(A/N: Hi guys! I am working on Following the Rules, just took a quick break to write this quick little funny. Hope you enjoy!)

To: Madame Morrible

From: A confused student

Subject: What is going on

Headmistress,

I'd first like to say that I am really enjoying Shiz University. That being said, there are a few things I'd like to congenially complain about. I am emailing you today about the excessive amounts of singing and dancing that is going on around campus. I don't usually feel the need to name names, but if you're taking them, Galinda, cough, Fiyero, cough and Elphaba…cough, cough. Not only do they sing very loudly and at irritating times, such as in the middle of the night when I'm trying to sleep, but they also engage the entire student body into joining in, in what looks to me to be suspiciously well-rehearsed and elaborate dance numbers and exquisite vocal harmonies. The other day I was trying to cross campus for my Ozian History class when I was nearly trampled over by a bunch of students dancing, while freaking Fiyero started suavely and charmingly singing a rather catchy song about dancing through life while he swung around on statues in criminally tight pants.

However, that is not the first time something of this nature has happened. On no less than my first night at Shiz, I was just trying to get some sleep before classes the next day when I was awakened by really loud stomping of at the very least, 20 pairs of feet. Naturally I went upstairs to investigate, only to find Galinda and Elphaba's room, which is by the way, WAY BIGGER THAN ANY OF THE OTHER DORMS, filled with the entire dorm building's residents doing ANOTHER well-rehearsed dance routine while Elphaba and Galinda harmonized deliciously about how much they loathed each other. It was very well done and very uncalled for. Why was everyone awake for that. Why did everyone know the dance to that.

Why is their room so big.

However not a week later I was awoken again in the middle of the night by Galinda singing misguidedly and, as loud as she could, about how to be popular. Luckily, Elphaba did not join in, whether it was because she actually did not know the song, or disagreed with Galinda's views, I do not know. All I know is that it was loud, it woke me up, and it's been stuck in my head for three weeks now.

Please do something about this.

This has gotten out of hand. Every time I find somewhere nice and quiet to study, I'm interrupted by more singing and dancing. I'm writing to you now from the Oz damned forest because it is the only place I could find that people weren't singing in. This is absolutely uncalled for. I really wish to remain at Shiz, but if this continues, I will have to withdraw from the University.

Thank you for your time and handling of the situation,

Sincerely,

An annoyed Shiz student.

P.S – Also, if you have time, please look into where the orchestra is hiding. All of the singing complaints noted in this email have been terrifically orchestrated, but I have yet to actually see the actual orchestra. They play all the time though, and it is annoying. They even played dramatic music when that stupid guy started poking that lion cub and Elphaba went freaking bat shit. It is disturbing that their first thought was not to call for help, but to play spooky music. Please speak with the orchestra.

P.S.S. – nevermind about the forest. I can't even come here anymore. Elphaba's just showed up to sing about her feelings.