Castellohide bio
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 Author has written 24 stories for Cats, Spider-Man, Web Shows, Psych, Battle Creek, Person of Interest, Teen Wolf, Father Brown Mysteries, Walking Dead, Gotham, Descendants, 2015, Get Smart, Be More Chill, Office, and Deadpool. Well, this is my newest account. My old one, FurtherAway, unfortunately met with a tragic accident when I lost the email and password I used for it. Sucks. I also have an account over on Archive of Our Own (pen name; Castello). I tend to update there first because I like their layout more than FF but I always try to post everything here too. If you're waiting on a particular story, check there just in case. Sometimes I forgot to add something over here after I've posted it there. Anyway, I write for everything. Really, I don't have a lot of boundaries when it comes to shippings. Musicals, Tv shows, Books, Plays, Games, Manga, Cartoons, Movies, YouTubers. I ship it all. No hands barred. If you don't have a problem with that, great! We're gonna get along well. I really have a problem though... I'll stumble over ships and be writing for the pair within a week... I get very easily drawn into a coupling I like so my fics are everywhere. I don't write for just one thing. My updates aren't super consistent, but I try. "This is not a job, just an uberly satisfying hobby" -LovelyFangirls So, I can't promise to have story updates out every other day, as it's a bit of an unrealistic expectation with all I cram into a day, but I'll do my best. I'm not going to spam you with any quotes I like or those weird copy and paste things everyone and their mother seem to have all over their profiles, but I do support almost all of the ones I've seen. Just don't feel like exposing you all to more of it. I hope you enjoy my stories, and feel free to review. Please. It makes me feel gooey inside. I am ALWAYS being struck with new inspiration and so I might have a number of stories going at one time, fair warning. That can sometimes lead to slow updates too... I am a beta, but my beta profile is currently on hiatus. I'm focusing more on school and my own writing right now rather than beta-ing. |
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King On A Pirate's Isle by WordsAblaze reviews
Ben had expected a lot of things from the island, but finding love hadn't been one of them. What would happen if things had gone a little differently? A BenxHarry story...
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 10/24/2017 - [Ben/Prince, Harry H.] Uma
Exposed and Blank Eyes by SkullszEyes reviews
The Scarecrow was meant to watch over The Penguin's shipments, expect a group decided to interrupt that. The Scarecrow wants vengeance before The Penguin takes it out on him.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/3/2018 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis Tetch/The Mad Hatter] O. Cobblepot/The Penguin - Complete
Cartridge by LovelyFangirls reviews
Some Demons go looking for a good sense of blasphemy, what better than two demon buddies deciding to get themselves a couple of angels? An heir born of demon and angel? Ooh sweet sickness. Falling in love however, that was never part of the plan, especially with a male. M for gore, violence, sex, language. Note:NOT MPreg Demon!Dean/Angel!Cas. Demon!Sam/Angel!Gabe. Demon!Benny/OC.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Sam W., Gabriel]
I Just Remembered by LovelyFangirls reviews
I don't know where I am, or for that matter, WHO I am... All I can really remember is the boy that found me. He took me home and tended to my injuries, but I don't even know where to begin. MERTHUR! Rating subject to change as well. There is semi slow build up (in case you don't enjoy that) (AN: Yes, Merlin has magic but it shows up later in the story)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,852 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Merlin, Arthur] Hunith, William
Tall Tales by Twilight684 reviews
On a job quite unusual even for them, Sam finds himself falling for the odd yet charming janitor at Crawford Hall. What happens when Sam finds out the man isn't really what he appears to be? My take on what should have happened during season 2 ep. 15 Tall Tales. SamxGabriel - don't like don't read. You've been warned.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,485 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] Dean W. - Complete
Home is Where the Hair Is by trixietru reviews
When Lassiter returns from an undercover assignment, he's sporting an exciting new look.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2015 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
Order Up by AngelZ Of DarKness reviews
Edd's father decides its best for him to learn responsibility through a job at a restaurant . If only his father knew how bad it really was. To make matters worse, his middle school bully decided to become a regular customer.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,453 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Bad Intentions, Good Taste by Pandasushiroll reviews
Felix's name on Peter's tongue is...quite lovely if he's being honest, and he decides in that moment that Peter is quite attractive for being a total asshole.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Felix, Peter Pan - Complete
Snowballs and Wings by LovelyFangirls reviews
Dean's not really a Christmas kind of guy, but Sammy's got different ideas that involve snowball fights, angels, hot cocoa, and some warm and fuzzy, by-the-fire cuddles. An official farewell to the Christmas season, it will be missed. T-T K(plus) for some choice language, but nothing you wouldn't hear on the show.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Gabriel, Sam W.] - Complete
I'm Santa Baby by LovelyFangirls reviews
A little Christmas smut Oneshot to celebrate the season. Sabriel with sexy Santa costumes, Christmas presents, and Sam tied up with pretty, red, Christmas bows. There's some Destiel in there too if you reeeeally squint. Happy holidays ;)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] - Complete
Roar by Dr. Kaitie Holmes reviews
Castiel and Dean are set to get married, but something has taken Castiel. Dean makes it his life's mission to seek out whatever took his fiancé-no matter the cost. Human!Cas, Destiel. Rated M for future activities.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Growing Old Together by LovelyFangirls reviews
Dean and Castiel are married, but something is wrong. The fight against the supernatural is supposed to be over... right? Destiel one-shot Established marriage. K(plus) for some language and light sexual references. Plus that kiss scene... ;)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Dining with the Devil by MadWithMusic reviews
While up at bible camp, love sprouts between two young boys and they are forced to keep their relationship secret from even their closest friends and family in fear of being disowned for being anything but straight. They're left with only each other to trust as they struggle with the constant bashing of gay relationships in their families and churches. Rating may/may not go up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Holy Hell in a motel by the Demon Fox reviews
What happens when Sam leaves a demon Dean and angel Cas alone in a room? Holy hell
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Here to Tease by angelaofthelord reviews
Castiel, notoriously shy, and more recently, hermit is dragged out to a strip club by his brother Gabriel. It's there he meets a stripper named Dean and his life takes a interesting turn. Also eventual Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ember In The Dark by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
Warren quickly learns that he won't easily be able to get rid of Will when he takes him home one night after finding him hurting in a dark alley. Requested by 'Loveless fangirl'. Rated M for UNCONSENTED INTIMACY, CURSING, SLASHY LEMON and DARK THEMES.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,988 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
The Strange Good Girl by LadyVoorhees reviews
A girl moves into a cabin near the lake and gets revenge on her 'friends'. Jason finds her and doesn't know what to make of it. Takes place after the new F13th film. Jason/OC, Hurt/Comfort, AU, Lemon, Horror, Romance
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,741 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
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Belle of the Ball reviews
Jim gets stuck babysitting his nephew at a LARPing convention. Apparently Dwight LARPs in dresses. Things get out of hand.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16 - [Jim H., Dwight S.] - Complete
Until the Seaweed Wraps Around Your Ankles reviews
Uma is now a student of Auradon Prep, much to the dismay of most of its students. New friendships are made, others destroyed. Ben and Harry have to work around Ben becoming king and Harry being the new captain of what was once Uma's ship, as well as a very angry Uma now wandering their once peaceful halls. SEQUEL TO PRINCE IN PIECES
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 7/27/2018 - [Ben/Prince, Harry H.] Mal, Uma
Nice Day for a White Wedding reviews
"Each of these notorious criminals will be wed to an upstanding citizen of Gotham in the hopes of rehabilitation. There will be precautions set in place to prevent harm to the spouse and any criminal escapees. The court reconvenes in exactly one year from today, right here, to discuss their progress. Until then, God bless these brave citizens, and good luck to them. Mazel tov!"
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/12/2019 - Published: 12/23/2018 - [J. Gordon, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin] [Jeremiah V./The Joker, Bruce W./Batman]
Daddy Keep Me reviews
Jack has never had a Daddy. He's spent time at local munches and even visited a couple play parties, but never found someone he trusted enough to be little in front of. When Mark stumbles over Jack while he's immersed in little space, things get complicated. It's a difficult thing to explain to someone who's never seen it, after all. Featuring Little!Jack!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 6/1/2018 - [Markiplier, Jacksepticeye]
Accessories Sold Separately reviews
The company that created the squip starts selling hollow bodies for the squip to inhabit (within a five foot radius of the host). They're ridiculously expensive, 'anatomically correct' and probably dangerous if misused... so of course, Jeremy buys one. Totally not for perverted reasons.
Be More Chill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/4/2018 - Published: 9/9/2018 - Complete
I'm Not A Heart Surgeon reviews
Jim keeps coming to the hospital with injuries and Mario is always the doctor on call. Crack ship post really, but the idea hit me so here we are. (BDSM relationship, unhealthy coping mechanisms, complicated relationships) Once again I'm upset with FF's limited character lists, but this is a Jim Gordon/Mario Falcone fic.
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,239 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2018 - Published: 7/30/2018 - J. Gordon, C. Falcone, Leslie T. - Complete
Birds of a Feather (Flock Together) reviews
Set around S4E11 Oswald becomes Jerome's... whatever while sat in Arkham. He's working on getting over Ed and moving on with his life, but his eyes catch sight of those annoyingly charming glasses and he realizes Ed is now in Arkham too... because the last time they'd been locked up together had gone so well. (Love triangle, a little gory with some dark themes and smut)
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,950 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 6/24/2018 - [O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, Edward N./The Riddler] Jerome V./The Joker - Complete
Symbiotic reviews
Symbiotic: Denoting a mutually beneficial relationship between different people or groups. A.k.a. Jervis does, in fact, know how to stop everyone from jumping off the roof in S4E13, and offers Jim a deal in exchange for the information. A very sinful deal. Dirty little ficlet, really. I swear the story is way better than my summary.
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2018 - [J. Gordon, Jervis Tetch/The Mad Hatter] - Complete
You Know Grundy? reviews
Butch remembers being Grundy. He remembers the relationship he had with Edward, and he hates how it's all changed. In the end... he was happier as Grundy. (Alternatively, the five times Grundy slept with Ed and the one time it was Butch)
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2018 - [Edward N./The Riddler, Butch G.] - Complete
Gut Feeling reviews
Sheriff Stilinski just wants a nice, relaxing night to himself. Of course, you can't really do much when there's a sex-crazed werewolf trotting down your door, now can you? Or - I was introduced to this pairing and I couldn't find enough fiction for it. So, here's one of those obligatory "sex pollen" kind of fics, with a twist of my own.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,553 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - [Sheriff Stilinski, Peter H.] [Derek H., Stiles S.] - Complete
Baise-moi reviews
"Do you think you'll remember this?" Jeremiah whispered into Oswald's ear, pressing in a fourth finger and thrusting hard enough to make Oswald tremble and the glasses on the table shake, "When you come here to work -when your clients come meet you- will you remember me fucking you into this table? Do you think they'd be able to smell just how horny remembering it makes you?"
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2018 - [Jeremiah V./The Joker, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin] - Complete
Sea Salt Chocolates reviews
A little peek into Harry and Ben's domestic bliss between Prince in Pieces and Until the Seaweed Wraps Around Your Ankles, but can be read as a stand alone. Inspired by an idea that came about in a conversation with NotThatLavigne in the comments on AO3 where Carlos and Harry are becoming friends and Carlos brings Harry sea salt chocolates all excitedly (like OMG).
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2018 - [Ben/Prince, Harry H.] [Carlos, Jay] - Complete
Prince in Pieces reviews
He'd always thought he'd present an Alpha. All the greatest kings were Alphas. His father told him he would present as an Alpha. Yet here was Ben, tied to a heavy barrel of potatoes in the brig, feeling the panic of his first heat with a hook-handed pirate staring at him like he'd grown a second head. "Oooohhh, Uma's going to have a field day with you, beasty boy."
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 7/1/2018 - [Ben/Prince, Harry H.] [Evie, Mal] - Complete
Stay Quiet
Control issues a new training session where agents must stay hidden for a full three hours and Max gets paired with agent 23, but he can't can't seem to keep silent. So 23 finds another way to shut him up. (Actually from the 2008 movie, but the movie doesn't have a category on FF and sadly the show doesn't have Agent 23's tag)
Get Smart - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2018 - [Max S./Agent 86, OC] - Complete
Surviving the Apocalypse as an Omega reviews
He should have kept an eye up, because the Alpha staring at him now, wide-eyed, looked ready to tackle him to the ground, and with a large pack behind him, Daryl knew he didn't have a chance to fight. "Shit. Is that-?" "That's an Omega!" (Canon typical violence, sex, and some language)
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 6/10/2018 - [Rick G., Daryl D.] Carl G., Judith G.
Hold On (I still love you) reviews
Oswald doesn't want revenge. He doesn't want to kill Ed for what he did to him. He still loves him; God help him, he still does. He wants to talk to him, try to work things out and maybe restore their friendship... but it doesn't go nearly as well as he had hoped. The fairy tales of Gotham scarcely ever have happy endings. (Warning for Dub-Con/non-con elements)
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2018 - [Edward N./The Riddler, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin] Ivy P./Poison Ivy - Complete
Thick as Thieves reviews
Dearest Flambeau, I commend your recent excapade and congratulate you on your winnings. Bring the king's jewel to the address enclosed tomorrow at 2:00 or your dear friend, Father Brown, will be delivered to the Kembleford police station with a bullet in his head and your handkerchief in his pocket. Cordially, your biggest fan.
Father Brown Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2018 - Complete
Unrealistic Expectations reviews
Sid catches up to Sullivan after it's discovered that he's going to be leaving kembleford. He's got a lot to say before the man up and disappears. A.K.A I'm really sorry to distract from the stories I'm already writing but I fell in love with this pairing and needed to write some smut... so here we are. Set after the events of S3E15 "The Owl of Minerva"
Father Brown Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2018 - Complete
A hundred times reviews
("Mr. Reese." he tried again, a more firm voice this time, "She said that I was your Eli. I feel this is a rather important discussion. At least, it seems to be, as it pertains to me.") While helping a number, Finch discovers what he really means to Reese.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2017 - [H. Finch, J. Reese] OC - Complete
Flowers and Chocolates (& Misunderstandings) reviews
Russ wakes up the morning after a crazy stag night, hung-over, grumpy, and wondering who the hell has sent Holly roses. Of course, Milt knows exactly what's going on. And of course, Russ doesn't want his help. He's got this. Except, the roses weren't for Holly. They're for Russ. (Rating for language and some VERY explicit content)
Battle Creek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 11/30/2016 - [Milt C., Russ A.] - Complete
Tacos, Spider-suits and Sex reviews
Deadpool and Spiderman have... an arrangement. One that involves a little sex and a lot of secrets. Peter was content with it, until he finds out that Deadpool's interested in getting to know the kid behind the mask. M for language and sex. LOTS of sex. Sort of graphic sex actually, in many locations and in a fair amount of different positions. Surely NOT for the weak of heart.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,182 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 4/23/2015 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W.] OC - Complete
Unmarked Bills reviews
Lassiter didn't want to be in the police auction. He didn't want to dance on stage without a shirt and he certainly didn't want some random stranger to bid for his time. However, for the sake of new guns around the department, he just might. Too bad he's a little too uncomfortably familiar with his mystery bidder.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 11/6/2015 - [Shawn S., Carlton L.] Juliet oH.
Contagious (Re-uploaded) reviews
Tugger is a pirate, living with his adored captain at sea. A mysterious woman finds her way onto the ship, an equally mysterious little kitten at her side. Tugger is more then pleased with this new development, but can't shake the nagging feeling something worse is underway. And yes, there are some OC humans involved, but its mainly focused on the cats. (NOW M)
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 4/14/2015 - [Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger] Macavity, OC
Invasion reviews
Yamimash thinks that opening his relationship with Mark to the public will be great... until it isn't. Or the one where Mark doesn't want to break up, and decides to convince Yami in a rather... sexy way.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [Yamimash, Markiplier] - Complete
