A drunken encounter with a certain colleague leaves Temari with a little souvenir. This is Temari and Shikamaru's journey to parenthood. AU, ShikaTema. Rated T for language, rating may change later on.

Vaguely Crack-ish Outtake from Bill and Fleur's wedding, in which Harry blends in as a Weasley a bit too well...

Song fic. Ron reflects on his wife, and what she has given him.

Two shadows come into their own together, with disastrous consequences. Not as pretty as it sounds Rated for VSL.

There's this girl, right, and I'm pretty sure I'm in love with her. Rosius. NaNoWrimo induced drabble.

An entirely undefinable monster involving Scorpius Malfoy, Rose Weasley, and shortsightedness on both parts. Includes awkward situations and misunderstandings. Rated for lemon and language.

Scorpius is being inappropriate, and Rose can't just let it continue.

SONGFIC Ron watches his daughter grow up, and remember's dancing with his little princess.

-Companion to 'Asylum Kids'- "Doctor, doctor, save me from myself." 'I think I'm crazy'. AU

Songfic. Rose really has to go, but Scorpius is dtermined to convince her to stay. Rather fluffy. ScoRose no,duh . Please R&R

Oh, isn’t life wonderful, isn’t life cruel. If you’re not careful, she’ll play you for a fool. Summary might change later on ShikaTema; AU; rated for imagery and future chapters.

Rose Weasley has finished school, and writes a letter thanking the staff for all they've done- but not writing everything down. Partly a school essay, implied in a blunt way Rose/Scorpius

PLEAD INSANITY: Instead of prison, you get hell. At least the company is entertaining. ShikaTema; AU; rated because of language and imagery.

A collection of ShikaTema drabbles- some longish, some very short. They will have a variety of topics. Please read and review! Will be updated intermittently.

Unrelated poem type thingies on Tony, Ziva and their relationship, all related to a variety of quotes. Marked as complete because it isn't one long story.

Just a little something to help you sleep. NOTE: This can be for any pairing you can think of, it is not specific for just one. It is under this category because I just happened to be mildly thinking of Tiva at the time.

This isn't in the script. This isn't meant to happen. Nothing is going according to plan. What is going on? Tiva. Tony reflective.

Short drabble on Tony's loves.

iTunes challenge, and first foray into Tiva, not to mention NCIS. Would appreciate any comments. Rated for mentions.

Are you still mad? AU, rated for language

You know. life is like one huge stage production. Oneshot

I'm not over you, babe.' 'Really' '...' AU. I think.

FULL TITLE: Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth and Other Related Matters. Professor Pantoffel is here to present an informative documentary on Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth and Other Related Matters. Rated for language.

In which Temari plays the game and Shikamaru is just clueless. AU, rated for language.

Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, on this star I see tonight." Temari-centric. Rated for themes.

It's the next generation at Hogwarts, and they aren't exactly angels. Okay, they're nowhere near angels. Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are...shall we say...'friends with benefits'. But will it turn into something more?

-Companion piece to 'Phantom'- No-one had ever seen me before. So why did I show myself to him? ShikaTema, AU. Rated for slight language.

In the dead of the night when you’re fast asleep The ghosties and ghoulies and horrid wee beasties all come out to play. ShikaTema; Slightly AU. Rated for imagery.

Sequel to It Only Hurts Just Once. Temari has a stalker, and he's not going away until she hears what he has to say. ShikaTema

No-one had ever seen her before. So why had she chosen to reveal herself to me? ShikaTema, AU. Rated for mild language.

Who would’ve thought that the love of your life would come busting into your world… and in my case, literally. ShikaTema; rating may change. Okay, will change D

Temari is worrying about the chances they're taking, and Shikamaru tries to reassure her-and only partly because he wants to go to sleep. Not as depressing as it sounds-I hope. ShikaTema Songfic. Please read and review. Rated for slightly harsh terminolog

She had to end it. She had no choice. Besides, it would only hurt just once... right? ShikaTema, please read and review. Drabble-ish

Pein, Sasuke and Madara all want to destroy Konoha. What arguments must have ensued... Crack fic. Just a bit of fun, please read and review! I wish I could select three characters...

Song fic. Ayame is pondering about Kiba's behaviour and habits, and decides he is more of a tramp than any girl in Konoha- but is that necessarily a bad thing? Kiba x Ayame, Kiba x OC. OOC-ness. Pls R & R

-COLLAB WITH .MEGAMI.ZE.- Temari and Shikamaru have a sneaking suspicion that whatever deity may exist is having fun messing with their day. ShikaTema; rated for language

Sequel to 'Cigars and Red Wine'. There is no way Balalaika is going to let Chang running off with her panties go unpunished. In the end, Chang regrets giving in. Balalaika X Chang, citrusy.

Rock centric, drabbleish. Rock reflects on being in the twilight.

Daddy, please tell me a story.' '...Ok. Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess...' Shikamaru tells his daughter a bedtime story that may not be entirely made up. ShikaTema

It's Kakashi x Anko and it's called Sadomasochistic Tendencies. What more can I say? It's a pure, shameless lemon. Please read and review!

Revy and Rock are onboard the Lagoon and are incredibly bored. And Rock just won't shut up. Revy devises a way to shut him up. Rock x Revy lemon

Two business associates, of a sort, have little bit of 'fun' after a business negotiation. Balalaika x Chang, LEMON

Dear Cupid, we need to talk about your aim. Love, Temari. ShikaTema, rated T for language.

RockXRevy fic. Could be classified as fluff, I guess . Revy does not want to be dependant on Rock. With a scene from the manga. A 'what if' kinda thing. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO EXPLAIN IT! But apparently it's good, so please read!

After having a bit to drink, what Rock really thinks comes pouring out, leading to a rather interesting night for both him and Revy. Rock x Revy lemon, because they are the best pairing ever.

Temari's world ends when Shikamaru dies. A oneshot showing her thoughts and reaction. ShikaTema. Rated for language.

Kakashi and Anko indulging in some...fun, when he decides to shamelessly taunt, leading to...more fun. Kakaanko oneshot, unrelated to my other KakaAnko stories, LEMON.

AU fic. Shikamaru, Temari, Kiba and Secchan OC take the incredibly crowded train to work. Interesting and amusing situations occur. No real plot, it's more like a interaction Rated M because I'm incredibly paranoid.shikaTema; KibaOC

Sequel to Crying: It's 15 years after Crying, and it looks like Kaori might have a boyfriend. But that's not the whole premise of the story. I really have no idea what to say for the summary, except that you won't be disappointed. Rated M just to be safe.

Sequel to teasing: Anko has moved in with Kakashi, and is in a foul mood. This causes a little strain, but everything is sorted out in the end. Rated M for swearing, of whihch there is a fair amount.

Sequel to Waking : Anko visits Kakashi at the training grounds. By the time the kids are dismissed, they are well and truly traumatised due to... things that were said. Yeah. Rated M cos I'm paranoid.

Holland stealth paint Batman. And two very hysterical girls. It's just a bit of fun. I think we might have been high. No clue on what, though. Don't think we had enough oxygen in our brains. Talking too much.

When Shikamaru is told to escort Temari to a formal event, all he can think of is going home and to sleep- but Temari as other plans, as he finds out...

A bunch of Konoha shinobi decide to question Shikamaru and Temari as to the exact nature of their relationship, with some results they did not expect.

Anko is not a morning person, and Kakashi is sent to wake her up. But maybe this morning is different...

Kiba and Naruto decide to drop in on Shikamaru unannounced. What they then encounter surprises them very much....