Hello dear readers! It has been quite a while since I have last updated my profile. Mainly because I am a lazy, unmotivated prick. I think it has been around...two years or so since I properly edited my account. -_-

I am random and odd. As well as idiotic with my random ramblings that pop out of absolutely nowhere. And whenever I start babbling, someone's IQ goes significantly lower by just hearing me. Trust me. They will.

I am both serious and fun with writing. I do remember long back I used to write just what was on my mind (and some of my writing pieces were extremely daft in some places I tell you). Now I (thankfully) pay more attention to what I write for my own sake as well as to respect the readers who take time to indulge in my stories.

I make a promise to spell check my stories and make sure the grammar is in order. I have re-read most of my old stories and really, I am completely blown away on how idiotic those pieces were.

Don't panic though, I am nowhere near deleting any of my stories. _ Some of them are on hold because I am trying to find ways to improve them.

Let's see my stories now...

1) A new beginning: (Discontinued/ SakuSasu fic) The story centers on Sakura, who find out that she isn't as weak as others thought she was, discovers that she is not a Haruno undergoes some changes in personality and all. Discontinued because characters are extremely OOC.

2) A Twist in Time: (Discontinued/SakuSasu) Sakura goes back in time to try fix every bad thing that had happened to her and all those around her, not telling the two people closest to her that she is from the future. They find out thanks to Madara/Tobi/Obito and now she's in a fix. Everyone is pretty much Mary-Sue and OOC. All with hidden powers 'Amatersu' 'Sasunoo' and 'Tskyomi'.

3) Akatsuki Madness: (Discontinued) All about the idiocy behind the seemingly cruel and heartless members of the group we all love, Akatsuki. Everyone is pretty much OOC. Thanks to 'The Tobi Show' for giving me inspiration! Check it up on YouTube!

4) KICKED INTO NARUTO'S REALM! : (Incomplete, on-going/ on hiatus/ Editing the whole story) As the title suggests, its about me and some of my friends being 'magically' teleported into the Naruto Universe where my OC finds out that she is actually an actual Naruto character who was sucked out of the manga by an evil wacko scientist from a parallel universe and is now trying to fix things.

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5) Past, Present and Future: (Incomplete, on going/ItaSaku fic/Non. massacre AU/Time travel) My first ever ItachixSakura fic and I am very much committed to this story. Looking forward to publish more chapters as quickly as possible. . Summary of the fic is that, Sakura goes back in time to try prevent the deaths of her teammates and convinces a 10-year-old Itachi to help her and unlike most of my stories, instead of right away jumping into the chibi romance thing, I am taking this into a slow pace as to develop the character's personalities. (The story with the least amount of OOC's. You're welcome)

Little random stuff about me:

# I am unpredictable.

# I research the internet for ways to annoy people and cool DIY's -stuff I'd probably never do in real life.

# I art good when I dont intend to art good but when I intend to art I derp

# I too lazy to use proper vocabulary at times. When I get exceptionally lazy I don't talk at all.

# I am insane.

# I believe Dora the explorer is actually a demon.

# My food moods range from extremely spicy to extremely sweet. No in betweens.

# Trolling people is my forte. I've also been told I can be an ass in that department.

# I pretend to have a religion when I decide I want to stay home instead of going outside with people. Eg: "Oh I can't make it tomorrow I have a prayer function to attend to.'