I'm a yaoi fan but I don't push my beliefs onto others, and don't mind if you hate it (within reason)

My age: 19 but I seem older at times. My birthday is on December 28.

Appearance: I have curly/wavy redish brown hair that comes to my chin usually pulled back with bobby pins, grey/green eyes, thinnish glasses (I got them updated), loads of freckles, pale skin, wide shoulders, my bust and ass are noticable...(Everyone teases me about them...)

I'm really not that self concious. I answer everything honestly (burtally honest sometimes)

My sexuality...Well I would say that you shouldn't ask but I'll be nice and tell you bisexual. (No i'm not just saying that I really am)

Status: Taken

If you ever have any sort of question for me I will answer you back and I love reviews...I try to reply to all

Fav...

Colors:Black with pink or any other color

Food: Anything edible (especially if I don't have to cook which I'm okay at)

Music: All except rap.

Hero: Seto Kaiba, Sephiroth, Sherlock Holmes

Goals I have: To be a psychologist, and write at least one book. That and read as much yaoi and/or fanfiction as possible before I die!

Obsessions: Puppyshipping/SetoJou/SetoJoey/PS, Sherlock Holmes, The Avengers, Supernatural, KaiShin/DC/HeiShin/KaiCon/HeiCon/practically anything, and Hetalia! OMG XD i just LOVE them all!

Obsessions to a lesser extent: Vash from Trigun, Sephiroth from FF 7, and yaoi in general

I tend to be sadistic in many ways...My hobby is to write, read (fanfiction), and listen to music. My fav yaoi couple is SetoXJou!! XD

If you have a problem with me well I don't care at all. BTW I've been on this site since 2007-2008 but I didn't have an account. Now I have one and I hope you enjoy my stories. I'm going to say this now. I have a vivid imagination. Meaning I can imagine pretty much anything which leads to some questioning glances when I suddennly burst out laughing...or smile pervertedly...(my bro seriously was like "is something wrong with you?" once because I was thinking about yaoi at the dinner table XD)

I have these stories also on Deviant Art under the name Yuuki-Neko however this account has more-

I'm random and like to read fanfiction. Whip cream is my friend along with sarcasim and sadism -

I plan to write some more stories that are many chapters, but not too long. Also if requested I will write stories for other animes, or games. Anyways I'm currently working on my old fanfics that I recently found.

If you want me to write about another anime or whatever, tell me the name and the couple you want. I will get around to doing it. Also if you have ideas of how you want it to go tell me those too!

I live in Texas but I still miss my friends in Michigan...

LATEST HAPPENINGS:

Work

I work at Walmart at all odd hours. Sometimes I stay until eleven pm. others I have to go in at 7am. Doing such has left me with little time to write and I've lost inspiration for some of my stories. The ones I do have inspiration for may be posted here. I still haven't completely decided yet.

School

I will be starting college this fall along with work. I will be majoring in psychology and probably won't have a lot of free time. DX

Family

My brother knocked up his girlfriend so now May 20, 2013 they will be having a shotgun wedding at the local court house. The good news is he's finally moving out and I don't have to put up with his crap any more! The baby is expected in January. Also since he is moving out I have to move into a smaller apartment with the rest of my family. Partly so he can't return partly because it's cheaper.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile

The Noodle Prayer: “Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen.” -Tobi from a fic some girl read. I usually dislike putting quotes on my profile but this is hilarious!

"Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever."—St Drogo, patron saint of coffee by You’re out of your Vulcan mind