I guess I should probably do some kind of introduction.

You can call me Yam. (I don't really know when you'd be talking to or about me, but if that ever happens, now you're prepared.) Yamazing, get it?

And, from now on, as I'm writing this, I plan to call all of you squirrels. Just because. That's What I do now.

I guess sometimes I create habits for myself because I feel like they're endearing (they might not be), so I just do them a lot, which is kind of cheating, but it works and who cares.

That's how squirrels came to be.

I like to read and write. A lot. Yeah.

The two fandoms I have plans for writing about right now are Harry Potter and Hamilton. In these, my main ships are drarry and lams.

Update: I've now published a one-shot for Fairy Tail (Gruvia) and I might do some Eren x Levi in the future, or other anime stuff.

Another update: I'm mad enough at the fact (SPOILERS AHEAD IN THIS PARAGRAPH FROM HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD BEWARE) that Scorpius and Albus never got together in the book, so I might just write some fanfiction for that too. Man, it sucks that having a same-sex couple in normal books is considered "daring" or "unconventional" or whatever. They had serious chemistry! Really! And I hated the whole Rose x Scorpius thing! With a fiery passion! Please tell me people agree.

If you like my writing, tell me (and if you don't, still tell me. In a constructive way, if you would) I always find it interesting to see what people that don't know me think of my writing.

Also, uh, you should read my stuff. That'd be cool.

Ahem... Can you find the odd fic out? The answer is in the next paragraph...

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY NOW, BEFORE I GO AWAY. FOR A WHILE, I WAS PUBLISHING ON x/x, y/y, etc. (6/6, 7/7, and 8/8 so far) BUT THEN I FORGOT TO PUBLISH ON 9/9 AND INSTEAD I JUST PUBLISHED (BEFORE WRITING THIS) ON 9/13 SO JUST PLEASE APPRECIATE THAT I TRIED AND I'M SORRY HOW ANNOYING THIS MUST BE TO ANY PEOPLE WHO LIKE THE PATTERN. I LIKED IT. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. I'M SAD IT DIED, BUT SO LIFE GOES, ALBEIT SADLY. ANYWAYS

I wonder if that was long enough... Eh, I'm happy with it.

Sooo...

Byeeeeee...eeeee...ee...e *fades of into the distance, as the e's get smaller and eventually just turn into these: ... just use your imagination*