Hi everyone!

Welcome to my profile.

My story's:

1/2 prince:

The horror of self aware NPC. discontinued.

Detective conan:

DC movie 14, complete!

Fairy tail:

Burning flames, hiatus.

Lost heir, hiatus.

Story idea's:

Detective Conan:

What if the organization had pandora, but pandora had to be in a vessel to work? one that pandora approve of or the vessel dies?

Game of thrones:

what if Raeghar Targaryen survived(beeing in another place at the wrong(right) time, but with memory loss and was with his sister amd brother. then one day almost 15 years later remembers? And he learns of his son, who he will get back at any cost.

The manga/anime I like is:Naruto, fairy tail, youjo senki, boku no hero academia, re zero, Bleach, Detective Conan, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh Gx, 1/2 Prince, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kaleido Star, Shakugan no Shana, Psyren, Vampire Knight, Nononono, Higurashi no naku koro ni series, umineko no naku koro ni series, High school of the dead, Faster than a kiss, To love ru, Beyblade, Beyblade g-revolution, Kampfer, Ranma 1/2, Beyblade Metal Fight, Pokemon, Sakura no ichiban, Kode breakers, Angelic Layer, etc.

The movies/series/books I like is:Two and a halv man, Stargate Sg-1,Harry Potter,CSI series, FBI, NCIS, game of thrones, Eragon, etc.

I like this in story's: shounen ai(even better if it's rivals/enemies),Horror, M rating, Neko, gender bend(even better), Angst, neko, some romanse, yaoi, hurt/comfort, happy ending, etc.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going

to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of

the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,

I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and

break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,

in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something

to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth

and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt

on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that

spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if

a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told

you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like

your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less

fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get

home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when

you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing

your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I

know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your

toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your

vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do

you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll

understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll

have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it gets weird.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends (okay, more like devils...)

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life.

Boy: My life

-The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...-

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you._