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![]() Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, My Candy Love, and Kuroshitsuji. Name: You may call me Scriptology, ImmortalJellyfish, Queen of the Trolls, or any nickname derived from those three Age: 23 Gender: Female Where I live: Texas My Faith: Jesus I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my Saviour and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss,jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520, I am an Anonymous Person, WingedPurpleBookWorm4Life, FluteFishySmart, Pirate-Spy-Demigod-Wizard, Sweetpanda12, SamCarter121314, Gigigue, Epic Elven Warrior Princess, TimeyWimeyGirl, OneSizeFitsAll, Isis the Sphinx, MerlinStar, shootingstarsonmars, Rousdower, Fifekun, ThePhantominthemists, Silimaira, Scriptology A few things you need to know before you read my stories: A. I'm open to constructive criticism, if your mind sees that as a roaring flame (does anyone still call it that, God it's been so long since I've written anything. What's the language now??), then just understand that I'll accept it- but I will thoroughly laugh at you behind your back with my writing team. B. I used to be this cheerful, eager to please writer. Now I'm a burnt out semi-college student. I try as best as I can to stay on top of things, but if I disappear for a few weeks without notice don't worry about it. It might take me several days, even months, to get back to you but I. WILL. So don't give up hope! (If I'm gone for more than two years without a single peep on any site... contact FLPOLE01 or Kikiji448 to see if I'm still alive). C. I love my fans. Every last one of them. If you wanna talk, PM me or visit the 'official' blog, Court of Trolls on Tumblr (url below). Go for it, be as weird as you like (I guarantee I've seen weirder), don't be shy! If you want to share fanart, send me a link! Or submit it to the Tumblr blog! D. In case you haven't noticed, I am an OC writer. If that ain't your cup of tea, hit the exit button and your problems are solved. E. If you're curious, I don't really write girl love, even as a side pairing because I am 100% heterosexual, I'm not attracted to girl in any sexual/romantic way and can't force myself to write something that I can't see (it's like trying to make someone think of a new color. I just don't have the capability) HOLD UP BEFORE YOU START WITH THE ANGRY TYPING All the times I've tried to handle FxF it ends up falling flat and robot like. I don't want that, and neither do you so I just leave it out of the story. The best I can do is show case female couples every once in a while in the background. Boy love I can write all day long (not gonna, cuz I prefer FxM or none at all), but I will write some relatively important side pairings in my stories from time to time. Let me reiterate: MY EXCLUSION OF FEMALE-ONLY PAIRINGS IS NOT IN ANYWAY POLITICAL, I JUST CANNOT WRITE IT WELL ENOUGH FOR IT TO FEATURE PROMINENTLY IN MY STORIES. Fanfiction Update Schedule IS NO LONGER IN PLACE *Hyperlinks might not work, but if you just copy-paste the URLs out to the side in the search bar, it'll take you to the outside links. LINKS DeviantArt (/scriptology) Archive of Our Own (/users/ImmortalJellyfish) ART BY ME! Nothing yet. Give us a minute. Art can be found on the Tumblr blog, or on deviantArt once posted. FAN ART!!!!! Trapeze By animechick247 Tora (/art/Tora-509613582) Will Stop At Nothing for the Win (/art/Will-stop-at-nothing-to-win-512209514) First Kiss (/art/Tora-509613582) Tora Acrobat (/art/Will-stop-at-nothing-to-win-512209514) One Big Happy Family (/art/One-big-happy-family-514538803) Happy Ending (/art/Happy-Ending-515664967) By Bigbubby-1 Family-Portrait (/art/Family-Portrait-529372956) By xxYiMeixx Protective Mother (/art/Protective-Mother-534321008) Bonds (Scar-less Ver) (/art/Bonds-Scar-less-Ver-577468737) Bonds (/art/Bonds-577471196) Rule 3 By xxYiMeixx Late (/art/Late-530732693) STORY UPDATE CORNER Follow the Tumblr blog for story updates. I include exclusive excerpts of upcoming chapters, polls, OC asks/interactions, fanart sharing, general updates, and information and maybe small previews of new stories. *Beyond tis point, thar be profile junk* Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- the fear of long words. Someone be trollin' OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as being a virtuous and wholesome person came to be socially distasteful, churches and hospitals became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, copy this to your profile. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Statistics 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, Hikari Kame, ottawawolf, Maggie-baka, Sheepking, lilitachisama, Akatsuki-Gal, Scriptology Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat,darklightningdevil, petitefeeme, Scriptology Well that's all I got so far, and I seriously hope I didn't scare you too bad. |