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![]() Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Merlin. ABOUT ME: Age:16 Tumblr: unexpected-lampshade Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw Fave colours: Blue That's all you need to know. Random things: If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile. If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile. If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account. If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days),(ArianaRae - 2 days), (Susly - 1 day) (Lily.and.Alice - 3 hours) (Dimcairien - 2 days) (TabbyKins-4 hours), (GoldenPhoenix864-6 hours) Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people. An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff If someone ever says, 'It's always the last place you look'... reply with, 'well duh, why the hell would I keep looking if I found it?' Eat right, exercise, die anyway. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door. I used to have a life but, that was before video games! Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you. Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise. There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening. The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together. Why are wrong numbers never busy? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected? Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over Favourite Bromances - Top Ten 10) Fred & George (HP) 9) Sam & Gabriel (SPN) 8) Phineas & Ferb (P&F) 7) Buford & Baljeet (P&F) 6) Harry & Ron (HP) 5) Drake and Josh (D&J) 4) Jason and Pythagoras (Atlantis - I'm predicting the future at least) 3) Sam & Dean (SPN) 2) Dean & Castiel (SPN) 1) Merlin & Arthur (Merlin) Favourite Pairings Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny Tonks/Lupin Lily/James Klaine Basically all the canon pairings ...Destiel ...Dramione Least Favourite Pairings Snape/ANYONE (the whole point was that he was in love with Lily after all those years! And come on people, Harry, really?) Harry/Hermione Voldemort/Harry I don't like stories that go completely against the HP books. For example Snape being Harry's father. Really? That makes no sense - Harry looks just like James and Lily never returned Snape's feelings. Also, the ones where Ron is horrible to Hermione are just stupid - He loves her! So basically I don't like it when people go too much against the books, but, that's just my opinion. Feel this should be updated now, since I moved on from HP fanfiction a while ago...I still read/write it, but it's not my main obsession any more. Instead... Merlin Supernatural Sherlock Doctor Who ...Have now taken over my life. |