![]() Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Doctor Who, and Supernatural. Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doc for ditching her and 'palming her off on a copy of himself.' If this statements makes you very, very angry, join the club! (and copy this into your profile!) First name: Kristen Middle name: Marie Books: Twilight saga, Maximum Ride series, Vampire Academy series, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians! They are awesome and I love them. I am Team Jasper, Fang, Adrian, and Percy! T.V. Shows: Doctor Who is my all time favorite show. I believe that the Doctor and Rose are meant to be together and I cried twice on Doomsday and anytime the Doctor mentions her I cry, because they belong together. I'm positive that I love this show as much as I love Twilight. And the 10th Doctor is my favorite, I love David Tennant! (If your not familiar with the show then in HP 4 he plays as Barty Crouch Jr) Because of this show Gallifrey is my favorite planet and I love trying to say that planet where the slitheens are from: Raxacoricofallapatorius (I have now conquered how to say this!!) The new series is good too, Matt Smith does a great job but David Tennant is still my Doctor and that won't change.(I have my hopes up that Rose will return, I know I'm crazy and it probably won't happen but a girl can dream). Amy and Rory are amazing together Torchwood is a pretty amazing show too. I have no idea why but I really love the pairing of Gwen and Owen, there's just something about it that captivates me. Don't get me wrong I also love Rhys and Gwen too, just maybe not as much. And now after watching Something Borrowed I love Jack/Gwen, I can't believe I didn't notice before that Gwen loved Jack and then they almost kissed (even though it really wasn't him) and then when they danced... Owen's my favorite character because I love his smart-alec personality and I cried so much when he died (for the final time). Jack would defiantly be my next favorite. I have also watched the Sarah Jane Adventures and it's good too. My favorite character is Luke, I absolutely love him and am sad that in the first episode in the next series he will be leaving. I bet I'll cry when that happens, even though he's only going to collage. I love the episode when the Doctor came in and in the next series how the Doctor will be back, unfortunately it will be Matt Smith and not David Tennant. RIP Elisabeth Sladen aka Sarah Jane. We all miss you and the wonderful show that you gave us.
Songs: Movies: Random things about ME: I can speak a little French (not that good. only what the high school teaches me lol) and I want to visit France and Britain when I'm older. I'm in 12th grade. I can play a little guitar and I love to read and write. I am 19 years old and I was born July 1st. I have 6 sisters and 4 brothers. I am the oldest of them all. Yay! I love to play volleyball and hanging out with my friends. I love writing stories on here. And I am VERY spontaneous, but hey that's just me and my personality and I love it. I can also be serious and tough if I need to be. I am very protective over my family and friends. You mess with any of them, your messing with me...Other than that I am a really nice and caring person lol. Me and my friends have some pretty crazy times. Like me and my friend Brittany have started our own random website: superawesomewebsite (.) wetpaint (.) com if you ever got time check it out! Random stuff from profiles! IF YOU THINK THAT DAVID TENNANT IS GOD'S GIFT TO WOMAN KIND, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE! AND GET IN LINE, AND HANDS-OFF TOO, THAT MAN'S MINE!
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If you truly believe, there is a Jasper Hale or Emmett Cullen or Edward Cullen somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same) copy this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you're a proud obsessed and love-struck fan-girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile. If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx Yours for all Eternity, CharmingAndInsane,EdwardCullenLoverHot, horlo246, jazmine8448 WHY I SHIP DESTIEL (FOREVER AND ALWAYS) Because Castiel gripped Dean tight and raised him from perdition. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye". Now you have 2 choices; 1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry" 2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ... Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! Beaten:My name is Tiffany. I am three, My eyes are swollen. I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Dean/Owen No I have not and don't plan to. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Hot as hell! I love Jasper 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Sam got Rose pregnant? I would wonder how that happened. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Gwen, yes 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Castiel/Dean Hell yeah, I support Destiel all the way :D 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? 11/ Gwen or 11/Jack. I have no idea. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Amy walked in on Castiel and Sam, she would back out slowly with a shocked look on her face. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Rory/Jack I would hope this would never happen but... When the Doctor takes Rory and Amy to see Torchwood Jack 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Yes and I have written some of that fluff 10/Rose belong together. 10. Suggest a title and summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Amy/Sam Got nothing 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Not sure. 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I don't think so but I would defiantly want a copy of the drawing and read the story, I love Owen 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Castiel/Jasper/11 I don't think so. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I Got a Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor). For how much she loves the Doctor 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 10/Dean/Sam Warning: Do not consume drinks while reading this. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? The Eleventh Doctor, earlier today. 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). The Doctor(10) and Amy are in a happy relationship until Gwen runs off with Jasper. The Doctor(10), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Owen and a brief unhappy affair with Sam. Then follows the wise advice of the Doctor(11) and finds true love with Rory. No no no no no! That is completely and utterly wrong! What title would you give this fic? Never would happen, sorry can't give you a title for that is wrong! 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME: 1. The Doctor (10) 2. Rose Tyler 3. Donna Noble 4. Captain Jack Harkness 5. Martha Jones 6. Gwen Copper 7. Owen Harper 8. Tosh Sato 9. Ianto Jones 10. Kali Tyler (OC) Then ask the following questions What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? I wouldn't mind because it probably would mean that we were going on an adventure Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Yell and ask her why she's in there Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? That really wouldn't surprise me and I would be happy for both of them and plan their wedding Number 5 cooked you dinner? Thank her, I suppose Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? I would have to ask her if we took some retcon as an explanation for that one Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? That would be the best thing ever he is awesome Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Run to the hospital and make sure she'd okay! Number 9 made fun of your friends? That's not a very Ianto thing to do but I would be have some strong words with him Number 10 ignored you all the time? I would be having some strong words with her too Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Save me with his Time Lord heroic abilities, namely his sonic screwdriver, TARDIS, and brains, oh and good looks You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Rush me into the TARDIS infirmary or the nearest hospital if the TARDIS is far away It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? I honestly have no idea You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Save me, duh ;) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Try to talk me out of it, I hope You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: Well since I don't swing that way I wouldn't, but he would probably stop it from happening since she's his daughter You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? By taking me to anywhere I feel in the mood for at the time You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? By giving me awesome alien technology to win (probably not but eh...) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Say stupid things to make me laugh even harder Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because he is the best being in the entire universe, and honestly, who wouldn't? Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Knock some sense into her because Rose belongs with the Doctor and that will never change You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? Again I don't swing that way, but I am positive I would get along with her grandfather, not so much her mother Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? I most certainly hope not Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Yell at her about how she could do the to Rhys (Even of I think she should be with Jack) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? He thinks it looks good Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? That that'll never happen because she's smart and will find the one right person Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? I would tell him nicely that I'm not interested in him that way and them give him Jack's e-mail You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? I would flip out since Kali is the Doctor's daughter You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Donna would be trying to get with Jack and he would be struggling to get away from her Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Definitely not, the Doctor is Rose's soul mate Would 2 trust 5? Maybe Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? She would blush 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? Something to do with Science If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? No idea 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? They already did, sort of, Torchwood. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Probably 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Gwen is already married 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Captain Jack Harkness 1 accidentally kicked 10? She might yell at me and think I did it on purpose 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? Be confused as heck and not understand a word 5 and 6 did a workout together? Guess it could happen 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Probably a mistake on my part 7 won the lottery? Hopefully he would share it with me but most likely not 8 had quite a big secret? I'd find out somehow 9 became a singer? No comment 10 got a daughter? Hopefully not at her current age, maybe when she's older What would 1 think of 2? That he loves her but won't admit it How would 3 greet 4? "Hi, now will you hug me?" What would 4 envy about 5? Not a clue What dream would 5 have about 6? She wouldn't What do 6 and 7 have in common? They get very annoyed with Jack What would make 7 angry at 8? If she kept pestering him to go out Where would 8 meet 9? At the Torchwood hub What would 9 never dare to tell 10? Not sure but it'd probably be something to do with Jack What would make 10 scared of 1? If he turned into an actual father and did things like ground her Is 3 Gay? As is happy? Probably Another one List your top twelve favorite Doctor Who in no particular order: (The comments in italics brackets further down are my personal thoughts). 1. Tenth Doctor 2. Rose Tyler 3. Eleventh Doctor 4. Captain Jack Harkness 5. Rory Williams 6. Amy Pond 7. Donna Noble 8. Martha Jones 9. Sarah Jane Smith 10. Ninth Doctor 11. River Song 12. Mickey Smith Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before? Rory/River, nope and I don't intend to. Do you think three is hot? Eleven? Yes, extremely so ;) What would happen if twelve got one pregnant? If Mickey got Ten pregnant? I'd be concerned. Do you remember any good fics about nine? Sarah Jane, no. Would seven and two make a good couple? Donna/Rose, I'm gonna say no, Rose belongs only to the Doctor. Four/Eight or Four/Five? Jack/Martha or Jack/Rory, I'm gonna have to say Jack/Martha What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship? If Donna found Eleven and Martha in a relationship? I would hope that she would yell at them both because that ain't ever gonna happen. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic Amy has found out about Rose from the Doctor. When the TARDIS flies off course and lands in the parallel universe or more specifically Pete's World, Amy finds Rose and tells her who she is and that the Doctor's here, only one problem, what about the Metacrisis Doctor? Now it's up to Amy to get Rose and the Doctor, the real Doctor, together. Okay that's more of a 11/Rose but that couldn't be helped ;) Has there been a one/eight fluff? Ten and Martha, yes unfortunately, and I don't agree with it. Are there any story on your list about eleven? River, um no I hate her. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2. Ten and Donna are in a happy relationship until Sarah Jane runs off with Donna. Ten, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with River and a brief unhappy affair with Mickey, then follows the wise advice of Rory and finds true love with Rose. The only part that would ever be true, that I would agree with, would be Rory giving Ten advice and finding true love with Rose, since they are meant to be. Title/Warning for above fic? Extremely OOC 5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship. Rory, Jack, Donna, Ten, and Eleven are playing truth or dare. Rory asks Donna, and Donna says truth. Rory asks Donna who she loves and Donna, after some prodding from Eleven, confessed their true love for Jack. Jack does not share the same feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Eleven. Donna is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Ten while Eleven and Jack run into the sunset together. However, Rory is secretly in love with Ten and becomes jealous of Donna, who after the comfort with Ten, becomes in a relationship with Ten, and so Rory decides to murder Donna but, is stopped by the time the police officer Sarah Jane and is sent to prison, allowing Ten and Donna to continue their relationship. Um. I got nothin' to say about that one lol Title/Warning for above Love is a Mess. Mild slash, and a whole lot of craziness. Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic. Ten/River. Eww for one but, Don't Leave? I guess I don't know that's just... What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? If Jack wanted to seduce Ten? Jack takes the Doctor to a bar and get him to drink a couple hyper vodka's and once the Doctor is drunk Jack lures him back to the TARDIS... and well I'll leave the rest to your guys' imagination ;) Do any of your friends read seven/nine? Donna/Sarah Jane? Not that I know of. If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use? Mickey, hmm, Just To See You Smile by Tim McGraw. 6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever. Amy, Eleven, Jack and River are at a bar when Eleven makes a drunken confession that he is in love with Ten. Amy is secretly in love with Eleven and plots to abduct Eleven to keep him from Ten, but is stopped by Jack and River. However, Amy is so crazed at this point that she needs constant watching to make sure she doesn't go after Eleven again, and Jack and River volunteer to do this. As they work together, Jack and River develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Amy escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Eleven and Ten from untimely deaths, Donna magically appears and vanquishes Amy forever. Well I find that Eleven and Ten being in love would never happen because they are the same person, I wonder if that's like incest, hmm something to think about. The rest I could see though. Title/Warnings for the above fic? On the Run. Do not drink anything while reading this fic. How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2? How would Martha react if she found out that Jack and Sarah Jane were meeting for a threesome with Rose? She would be shocked and disgusted at Sarah Jane and Rose but not so surprised about Jack being involved. Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction? Amy sees Sarah Jane naked? She would just apologize then leave. Would 12&6 make a good couple? Mickey and Amy, nah. What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky? If I found Ten and Jack in a closet with a rubber ducky? I would laugh at them then ask what they were doing, then laugh some more. 3 kills 7, what does 3 say? Eleven kills Donna? "I'm sorry but it's the only way to keep you from remembering." Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story Martha/Sarah Jane. I'm drawing a blank here. What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4? Mickey to pick up Jack. "Wanna get a pizza?" 3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do? Eleven finds Jack and Donna kissing, what would he do? Eleven would ask Jack "Do you have to do that with everything that moves?" You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do? 1. Help him find what he is looking for and then go fight aliens with him. 2. Push him in further and then get in too before closing the door ;) By the way, I set you up on a date with 2. With Rose? Only as friends I hope, but she's awesome. 7 Things I Hate About Everyone 19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 79 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "'Yeah.' It was almost automatic for me to clutch the neck of my..."-Tempted By: P.C. and Kristin Cast 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My blanket 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Doctor Who, The Impossible Astronaut. What an amazing season premiere. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 7:00 pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7:33 pm 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My sisters talking 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? A few hours ago. I was playing softball with my sisters. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My story 9. What are you wearing? My 2012 (It Ends With Us) class t-shirt and a pair of blue jeans and socks. 10. Did you dream last night? Yes, about the Silence *shivers, which had to do with watching the season premiere of Doctor Who last night. 11. When did you last laugh? A while ago when my dad tickled me. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A mirror, a white bored, and some Doctor Who posters. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Besides on Doctor Who, I don't think so 14. What do you think of this quiz? A time killer 15. What is the last film you saw? The Day The Earth Stopped 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I would buy a whole lotta books and go and get a personal tour in the UK of Doctor Who and maybe Torchwood, 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I once got bit by a pig. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would want for me and all my friends to meet all the awesome famous people 19. Do you like to dance? Not really I am not good at it I suck : ( 20. Barack Obama? No comment 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Maximum or Jazmine 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jasper, Cody, Owen or Danny. 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? No One bright morning... One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me. Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies… Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. Rest In Peace, my old friend. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' . . . Furbies You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. RULES: 1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle. 1. What would you say about your boyfriend? 2.What is the first thing you say in the morning? 3. Your teacher is... 4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? 5. How would you describe your next door neighbors? 6. What would your Best Friend say about you? 7. How do you feel right now? 8.What's on your bedside table right now? 9.What did you do when you woke up this morning? 10. When you open your wardrobe you see... 11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? 12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called? 13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? 14. Your life's theme song? 15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? 16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be? 17. Your motto is.. 18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy... 19. What did you dream about tonight? 20. Any last words? Another One: Turn your iPod/mp3 onto shuffle and write down each song as the answer to the questions in succession. NO CHEATING!! Put any comments in brackets =D 1. How am I feeling today? Give It All We Got Tonight by George Strait 2. Will I get far in life? Don't Take The Girl by Tim McGraw 3. How do my friends see me? More Than Miles by Brantley Gilbert 4. Where will I get married? Southern Comfort Zone by Brad Paisley 5. What is my best friend's theme song? Walking Contradiction by James Wesley 6. What is the story of my life? I Love The Way You Love Me by John Michael Montgomery 7. What is high school like? Night Train by Jason Aldean 8. How can I get ahead in life? Jesus Take The Wheel by Carrie Underwood 9. What is the best thing about me? Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off by Joe Nichols 10. How is today going to be? Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood 11. What is in store for this weekend? These Are My People by Rodney Adkins 12. What song describes my parents? Beat This Summer by Brad Paisley 13. My grandparents? Tip It On Back by Dierks Bentley 14. How is my life going? Summer Nights by Rascal Flatts 15. What song will they play at my funeral? That Ain't My Truck by Rhett Akins 16. How does the world see me? Hillbilly Stomp by Kid Rock (Umm no comment) 18. What do my friends really think of me? Where The Blacktop Ends by Keith Urban 19. Do people secretly lust after me? I Can Still Feel You by Collin Raye 20. How can I make myself happy? Somethin' 'Bout A Truck by Kip Moore 21. What should I do with my life? Wanted by Hunter Hayes 22. Will I ever have children? Here Comes Goodbye by Rascal Flatts 23. What is some good advice for me? My Give A Damn's Busted by Jo Dee Messina (Could be, yeah) 25. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Startin' With Me by Jake Owen 26. What sort of guys/girls do you like? Rock This Country by Shania Twain (Doesn't make sense) WHAT WAS YOUR 1. Last beverage: Fruit Punch Soda 2. Last phone call: Amato's (Work) 3. Last text message sent: O I see... 4. Last song you listened to: Remind Me by Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood 5. Last time you cried: Two days ago HAVE YOU EVER 6. Dated someone twice: No 7. Been cheated on: No 8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No 9. Lost someone special: No 10. Been depressed: Yes 11. Been drunk and threw up: No LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS 12. First: Blue 13. Second: Pink 14. Third: Don't have a third THIS YEAR HAVE YOU 15. Made a new friend: Yes 16. Fallen out of love: No 17. Laughed until you cried: Yes 18. Met someone who changed you: Yes 19. Found out who your true friends were: Some 20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes 21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Yes 22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Most 23. How many kids do you want: 3 or 4 24. Do you have any pets: Nope 25. Do you want to change your name: Yes 26. What did you get for your last birthday: A new stereo for my truck and a ring with my name engraved on it. 27. What time did you wake up today: 6:20 28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping 30. Last time you saw your Mother: My real mom, about a month ago. My step mom, this morning. 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I'd rather not say 32. What are you listening to right now: Bait A Hook by Justin Moore 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yup 34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: No-one right now... 35. Most visited webpage: FanFiction 36. Whats your real name: Kristen Marie 37. Nicknames: Krissy, by my Mimi and Papa, but I hate it. I'm not a nickname person 38. Relationship Status: Single 39. Zodiac sign: Cancer 40. Male or female: Female 41. Primary School: Classified 42. Secondary School: Classified 43. High school/college: Classified 44. Hair color: Brown 45. Long or short hair: Long 46. Height: 5'4" 47. Do you have a crush on someone: Well a new guy that I work with is pretty hot, his name is Derek 48: What do you like about yourself: Ummmm 49. Piercings: Ears and Cartilage 50. Tatoos: None yet 51. Righty or lefty: Righty FIRSTS 52. First kiss: Jonathan 53. First piercing: Ears 54. First best friend: Erin 55. First sport you joined: Basketball 56. First vacation: New York City 58. First real love: None RIGHT NOW 59. Eating: Nope 60. Drinking: Nope 61. I'm about to: Answer the next question 62. Listening to: Bait A Hook by Justin Moore 63. Waiting for: My dad to get done so I can watch something on Netflix. YOUR FUTURE 64. Want kids: Yup 65. Get married: Hopefully 66. Career: Writer (Creative and Screen) WHICH IS BETTER 67. Lips or eyes: Can't choose 68. Hugs or kisses: Hmmm, tough 69. Shorter or taller: Taller 70. Older or Younger: Doesn't matter, older 71. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic 72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Both good 73. Confident or sensitive: Both 74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship HAVE YOU EVER 76. Kissed a stranger: No 77. Lost your temper: Yup 78. Gotten lost and asked for directions: Ya 79. Sex on first date: No 80. Broken someones heart: I don't think so 82. Been arrested: No 83. Turned someone down: No 84. Cried when someone died: Yes DO YOU BELIEVE IN 86. Yourself: Eh 87. Miracles: Yes 88. Love at first sight: Definitely 89. Heaven: Yes 90. Santa Claus: No 91. Kissing on the first date: Possibly 92. Angels: Maybe ANSWER TRUTHFULLY 94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No 95. Did you sing today: Yup 96. Ever cheated on somebody: No 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: Back to when life was simpler and guys were gentlemen 98. The moment you would choose to relive: My first kiss 99. Are you afraid of falling in love: Yes 100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: Not really I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, miss.Berblack666, jazmine8448 Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER: You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off. You would rather write than go out. Your/you're and their/there/they're errors send you into an apoplectic fit. You get cranky if you don't get to write. You've ever said, "The voices are getting louder; I must go write." When talking with others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats. You've heard/seen something and thought, I need to write that down. You've ever written a scene, outline, synopsis, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin . . . and it wasn't a paper napkin. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for the pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. Getting the scene finished is more important than food, coffee, or the bathroom. You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters' situation as a prayer request in Sunday school. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it into your story. You purposely eavesdrop when out in public. At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero's or heroine's) so you can conduct research. You have a favorite line from every movie you've seen. You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters. You argue with said character. You have a folder on your computer labeled "Ideas." Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense fifteen years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you were going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually. 1)you think of your friends as characters 2)you write them into your story 3) you get revenge on people by basing a mean character off of them in your story. 4) you have conversations with your characters -- the fictional ones, not your friends in the real world -- and, most usually, they hate you for making their life miserable (or WAY too exciting for their liking) 5) you have some books you read for enjoyment, some you read for school, and others you read just to get ideas on how to make your stories flow better 6) everyday, you daydream about how to plug today into your story. 7) the end of your pinky is usually stained with ink (if you're left-handed) or pencil lead. 8) you have way to many saved Word docs in your computer. 9) your drawer is overflowing with copy-paper of your printed stories/filled notebooks. 10) you mentally correct anything you read subconsciously with better words and phrasing. 11) even in the most dire of situations, you're thinking about how it would be best written 12) you hear a song on the radio and you automatically think 'Hey that's a good plot idea...' 13) you constantly play the same song over and over to get into a 'mood' for one of the chapters 14) you wake up in the middle of the night to search for a pen/laptop/notebook to write down a story idea because you're afraid that you'll forget it by morning 15) you cannot, cannot stop your characters' dialogue in your head and you start laughing out of nowhere because they said something utterly funny. And then everyone thinks you're a freak. (Didn't agree with number 16) 17) you cannot control yourself if someone uses the same adjective twice within two/three sentences (unless if it's for emphasis) 18) you end sentences with 'for lack of a better word.' and people look at you weird and say that they don't know what the original word meant in the first place 19) you refuse to throw away old notebooks because of little phrases or things you wrote on the margin of the page concerning a story you were plotting at the time 20) there are so many things in your head when you're in the middle of writing that you can't type them out fast enough 21) you type full words with proper grammar faster than your friends replying in chatspeak 22) you make up alternative endings for books you've read, movies you've watched, and about every other story out there 23) you make up alternative "endings" for situations in your real life 24) you think about what your characters would do in a situation you're in 25) you hear some guys cursing in the hallway you turn around quickly and tell them that they "have a charming vocabulary" before stalking off to wherever it is your going. 26) you are known as "the girl who read books during recess" by those you knew in second grade. 27) you've never had a boyfriend in real life, but in the world of fiction you are very taken. 28) you have never played a videogame. People act as if you're from Mars because of this. And if you do play videogames... you write stories about them... 29) anytime anyone speaks, you add a mental description. ("she said while stroking her head thoughtfully") 30) you find your self speaking in your writing style. ("Yes, Mrs. Smith, I did complete the assignment, however, I found numbers 7 and 12 quite difficult, to say the least.") you edit others conversations in your head while listening to them You know you're a writer if you are wakened at 2:37 am, a character whispering (shouting perhaps?) in your ear, urging you, no, commanding you, to fire up your laptop, cup of tea in hand, and write the next chapter, in which she insists on taking you places you never intended to go! No matter how depressed you are, your mood lift when you enter a bookstore you able to embrace the goofy, eccentric people in your life because you have a genuine appreciation for the "characters" of the world You would rather be home alone, than at a friends party. You would rather spend time at the library or online than anywhere else. "Aha!" moments hit you in the middle of the night and wake you up out of dead sleep. You know you're a writer when... at parties you check out the bookshelves the way other people snoop through medicine cabinets. You know you're a writer when... you tell the manger of your local hardware store that aisle four should say "Boys' Toys" not "Boy's Toys". You know you're a writer when... you can't kill yourself because the suicide note isn't right. Should it be I hate my life, or I loathe my life? You know you're a writer when... writing is the only thing you do that doesn't make you feel like you should be doing something else. You know you're a writer when... on your tombstone you would like these words: "Whatever she accomplished or failed to accomplish, it cannot be said the occupant suffered in silence." You know you are a writer when you are more conversational with the characters in your head than your neighbors. You know you are a writer when you are woken up at 3am hit by inspiration for a new story and forget it all by the time you turn your computer on. (I loved that part in Lucky Star when she kept getting the idea and goes to write it down and forgets it. This has happened to me to many times. But whats even worse is when I do get it written down and my mom ends up throwing away the scrap of paper!) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. |