With a baby that can turn into a kitty, peace is not about to settle over the Urahara Shop.

Shikaku comes home from a mission.

None of them ever cared. Sannin fic.

Yes it's back! Found one of the two stories! What happens when you have some alcohol and rock and roll! Pure Jiratsu Smut!

It's the night before the ninja war and everyone is feeling tense. This could be the last night any of them have to live. Temari and Shikamaru take advantage of what could be their last night together. M for Sexual content. Super Emotional.

Little snapshots of moments in Shikamaru's and Temari's lives. All short stories or drabbles, all ShikaTema.

She was used to being alone, but she'd never been lonely. Not till now. Koharu-centric.

Because honestly, they're getting annoying. Warning: Major stereotyping involved.

A moment of impulse leaves Temari with a lifetime of responsibility and a confession to make. A story about women, accepting the paths of life that cannot be avoided. Shikamaru, Temari, and Yoshino-centric. Three-generation Nara

"Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife." Being tricked is also an occupational hazard of being a husband, as Shikamaru finds out. R&R?

The arrogant Sasuke assumes, when Orochimaru decides to have him fight Kabuto, that the medic doesn't stand a chance. How wrong he is. Pre-Shippuden. Oneshot. No pairings.

Because everyone has a story. Sets of drabbles travelling though the Naruto character list until it is finished. Updated weekly. This week: Koyuki Snow Princess

Shikaku thinks he should spend some father-son time with 6 year old Shikamaru. It is not a mistake he ever makes again.

Sometimes, in battle, we do things that horrify even ourselves.

//Go for it. Kill me.// Despite his best efforts, Orochimaru can't hurt Jiraiya, who knows perfectly well. Bromance.

/Team Gai-centric/ There are many things Neji doesn't know about his teammates. /Because when a genin doesn't talk about the parents, you don't ask./ Neji, Lee, Tenten.

Yoshino Nara reflects on being a wife and mother. When her husband Shikaku gets home, she finds herself longing for his attention. She just wants to have some fun with her husband... but is he on the same wavelength? Fluff & Married life fun. Please R&R!

For generations, every Genin has regretted ever taking on the Tora rescue mission. Wait a minute, are cats supposed to live that long!

It’s hard to understand the meaning of alone when you’ve never had anything to begin with. OroKabu. Angst, spoiler, mild yaoi. Rated to be safe.

Shikamaru reads through pages of the bingo book as he takes it with him on a diplomatically sensitive mission to Kusagakure with an unexpected team. Written almost completely from Shikamaru's perspective.

Definition: The branch of linguistics that deals with syntax and morphology - and sometimes also deals with sex.

Sequel to It Only Hurts Just Once. Temari has a stalker, and he's not going away until she hears what he has to say. ShikaTema

A dying Tsunade dreams and reflects on her life - her joys, her memories her sorrows...and most of all, the presence of one who was always there, and with him, the kind of love that only comes once.

Jiraiya has a nice "chat" with Orochimaru as he chooses between life or death. -- Spoilers for those who haven't been keeping with the Japanese scans of the manga.

Kabuto is sick of doing everything and not getting the recognition he deserves. Orochimaru has something different in mind for Kabuto's raise. Fic dedicated to AngeloftheOdd. OroKabu YAOI

There was a time when Tsunade was proud of her scars.

Jiraiya has left more than just Naruto behind. There are others who will remember his legacy.

She gave er, drugged him with a little purple flower. The result? A copy nin, the likes of which Maito Gai had never seen before. Kakashi/Yuugao, Bach Flower Remedies, Intrinsic Values; One-Shot.

Tsunade couldn't remember what had started the fight. She had been arguing with Jiraiya, but somewhere along the line it had turned into a village wide snowball fight.

Twelve moments of the relationship between Orochimaru and Jiraiya. "When they talked it was always one step forward and two steps back." One-sided OroJira, a slight mention of OroKabu, one-shot

A sweet little thing. Tsunade wonders and frets one night. Jiraiya provides her solace with a few simple words.

Ever wondered what caused Sasuke to become so cold and repressed while in the Sound Village? It might have been more than just the curse mark... Total crack fic because hey I needed a laugh.

Kabuto mourns the loss of Orochimaru. **warning** big honking spoilers for the manga ahead. OroKabu, since it is me writing this.

One day she'll learn the real value of things. JiraiyaTsunade

What is a man, after all, to a woman who has learned to smile.

Orochimaru notices that Kabuto has a rather interesting quirk. OroKabu. A little citrusy.

Poor Kabuto is having a bad day.

A little drabble about Orochimaru and Kabuto. OroKabu.

A short twisted little story about Kabuto and his odd relationship with Orochimaru. OroKabu/OrochimaruxKabuto whatever you prefer to call it.

It's epic. A story of its own. Just one word:

ShikaTema, love is more then a village. It is my first published one

Oneshot, InoShikaCho, Ino realizes she has something to tell her team mates - something very important. And she doesn't know, if she can.

Just fluff...no yaoi. Jiraya sings for Naruto

God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric

Drunk on a hot summer night, Kakashi comes up with an idea to switch things up, and Iruka finds himself enjoying it more than he thought he would... Yaoi, IrukaxKakashi

She didn’t leave the Soul Society just because she hated being a noble and all the restrictions. No, she left for him. KisuYoru

[ONESHOT.] Kiba experiences genjutsu on a mission, and he fails to overcome it completely. Kiba-centric, implied Kiba/Ino.

Everything is troublesome to Shikamaru. Everything... Everything? ShikaTema

Anko is not a morning person, and Kakashi is sent to wake her up. But maybe this morning is different...

[VIGNETTE.] A memory helps Kiba in a time of need. Kiba-centric.

Before leaving the Sennin for good, Orochimaru tries to persuade Jiraiya to join him. Shounen-ai. Jiraiya/Orochimaru

Jiraiya/Tsunade - Out of all the scars on his body, half belonged to her.

Tsunade has a problem the village needs more future shinobi, so she gives some of her shinobi a mission, get married and have lots of babies, when she matches them up things get interesting. Mature Graphic Content & Crack Pairings.

Let the prince come to the rescue. She's already saved herself.

Leaves turn naturally toward the sun, and the Leaf-nin turn naturally toward their golden sun. When the sun is snuffed out, emptiness takes its place.

Jiraiya's shocked when Kakashi tells him he's dissapointed in his new book. One shot lemon, KakaJir, request ficcie.

Shikamaru and Temari, before his fifteenth birthday. Connected to previous oneshot Reacquainting and twochapter Cherries. Naruto and its characters are not mine.

One year after the Chuunin exam Shikamaru meets up with his previous opponent. Getting to know the new confident, flirtatious Temari, Shikamaru receives a surprise gift. Some making out, no smut. Shikamaru X Temari

Tsunade has convinced Jiraiya to let her write a book in the Icha Icha Paradise series, and now everyone has got their hands on it. After a few days, it starts circulating throughout the other villages, and general madness and romance ensues.

Sometimes Shunsui is not as gentlemanly as he should be towards his Nanao. Lemon.

All Nara Yoshino wanted was a simple life, that was before she met Nara Shikaku.

Three people Orochimaru seduced, and one he didn't. OroJira, OroTsu, OroKabu, OroSasu.

[Sannin fic, gen] 'Jiraiya gave up searching for Orochimaru on the same day that he went to Tsunade for something to cure his joint pain...'

Mustang, in disguise, goes to Riza’s apartment for answers to a couple of his questions. I hate summaries. Mangaverse post ch.63. Royai, Roy x Riza, lemon.

[InoShikaChou, Team 10] Ino's very good at her job. Chouji and Shikamaru wish that she wasn't.

[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.

Late one night Jiraiya and Tsunade discover the shocking secrets they have been keeping from one another. How is the Fourth Hokage involved? One shot.

He wonders why he'd never thought of this before. Shikatem. Lime.

Nara Shikaku never liked loud troublesome girls. That was always the case, and his inner rule, but like all rules, there was an exception. [Shikaku x Yoshino] [Shikamaru's parents oneshot]

Being a genius has some downsides. ShikaTem, oneshot.

[ONESHOT] Sometimes Kunoichi's are asked to make certain sacrifices. If you have to lose your innocence, you need a good teacher. Odd pairing

Every member of Team Eight sleeps differently. [oneshot]

A young sannin oneshot. After the death of her brother and an encounter with the man she was destined to fall in love with, Tsunade returns to her apartment to find someone already there.

The sky, tarnished navy, poured into the rooms they found conveniently empty to cast lingering velvet shadows on their foolish young faces. Neither questioned it. Neither wanted to. And neither had to.

A storm and a shadow and the effort of not touching. Incest.

McGonagall remembers the dark hints about Snape's past evident even when he first came to Hogwarts at age 11.