Ok me and my friend (Twilight Lover 4 Now) (her name is Taylor just like ME) were passing notes and we started this stupid note thingy were i'm bella and she is alice... i got my inspiration from other stories like this!! hopefully i did not copying on the work... but here is this funny story!! hope you like it... alice and bella are REALLY OOC because its me and taylor writing as them so dont expect to be perfect...
Thanks for reading
-taylorcullenforever (I LOVE YOU TAYLOR C. !!)
Bella: Hi, Alice
Bella: Hi, Alice
Alice: Wats up?
Bella: Nothing much, just missing Edward so much. -sighs-
Alice: Stop Obsessing... you will see him soon enough -roll eyes-
Bella: I can't stop obsessing... I miss him! Jeez... meany... just because I refused to go shopping with you doesnt mean you have to get all bitchy on me! -growls-
Alice: Whatever... -VISION-
Bella: Whatever! Alice, um... what... was... er... your vision?
Alice: We need to go shopping after school for something! No NOW!
Bella: NOOOOO!! Please no and for what? I have more than enough clothing...
Alice: Yes... and for something specific... its for tonight... hmmm, I might bring Rose
Bella: What exactly do I need for tonight?
Alice: Its starts with a L...
Bella: Uhhh... I dont know! What?
Alice: Come on . . .
Bella: I really don't know... Alice tell me... please
Alice: Se-- wear
Bella: Oh NO! SEXY WEAR!!
Alice: I saw you and Eddie
Bella: GASP
Where? When? -gasping for air-
Alice: Tonight
Your Room
Bella: Oh my gawd... FINALLY! What else did you see?
Alice: . . . -silence- oh no...
Bella: oh gosh... what?? WHAT??
Alice: Someone . . . . else was there
Bella: WTF! Are you serious!! ALICE WHO!!
Alice: . . . a . . . someone -backs off scared-
Bella: Alice you better tell me -gasping for air/crying-
Alice: Bella, calm down. Please. You're crying. It's ok...
another GIRL! -feels bad-
Bella: NAME!! NOW! -steam coming out of ears-
Alice: 'Ellie' ... there is something else I should tell you . . . o
Bella: Who is 'Ellie'... What?
Alice: It's . . . -laughing-
Bella: It's a what?? It's a who??
Alice: EMMETT!!
Bella: But you said Ellie -confused looking appearing on face-
Alice: Emmett's girl name is Ellie... -bust out laughing-
Bella: What?? I'm so freakin confused...
Alice: Emmett in disguise... -laughs again
Bella: What do you mean disguise… disguised as what??
Alice: Disguised as a GIRL! -bust out laughing SO HARD-
Bella: Edward would find out! He wouldn't let Emmett be there . . . would he? -starts panicking-
Alice: Don't know -twirling evil mustache-
Bella: You're a bitch! –starts crying really hard- he . . . . (gasps) . . .wouldn't . . . (gasps) . . . right? (gasps)
Alice: Maybe?
Bella: -crying even harder- I KNOW YOU KNOW! What exactly happens…?
Alice: Hard 2 explain… -smirks-
Bella: Oh, whatever… nothing is too hard to explain for you! You bitch!! Fine I'll go shopping with you… but tell me… How does Emmett sneak in? Won't Edward know? Will Emmett actually… be… in … it… with me and Edward? –gasps at the thought-
Alice: YEA! Shopping! Ok fine… Emmett is going to wait to you guys are in action then run in and hide in your closet with the door a little open for the camera… Edward wont know because.. you'll figure out that part tonight… No Emmett wont be joining the two of you but I bet he wants to.
Bella: What camera?
Alice: He is going to videotape you guys.
Bella: OH HELL NO! That is disgusting… I don't want to be able to see myself in action!! Will Edward find out about Emmett and the tape?
Alice: Eddie will find out… soon enough. And F.Y.I don't scream!
Bella: What….
Alice: You are going to be screaming like a crazy person tonight… don't scream.
Bella: Me (oh gosh) . . . wait . . .what exactly, you have lost me once again.
Alice: Don't scream or moan during it
Bella: How am I suppose to not do that? Why can't I scream or moan? HUH?
Alice: . . .
Lol... if you are confused then please PM or review and ask me your question... Chapter 2 should be up 2morrow!! :p thanks for reading... Hope you like it!! REVIEWWW