Accounts: Archive of our own Name: JokingPanda1

Name Meaning: Supplanter (Hebrew)
Age: 22
Race: French-Canadian, Irish,German
Major: Psychology
Favorite Movies: "Little Shop of Horrors", "Interview with a vampire", "Nightmare on Elm street",
"Sucker Punch", "See No Evil", "Burlesque", "Halloween", "Friday The 13th", "Nightmare Before Christmas", "RENT", "
Repo! The Genetic Opera", "Short Circuit", "Super Troopers"
Favorite Books: Twilight 1, Love That Dog, Point, Crank, Abraham Lincoln The Vampire Hunter
TV Shows: "House", "Bones", "NCIS", "Transformers", "TNMT", "RAW", "SmackDown", "IMPACT"
Favorite Transformers: Bumblebee, Sideswipe, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Starscream, Optimus, Ratchet,
Ironhide, Jazz
Favorite Characters: Xander, Spike, Gambit, Logan, Toad/Todd, Freddy, Michael, Jason, Loki, Iron Man, Thor
Wrestlers:
Randy Orton
Jeffy Hardy
The Undertacker
Punk
Sheamus
Matt Hardy
Rey Mysterio
Kane
DX
Hornswoggle
John Cena
Wade Barrett
Batista
Sting
Big Show

OC: Just give me creddit
Name: Jamie “Angel” Ann Drake
D.O.B: April 26, 1995 (20)
Hometown: Ludlow, Vermont
Resides: Burlington, Vermont
Siblings: Jessica (Sister), Ashley (Friend/Sister), Sting (Half-Brother), Becky (Sister/Friend)
Family Members: Josh Marrow (Uncle), Joann Drake (Mother), Sting (Half-brother), Sherman Alexander Clapper (Deceased Father)
Status: Single
Friends: John Cena, Jeff Hardy (#1 BFF), Batista, Randy Orton, Matt, Rey, Wade, Punk (#2 BFF), Undertaker, Kane, Zack, John Morrison, DX, Big Show, Sheamus
Appearance: A mix of punk and artist.Blond with purple highlights, Blue eyes, 5’7 and 201
Theme Songs: Perfect by Simple Plan (RAW), Bleed Red by Ronnie Dunn (IMPACT), Lost in the Echo by Linkin Park (Smack Down), Fuckin' Perfect by P!nk (Training)
Valet Themes: You Can't See Me by John Cena (When going out with him), Cult of Personality by Living Colour (When Going out with Punk), No more words (Jeff), Voices (Randy)
Interests: Spending time with Friends and Family, Annoying the hell out of Vickie, Karen, Jeff, Dolph, Reading, Listening to music, and writing
Face/Heel: Face
Brand/Show: Any
Finishers: Angels Wings (a backwards Swanton bomb, mid twist in the air arms splayed behind you like a pair of angel wings),
Butterfly Submit (RKO them then while their down flip them over then take both arms and folded them till the elbows are pointing out words like wings),
Swanton bomb, Pouncing Tiger ( Squatting on the Turtleneck both hands held out in front of her like claws, jump of and down a back flip
twist in mid air land of the opponents back use fingers force to opponent down and draw your fingers down the back like tiger claws), Devil's Own (fishermans suplex),
Anaconda Vice, RKO
Wrestlers Currently Managed/Valets For: John Cena, CM Punk, Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton
Fighting Style: Submission specials and high flyer
Tag Team: Undertaker theme will be "The Darker Side", Kane "Burned Slow Chemical", DX "Break It Down", Jeff "Beautiful"

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

Post This if you are againts child Abuse:
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen,I cannot see,
I must be stupid,I must be bad,
What else could have made my dad so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all
Or else I'm locked up, all day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is all dark, my folk arent at home
When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.
I just heard a car, my daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I press my self againts the wall.
I try to hide, from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words
He says its my fault
He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me
And yells at more, I finally get free
And run to the door.
He's already locked it, and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall
I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken
And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late
His face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain, again and again
O please God have mercy, O please let it end!
And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles.
Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany
I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me
And you can help, sicknes me top the soul,
If you read this and don't pass it on
I pray for your forgivness because you would have to be
one heartless person, to not be effected
By this Poem, and because you are effected
Do something about it! Si I'll ask you to do, is pass it on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

They cry in the dark, so you can't see their tears
They hide in the light, so you can't see their fears
Forgive and forget, all the while
Love and pain become one and the same
In the eyes of a wounded child
Because Hell
Hell Is For Children
And you know that their little lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell Is For Children
And you shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh
-- Pat Benatar, Hell Is For Children

FAKE VS. REAL
This is what real friends will due and fake freinds will due:
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If u dont care about these things then paste it in ur profile:
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
- If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
- If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
- If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
- If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (IT'S BOTH!)
- If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you hate those obnoxious preppy people, copy this in your profile.
- If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile.
- If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
- If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
- If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
- If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
- If you have ever gone from disliking someone to being insane when they're not around because you miss them, copy this into your profile.
- Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
- 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Daddy's 10 Rules To Dating
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early".
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

White man: "Colored people are not allowed here."
Black man: "Listen sir, when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you turn BLUE. And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't,
copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,
Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, writersrle, DancingEnigma,

Things you should know about best friends

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and says, "Run,-BEEP-Run!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
Friends will ask why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry.
She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face!
If you agree, copy into siggy please!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on your heart.
If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. (I'd have to say that it's a tie except if the dog you are talkin' about is a wolf or the cat is a white tiger or lion)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I still am. The latest series actually has a Scottish guy in it!! YAY for him!! He's even the blue Ranger! It just gets better and better!!)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Those are actually ALL of my favourite colours!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. (I'll admit that I'm growing outta it but it's REALLY hard!)
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (This is only in certain shops, like a shop called 'beyond the waterfall' near me that sells stuff like fairies, dragons and some cool clothes and CDs. There's even some tapes on meditation!)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at shopping centres.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (again, only in certain shops and when i can actually afford to splurge.)
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (Well, not always but most of the time I guess I do)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (but then again I also used to play Power Rangers)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
Total: 9
(BOLD the ones that apply to you like with the stereotypes above)

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I brought you roses
To tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
Not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
To satisfy your wants
I'm sorry
That I open your car door
And pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
To be your guy
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice
Not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
To buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
Cuddling with you, instead at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
Like some random guy
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to
But never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car
But when we went, you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4 AM when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere
But not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a doormat
Only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours
Instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
That you don't realize
I've been the one all along
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all...
I'm sorry
For not being
Sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
For who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right and nothing that I do is good
Enough to make it in your world
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it
I thought that was what friends were for
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you
And actually meant it
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you
Instead of spending time with my family
I'm sorry
That
I cared
I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish
You could have done something different

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them.
Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you''re complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging
on your every word as usual, screaming in his head 'Why won't you give me a chance?' because the person you are usually searching for
is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this, copy and paste this in your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If you're one of the few girls with enough balls to copy and paste this in your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way,
copy and paste this in your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP
UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

I know how it feels to be one with the universe.
I see God in nature.
I believe that I have Parents who are not only my ultimate Creators, but love me for me.
I have powers that let me see new places and people without leaving my bedroom.
I can talk to the spirits of those who are passed on. It's wonderful to know that I won't have to be sad when I leave Earth.
I have friends who listen to me and offer their experience of life, even though they don't have it anymore.
I care for all that's living, especially that which can't defend itself.
Because of misunderstanding Christians, I wasn't always this way.
I was once the girl who thought she was a demon.
I was the boy who was afraid of thinking God is a Mother, too.
I was the child with powers I never understood.
I cried myself to sleep when I found out how strongly my parents' religion hated my gifts.
I was afraid someone would put me on drugs and take my gift away, so I said nothing when I found I could sense more than I saw.
I heard my friends talking about how evil Wicca was and couldn't say a word, because then they might never stop thinking I was evil, too.
I can only ever show the world half of me.
Repost this if you believe that Wicca has been misrepresented in the world, and that it does more harm then good.
I love this poem! The author might think it's not very good, but it's brilliant.

When a child kneels down and prays to God
Simply because they want to
Or when another confronts their parents
And says they don’t believe it’s true
When a little girl cries because
She doesn’t know what’s out there
And her brother reassures her
With a Being who cares
Or a person finds peace
In just being free
And saying ‘there’s nothing out there
That could ever control me’
That is their choice
And it’s a beautiful thing
What kind of Lord, gods or spirits
Would dream of clipping their wings?

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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DECEPTICONS

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything? Isn't it funny that you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone
Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isn't it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
I'm not laughing
Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS
Keep on laughing
Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life
without knowing her situation with her friends
or her family
or her LIFE
BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND
BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE
ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS
Keep on laughing
If you didn't laugh at this then put this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you think that being wierd is being cool, put this on your profile.
If you think that preps travel in packs, put this on your profile.
If you are completely obsessed with Transformers, put this on your profile.
If you are proud of your car, put this on your profile.
If you are a Skyfire and Starsceram fan, put this on your profile.
If you still sleep with a security blanket or stuffed animals, put this on your profile.
If you like to talk to your toys like they are alive, put this on your profile.
If you read this, put this on your profile.

Put this on your
site if you support
Emos . . . .

Put this on your
profile if you
support Goths . . . .

Put this
(o)on your page
if you like music

If 75 percent or more of the time your on Fanfiction instead of Studying for tests Copy this onto your Profile and Add your Name :
Natalie668, Brea45, yamiyugi23, ShadowOkamiYokai ,RazielCullen3, DancingEnigma,

OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM
Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.

I'm a part of the ANTI HADES HATERS club, copy and paste on to your profile, add your name to the list
Sweetyamiyugigirl,Happyfish,DancingEnigma and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!!

Girl #1- I love Greek Mytholagy
Girl #2- I hate mytholagy
Girl #1- Do you like to learn?
Girl #2- Not really
Girl #1- Do you like school?
Girl #2- No.
Girl #1- Do you like to read?
Girl #2- Yes
Girl #1- Congrates your one step above moron, two steps above dumass and one step below ideot. But your a hundred miles from smart and a thousend light years from genus.

I hate when people say Hades is the devil! If you actully read Greek Myths he is the god of death meaning good and bad people go to him when they die.
He is not evil, he is strict but fair. "But he kidnapped Persephone."
Well if you were surrounded by the dead all the time wouldnt you want someone to love and one of the most beutiful people to lighten up the place.
The underworld probably got lonly and a three headed dog and the dead are not that great of coversaion holder

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
I don’t believe in the god everyone else dos but I do believe in god, I post this because even if I don’t believe in that kind of god i still believe in everything else that could be out there to protect me.

I'm the lost boy
I ran away from home
I took my teddy bear
so I wouldn't be alone
I'm the lost boy
who's battling the cold
fighting strays for food
I'm barely ten years old
I'm the lost boy
I sleep in a cardboard box
they stole my shoes last night
I'm left with only socks

I'm the little boy
with nothing left to lose
I left my home behind
running from abuse

by .cupids.battlefield
If you are against child abuse, put this in your profile... I did.

This Game Sounds fun so i decided to play so i hope u enjoy it 2:
1. Put your iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how outrageous it sounds.
4. Tag 10 friends who might enjoy doing the game as well as the person you got the note from.
5. Or post as a bulletin.

IF SOMEONE SAYS, "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Better Than Me"-Hinder
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Where is the Love?"-Black Eyed Peas
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"The Voice Within"-Christina Aguilera
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"We Made It (feat. Linkin Park)"-Busta Rhyms
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Never Had It"-Flobots
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Stay"-Sugarland
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
"Sing for the Moment"-Eminem
WHAT IS 22?
"Blackout"-Linkin Park
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Colors of the wind (End Title)"-Vanessa Williams
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"F*kin Perfect"-P!nk
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Cleanin' Out My Closet"-Eminem
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Wit for you"-Elliott Yamin
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Here Comes Goodbye"-Rascal Flatts
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Wherever You Will Go"-The Calling
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Almost Famous"-Eminem
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Rose Colored Glasses"-Kelly Rowland
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Talkin' 2 Myslef"-Eminem
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia"-Reba McEntire
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
"How Do You Get That Lonely"-Blaine Larson
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"No More Words"-Jeff Hardy
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"Dear Mr. President"-P!nk & Indigo Girls
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Hollywood Drive By"-Immortal Techinque, PsychoRealm & Sick Symphonies
SCARES YOU THE MOST?
"Fight Like a Girl"-Bomshel
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Runaway Love"-Ludacris
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Time to Dance"-Panic! At the Disco
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"Homecoming Queen"-Hinder
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"Hands Held High"-Linkin Park

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile:
Some girls are pretty,
some girls are wimpy,
some girls are girly,
and cry when they break a nail
but some girls are tough,
they are smart and witty,
They know how to survive on their own,
some girls are independent,
and those girls are great,
not the sissy beautiful divas,
who can't take care of themselves,
its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable,
It is all about the state of mind.

If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you LOVE Johnny Depp, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile
If you hear the characters voices in your head when you read something, post this on your profile!
When you imagine the charcters in a book and they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!
If you're completly random like me, post this on your profile!
If you don't have nightmares after scary movies and you're just jumpy for a while, post this on your profile!
If you believe Axel has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.
If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Stupidity Test

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. X Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. X Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. X Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. XHad people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. X Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. X Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand (or on my head)
9. X Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. X Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 8

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. X Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. X Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. X Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. X Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. X Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 13

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. X Have run into a closed door
24. Have ever jumped out of a window

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. X It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. X Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 16

31. XAfter someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. X Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. X Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. X Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. X Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. X Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. X Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident

Running total: 23

41. Took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
42. X Hit yourself in the face with a ball

43. X Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. X Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. X Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. X Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. X Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 29

51. X Have done enough stupid things to take a stupid test
52. X Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. X Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. X Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. X Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. X Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. X Forgot your own phone number
59. X Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. X Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 38

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. X Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. X Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. X Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. X Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. X Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. X Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. X Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. X Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 46

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. X Ran into a door jam
74. X Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. X Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. X Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. X Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. X Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. X Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 53

81. X Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. X Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. X Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back (I've personally come to the conclusion that it's for when women have them on a leash)
84. X Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. X Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. X Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. Tripped and made the waiter drop the food

Running total: 59

91. X As you are writing you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. X Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. X Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. X Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention
97. X You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. X When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. X Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. X Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I'm 67% stupid. Everyone one knows that I'm crazy so this just adds up and it has to say something!

One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight,
back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other,
a deaf police man heard the noise,
and came and killed those two dead boys.

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby
I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too
I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared
I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too
I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone
Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care
You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry
He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor
You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries
But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone
I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can
Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help
Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

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PS: RIP Heath Ledger 1979 - 2008 You will be missed :( Movies: The Patriot, Casanova, The Brother's Grimm, Ned Kelly, Brokeback Mountain, Lords of Dogtown, A Knights Tale, 10 Things I Hate About You & His final production: The Dark Knight. If you miss Heath Ledger as much as I do and his death has affected you more than you would think, copy and past this into your profile and add your name to the list. GregsLabrat, JOKER-kennedy, DancingEnigma,

You're beautiful...but strange...So am I.
You're smart...but still slow...So am I.
You're impatient...but fast...So am I.
You're tired...but still last...So do I.
You're hot...but still cold...So am I.
You're established...but not old...So am I.
You're waiting...but happy...So am I.
You're leaving...but staying...So am I.
You're amazing...but weird...So am I.
You're yourself...but still feared...So am I.
We both want to be...A forever seen star.
I have to say...a lot in common is what we are.
-By Jeff Hardy-

"The Fans"
By: Jeff Hardy
"I wonder if they hated me?
What was going through their mind?
I wonder if they loved me?
What was inspiring their sign?
I wonder if they felt me?
Like goosebumps through the skin?
I wonder if they watched me?
For that they can remember when?
I wonder if they boo'ed me?
Like a loser no one knew?
I wonder if they cheered for me?
Like a youngster that had grew?
I wonder if they cared for me?
Crashing down flat on my back... I wonder if they followed me?
Ever since the last attack... I wonder if they were lying?
When they said, "You suck!" I wonder if they were crying?
When I was unable to duck... I wonder if they will be my fans?
Until I have to fold?
I wonder if they will remember?
Jeff Hardy As he grows old''

I'm not crazy.I'm psychotic.There's a difference.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's nothing that can't be fixed by: A)duct tape B)chocolate or C)running it over.I prefer option C.
The reason I'm still here is because Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Don't get mad, Get sadistic.
My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.
Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART
My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.
Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.
What is this 'kindness' you speak of?
Why don't you slip into something comfortable, like a coma. I will gladly help you.
Define 'normal'.
When in doubt...throw a chair.
If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress?
Only two things are infinite: 1)The universe. 2)Human stupidity
There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.
Boys don't fall for me, I trip them.
It's always darkest before dawn...so if your gonna steal your neighbor's news paper that's the time to do it.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Keep smiling, It makes people wonder what your up to.
Catch a man a fish, and you sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
Anyone can write. But to capture an audience with so much power, spirit and feeling that they forget everything around them - that is a true gift.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
I can forgive, and I can forget, but I want you to know, you've lost my respect.
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between how things are and how they ought to be.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Reeses Pieces, Coco Puffs, mess with me, I’ll fuck you up.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
If I were trapped in a single room with two tigers, you, and a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice.
It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Mirrors can't talk and you're lucky they can't laugh.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the heck happened to you?
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits! I will not take advantage of the handicapped!
You sit and listen while I talk about fictional characters like they actually exist.

If..
You say Princess, I say Serial Killer.
You say Pink, I say Black.
You say Justin Bieber, I say Johnny Cash.
You say Miley Cyrus, I say P!nk.
You say Water, I say Blood.
You say Bunnies, I say Psychopaths.
You say Cheerleader, I say Whore.
You say High School Musical, I say See No Evil.
You say why am I laughing so much, I say why so serious with a sharp pencil.
You say Popular girl, I say future stripper/prostitute.
You say Pop, I say Rock.
You say I am a freak, I say you're a Barbie.
You say Mall, I say Asylum.
You say Love, I say Hate.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with WWE, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict, gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis, GhostAuthor, WWEkanenite, DancingEnigma

If you are PROUD to be a Kingdom Hearts fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0, Setosora77, Khfangirl681213, cathmaster, InLoveWithASnakeboy, DancingEnigma,

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their behinds off at the others! XD

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

1,2, Freddy's coming for you
3,4, Jason's at the door
5,6, Scream'll fix you quick
7,8, Lecter's at the gate
9,10, Michael’s home again

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
belle fell in love with a hideous beast. pocahontas risked her life for a feast.
jasmine could have had anyone, instead she chose a poor man.
ariel walked on land.
--all for love and all for life--
it was all about blood, sweat, and tears..
love's about facing your biggest fears

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98 of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2 that does, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

They hurt her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Fun facts:
#1- Take my ipod, I take your arm!
#2- I hate mustard like Matt Hardy
#3- I wish i could do the "Undertaker eyes"
#4- Im an Anime nerd
#5- Take my slash i'll go RAWR on you!
#6- Hurt my family i'll go RAWR on you!
#7- Can't go a day w/o checking Facebook
#8- Take my wrestling i take your arm!
#9- Hurt my friends i'll go IMPACT on you!

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can

1) Jaff Hardy
2)Undertaker
3)CM Punk
4)Matt Hardy
5)Kane
6)Sheamus
7)Rey Mysterio
8)Randy Orton
9)John Cena
10)Sting
11)Batista
12)Wade Barrett

Number your 12 favorite Superstars/Divas (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
He's hot an on a scale 1-20 a 12
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Mood swings along with alot of drama
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yep
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
So-So
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Cena and Kane
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I think he might take one look and turn right around to get bleach to bleach his brain
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Punk gets traded to TNA he was so out of place he didn't want to step on peoples toes so he was quiet most of the time. Except for this match against AJ Styles and ends up being saved by Sting in the end, so emotions start to grow. SLASH
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Don't think so
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Behind the Nexus mask
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One.
Might do it to help his brother but other wise no
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yep
13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
Nope
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
No but wish to read it sometime
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Nothing
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Beautiful by Eminem
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Loud, Cute, Cudleying, Hurt
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here." love to hear this I would be on the floor laughing if it worked
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Great sex but scary couple
20) How emo is Seven?
Not

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If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
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In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... .
..despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

My name is Apollo
I use to fly
higher and higher
up in the sky.
But now I'm a prisoner to
my grandfather
for he killed off
my mother and father.
Now I sit in a
bronze cell
listening to
tourture too bad to tell.
My twin sister sits next to me
and crys
wondering why all
of those people had to
die.
And all because we could not
stand
with our children
hand and hand.
My name is Apollo
and now I must go
But thank lord Kronos
for all the torture you know.
And hope the world will
never knows this
but for now enjoy your young bliss
and remember through
all of this.
Love all you
know and
don't think of this.
My name is
Apollo master of the
sky
and please my children don't ask
why
I predicted this would happen
and I will explain.
But this is a warning
you must remain
alert but calm
and tell me when
something is wrong.
But until that dark dark day
feel free
run around and play.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mindDr.Seuss
If you look for the bad in people, you surely will find itAbraham Lincoln
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friendsMartin Luther King Jr.
People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feelMaya Angelou
Live in the momentMatt Hardy
So You Have Enemies? Good, That Means You've Stood Up For Something In Your LifeEminem
I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as thatEminem

You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if...
[Bold = One's for me]
(ialic is for maby)
1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!
2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.
3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.
4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.
5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"
6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.
7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.
8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"
9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".
10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.
11) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!
12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.
13) You know that Edge is PG-13.
14) You've watched Doom and The Marine and The Marine II and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia and 12 Rounds.
15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.
16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"
17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.
18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.
19) You lie, cheat, and steal.
20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007.
21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.
22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.
23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.
24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.
25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.
26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.
27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.
28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho.
29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties. (most definaly i wen to see smack down and say then and thought they were a tent for cars)
30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.
31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.
32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar.
33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday nights.
34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.
35) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program.
36) You can name more wrestlers then family members.
37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"
38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.
39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.
40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.
41) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.
42) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event
43) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.
44) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants.
45) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.
46) You can quote your favourite WWE moment word for word.
47) (For John Morrison, The Miz and the Big Show) You're smarter then a fifth grader.
48) You thank the good Lord for Randy Orton and his no-pants wearing ways.
49) You can name everyone on the WWE roster, including rookies, vets and crew.
50) On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown".
51) You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason.
52) You get fired from work then show up the next day with a mask on.
53) You won’t walk down the halls of your school unless your entrance music is playing.

We are the poets, we are the dreamers
We are the soldiers, we are the screamers
We are the fallen to rise again
We are the lovers, we are the cynics
We are the hours, we are the minutes
We are all friends in the end
So why be alive if you don't follow your every dream
Reach up to Heaven and stand for what you believe
We don't need wings to be angels
We don't need reasons to be right
Your love makes us better
That's who we really are
Angels and heros at heart
- Brian Littrell

Who am I a person that makes the world know her presence
I am the person who stands up for the little guy
I am the person who goes stupid and excels at it
The one person you come to when you need something thats not stupid
Sarcasam is a gift use it well except if it's me then try a different tactic cause i invented sarcasm
When in doubt hit something with a hammer if doesn't break you got lucky but you try again
Money is not an object it's a subject so study it well and pass every test
When it comes to smart people lower them down to your level sow them how to understand the mystery that is you

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other wacky thing you can think of
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.
Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.
Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.
Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.
Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!
Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.
Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead.
Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.
Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.
Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence.
Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P
Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day.
Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.
Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.
Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names. Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the godmothers of course!)
Crazy is sitting in a bathtub because you want to be rebellious.
Crazy is when you cry because you stubbed your toe yet again
Crazy is when, after stubbing said toe, you Cry out " Oh no! Pinky toe die, pinky toe dead-- I KILLED PINKY TOE" then start to cry all over again.
crazy is when you stare at the wall for (literally)an hour and no one can disturb you from your wall-staring
Crazy is when while you are talking to someone in another corner of your mind you are wondering something bizzarely random like " I wonder if my cat likes pie" and then unknowingly announcing it out loud instead of what you meant to say out loud partway through the conversation
Crazy is when you have a supreme inner battle with all your personalities and figure out you really didn't need to do that because you forgot what the battle was about in the first place.
Crazy is when you make up words to explain your personality to your friends.
Crazy is when you decide to turn your socks into animals
Crazy is when you make a puppet lay an egg. Then give the egg to a friend about to be sent to the hospital
Crazy is when you have your friend name your car
Crazy is when you go running in the rain with your friend
If you're crazy, copy this on your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Put this on you profile...

Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircaseMartin Luther King, Jr.