AN: so, new story. shUDDUP I DO WHAT I WANT-

Sai is a peculiar baby, Toshinori muses.

She is such a weird infant, not like any other that he met before.

When he first set his gaze on her, he saw a quiet yet observant baby, trying (and failing) to look at her surroundings.

When he stared into her eyes, all he saw was blue orbs shining with intelligence, disinterest and- did she just really give him the stink eye?

Yes, what a weird child indeed.

That doesn't mean Toshinori Yagi will love her any lesser though.

After all, she is family.

'What the fuck is this.'

Rin stared at the wannabe skeletor in front of her, trying to fathom the fact that she got impaled by a giant-ass steel pole and somehow still be alive and conscious enough to see some stranger's blue eyes boring into her very soul.

'Why the- what even-'

She attempted to speak, but only managed to babble a series of gibberish nonsense. Rin suddenly squeaked, as the blue eyed stranger picked her up with seemingly no effort.

WHAT?! HOW?!

She weighs about 49 kilos! Even her brother (who's at least two times taller and stronger than this malnourished version of Yugi) couldn't lift her! Wait, better question. Why does he look bigger than an average human?!

Oh god did aliens abduct her while she was dying-

Rin was too busy internally panicking that she didn't notice that skeleton man is internally freaking out, too.

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-'

The dam holding up her frustrated tears couldn't take it anymore. And so, Rin, for the first time in years, cried like a wuss.

Yagi expected the baby to cry as soon as he picked her up. What he didn't expect, however, is for Sai to stare at him incredulously, as if he had done something unnatural and completely out of logic.

He froze; did- did he do something wrong? Was he carrying the baby the wrong way? Was he making her uncomfortable?! She's so small and fragile and- she's crying!

WHAT DID HE DO?!

Yagi, unsure of what to do with the wailing infant, decided to set her down back on her crib and proceeded to call someone who is well-versed in nursing a baby.

"I'm pretty sure Chiyo-san is an expert at these kind of things…"

'I'm hungry.'

Rin stared at the ceiling blankly, feeling slightly tired after her initial breakdown. She attempted to get up on her feet, but it seems like it was too strenuous for her to do it.

Since when did she become so weak, to the point of not being able to do something as simple as standing up?

She perked up, hearing the creaking of the door. Rin squinted at the woman beside Yugi-skeletor, only to have a slight headache from crossing her eye too much.

'Ow.'

Rin noticed that the old woman was wearing some kind of nurse outfit, and that she's holding a… bottled milk?

Are… are they screwing with her or some shit?!

'Don't even think of feeding me with that, woman!' She tried to scream, but only managed to produce a series of weird slurs that she thinks only a baby would be able to… make.

Oh. She is a baby.

'I see.' Rin mused, looking completely underwhelmed. 'That answers some of my questions. Still, what did I do to deserve this though?'

Blue eyes stared at her. She stared back blankly.

"You have a combination of your parents' eyes."

'Wait, what? I don't understand you. Please speak in English, and not in you weird kinda-Japanese alien language.'

"Hm, you're very observant, for an infant."

'I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A BABY YOU-'

"Sometimes… I wonder how things would change if your mother's alive." He muttered, as I detected sadness in his tone.

'Wait… he said "kaa-san," am- am I in Japan or something?'

'That… doesn't make any sense.'

Rin suddenly yawned, feeling exhausted from all of the thoughts going through her head. 'Oh my god, out of all places, I got reincarnated in Japan.'

She blacked out.

Rin found herself back in her school ('previous school, since you died,' her mind corrected) with her friends, chatting with each other.

"Hey," One of her friends, Rie, suddenly said. "Let's go to the old tree behind that new construction site." She suggested, as the rest of them looked at each other with raised eyebrows.

Rye, Rin's cousin and also friend, blinked, "You mean the one with the rumored haunted ghosts?" He asked uncertainly, as Rie nodded. "Wait, what? Why would we go there? That place is dangerous!" He furiously whispered, as he turned to Rin and another one of her friends, Rey. "C'mon guys, help me convince her to not go!"

Rin just nodded unconsciously, still confused as to why she's dreaming this right now.

"I don't know… Rie seems pretty pumped up about it right now…" Rey spoke up, "Do you seriously think we can change her mind?" She deadpanned, as Rye sighed in defeat.

"What are you waiting for, guys?! Let's do this now!" Rie exclaimed, getting up from her seat as we followed suit.

"Rie, if I ever die, you're paying for my funeral service." Rin suddenly said without control, before blinking in shock at what she had just uttered.

"Aww don't worry Rin, I'm pretty sure all of those spooky things are just bull crap!" Rie reassured her, although that reassurance led Rin to her inevitable death.

"…If you say so…"

Rin woke up with a start, yawning loudly. She blinked, realizing that she's back in the infant body.

'Goddamnit, I thought it was just a hallucination.'

She also noticed that blue eyes is beside her prison cage- er, crib, sleeping on the chair he's sitting on.

Rin suddenly heard a loud growl, the source coming from her stomach. 'Oh crap.'

She made a noise in an attempt to wake skeletor guy up because damn she wants to take a fucking shit right now, but alas, the man slept through all her cries like a log. Rin internally groaned, both because of frustration and because she's trying her best to prevent herself from taking a dump in her underwear.

Not only would that be gross and unsanitary, but it would also diminish whatever dignity she has left as a responsible adult- teenager.

Rin attempted to gain his attention again (this time by screaming her lungs out) and she apparently succeeded.

If making the guy jump in fright at her shrill cry counts as 'success'. Yugi man looked around, disoriented, before settling his look at her form. "W-wh… what?" He asked her, as Rin blinked at his question.

'Are you seriously asking a baby that kind of question right now? Also, I'm pretty stupid for not thinking this earlier but… how the hell am I supposed to tell him that I need to take a shit?!'

'...I am such a dumbass.'

And thus Rin cried loudly, overwhelmed by the amount of pent up frustration she dealt with earlier. She also shat herself in the process of doing so. Skeletor man is panicking (again), at a loss of what to do.

What a dysfunctional family they are.

Sai is crying, and Toshinori Yagi has no legit idea what to do. Currently, his only reassurance that he can live- no, survive in a situation like this for years is that because he's fucking All Might, and everyone knows that All Might doesn't give up that easily.

But he's not All Might right now, no. Right now, he's just Toshinori Yagi, an ordinary man who doesn't know jack shit about taking care of a live human baby. Still, he won't give up on little Sai.

Yagi sighed, running a hand through his shaggy blonde hair, glancing at the still crying baby. Honestly, he just wants to join her in crying because he's just really exhausted from all the hero work he's done in the past few weeks.

But no. Babies apparently do not give a fuck if you're busy or not because they need constant attention. Yagi himself learned that the hard way.

He picked the baby up- albeit hesitantly since his last experience in baby holding did not go so well -and was immediately assaulted by the smell of a dirty diaper.

No wonder the baby was crying so much, Yagi. She needs a diaper change.

All Might is not cut out for nursing a baby. At all.

God, and he's supposed to endure years of these things.

AN: i am stupid for making this si bye-