Anime's I watch are... Naruto, Blue Exorcist, Black Butler, Seven Deadly Sins, Full-Metal Alchemist, Death Note, Fairy-Tail, The Boondocks, Ouran Host Club, S.A.O. , Attack On Titan.

Favorite Video Game: Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4

Favorite Food: Fried rice.

Favorite Movie: Tmnt: into the shadows

Favorite Song: Sad song by we the kings

Favorite #: 13 or 7

Other stuff:

If you believe that the Akatsuki is one of the BEST things about Naruto Shippuden, copy this onto your profile!!

You know the question "If you could have ONE superpower, what would it be?" If you always answer "To be able to teleport myself into animes and mangas (etc.)" then Copy and Paste this to your profile, add your name, and your reason to want this power.

ima-panda-hear-me-roar: I'd want this power so I could yell at the characters about their mistakes instead of yelling at a screen. Oh and, glomp a few Akatsuki members while I'm at it. X3 miscellaneousSam: same as ima-panda-hear-me-roar _ ForASunset'sRise: I'd want the power to be able to kill Tobi, make Sasuke love Itachi again, make all the ninja world love each other, and make the entire Akatsuki(minus Konan and Tobi) my sex slaves.VeeandreaHart(I'd make all of my favorite characters fall in love with me and i'll marry Deidara and won't let him die...) Konety: To make sure the Akatsuki don't die!

If you have ever ranted on about your favorite anime characters to your parents and/or siblings even though you know they're not listening, Copy and Paste this to your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto: (y=yes n= no)

· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam(y)

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".(y)

· Copy everything a person does and claim it's your bloodline.(y)

· Stick your hand in an electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out(n)

· Start to call your teachers Sensei.(y)

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.(not yet...)

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.(not yet...)

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".(once or twice...)

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.(y)

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.(y)

· Your hair is black and you wear red contacts.(n)

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.(no, mom would kill me!) :P

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.(n)

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.(n)

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.(n)

· You sharpen chop-sticks and claim them to be senbon.(n)

· You yell out "Wind ShurikenThrow of Death" when throwing a frisbee.(n)

· You try to kill your brother every day.( ;P yep)

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.(y)

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.(n)

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".(my mom tried to KILL me when I did it the FIRST time, the second?...don't even ask...)

· In the middle of a sleepover, you blast a flashlight into your best friend's eyes and yell "Chidori!"(n)

· You look in the mirror and think it's your shadow clone.(y)

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.(y)

. You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.(n)

. When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.(y)

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.(n)

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.(y)

· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.(n)

· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.(y)

I laughed my ass off while reading this. I'm definitely going to go around doing these things!

FEMALE COMEBACKS!! (Pick up line comebacks, add to it!)

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I know how to please a woman.

Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: Come, on. Just ask me out.

Woman: Okay, Get out.

Man: I'm a photographer, I have been looking for a face like yours.

Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon, I have been looking for a face like yours.

Man: Didn't we go out on a date once or twice?

Woman: Hmm, must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Man: Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profileIf you have tripped over air, copy this into your profileIf you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profileIf your best friend is insane, copy this into your profileIF YOU HAVE EVER SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILEIF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAT 5 HOURS THEN PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILEIF YOU LIVE FOR FANFICTION AND CAN'T GO A DAY WITHOUT IT, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

Repost if you want to stop stereotypes (I'll bold the things on this list that describe me, but have a bad stereotype that doesn't!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm a NIGERIAN with internet access, so I must be trying to cheat people out of their money.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (CHRIST WAS MIDDLE EASTERN, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.( I actually like watermelon, but I know lots of black people who don't!)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. ( I wish I had a horse, but no)

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I cross dress a bit)

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (You got a problem with the sunhats?!)

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (All I have going for me is the accent that pops up at random)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Fan characters are fine... Just don't over-use them, and be realistic, please?)

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis.

Akatsuki Pick up lines:

Itachi: Can I borrow your eyes? Mine can’t see clearly without you.

Kisame: Did you know the human body is 65% water? *grins* And I’m mighty thirsty.

Pein: …. I like your face.

Konan: Are you origami because I want to fold you up (me: Is.. That a threat?)

Zetsu: If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber

Tobi: Are you a lollipop? Because I want to lick you all night

Sasori: …. *straight face* You can say I’m a master with my hands. *very slight grin*

Deidara: *winks* is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in them

Kakazu: I am willing to pay for dinner, will you care to join me?

Hidan: I can make you pleasure! *giggles at his cleverness*

BONUS:

Sasuke: …. I kind of don’t hate you. *slightly blushes*

Orochimaru: I can do things with my tongue you can’t even imagine.

Anime Pledge

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're an Otaku and proud

See which Team Seven member you are the most like

Naruto

] - Orange. Hell to the yes.

[ ] - I'm a blond.

[X] - I could eat ramen every day.

[X] - I have a pretty short attention span.

[X] - I tend to get into a lot of trouble.

[ ] - I want to be somebody important one day. I want to make a difference.

] - My inside voice is just as loud as my outside voice.

[Naruto Score: 3]

Sasuke

] - I hate/fight with my siblings.

[X] - My hair is black.

[X] - I dislike people in general.

[ ] - I have many admirers.

[X] - Tomatoes are the food of the gods.

] - My friends are annoying. (Or some of them, at least.)

[X] - If I'm not the best, then I'm not satisfied.

[Sasuke Score: 4]

Sakura

[ ] - I have green eyes.

] - Most of my friends are guys.

[X] - I'm not afraid to yell at and/or hit people who deserve it.

[ ] - I want to be a doctor/nurse/healthcare professional.

[X] - I'm stronger than I look.

[X] - My temper has a pretty short fuse.

[X] - I'm more intelligent than most of my friends. (Darque: Friends? What friends?)

[Sakura Score: 4]

Kakashi

] - I have a lot of regrets in life.

[X] - Punctuality isn't really that important to me.

[ ] - I'm the oldest of all of my friends.

[ ] - I can charm my way out of anything.

] - I am or want to be a teacher.

] - People look up to me.

[X] - I enjoy reading literature of the mature variety. (Darque: Liar)

[Kakashi Score: 2]

Sai

[X] - I don't really know how to react in emotional situations.

[X] - I'm bad at making friends.

[ ] - One of my closest friends or siblings has died.

[X] - People confuse me.

[X] - I like to draw/paint.

[X ] - I'm one of the newest members in my group of friends.

[X] - I have paler skin than most of the people I know.

[Sai Score: 6 ]

Yamato

[X ] - I'm a tree hugger.

[ ] - My hair is naturally brown.

[ ] - I'm very calm in stressful situations.

[ ] - I love architecture.

[X] - I'm not above intimidating people to get my way.

[X ] - I respect my elders.

[X ] - I'm susceptible to flattery.

[Yamato Score: 4]

Yes.

Life is Short,

Make the most of it.

Life is Fun,

Enjoy it.

Life is Hopeful,

Have faith, and believe.

Life is Consequential,

There's always something new to learn.

Life is Predestined,

Good happens just as often as the bad.

Life is Youthful,

Don't grow up too fast. You're never too old to eat ice cream.

Life is Troublesome,

But not boring.

Life is Surprising,

Around every corner.

Life is Delicious,

Taste everything at least once.

Life is Beautiful,

New life always replaces the old and prospers.

Life is Avengeful,

Always remember what is important to you.

Life is Hard,

But not impossible.

Life is Unfair,

Everything happens for a reason.

And Life is Precious.

Live Every moment to it's fullest, and treat every minute as if it were your last.

Life was all of these things, and more, because Life was so much more than death.

For Life, is all about Love.

by: Intense Innocence (try and find the story it's in hint: life is...)

The 100 Themes Challenge for Naruto (bold=finished, italic=in progress, a * means I just need to upload it):

1. blood

2. lust

3. forgiveness

4. Pure

5. Regret

Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile

Position: LOG WORSHIPER

Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope: you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire Jutsu, it is Konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher are excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if Konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five

saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten

saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall

plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant

twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If

your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.

and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'

-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'

-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.

you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'

-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'

-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.

-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'

-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

~ Akatsuki Pledge ~

I promise to remember Kisame,

whenever I catch some fish,

I promise to remember Itachi,

whenever I make a pure-hearted wish.

I promise to remember Sasori,

whenever I think of true beauty,

I promise to remember Deidara,

whenever I start talking a little kooky.

I promise to remember Kakuzu,

whenever I'm a little low on cash,

I promise to remember Hidan,

whenever I act too brash.

I promise to remember Tobi,

whenever I see a good boy,

I promise to remember Zetsu,

whenever I play with my food like a toy.

I promise to remember Sasuke,

whenever I lose my mind entirely,

I promise to remember Orochimaru,

whenever I plan diabolically.

I promise to remember Pain,

whenever I hope for peace,

I promise to remember Konan,

whenever I put a child's mind at ease.

I promise to remember Akatsuki,

everywhere I go,

I promise to remember Naruto,

cuz' all the other 'tards know.

Quotes

'No, literature isn't eternal,' he cried. 'It's a thing of the moment. Even if you made books with pages of steel and diamond letters, they would some day crash into the sun and melt, together with our planet. Nothing is eternal, least of all in art. It doesn't matter how long an author's work continues to glimmer after his death. What matters is how brightly it burns while he's still alive.' - the Shadow King The City of the Dreaming Books by Walter Moers