OH YES. It feels good (Yet looking over past chapters, extremely awkward) to be writing on this story again. Though my time away from it has not been wasted! I am on the way to getting a novel published, and have written many other fics for you HP Fans/Merlin Fans/I'm in the Band fans to enjoy! Might even try a cross over soon! Now this chapter will only be a short one most likely, because I want to get it posted as soon as possible. Please read and enjoy, reviews are appritiated!

Now. Will you forgive me? No? What do I have to do to make you forgive me? V.V

"What the hell is this!" Sirius spat, glaring at the time travellers. "Is this some kind of sick joke?"

"Sirius, I can assure you-"

"What the-" Sirius let lose a stream of swear words much to naughty for little fanfiction readers to read. "Do you think this is going to do, eh?"

"Sirius, would you just listen to me-"

"Shut up, Ron! I don't want to hear it! Why on earth would you bring my dead best friend here!"

"SIRIUS ORION BLACK!" Everyone jumped at sudden explosion. Hermione stalked towards the man, red faced and fists curled. "Would you listen to what your Godson is trying to tell you!"

The woman planted a hard smack around the back of Sirius's head.

"Yowch!" Sirius jumped away and rubbed at his scalp. "Alright! But for Merlin's sake, this had better be good."

Harry took a slow and hesitant step forwards. "Sirius... I am shocked you think I would do such a thing as this. What am I to you, some sort of kaniving child who craves attention?"

Sirius looked slightly downcast. "No Harry, of course not-"

"Then believe me when I say, I have NOTHING to do with this!"

"Then tell me who did!"

"Excuse me." Came a horrifyingly familiar voice from the corner of the room. The whole room screamed (Snape's was suprisingly high pitched.)

"SHIT ON BAGELS," Charlie screamed, jumping back and hiding behind Flitwick. "IT'S MAMA UMBRIDGE!"

"Hem hem," Umbridge coughed once more. "Would somebody care to explain to me what is the meaning of this?"

"What a fucking liberty." Draco scowled, putting his hands on his hips in a very sassy way.

"Oh God quick, hide the children from the she-devil." Bill frantically began herding the children away from Umbridge and into the corner.

"I believe I asked a question." Umbridge smiled sweetly.

"Well, you see madam-" Hermione began.

"I want an answer from someone of more... cleaner blood, Granger." Umbridge scoffed.

The whole room tensed.

Ron and Harry turned red.

Ginny went pale.

Draco looked awkward.

Hermione raised an eyebrow.

The follwing scene was rated 'Batshit fucking scary' by movie critics, so we have subsituted it with a more friendly version.

A wild Umbridge appears.

Hermione uses EXPELLIARMUS.

It's not very effective.

Umbridge uses REDUCTO.

It's not very effecive.

Hermione uses PANTILLUNIUS POOPICUS.

Umbridge has been defeated.

"Everyone watch your step..." Ron grimaced, dragging the unconcious remains of the Pink Hulk from the room. "And someone get Harry's dad, will you?"

Arthur bent down next to James. "Hmm... He's alive."

"Well how did he get here then?" Remus looked slightly suspicious. "If none of you brought him."

"I don't know," Harry scratched his chin. "It certainly is a mystery."

"SCOOBY DOBBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?"

"Someone shut Malfoy up." Mad-Eye growled, casting a withering look at the slightly high blonde.

"Draco- Draco, honey, calm yo tits." Harry patted Draco on the head and herded him too a chair. "You just sit here now."

"I FEEL OFFENDED." Draco yelled, looking at Harry with a pout. "I AM OFFICIALLY NOT TALKING TO ANYONE EVER AGAIN EVER."

"Good. maybe that will give us a minute peace." Sirius glared at Draco. He looked down at James. "Moony, help me get him into a bedroom."

"Use ours." Ginny offered.

So with the help of a pale faced Remus, Sirius managed to drag James into his Godson's and his Godson's wife's bedroom and plant him on the bed.

"Prehaps there will be time to talk to him soon." Dumbledore put a comforting hand on Sirius's shoulder. "He might awake at anytime. For now though, let us take our minds off of this matter and return o watching the play. I feel that little Harry is still slightly traumatised from the whole 'Mama Umbridge' incident and need a little TLC from his Godfather."

"Speaking of Umbridge," Remus spoke quietly. "When will she wake?"

"Well, after the extreme kick-ass skills Miss Granger- Pardon me, Mrs Weasley has produced, I should say... A few days." Dumbledore smiled warmly.

(He was trying to act normal, as during the fight, he had shamelessly streaked around the room while everyone was watching the fight. Nobody had noticed, and he didn't really intend them to.)

Short, I know. Next chapter will have more James in it, the next scene in AVPS, and Snape gets a wee bit horny.