Slytherins are sexier,
It's a well-established fact.
We're known for disregarding rules
We act how we want to act.
If you pick a Hufflepuff
You'll find him thick of skull,
Patient, true, adoring of you
And just a trifle-- dull.
Or you might choose a Ravenclaw,
If you are keen on swots,
He'll read you soulful poetry
While you sigh, and count his spots.
And as for mighty Gryffindor,
Well, let's not mince our words.
We all know the truth about
Men with outsize swords...
Yes, Slytherin's the only House
for the wicked and the wild.
so snag yourself a Slytherin,
Put a wiggle in your stride!