Split #2 here (you can call me 2!),

Welcome to our profile! It's very kind of you to stop by! Unfortunately for your kindness, though, there really isn't very much here. But, if you feel up for a lively debate, have any questions, or want to pour out your adulation upon us, please know that you are very welcome. We look forward to hearing from you!

-2

If my partner is 2, then I must be 1.

Greetings, salutations, and all those other hellos. I've little to say as I'm not much for small talk, and, honestly, there is not much I can think of to put here. That is rather dry and rude of me though, so before I send you away in offense to my lack of greeting, allow me to share with you four words from one of the greatest wizards of all time, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, which are:

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

That is all.

-Split #1 (aka 1)

...Just in case we didn't make it blatantly obvious: Split Illusion is two authors writing together under one name. There are two of us. Two.