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 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. Hi, welcome to my profile page, I'm EverlastingProcrastinator! An aspiring writer and college student. If you want to chat about anything, just send me a message! I promise I'd really love to talk to you. My stories Fireworks: Naruto SI/OC COMPLETE: REWRITE COMING Ignited: A Fireworks Rewrite From the moment Machiko Uchiha is born, people know that there is something different about her. They just don’t know how different. A SI/OC Naruto fanfic rewrite told from the perspective of the people around her. Rewrite of the original Fireworks. | |||||||
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To Change the Galaxy by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary woman whose friends have gone off the deep end. Padmé is determined to ignore her pregnancy. Anakin looks like he hasn't slept in a month and might be delusional. Even Obi-Wan is acting weird. With the galaxy growing darker by the day, it'll take everything Sabé has to prevent things from falling apart. Or try to, at least. It's not looking good at the moment.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,812 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Handmaidens, Sabé
Walk on the Moon by SixPerfections reviews
A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 355,132 - Reviews: 3284 - Favs: 5,170 - Follows: 5,989 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ino Y., Neji H., Tenten, OC
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 115 - Words: 609,031 - Reviews: 6855 - Favs: 5,782 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC - Complete
Spider Thread by the-word-builder reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 310,142 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 4,471 - Follows: 5,205 - Updated: 7/25/2019 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Shiki by cherryvvoid reviews
And suddenly because of her, the Naruto series was maybe twenty-five percent less canon than before but that was okay - she was making it work regardless. SI-OC as Naruto's twin. Alive!Minato. Zabuza Genin Team: Haku, Shiki, Kimimaro.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,825 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Zabuza M., Haku, Team Seven, OC
World Eater by cherryvvoid reviews
As it turned out living inside of a fantasy world wasn't all it was cracked up to be. In fact, she kind of wanted to sucker punch her kid self in the face for EVER thinking it would be cool. SI-OC. Self Insert Original Character.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Acheron/Ash, Katra, Artemis, OC
Dear Students by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Dumbledore sends his students a letter at three in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,041 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Albus D.
Joyous Children by UnderneathXtheXunderneath reviews
I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 176,991 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 4,164 - Updated: 1/3/2019 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Obito U., OC
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3772 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Kyoshi Rising by iowaforever reviews
Kyoshi was born in the Southern Earth Kingdom, a normal Earthbending girl happy to live in seclusion. But as she grows older, and as the peace of Yangchen and Kuruk begins to break down, she will take her first steps down a path that shall make her a legend.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 259,990 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/21/2018 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Kyoshi, Chin, OC
Dance of the Fairies, Flight of the Phoenix by Fergus Flamacron reviews
Six years after the attack by Acnologia, a catastrophic event leads the entire island of Tenroujima and everyone on it to be flung headfirst into another world. A world with different people, different magic and different threats. What happens when Dragon Slayers meet with the Boy Who Lived? Pairings mostly, but not entirely, the same as canon. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 719,106 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Natsu D., Lisanna S.] Harry P., N. Tonks
Dreamer by Aleycat4eva reviews
The lines of reality and not-reality have always been pretty blurry to Lien. It never bothered her much, because she made her own lines and followed her own whimsy. Things, however, have a way of getting out of hand, and it's a shame the lines begin to blur for every one else as well. SI/OCinsert, Multiple OC's. OC centric. PROBABLY ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,809 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Ino Y., Yamato, OC
Disasterpiece by Raven Blanchard reviews
Jaded and apathetic, Hoshino Akira hardly thinks it matters that this... "reality" she is unceremoniously reborn into is confined within pages of black and white, a concoction of the rather imaginative mind of a Japanese man with a nearly perverted obsession with paranoia disorders and Sherlock Holmes. After all, she has already died. Death is an eye opener like that. (SI OC)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/2/2016 - OC
The Changeover by NightlyRayne reviews
So I died and got reincarnated into Rin Nohara. Wonderful. To change or not to change the plot! THAT IS THE QUESTION! TEMPORARY HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,649 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Akatsuki, OC
Girl Friday by CompYES reviews
"So here's the thing: I don't even know if I died, okay? ... All I knew was that when I was booted up and the world flickered on around me, something compelled me to speak. 'Good evening, Boss.'" In which a girl is FRIDAY, Tony Stark is a mess, home is what you make, and a whole lot of minor characters and obscure references are used. [A short SI!FRIDAY fic]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,256 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., OC, Vision, Sam W./Falcon
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7107 - Favs: 14,599 - Follows: 11,532 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9398 - Favs: 7,363 - Follows: 5,707 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Elder sister by This isn't what it looks like reviews
I hoisted Gaara up off of the ground impatiently and knelt down to his eye level "Next time someone picks on you, don't get emotional and lash out at them, come and get me and I'll handle it for you, got it?" I asked. He sniffled a bit, then grabbed my sleeve in a death grip and nodded silently. I ruffled his hair "Good, now let's get outta here before Yashamaru throws a hissy fit"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,409 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [OC, Shikamaru N.] Gaara
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 7,988 - Follows: 6,283 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
To Be Lost on the Road of Life by AthanatosOra reviews
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,388 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Obito U.
N A R P G (Naruto: A Role-Playing Game) by Raven Blanchard reviews
Nobody believes her, but Royce Oliver is certain that what killed her brother wasn't a random heart attack - it was the virtual reality game he was playing. NARPG, she remembered it was called. The Deluxe Limited Edition one that he got for free. Slipping on her OCULUS, Royce decides to play the game herself - and tries to unravel the mystery of her brother's death. SI/Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - OC
Little Dragon by Daisy Field reviews
Crimson eyes locked on to each other, one defiant and challenging, the other irritated, with it's tomoe spinning wildly. "Go on, put a genjutsu on me. I f*cking dare you Uchiha." In which a little dragon is born...SI OC, self insert, reincarnation fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Karin U., OC
How Long Is Forever? by tradition reviews
Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,755 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Waffles by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Storytime in the Uzumaki household.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Boruto U., Hinata H., Himawari U. - Complete
Welcome to Goblin Town by stolen with the night reviews
There were just some things a witch shouldn't do, especially if you're the savior of the Wizarding world. Like getting drunk, semi-kidnapping your godchild, become queen of the goblins after winning a drunken brawl with the previous king in a foreign world and not remembering any of it the next day. Harry swears she'll never drink again. Sort of.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Harry P., Thorin
Just Like Hide and Seek by Daisy Field reviews
"I need you to close your eyes and count down from ten, just like hide and seek." The consequences of war, how not only the shinobi suffer. Civilian OC. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2015
Perfectly Normal, Thank You Very Much by Lindsay Lee Wells reviews
The Dursley family had long been proud of their ability to live neat, orderly lives- or at least, Petunia and Vernon would say so. They've worked meticulously to maintain the illusion of their perfectly normal lives. Nothing could change what they thought: not a freak of a sister, not a wizard of a nephew- not even their own Dudley's daughter being a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Chocolate by Ziltoid reviews
Himawari decides her father needs something to cheer him up, and makes him chocolates! (oneshot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/1/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Himawari U., Boruto U. - Complete
The Elven Professor by snowywolf7 reviews
Legolas accepts the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts as a favor for Gandalf but the elf is in for more then he bargained for. With prejudice ministry toads about and curious student Legolas is in for an interesting year. A series of shorts that I put together. Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,887 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
A Scrap of Crimson Cloth by Mists reviews
This story takes place after "Naruto:the Last" and right before the Epilogue/Beginning of Boruto's series. So MAJOR spoilers for both those things. While doing the laundry, Naruto's children find a ratty old bit of crimson cloth stuffed in his pocket. Why does Naruto care so much about it? Read to find out! Rated "T" for two swear words. NaruHina Romance, Family, and Humor!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Boruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
Of Head Injuries and Hospital Beds by snapsandprongsforever reviews
James is hit by a bludger during a Quidditch game and temporarily forgets that he is actually dating Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/10/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by PrincessOfSparta reviews
Boys will always be curious and energetic, boys will always play fight and play rough, but a time will come when boys will need to become men.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Miseries of the Sorting Hat by MnemeMemory reviews
Oneshot! How much trouble can 5 demigods get into while being Sorted at Hogwarts? (Or: Percy Jackson and co. come to the wizarding world, and the Sorting Hat despairs).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Sincerely, An Annoyed Shiz Student by Wicked'elphaba-fiyero reviews
A letter from the one student at Shiz who is completely blind-sided by the inexplicably well-rehearsed, elaborate song and dance routines from the rest of the student body. Even the green girl got the memo.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Elphaba T., Glinda U., Fiyero T.
A Thousand Times, NO! by Nate Grey reviews
Hinata learns how much trouble an unwanted crush can be when Konoha's Handsome Devil decides to pursue her. But it isn't really her heart that Lee is after...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
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Ignited: A Fireworks Rewrite reviews
From the moment Machiko Uchiha is born, people know that there is something different about her. They just don't know how different. A SI/OC Naruto fanfic rewrite told from the perspective of the people around her. Rewrite of the original Fireworks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 5/8 - Mikoto U., Kushina U., Mito U., OC
Fireworks reviews
A SI/OC told from an outsider's perspective about Machiko Uchiha, twin sister of Mikoto Uchiha. Rewrite up: Check out Ignited: A Fireworks Rewrite!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,436 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 6/7/2015 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] Mikoto U., OC - Complete
The World (turned upside down) reviews
The day Minato's world is turned upside down is the day he realizes Machiko is pretty. This seems to be concerning to no-one but himself, and several more mortifying revelations follow. Short story based on my SI/OC, Machiko Uchiha, but you don't necessarily need that context to read. Also a gift for NightlyRowanTree. T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/4 - Jiraiya, Minato N., Shibi A., OC - Complete
