Hey everyone! It's KAAAAAAATTTTTTEEEE!!

Ok, so about me;

I'm a 19 year old English Education major from the University of South Alabama. That's in Mobile, Alabama, where I have lived my entire life. THE SOUTH RULES! BEST PLACE ON THE EARTH!! Don't hate unless you've been there. It's a beautiful place, with rich culture and heritage.

My Usename: Im really not that egotistical, one of my best friend's favorite songs is Kate by the Ben Folds Five. She kept singing it around me. It stuck.

I love a lot of things, first and foremost I love music. I am a member of the Marching Band at my Univeristy, and I can play the Trumpet, Piano, Guitar, and Ukulele. I love all genres of music, from country to rap, but my favorite bands right now are Florence the Machine, Mumford and Sons, Bon Iver, Ingrid Michaelson, Modest Mouse, Muse, ect.

I love to read! Books are my favorites, but I don't read very realistic stuff. I read for escapism purposes, so why would I read about what I'm leaving behind? My favorite books are, in no particular order, Harry Potter (duh) the Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices, the Inheritance cycle, The Hunger Games, anything by Rick Riordan, Ect.

I have a thing for British Television. Don't jugde. Something about the BBC keeps me coming back.

My fandoms are as follows:

Doctor Who (ROSE TYLER 10TH DOCTOR FOREVER MY OTP FTW!!!)

Merlin

Sherlock (Benedict's CHEEKBONES for real!)

The Avengers

Harry Potter

The Hunger Games

Lord of the Rings

probably a lot of things I'm leaving out, but I will come back and make this longer eventually.

Fan-Fiction is a huge part of my life. Some may think it's weird, some may think it's silly. Well, I think they're weird and silly. Fan-Fiction is important to me because it allows me to take characters and settings that I know and love, melt them all down, and then re-forge them in my own way. It is a great way for me to get feedback on my writing, allows me to play with other universes that I enjoy so much, and it's a great way to practice and develop my writing for the novels I'm working on as well. So yes, Fan-Fiction is a massive part of my life. It helps me escape. Post this on your profile if this fits you. :D

If you would like to join the protest against crappy, sappy, romance fics in which little or no attention is paid to grammer/editing/ect. copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: therealme1123, anonymouse13, Wally_West_Go_Zoom, SkysFireLady15, vamp of alium sativum, youwannabekate

If at least 3 of your favourite characters have died, turned evil or left, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list along with the characters. SiriusDoctorWhoHoney329 (Sirius, Remus, Fred, Tonks, Murtagh, Lex Luthor, Riku, Spike, Atem, yeah, I'm really cursed, I'll update if I think of more), XObeautifulXdisasterXO (Charlie Pace, Adam, Will Turner, Cee, Claire Littleton, Sun, Rachel, Desmond?) Obiwanlivesforever (Padme, Shmi, Qui-Gon, Boba Fett, Beru Lars, Owen Lars, Bultar Swan, Kit Fisto, Boromir, Norrington, Governor Swann, probably Gillette, Cedric, Colin, Lupin, Cypher, Warlock, Prim, Cinna, Foxface, Madge, Maysilee, Lavinia, Darius, Wiress, Bonnie, Twill, D3 boy, D10 boy, Raivis, Eston, Thew, Toris, Ciano, Fronce, Igris, Switz, Liet, and about a dozen OCs – but not Obi-Wan, ‘cause Obi-Wan lives forever), MaxRide05 (Dobby, Cedric, Lupin, Tonks, Nine, Ten, Donna, Cinna - is he rlly even dead? They never say 4 certain; could still b alive 4 all we know- Prim, Rue, Finnick & Wiress). SamCarter121314 (Fred, Sirius, Remus, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Padme, Chewie, Dr. Weir, Jack, Zoe Nightshade), Immortal Inheritance (Boromir, Haldir, Frodo, Gollum, Mufasa, Dally –The Outsiders- Cinna, Rue, Capt. James Nicholls –War Horse-) Ghost Rider of the Aragon [Cinna, Prim, Boromir, Murtagh, Will Turner, Anakin, (do Loki and Hawkeye count?), Smeagol, Anna Velarious, Emily Prentiss, All the good Narnia characters in The Last Battle] TFKpuppet {Fili, Kili, Thorin are my top three but these are the others. Brom, Balthazar, Haldir, Murtagh, and Elijah}vamp of alium sativum [Sirius, Remus, Fred] [Rue, Prim, Cinna (that was completely unnecessary)] [Boromir, Frodo, Elrond] [ARTHUR AND GWAINE AND MERLIN'S HEART. THE END] [The Ponds, Rose, The Tenth Doctor] [Sherlock, even though we KNOW he's not dead. He's dead to John. And that's dead enough] [Brom, Murtagh, Eragon] [Beckendorf, Luke Castellian, Zoë Nightshade] [Loki, Phil Coulson] youwannabekate

Bold everything you are... stop the stereotypes!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like Superheroes and Science Fiction, so I MUST live in my Mom's basement.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Favourite Quotes Section

"Luke, I am your father." -Darth Vader

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries."-dude from Monty Python's Holy Grail

"Always."-Snape

"As you wish." -Wesley, The Princess Bride

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -Inigo, The Princess Bride

"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck, doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie." - Jace Wayland/Morganstern/Herondale/Lightwood, City of Bones

"You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you might have killed me."
"I was ninety percent sure."
Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels.
He put his hand to his cheek, more in surprise than pain. "What the hell was that for?"
"The other ten percent."
-Jace and Clary, City of Bones

" Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are" -Sirius Black

"Clotpole/Prat/Girl's Petticoat" -Arthur and Merlin, BBC's Merlin

"You'll be a great King someday, Arthur, the best that ever was." -Merlin

"He's like fire and ice and rage. He burns at the center of the universe and...He's wonderful." -Tim Latimer, Doctor Who, The Family of Blood

"You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! Best weapons in the world!" -Tenth Doctor, Silence in the Library

"It's got my name written all over it. Well, not really. Just give me time. And a crayon." - The Eleventh Doctor, The Christmas Carol

"I don't want to go." -The Tenth Doctor, The End of Time Part II

"Now, the question for the hour is, 'Who's got the Pandorica?' Answer: I do. Next question: 'Who's coming to take it from me?' Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else I don't have: anything- to- lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, *and then, do the smart thing!...Let somebody else try first." - The Eleventh Doctor, The Pandorica Opens

"Rose Tyler, I-" -The Tenth Doctor, Doomsday

"Oh Look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!" -The Tenth Doctor, Time Crash

"I'm not the survivor. I'm the winner." -The Tenth Doctor, Water on Mars

"I think you need a doctor." -The Ninth Doctor, The Parting of the Ways

"Rose Tyler, you were fantastic. And you know what? So was I." -The Ninth Doctor, The Parting of the Ways

"Only because you're too, well, *noble* to use them." -Professor McGonagall

Randomness...

1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
= Katizzle

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Purple Peacock

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= Taylor Whitehouse (that actually really works!)

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= Chaka (...I'm a wookie)

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= TARDIS Blue Mountain Dew

6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Aatrabt

7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
= Taylor Braxton

8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)
= Bloody Lady (also works...but kinda scary...)

If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you be sorted in?
Ravenclaw, according to Pottermore. WIT BEYOND MEASURE, BEEOTCH!

Have you ever been to a Harry Potter midnight release?
Sadly...no...my broke butt couldn't afford it when I had the ability to go, and before that, my dad wouldn't let me go. Dad reeeeallly doesn't like HP :(

What did you think of Deathly Hallows?
Welp, I read it in, like, a day. And then just sat there for a few hours with my brain exploding from feels and epicness, and I was like "...my childhood...it's over...what do I do with my life...?" And I cried, not for the deaths (I cried separately for those) but because I would never have a Harry Potter book to look forward to. My Childhood really is over.

Whose death was the saddest?
From the series in general, I would say Sirius. I love him. A Lot.
From DH, I would say Remus and Tonks, just for Teddy's sake...

If you went to Hogwarts, would you rather have a pet owl, cat, or rat?
Probably a kitty. I am a crazy cat lady in training.

What did you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince?
Least favorite of all the movies. Did NOT like how they cut the battles. And what's with the Burrow thing? They're all fantastic, it's just, this one was a smidge less fantastic than the others.

What do you think of Deathly Hallows being split in half?
Sneaky movie producers, stretching out they're payload. But you know what? Ain't even mad bro.

Have you read The Tales of Beedle the Bard?
OMG YES! Fountain of Fair Fortune was my fav.

When did you first become a Harry Potter fan?
Well, my mom got a copy of Sorcerer's Stone when it first came out, and she read me a chapter a night before bed for so long. I still have that copy, and it means a lot to me.

FAVOURITE

Female Character? Tonks

Male Character? Sirius

Professor? Professor Lupin, or McGonagall.

Death Eater? Bellatrix Lestrange. Go big or go home right? And she is one of those characters that has absolutely no redeeming qualities, and therefore, you love to hate.

Magical Creature? Phoenix

Spell? Expecto Patronum

Quote? "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon" - Hermione Granger Order of the Phoenix

Movie? ALL OF THEM?!

Hogwarts House? Ravenclaw

Place? Number 12, Grimmauld Place. Not really because of it, per say, just because SIRIUS!!!!!

Weasley? The Twins

Couple? Sirius/me. Naw, just kiddin', Harry/Ginny. I. Will. Go. Down. With. That. Ship. And 'Nineteen years later' is just too precious to argue with.

THIS OR THAT

Gryffindor or Slytherin? Is this even a question? Gryffindor.

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Umm...see above. Ravenclaw.

Fred or George? BOTH. YOU CANNOT MAKE ME CHOOSE. Well, if I must, I choose Fred, because seriously George, that 'holey' joke was pathetic. All the world of ear-related humor...

Ginny or Luna? Ginny

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley

Books or Movies? WHY IS THIS A QUESTION. BOOKS. EVERY. DAY. OF. MY. LIFE.

Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows, just because he got to see Sirius again *bawling*

Philosopher's Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Philosopher's Stone. Sorcerer's Stone for me, cause I'm American...

Snape or Slughorn? Snape. Hands down.

Lupin or Sirius? I love you, Remmy, but SIRIUS ORION BLACK YOU PERFECT BASTARD YOU! I really don't even like him all that sexually, I just think he is amazing. I wish he and Harry had some more father/son time. It's my fav type of HP fanfic.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny. Romione is meant to be. Don't you dare break that up.

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati Patil. I just can't get over 'Won-won'.

Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Seamus, because IRELAND. That is all.

Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby

Muggleborn or Pureblood? Muggleborn

Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Dan Radcliffe

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa Malfoy. She actually turned out to be not a total bitch.

Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom Riddle

Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hedwig. No contest. WE WILL MISS YOU HEDWIG!

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and for her Teddy...

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end...

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

...In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

...In Remembrance of Sirius Black...

...who was hated and persecuted...

...who loved as fiercely as a flame...

...and was the only father Harry ever had...

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who was next to him through everything...

...who lived and died soaring.

You Know You Wanna Be Kate!