Hey peoples! NinjaChimpmunk here!

Hmmm...What to tell you about me...

Well I am an artist, a bookworm, a bit of writer, I love to make people smile or laugh, whatever comes first, ummmm oh i use a lot of OCs so don't be shocked, and I'm a sucker for romance.

My favorite Anime/Manga: Hellsing, Yu-gi-oh, Bleach, Karin, Inuyasha, Kuroshitsuji (BASSY! XD), Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, D-gray Man, Vampire Hunter D, Soul Eater, Samurai 7, Black Blood Brothers, Sword Art Online, Kamisama Kiss, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, One Piece, Vampire Knight, Dance with Devils...

My favorite Books: Harry Potter, Song of the Lioness, Redwall, Warriors, Girl with a Pearl Earring...

My favorite Movies: Transformers (all three), Thor, Avengers, Ironman (1 and 2), Watchmen, Alien vs Predator, The Green Mile, Vampires Suck, POTC (all four), Batman/Dark Knight, The Losers, The Expendables (all three), The Mummy...

Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.*

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.*

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.*

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.*

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms".*

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.*

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month".*

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.*

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.*

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".*

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work".*

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.*

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive.*

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day".

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not nessecary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful".

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees".

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core".

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends".

35) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends".

36) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

37) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!".

38) I will not lick Trevor.

39) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey".

40) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

41) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

42) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Nay have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Nay' from various directions.

43) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.

Do you often...

If so, you may be suffering from SFA (Severe Fanfiction Addiction). There is currently no known cure, but you are not alone. Together, we can kill all the bad guys, one word at a time. Copy and paste this to your profile if you have SFA.

I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,

To help destroy Isildur's Bane,

To soar high upon a dragon's back,

To sail the seven seas with Captain Jack,

To fight in battles until evil's no more.

All this I wish to do and see,

If I could just escape reality.

-Maethorelen

Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality

STORIES I'M WORKING ON:

Cloud Watching- Naruto Shippendun: In Progress

Honoring a Legend's DealNaruto: In Progress

His Angel from His Past- D-Gray Man: HIATUS

Twelve Days of Lavi- D-gray: Christmas fun for the cast of 'His Angel from His Past'. Complete.

Sisters Bond- Hellsing: In progress.

His Hidden Happiness- Harry Potter: Complete.

In Their Eyes- Naruto: Pre anime. Currently being re-written.

- Alt. Ending to In Their Eyes. Complete.

Through His Eyes- Naruto: Anime (starting at episode 19). Sequel to 'In Their Eyes' On hiatus.

Just A Dream- D-Gray Man: Complete

Memories Past- D-Gray Man: Sequel of 'Just A Dream'. Complete.

Sweet Lullaby- D-gray Man: Sequel to 'Just A Dream' and 'Memories Past'. Complete.