![]() Author has written 46 stories for NCIS, Torchwood, and Supernatural. Sup, bitches! My name's Haley. I live in Arizona and I'm 14 and in high-school. I'm on Tumblr a little too often. And it's the psychopathic fandom side of Tumblr, not inspirational quotes and Starbucks. I don't go anywhere without my laptop and iPod either. Random Shit about Me: Freier Falling is the only movie that has made me cry at the end. I swear to god, that movie was made by Satan himself. I wish I'd never watched it. It was just so great. Click me to have your heart torn out by Wolverine! :D (I only bulleted this first because that's how much it impacted my life.) My favorite color is blue. I get Subways everyday and all the employees at the place know me by name and we're good friends. I have bleach blonde hair. I have blue-ish gray-ish eyes I'm adopted I'm the 10th of 10 kids. I'm the only adopted one. Biologically, I'm the first of 3rd, but I don't live with them. Hence the adoption thing. I skipped a grade. I'm online schooled I spend too much time on my laptop and fangirling I seriously consider taking up alcoholism In 3rd grade a kid got a restraining order against me I have a fuckton of health problems. I listen to music way too much. I can speak some spanish, Arabic, and Mandarin chinese. But not really. I failed my classes for a reason. I'm learning French at the moment. I can play piano, sing, play guitar, and do a really shitty job at the Viola. If anyone wants to kidnap me and take me to SDCC this year, feel free to. :)My current fandoms: Supernatural Doctor Who Sherlock Dexter Torchwood Once Upon a Time Buffy the Vampire Slayer In Season 3 of Breaking Bad NCIS Burn NoticeP.S. If anyone has any shows they think I'd like, feel free to PM me about them. P.P.S. If anyone has any requests for fics, again, feel free to PM me about them. I always respond to PM's the second I read them. Tumblr: http:/// Salute to Supernatural Dallas Con 2014 As some of you may know, I will be attending Dallas Con 2014. I will be there all three days and I have preferred seating, so I will have reserved seats each day. I know it's like way off in September and stuff, but tickets sell fast. I would know. I've failed at getting tickets for a few cons before, i.e. Burbank, Vegas, San Diego. Anyways, so if you're going, feel free to PM me about it. Like if you wanted to know which seats I have or what photo ops I'm doing or whatever activities I will be attending (i.e. Karaoke Kings, Celeberity Cabaret) shit like that. But I'm super psyched for it and my mom is mentally scolding herself for marrying a man who sends her on all these vacations with me she doesn't want, while he sits at home marathoning football and eating donuts. But back to my original point, if anyone would like to ask me crap, hit me up, yo. I'd prefer if you weren't out to murder me, but if you are, please wait until after the con. (: Salute to Supernatural Vegas Con 2015 As some of you may also know, I will be chilling around at Vegas Con 2015. (What the hell? Who sells tickets 10 months ahead of a con? smh.) I'm going alone this time, because I only had the money for 1 ticket. My dad made me pay this time since I bought the gold package ticket which holy fuck most of them were sold out 30 minutes after they went on sale. Motherfucker... but yeah, so I literally got on the floor and dumped my wallet out in front of him and then ran around the house trying to scramble up $8.63 to meet the halfway mark. Ugh. The things I do for Supernatural... WORTH IT. I just want to give a HUGE thank-you to all of those who favorited me, follow me, private message me, write reviews and give me feedback. All your support encourages me to keep writing! Uploading Info: I use Microsoft Word for Mac Office or OpenOffice to write everything. I write any chance I get throughout the day, but only get 3-4 pages done. I do most of my writing at 12AM - 3AM MST I have a goal to do one upload a night. I do not plan on uploading any M content, but hey, shit happens. Hot, sexy shit give or take. Pairings: ALL TIME OTP'S: MISHAFFE AND QUISHA AND PENISHA Dean x Castiel (SPN) Dean x Jo (SPN) Dean x Lisa (SPN) Crowley x Kevin (SPN) Charlie x Dorothy (SPN) Sam x Lucifer (SPN) Sam x Crowley (SPN) Ellen x Bobby (SPN) 10 x Rose (DW) 9 x Rose (DW) 10 x Jack (DW) 9 x Jack (DW) 11 x River (DW) 11 x Amy (DW) John x Sherlock (SH) Jack x Ianto (TW) Jack x Gwen (TW) Owen x Tosh (TW) Emma x Hook (OUAT) Belle x Gold/Rumplestilkskin (UOAT) Show x Charming (OUAT) Dexter x Debra (DEX) Dexter x Rita (DEX) Debra x Lundy (DEX) Batista x LaGuerta (DEX) Buffy x Giles (BTVS) Buffy x Angel (BTVS) Xander x Anya (BTVS) Willow x Oz (BTVS) Jenny x Giles (BTVS) Buffy x Riley (BTVS)Number your 12 fav characters from your fav fandom (In no order) and answer the questions!! Fandom: Supernatural 1. Cas 2. Lucifer 3. Souless Sam (Hopefully this counts because he was the shit) 4. Dean 5. Gabriel 6. Balthazar 7. Sam 8. Bobby 9. Crowley 10. Death 11. Ash 12. Cain 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Balthazar/Ash? Hell no. 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Dean? Hot? FUCK YEAH. I have him on a body pillow. (I'm not kidding) 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Cain gets Bobby pregnant? Assuming mpreg is a thing, I assume hell would rain down. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Crowley? Of course! Hell, I've wrote a fic involving him. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Would Lucifer and Sam make a good couple? IMO, FUCK YES! I ship Samifer so hard. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Gabriel/Death or Gabriel/Crowley. I'd have to say Gabe/Death just because I think they'd both enjoy a good pizza together. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Sam walking in on Lucifer and Cain having sex? I'd say he wouldn't be too surprised. I mean, Cain and Lucifer, but then again, I don't think they get along too well. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic? Soulless Sam and Death? When Death retrieves Sam's soul from the cage, apparently he touches a deeper part of Sam and they instantly connect. (Did I really just write that? God...) 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Cas and Bobby? Probably. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Sam and Cain? Brotherly Ties. (Because they're both worried about Dean or something) 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Dean to Deflower Cas? Pick one of my fics. Any of my fics. I dare you. Although a scenario where it would work with the canon timeline, would probably be that Dean was drunk and horny and Cas wasn't sure what Dean was asking for until Dean just kind of jumped him. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I'm sure people do, but I personally haven't seen any or know anyone that does. 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I don't have friends, okay. Stop mocking me. But expanding that to anyone I know, then no. No one doodles Ash. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Luci/Dean/Gabriel. I don't think anyone I know would, but that doesn't sound like a bad ship. I mean I already ship Luci/Gabriel and Gabriel/Dean, so just combine them in a threeway sandwhich. 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Oh Chicago Pizza! 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Soul for Sale by Simon Curtis. (It's secretly my Crobby song) 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Cas/Balthazar/Cain? A warning? Assuming this is a smut fic, a warning would probably be tons of kink. I mean, they all have powers of some sort. That outta get fun. 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Death - Lucifer. "I hope there's room for three in this cage because... I don't fucking know... 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Ash describing Luci/Bobby? Assuming it's a shipping relationship, I think he'd describe it as some 'Weird shit, man. Weird shit...' 20) How emo is Seven? How emo is Sam? Idk. Depends on what you consider emo and what time in the canon timeline it is. I mean a lot of the time he's just wishing to die or pissed because someone saved his life. As of July 30th, 2013, I will be able to be a Beta-reader! :) Yay for edits! AWWWWW YEEEAAAAHHHH | |||||||
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