To the Guest Reviewer who asked why no Blaise or Daphne

The oldest story on the site listing Daphne as a main character was published 1/22/2004. The oldest one starring Blaise as a main character was published 11/21/2002. This story was published May 8, 2001. Ok, it is possible some older stories existed that have since been deleted, but still, Daphne and Blaise were not in regular use as of the time this story was written, which is probably why they were not included.

LMAO

Haha this is brilliant! I must say, I haven't ever HEARD of some of those ships in your poem before. The poem must have taken a while to word out, getting it all to rhyme as make sense, but it was absolutely marvelous! Thank you for sharing it!

Holy. I din't even know Harry and Ronexisted.

Hahaha! Love it!

Tom Riddle and Luna Lovegood were made for each other though. No one is going to change my mind about that.

very impressive!

Beautiful. That's all I can say. While I love a good romance as much as the next, I will admit that some ships are just plain old bizarre. But would they be alright in a crack fic, where everything is supposed to be off its rocker?

Entertaining. I personally like some of those, but I do enjoy the humor anyway.

HHhahahah literally crying I'm laughing so hard. This is a treasure.

Wow! This was funny! I love it :D

This is hilarious and mostly true as well in my opinion. It rhymed nicely and was generally amazing!

That's amazing!

Omg so funny

No Blaise zabini or Daphne Greengrass?

So true!