Chapter 29: Straw Hat Luffy is Back: Wait He's a She!

Luffy quietly followed the two imposters as they went through the groves. The two idiots were both talking to each about what to do when they met up with 'Luffy' and the rest of the crew since she seemed to know the real Straw Hats. From what she could hear apparently the 'Straw Hats' were trying to recruits crews with members that had 70 million Beri or higher bounties. The crews were all to meet up with 'Straw Hats' in Grove 46. They were already having a bad start, as it seemed that their 'Robin' had been capture recently by the World Government. Also they had apparently ran into the real Chopper who had thought they were the really deal, but when the fakes refused to help the 'Robin' he ran off to save her himself.

"Looks like the gangs all hear," 'Zoro' stated as they enter a clearing in the 46 Grove where a large group of people were cheering.

"Is this it?" Luffy asked as she pretended to look around easily spotting the rest of fakes up on a platform, "Stop making me wait!"

"All right enough!" 'Luffy' screamed causing the crowd to fall silent, "I didn't call you here to party we got business to attend too! A jackass and couple bitches out there haven't been showing me the respect I deserve. They have gone so far as to insult my honor. Go and find a red haired girl, a long-nosed guy, and a little tramp with a large backpack and bring them to me. Those bastards are still on the archipelagos somewhere.

The crowd returned to their cheering and started crying out their support toward their new leader. Luffy honestly wanted to smack her face at the stupidity of the pirates being so easily fooled these fake 'Straw Hat Pirates.' Instead she decided to make 'Zoro' and 'Sanji' squirm a little bit.

"You know I got say that people really can change a lot in two years," Luffy exclaimed with a fake girly giggle, "You guys have hardly talked at all. I mean you two aren't even fighting every two seconds like you use too. "

Two fake began to sweat and 'Sanji loudly whispered, "Shit she's more dangerous then we thought. We need to get her to the boss pronto before she can rat us out to everyone. Who the hell is this chick?"

"No clue, but in the mean time lets try not to talk so she doesn't catch on. The Captain is right there and he can figure this out on his own," 'Zoro' advised.

"Sounds like a plan," 'Sanji' agreed neither realizing Luffy had heard every word.

"See something like that used put you two at each other's throats," Luffy exclaimed getting really closed to their face causing them to sweat bullets, "I don't know what happened but I'm glad. I guess time can really change people huh?

Two fakes signed in relief and nervously nodded their heads as Luffy backed away from them. Luffy held in her laughter at the sight. Clearly spending so much with Law had made her develop a little bit of a twisted sense of humor. Her boyfriend was the type to laugh when scaring or pissing somebody off after all.

"I mean your faces have even changed," Luffy stated going for one last jab at the fakes poor attempts to copy her crew, "Unless your wearing disguise like me."

The two fakes looked really sick by this point and just continued to walk toward the group of pirate crews.

"Still not talking?" Luffy called out to them as she followed after them.

"Captain!" 'Zoro' called out to 'Luffy' to draw his attention.

"I'm kind of in the middle of something you goons," 'Luffy' growled in annoyance.

"But we found the chick with backpack you was looking for. That's good right. She's a friend of the crew if you follow," 'Sanji' explained, "Say hi sweetheart."

'Luffy' looked down and saw red as he stared at the little tramp that had dared to embarrass him earlier that day. Motioning for the 'Zoro' and 'Sanji' to bring her up on stage 'Luffy' let a sick and twisted grin appear on his face.

'Wow I'll will say this much," Luffy thought to herself as looked out at the cheering crowd, 'this guy sure know how work a crowd. Maybe he's smarter then I gave him credit for?'

Suddenly 'Luffy' took his gun and shot into the air to get crowd of pirates' attention and called out, " Alright that's enough yakking! Listen! Turns out 'Sanji' and 'Zoro' tracked down one of the girls that insulted me! In fact she's here with us right now! Look at this little bitch! I'm going to beat a lesson into her with my own two hands. Maybe I'll even have a little fun with her after. Give her one last 'sweet' memory before I blow her brains out! Because when you piss me off things get ugly!"

'Nope he's just another short-tempered idiot who thinks with the wrong head. Seriously why do I keep running into so many perverted morons?' Luffy wondered as 'Luffy' leered at her.

"And let this be a lesson to all of you too," 'Luffy continued, "If you ever cross me! If you ever disrespect me! You're going to end up dead like this Bitch! Don't forget who's the Captain of this crew! Is that perfectly clear?!"

The crowd broke out into cheers once more as Luffy decided that things had gone far enough. She wasn't about to let this poser continue using her crews' reputation. It was time show this weakling and his friends what the real Monkey D. Luffy was like. Just as Luffy was getting ready to send out a wave Conqueror's Haki the group of pirates was suddenly surrounded by Marines much to the shock of the fake Luffy.

"We got you surrounded! Nobody move an inch! Straw Hat Luffy, you and your crew are under arrest! Surrender immediately!" A Marine soldier called out.

"The Navy," 'Luffy' stated in shock.

"And don't bother trying to run. We have every exit in Grove 46 blocked off. You are either leaving here with us or in body bags," Another soldier exclaimed.

"Damn it my disguise isn't going to do me any good if I get caught by Marines because of these idiots," Luffy grumbled under her breath.

As the Fake Straw Hat started to panic they turn to 'Luffy' in hopes of plan.

"Stop freaking out we'll be just fine. Why do you think we recruited all these guys? We've got pirates with hundred million bounties here," 'Luffy' explained.

"This is scary," 'Zoro' whimpered.

"Then just sit back watch! Caribou your up! Use that Marine as a shield and make us a path out of this dump!" 'Luffy' ordered much to the shock to the Marines.

'Huh? I didn't quite catch that one boss! Want to run that by me again," Caribou mockingly asked holding his hand up to his ear.

"Get with the program! Use that Marine you got as a shield and get us out of here!" 'Luffy' snapped.

Luffy watched in horror as Caribou walked over to a Marine that was pined to the ground by stake in his abdomen. Caribou lifted stake into the air with the Marine still hanging on the end of it for all to see before dropping him on the ground once more.

"What the hell are you doing Caribou we need him to escape! Did you even hear me?" 'Luffy' snapped.

"Kehihihi! Although that would terrible convenient, I'm afraid that it simple won't do! Caribou replied.

"Why not?"

"Because he told me he hadn't called the Navy yet and that make his a filthy little liar!" Caribou explained with cruel grin as he pulled out a gun.

"Caribou No!" 'Luffy' cried out.

The Marines and pirates watched in shock as Caribou shot the helpless Marine killing him. Luffy clenched her teeth in disgust. While she had no problem beating up her enemy and leaving them severely or even permanently injured she and her crew had never set right out to torture and kill someone who wasn't even a threat. Hell Luffy herself had never actually killed anyone.

"That crazy bastard, who's the Captain here? Damn it!" 'Luffy' complained as the pirates charged at the Marine.

If you've got a plan I'd hurry," 'Nami' whimpered as she clung to 'Luffy's' arm.

"Hey listen to you Captain! You guys are really starting to piss me off!" 'Luffy' called out as the two group clashed.

With seconds the battle between the Marines and pirates was in full swing. While at first the fight was pretty even between the two of group with members of both sides been taken out things shifted into pirates favor when those with high bounties stepped in. Once they saw this, the 'Straw Hats' began to relax. 'Luffy' even going so far as make the battle into a contest to who become his second mate much to shock of his crew. Just when looked like the pirates were about win a familiar laser beam was shot into the middle of the battle blowing both pirates and Marines off their feet.

"PACIFISTAS!" a random pirate cried out as the cyborgs began to attack the pirates.

"Just great," Luffy whispered, "Looks like I might have to break my promise to Hancock. Though I really want to beat those robotic posers into pulp anyway."

"Those things would vaporize you before you even land a punch you crazy broad!" 'Sanji' snapped.

"Did they really have make them all look just like Kuma?" Luffy groaned as one of the Pacifistas focused on the stage.

As the fake Luffy began to panic thinking that the Pacifistas were after him one of the pirates captains Lip Doughty tried attack the cyborgs but was quickly defeated. Soon the Marines followed after the Pacifistas attacking and capturing pirates as the cyborgs headed for the stage. Seeing this the fake crew ran from the stage leaving Luffy alone and the other pirates to fight for themselves.

"Ah man my side is killing me," 'Zoro whined as they ran.

"Screw your side the lasers are going to kill you!" 'Luffy snapped right before he ran into someone and was knocked to the ground, "Get your fat ass out of my way!"

"Huh who is this idiot," Sentomaru asked as he looked down at pirate he had knocked down.

The pirates seeing 'Luffy' began to cheer believing he could easily defeat the Marines. 'Luffy' and the rest of the fakes nervously looked around as everyone's attention was drawn to them. Luffy seeing the commotion decide it was best to try and escape while everyone was distracted.

Sentomaru looked around in confusion before focusing once more on 'Luffy' and asked, " Am I mistaken or did they just call you Captain Luffy?"

"Why wouldn't they call me that?!" 'Luffy' snapped desperately trying to continue with his charade, "I mean you realize who you're talking to right now don't you?! Go! Get out of my way before I grab your intestines and pull them out of you ear! I'd run if I were you! You're face to face with the son of Dragon the Revolutionary! That means I'm grandson of the hero Garp! I stared down the three Admirals in the War of the Best! Oh and my bounty clocks in at 400 million berries-"

Slamming his ax down of pirate's head Sentomaru shouted, "You're not Straw Hat you human pile of garbage! Not even close!"

"What?!" The Marines and pirates cried out in absolute shock as the one they believed to Straw Hat Luffy was defeated with a single hit

"That guy just took out Straw Hat!" one pirate screamed as 'Luffy' collapsed to the ground.

"So that's it!," Sentomaru stated in understanding, "Fools they thought that they could join the Straw Hats and enter the New World. PX-5 who is this imposter?"

PX-5 scanned the down pirate and said, "Confirmed. He is Triple Tongued Demaro Black, a pirate with 26 million berries bounty.

"What?!" the pirates cried out in shock, "He's a fake?!"

"Book it guys! The jig is up," the fake Sanji cried out before he and rest of the fake ran off leave their captain behind.

"What the hell are we supposed to do now? Its bad enough this guy tricked us, but now we got the Navy called on us too!" a pirate complained.

"Guess the really Straw Hat is dead after all," another pirate stated.

"What the hell? You mean that Straw Hat didn't get fat and gross? This guy just was fat and gross to begin with?" a pirate captain called Alboin declared.

"Uh-oh looks like the cat's out of bag," Luffy mumbled as she quickly worked her way through the stunned group of pirates.

"I know you aren't real Straw Hats your just victim of this fool," Sentomaru exclaimed to pirates, "But your still pirates! That means the lot of you are coming with us!

The pirates grew nervous as the Pacifistas stepped toward them preparing to attack.

"And although I can't imagine why the real Straw Hat is here somewhere too," Sentomaru continued.

"Huh?" the pirates and Marines gasped.

"When we enter the area PX-5 detected Straw Hat on the stage with the imposters. Fire on Straw Hat Luffy PX-5!" Sentomaru ordered.

PX-5 quickly scanned the area and locked on to a figure moving quickly between the stunned pirates. PX-5 opened it mouth and fired at figure. At the last moment the figure jumped into air and dodged the blast. The figure flipped though the air and landed on a stone platform, the hood and scarf hiding their face falling next to them.

"Man that was close," the figure stated, "You almost blew up all my lunches. What'd food ever do to you!"

The Marine, pirates, and Fake Straw Hat stared in shock as the figure stood up straight allowing them all to see their face clear as day.

"I-it really him isn't it," One pirate clutching an old wanted poster stuttered in shock.

Luffy frowned in annoyance as the crowd cried out, "That's Straw Hat Luffy!"

"Wait a minute. Look aren't those-"

"Yeah don't tell me Straw Hat's actually-"

"So the rumors are true," Sentomaru stated as he studied the Pirate Captain, "Straw Hat Luffy is really a woman!"

Luffy placed her hand her hip and crocked her head with a smile and said, "Well duh! Took you guys long enough to figure that out!

Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. I hope to get another out real soon.