Wait. a "fucking wanker" is a paradox and therefore it is funny so it would be ok, innit?
;-)

That is very NC-17 to M. Great chapter!

Great Romance, Conversation, Foreplay, & learning about being, together as a couple.

OK. NC-17 story. This is a great way to show & explained, without being to Smutty. The story advances, excellently.

A little rough, in the start. But, doing a great job, towards the story line.

Loved the story, thanks for sharing it with us.

I think this one is perfect as is. Stamp it completed! Well done.

OMG! I can't believe how funny that was! I can just see the administrators of this site using some of the same language to justify their decisions on the stories here. I hope to heavens that they have read this one and can see the humor. PLEASE tell me that you have received their feedback!
I almost never begin a story that's not completed, but your writing is so good I thought I'd give this one a try after reading the summary. Thank you so much for such fun.

This is a great thing. Did you give up?

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Oh come on! Things can't end there! There's too much smutty goodness awaiting its telling to leave off there! Hell, Harry and Hermione haven't even actually echoed their instruction manual avatars and done oral on each other yet!

;D

Superb work, CCSO! This story is cracktacular but still extremely well written and the scene with brainy birds Padma and Hermione trading notes while the former's in the middle of coitus is too hilarious for words!

What a nasty mind you've got. :D I like what it comes up with.
The mixture of slight lemonyness and wicked humor is right on my wavelength. And i've enjoyed the playful banter between Hermione and Harry a lot.

But then... neither the patrol nor the night are over yet, are they? :)

Hey your very good at this.
Had several laughs.
She is very bold for once and rather Slitherin for sure.
I like her like this.
She gets rarely the opportunity to show off her skills.
Good job you made.
Love them all.

A very unusual pretence for thze writing of smut. Well done as always. The Ron-bashing in ch. 1 is a piece of genius. Of course Ron's understanding of language will be more or less restricted to one-syllable words, a few with two syllables, perhaps (such as breakfast, most likely), and the sophisticated difference between adverb/adjective and verb will elude him forever.
Alas, with most of your admirable stories, your muse seems to desert you more often than not, so that lots of them remain unfinished.

How can it be a "m-rated audience" when two sentences further into the story Dean Thomas is kneading censorable anatomy on his "underage girlfriend"... either the underage girlfriend is present to be touchable or the audience is "m-rated" ;) tut tut... Ms Granger making such elaborate errors in judgment...

All in all a lovely play of mind... and with minds :D I want to see more of how this will go on. When the slight Ron bashing is any indicator i won't rue this :D