Soft as a grape and easy to squeeze. That describes ol' Fumblemort perfectly. After that moronic tournament where Cedric was murdered why Harry still bothered to listen and obey Fumblemort I'll never understand! Did or did not Voldemort use Harry's blood to get a new body at the end of that moronic event? So just what gave the old moronic fool the idea that Harry would be safe at #4 Privet Dr.?! It's plain that either he truly doesn't care what happens to Harry or he's gone senile or both! So it's a damn good idea to test the old frauds' so called protections. Even though it won't do a bit of good to show him just how poor they are until Voldemort himself or his Death Eaters show up to attack the house or both.

It's actions like this why I like reading about Luna. She's just such a fun person. But I don't doubt she can be a real nightmare in a fight. And she just love to tease Harry it would seem. Unfortunately, no matter how many photos Hermione sends Fumblemort to prove Harry isn't safe at his relatives home the old goat molester won't change his mind. It would likely take a photo showing several Death Eaters in the house with Harry before Fumblemort would admit Harry wasn't safe. Harry really needs to go to Gringotts and find out if his family had any houses he could move into. Put it under a the hiding charm and not even Fumblemort would be able to find Harry. Than let him say Harry isn't safe. Besides, how the hell would that old goat molester know if Harry was safe there or not?! He's never bothered to check up on the Dursleys since he dropped Harry off on their doorstep. He sure as hell doesn't listen to anything Harry tells him about how they treat him. So Harry should move out and fail to tell the old goat raper where he was.

A wonderful story here!

A mystical chamber pot is great, especially for the snarky. You tap it with your wand and say "No Sh!t" (minus the editing) to not have a messy chamber pot.

Great story hope to see more from you soon.

What, no word as to why Belatrix would have been mentioned in the will?

Jajajaja esa es una buena historia

Ingenious, simply ingenious. Great story. Thanks so much!

Hey fuck you cocksucker!

Well this was a lot of fun. I was interested in what the Goblins and Harry agreed on. He was added to the Goblin floo network. If I understood that correctly. The part with Mcgonagall was hilarious. Thank you for taking the time to write.

And now Susan is completely wrong in this chapter . . . And Harry is so fucking stupid he believes her.
Hermione isn't is his damned girlfriend just because she is nice to him, or wants to be, etc. Susan is retarded here.
Once again, I know that isn't the point . . . But still.

Eh, while Harry is indeed pathetic, this is painting a rather terrible picture of Hermione, and these other girls. Acting like it's Harry's fault he isn't with Hermione? It is 10 times moreso her fault. ;o
Not that that matters for this story . . .

I know... its NOT canon!

But Skeeter's ending line, wishing him safety in his "next, inevitable" encounter with HWMNBN, (he-who- blablahblah) means that SHE believes Tom is back, the Prophet is allowing her to say it, so THEY believe it, and the Ministry is NOT trying to stop them from saying it!
That's HUGE, in a "well yeah! Duh!" kind of way.

I could only add them staying in Hawaii or a beach somewhere as a double bluff in case Dumbledore manage to find or enter the house

this is so cute