
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 248,810 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Harry P. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 919 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Trend by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry notices a trend with his previous professors. One-shot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 373 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu by Diresquirrel reviews
THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 313 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U.
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 226 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Alternatives by ncfan reviews
He was all set for bloody revenge until Karin got one of her infamous bright ideas and gave him a business card she'd picked up in the last village. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 9,096 - Follows: 3,474 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Ninja Arts and You by Kelenas reviews
Ninja Arts and You: 101 everyday applications for your favorite ninja techniques.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Naruto U.
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,649 - Reviews: 4434 - Favs: 4,763 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ford That Flies by forcedInduction reviews
A parody of the Rubberbandits' Horse Outside. Ron hits the sauce at Bill's wedding and proceeds to boast to a muggle girl that he has a flying car. This song is disturbingly easy to parody. I'm worried I'll never top this. Yeah, that good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Surprise! Harry's got a Grandma! by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 458 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Lina I. - Complete
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
Wanker by atom-of-ice reviews
Harry realized something, but now he's thinking with his second head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
Kyushiki Naruto by NamelessEpitaph reviews
Once upon a time there was a sennin who fought pirates as a member of the elite assassination unit, CP9. Unfortunately he wrote a book about it. Not to be taken seriously or orally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,177 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Naruto U.
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 547 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
To The Limit by LifeWriter reviews
AU. Inoue Orihime can reject reality. Aizen Sousuke thinks he is a god. In the week between Orihime's capture and her 'rescue', Hueco Mundo gets turned upside-down. Oneshot, crack.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 162 - Published: 9/12/2010 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Obliviate is Never Enough by joshlamont reviews
Hermione, prepping for her world-wide horcrux-killing tour with Harry, must first obliviate her parents' memories to keep them safe. Unfortunately, depending on your point of view it doesn't quite go as she'd planned...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Veela by Lineape reviews
Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 133 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hollow God by NamelessEpitaph reviews
Written because the stupid 'king and horse' bit is really started to annoy me. Hence I had to ask myself, what power is above a king?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,495 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009
Ninja Chef Naruto by NamelessEpitaph reviews
When young jinchuriki are raised by nuke-nins strange things may happen. Hopefully original. Rated mostly for the overlying theme. Future Naruto/Harem, please note that first word: Future. I blame all those other Akatsuki-raised Naruto stories for this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,598 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Jumping on the Bandwagon: Missin Village by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo managed to get the council to banish Konoha's most unpredictable ninja, unfortunately he didn't count on unpredictability being contagious. Accepted!Naruto Friendship Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Strawhat Theater: The Captain's Privilege by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A bit of One Piece crack, in the style of the Strawhat Theater television shorts. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Boa Hancock, Luffy - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 908 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Tao of WAAAGH! by settlingentropy reviews
A take on Ork philosophy, or philosophy in general, as a young Anthrologos adept sees it. Also, squigs and grox.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2010
Karin's Shocking Revelation by NarutosBrat reviews
Miscommunication can lead to very unusual circumstances. With permission from moodiful819, this is a parody of his/her parody. I'd suggest reading that story as well, it's very good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Karin U. - Complete
Heart's Home by Aealket reviews
After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 79,175 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Shifting Connections by anothvortex reviews
The sequel to "Eye Envy." Hinata has run out of time. The elders want a successor, hopefully one who did NOT declare her love to the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, in place. However, they did not take certain changes into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 203 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 1,342 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 197 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
You're a What? by Farsight020 reviews
When a familiar Death Eater threatens a young Muggle, he gets a different reaction than he expected. As do Voldemort, the Obliviators, and Cornelius Fudge. Now added: Hannah and her Meeting with the Savior of the World. Pure Humor. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6508 - Favs: 13,480 - Follows: 5,328 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 4,471 - Follows: 1,149 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 6,980 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 488 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Mating Interrupted by Sarah1281 reviews
Samara quickly puts a stop to her daughter's attempt to love Shepard to death and the resulting reunion is rather tense, especially with Shepard there saying things no one wants to hear like how being evil doesn't mean you're no longer related...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Garson, Morinth - Complete
Seven Village Stomp by Xylix reviews
While searching for Jusenkyo, Genma and Ranma get a wee bit lost.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,534 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Ranma
Parting The Continents by Big D on a Diet reviews
Horrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret reading this as much as I regret writing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Hole in Your Mind by troyguffey reviews
Ever wonder why the Wizarding World lacks common sense and is stuck in the past? Harry's AU Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
There's a Death God in Chicago PD Prison by lalunaticscribe reviews
I was halfway out of the car, muttering darkly about the fat lot of good flowers are going to do to that,when the petals shot straight at the monsters, shredding the monster to bits of bloody flesh, bone, then particles which faded off.
Crossover - Bleach & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
I'm a God of Death, and I need help by lalunaticscribe reviews
‘I’m a god of death.’he said. I decided to skip the cool, suave adult part that was me and freaked. What the hell.
Crossover - Bleach & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 278 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Girl Who Loved by Darth Drafter reviews
Sirius is dead. The Headmaster reveals to Harry what he believes the power Voldemort knows not is supposed to be. Not just 'love' but a specific kind of love. Harry disagrees. He reacts with an 8 timezone apparition to the Pools of Sorrow in China. Multicross of HP, SM and Ranma 1/2. Harry/Usagi SailorMoon
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 152,525 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Harry P. - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 385 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15036 - Favs: 23,754 - Follows: 9,687 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
In the Name of the Ministry of Magic by Sakiku reviews
Cornelius Fudge, ex-Minister of Magic, stumbles upon a Seigaku tennis match and, as usual, manages to make a fool of himself. Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2009 - C. Fudge, Fuji S. - Complete
Out of the Darkness: A Jinchuuriki's Tale by S'TarKan reviews
People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,966 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 170 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
A realistic SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
I wrote an SI, a huge thing with multiple chapters and stories. This isn't that. This is my second attempt at writing something that shows what I would actually do if stuck in the Marvelverse with superpowers.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 156 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Karma by demonicnargles reviews
Each tailed beast had a power. Shukaku had sand. Kyuubi had luck. Good luck for himself, drained from his enemies. It was for this reason that Naruto was the luckiest man in the world, and his enemies the unluckiest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Late a Little Early by Jonque reviews
In which Kakashi sacrifices himself to save his teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 4,577 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 8,848 - Follows: 2,221 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Head Boy's Education by canoncansodoff reviews
Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ninja Wedding by Sakiku reviews
After their failed wedding, Ranma isn’t ready yet to give up on marrying Akane. Then he discovers an add for ‘Rent A Ninja’. Will they be able to help him?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,785 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Ranma - Complete
Harry Potter and the Clueless Gopher by PhilipL reviews
HPMany Post HBP. Isn't it just lovely when the main character in a story has no clue of how much he's altering the world? Parody. Very powerful Harry, but clueless till the end. HPNT main, but not yet. 300k estimate. Will never abandon. New Chapter 17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,190 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 175 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Bigger is Better by ShadowBakaSama reviews
Naruto's idea of 'Quantity over Quality' in using Kage Bunshin is ineffective in battle so he tries 'Bigger is Better'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Not a Henge by ShaperV reviews
There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 3,383 - Follows: 982 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Sakura's Harem by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Complete! As a child, Sakura had a rather unfortunate meeting with Desire of the Endless. Now, she is the desire of half the village... the female half! Sakura/harem, duh! Actually, not really...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Voldemort, My Pet Inferius by darklordmike reviews
ONESHOT. Post-HBP Humor Fic. Harry and Company discover a novel way to take down the Dark Lord. Bizarre hilarity ensues. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
Seven times never a fool by Minnionette reviews
Since Ms. Zabini had been widowed seven times – each as strange as the last – she was no stranger to the backstabbing, diabolical lies that followed her through every social circle she graced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Blaise Z., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6180 - Favs: 4,762 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry's Curiosity by hrmny4etrnty2 reviews
Some itches are better left unscratched. Harry has an Unforgivable request of Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 1,163 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Six Things You Never Knew About the Discworld by Merlin Missy reviews
On wishing, dating, literary pursuits, kingship, and Large Bubbling Baths With Water Pumped Through Jets And Attached Loofa .
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Dance of the pyreflyes by Chronodt reviews
Naruto, after the battle at Wave, reflects on the events of the day, when something happens from the afterlife that would fully explain his role in the sealing. What is White Chakra? What are pyreflyes? Naruto/FFX minor Fusion. Whitemage/Summoner Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 143,489 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The Open Door by Academia Nut reviews
There are creatures in the multiverse that should not be allowed beyond their own confines. Unfortunately someone has opened a door that should have remained closed. Thousand Shinji sequel/sidestory
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 230,404 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Padfoot, Docteur D'amour by Fibinaci reviews
Complete, Sirius thinks Harry could do with some female attention but his efforts lead to more than he might have been willing to bargain for, both for Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,341 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Hannah A. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 6,635 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 471 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 5,519 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luffy the Genius by Roseveare reviews
When Luffy is afflicted with a genius intellect after an adventure, the crew start to wonder if he's still the captain they know at all. Gen. Challenge fic.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Luffy - Complete
Election Day by dogbertcarroll reviews
Some people take the long view when it comes to leadership. Oneshot!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Excuses for Snape by dogbertcarroll reviews
A strange thought and an excuse for Snape's behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 6,486 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 333 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 6,344 - Follows: 1,907 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Mistaken Identity by BajaB reviews
Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Do virgins taste better? by Minnionette reviews
Salazar Slytherin wasn’t so much thrown to the lions as he was sacrificed to the unsleeping dragon. For the good of the school, of course. History is never so kind or as accurate as it ought to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 711 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heir of Gringotts by The-Caitiff reviews
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,004 - Follows: 1,448 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 349 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 5,972 - Follows: 1,743 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 4,051 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Squirrelly Business by Lord Yellowtail reviews
2008 Movie. Tony responds to a bank robbery committed using Stark weapons, and runs into a bit more trouble than he can handle. Luckily, his enemies are mauled by righteous squirrels. Things only get stranger from there. Features Squirrel Girl.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 3,294 - Follows: 786 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
In Denial We Trust by Laryna6 reviews
Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Chaos Factor by Nemo Blank reviews
Nodoka puts her foot down, each fiancée must put her best foot forward and of course Ranma puts his foot right in it.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,278 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Ranma
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 562 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Other Woman by Laryna6 reviews
Vetinari, on Vimes, Carrot, the nature of belief, the perils of being believed in, the woman they all belong to & the women they cheat on their work with. Morporkia is a selfish mistress.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
Overlapping Dots by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 217 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lavender Beast of Konoha by Mark Doherty reviews
In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,858 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hinata H.
Buy me a Hatake by yotada reviews
Being the genius that Kakashi was, he came to the logical conclusion that the only way to get his father to spend time with him was to buy Sakumo for the day!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Rite of Manliness by recodan reviews
The ultimate Naruto vs. Sasuke story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 5,584 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Iphis Promised by H.E. Gray reviews
So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 355 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 389 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 185 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 17,111 - Follows: 5,976 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Overturning a Pot of Ministerial Vendetta Stew by Miss Whiskers reviews
He had expected this, yet was not prepared for the molten wave of panic that seemed to burst through his stomach at the sight of the deserted room. 'Sirius' he shouted. 'Sirius, are you there'" A story about what might happen if Sirius was there...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Titan's Hammer by Skelethin reviews
Danzou and the other members of the council wanted to turn the Kyuubi vessel into a weapon. Maybe they should have been more specific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Naruto U.
The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet reviews
One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 155 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
An Ex X Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Late chapter addition to Tales from the Barman.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 518 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 824 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 7,848 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 268 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 716 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A sad life deserves more by Zendura reviews
Haku finds a broken Naruto And together they just might be able to find happiness! But how long can good times last? What's this about Hinata and an invasion? NaruFutaHakuHina AnkoOC ShikaKinTay Expect Twists, Turns, and Lemony Goodness Aplenty!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,193 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 5,202 - Follows: 1,316 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 212 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 5,630 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
That Dobe? by Ikari666 reviews
After team selections, the year's kunoichi get together at a café before meeting their jounin sensei. A slip of the lip has all eyes on Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Art of Persuasion by muishiki reviews
Complete Naruto, Jiraiya, and Tsunade decide to leave Konoha after politics become too much for them. But first, Naruto wants to go out with a bang.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,524 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 150 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 519 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 563 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
One Big Happy Weasley Family by Almost Anonymous reviews
Molly Weasley gets her dream of a one big happy Weasley family... kind of. Warning: probably not what you think it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 5,884 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 556 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Upon the Merits of Mocking by theinsane reviews
Upon the merits of mocking, Kakashi’s understanding of sarcasm, and what comes of it. Oneshot. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
In Cold Blood by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 311 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Defied Three Times by Meteoricshipyards reviews
What if Dumbledore was wrong about the people the prophecy applied to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hannah A., Voldemort - Complete
The Wrong Boy by Hollow Productions reviews
Every one always assumes that the curse of Team 7 carries on from Orochimaru to Sasuke, Tsunade to Sakura and Jiraiya to Naruto. But fates are never as simple as that. What if we missed the real threat to Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Incredibly Dense Mind of Lois Lane by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,898 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 400 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 283 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 423 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 292 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 329 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Set Apart by peroxidepest17 reviews
What sets the eleventh division apart.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Iba T. - Complete
Best Gig in Town by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Sometimes even jounin need to take low ranking missions to pay the bills, but for once, Naruto doesn't mind at all. [NaruInoSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
To Good To Be True by Legendary Legacy reviews
Who is this mysterious man who suddenly appears out of nowhere to save the lives of our Konoha heros from the likes of Orochimaru and Akatsuki? ...Gee, who do you think? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Arguments by Valandar reviews
What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 189 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 159 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 341 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 308 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Simply Oi! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Silly parody of the Marriage Law Challenge, with bizarre couplings, snake babies, and Draco having a stroke! Enjoy the randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Narcissa M.
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by aglondier reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 560 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Blaise's Birthday Party! by Backroads reviews
Hogwarts students throw a surprise party for Blaise in honor of his many achievements. Or try to, any way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 307 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 587 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Hug Fu by esotaria reviews
Bored out of his mind, Ranma decides to teach himself a new martial art: Aggressively NonAggressive Defensive Combat, otherwise known as Hug Fu. However, he neglects to tell Akane that she's his training partner.... Many thanks to FrameofMind for giving m
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/24/2004
Letter to the Galaxy by rhonderoo reviews
Darth Vader gets some things off of his chest.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Darth Vader
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 155 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
Genma's Diary by N. Reynolds reviews
An attempt to explain the original Ranma storyline, with Genma as a brave, intelligent, caring parent. Hopefully wry humor, and twisted ideas. A smart Genma, acting like an idiot, trying to act smart.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2004
Magnus by Nemo Blank reviews
Hikaru Gosunkugi does a bit of reading...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,639 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/10/2004
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Do These Memory Charms Ever Cause Brain Damage? by Backroads reviews
Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Percy W., Arthur W. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 5,468 - Follows: 816 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Talk Like a Pirate by Tavia reviews
En route to Tortuga, Jack tries to teach Will how to talk like a pirate...part story, part language lesson, all humorous intent!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2003
Divergent Paths by Ruskbyte reviews
Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 234 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Different Yule Ball by Andrew Aelfwine reviews
After a rough start, Harry and Parvati share a lovely evening, comfort a friend, and encounter Flying Mistletoe. Rated PG-13 for kissing. Polyamoury and shoujo ai (femmeslash)--you have been warned. Rev'd 25 August 2004
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/14/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
Combined Force by Meltha reviews
Spike and Giles band together to face one of the most terrifying events in the history of Sunnydale. Heh. 1 of 1
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/30/2001 - R. Giles, Spike - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
The Tomboy Solution by C. Jones reviews
Ranma's concerned about Akane's level of skill, and has a unique solution to the problem. Will Ukyou, Kodachi, and Shampoo survive?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/13/2000
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/16/2000
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Property of the Other Magic Bunnies reviews
Ideas and plot bunnies for the Nasu verse. Contains original ideas in snippet form, mostly power-ups and new ways to use old ideas.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2018 - Shirō E.
Property of the Magic Bunnies reviews
Ideas and plot bunnies for the Harry Potter verse. Contains original ideas in snippet form, mostly power-ups and new ways to use old ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P.
Property of the Ninja Bunnies reviews
Ideas and plot bunnies for the Naruto verse. Contains original ideas in snippet form, mostly power-ups and new ways to use old ideas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Naruto U.
ALL HAIL KONOHA reviews
During the funeral for the Sandaime Hokage someone channels Emperor Charles vi Britania
Crossover - Naruto & Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Charles dB. - Complete
