Name: "Dave"

Age: 29

Gender: Male

I am an extreme horror fanatic! From Psycho to Blood and Black Lace, to Friday the 13th and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I absolutely love horror and I also love to be scared (oops! shouldn't have said that!). It all started when I was 6 years old and my oldest sister used to let me and my twin brother watch horror movies when my Mum and Dad used to go out to parties and what not. Since then I can't get enough of them; classic ones, vintage ones, remake ones and shit ones, I simply can't count how many I've watched.

Also judging from my pen name, I'm also an comic book geek and I'm not afraid to admit it! From The Avengers to The X-Men to The Justice League and Watchmen, I love everything that's to do with Marvel DC! I also love Hellboy (after seeing the first film and loving it and its sequel)!

Down below is a list of my favourite horror flicks (not in any particular order) as well as my favourite TV shows and comics:

Horror Flicks that I've Watched: (from earliest to now) Films in BOLD CAPITALS means I absolutely LOVE Them!

1930s - FRANKENSTEIN, DRACULA, THE MUMMY, THE INVISIBLE MAN, BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

1940s - THE WOLFMAN

1950s - HOUSE OF WAX

1960s - PSYCHO, THE BIRDS, Black Sabbath (Haven't watched it but I'm dying to!), Dementia 13, THE HAUNTING, BLOOD AND BLACK LACE, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

1970s - TWITCH OF THE DEATH NERVE (aka BLOOD BATH in the UK and A BAY OF BLOOD in the US), BLACK CHRISTMAS, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, JAWS, THE HILLS HAVE EYES, SUSPIRIA, DAWN OF THE DEAD, HALLOWEEN, Jaws 2, Piranha, ALIEN, Salem's Lot

1980s - ALLIGATOR, THE FOG, FRIDAY THE 13TH PARTS 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7 (only for the deaths) 8, PROM NIGHT, THE SHINING, Terror Train, AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, The Beyond, EVIL DEAD 1 2, The Funhouse, Halloween 2, 4 5, THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY, THE HOWLING, Just Before Dawn, My Bloody Valentine, CREEPSHOW, The New York Ripper, POLTERGEIST, TENEBRAE, THE THING, Christine, House on Sorority Row, PSYCHO II, GREMLINS, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 1, 3 4, FRIGHT NIGHT, PHENOMENA (aka CREEPERS in the US), Silver Bullet, ALIENS, Critters, THE HITCHER, House, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2, BAD TASTE, STAGE FRIGHT (aka DELIRIA in Italy), THE LOST BOYS, THE MONSTER SQUAD, NEAR DARK, TERROR AT THE OPERA, PREDATOR, THE STEPFATHER, THE BLOB, CHILD'S PLAY, Evil Dead Trap, KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE, Maniac Cop, Pumpkinhead, AFTER MIDNIGHT, LEVIATHAN, Meet the Feebles, Pumpkinhead, SCARECROWS, TREMORS, WARLOCK

1990s - Child's Play 2, Gremlins 2: the New Batch, IT, Maniac Cop 2, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, PREDATOR 2, Tales from the Darkside: the Movie, TREMORS, The People Under The Stairs, BRAINDEAD, BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA, CANDYMAN, Army of Darkness, BODY SNATCHERS, Leprechaun, WES CRAVEN'S NEW NIGHTMARE, Species 1 2, Bad Moon, The Craft, THE FRIGHTENERS, FROM DUSK TIL DAWN, SCREAM 1 2, Tremors II: Aftershock, Trilogy of Terror II, ALIEN: RESURRECTION, An American Werewolf in Paris, Anaconda, CUBE, EVENT HORIZON, I KNOW I Still KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, MIMIC, The Night Flier, THE RELIC, WISHMASTER, BRIDE OF CHUCKY, Deep Rising, THE FACULTY, Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, RING (aka RINGU in Japan), Urban Legend, THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, DEEP BLUE SEA, HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL, LAKE PLACID, SLEEPY HOLLOW, STIR OF ECHOES, Virus

2000s - ANATOMY, BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE, CHERRY FALLS, FINAL DESTINATION 1, 2, 3 4, GINGER SNAPS, Hollow Man, Urban Legends: Final Cut (only for the deaths), BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF, John Carpenter's GHOSTS OF MARS, Jason X (only for the deaths), JEEPERS CREEPERS 1 2, THE OTHERS, SLEEPLESS, Thir13en Ghosts, 28 DAYS WEEKS LATER, DOG SOLDIERS, Eight Legged Freaks, THE EYE, Ghost Ship, Long Time Dead, PHONE, RESIDENT EVIL 1, 2 3, THE RING, THEY, DEAD END, FREDDY VS JASON, SWITCHBLADE ROMANCE (aka HIGH TENSION in the US), House of the Dead, INTO THE MIRROR, JU-ON: THE GRUDGE 1 2, ONE MISSED CALL 1 2, A TALE OF TWO SISTERS, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE The Beginning, UNDERWORLD 1 2, WRONG TURN 1 2, ALIENS VS PREDATOR Requiem, CREEP, DAWN OF THE DEAD, THE GRUDGE 1 2 (US Remake), HELLBENT, SAW I, II, IV, V, VI VII (3D), SEED OF CHUCKY, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, SHUTTER (Thai Version), The Amityville Horror, Boogeyman, The Cave, Cry_Wolf, CURSED (Wes Craven), THE DARK, DARK WATER (US Remake), THE DESCENT 1 2, Doom, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Feast, HOUSE OF WAX (US Remake, kind of), LAND OF THE DEAD, REEKER, Venom, WOLF CREEK, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, An American Haunting, BLACK CHRISTMAS (US Remake), BLACK SHEEP, BOTCHED, The Breed, COLD PREY 1 2, FRONTIER(S) (French Film), THE HILLS HAVE EYES (US Remake), THE HOST, THE OMEN (US Remake), SEE NO EVIL, SILENT HILL, SEVERANCE, SLITHER, THEM (French Film), PARADISE LOST (aka TURISTAS in the US), 1408, 30 DAYS OF NIGHT, CAPTIVITY, Dead Silence, HALLOWEEN 1 2(Reboots!), HATCHET, THE HITCHER (US Remake), I AM LEGEND, The Invasion, The Messengers, THE MOTHER OF TEARS, THE ORPHANAGE, The Reaping, REC 1 2, Red Mist, SHROOMS, VACANCY, Wind Chill, Cloverfield, The Cottage, DIARY OF THE DEAD, EDEN LAKE, THE EYE (US Remake), OUTPOST, Train (loosely based on "Terror Train") MY BLOODY VALENTINE (US Remake), THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN, FRIDAY THE 13TH (US Reboot), 100 Feet, The Uninvited, Amusement, No Man's Land: The Rise of Reeker, One Missed Call (US Remake), Prom Night (US Remake), QUARANTINE (US REMAKE), REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA, THE RUINS, THE STRANGERS, DRAG ME TO HELL (ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS FILM!! SAM RAIMI'S BEST!), DOGHOUSE, A PERFECT GETAWAY, SORORITY ROW (REMAKE), THE WOLFMAN (REMAKE), PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

2010s - A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (REMAKE), The Stepfather (Remake), THE CRAZIES (REMAKE), THE COLLECTOR (ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS FILM!!!), BLACK DEATH, TORMENTED, THE FINAL, THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (REMAKE), TRIANGLE, PREDATORS, SCREAM 4, PIRANHA 3-D, HATCHET 2, TUCKER DALE Vs EVIL, THE WARD,THE CABIN IN THE WOODS, PROMETHEUS, DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK, THE THING, THE CONJURING, INSIDIOUS 1 2, Texas Chainsaw 3D (Utter shit!),

Horror Flicks I Can't Wait To Watch!

The Cabin in the Woods, Promotheus, Black Friday 3-D, Child's Play (REMAKE), Dead of Night, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (REMAKE), The Thing (REMAKE), The Strangers 2, The Birds (REMAKE), Hallowen 3-D, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D

That's about it for the moment but I will keep updating this list so look out for it!

My Favourite Wrestlers: (Those in BOLD, ITALIC CAPITALS means I absolutely love them!)

ALEX RILEY "A-RY" (Known he was awesum ever since he came in! I know talent when I see it, and he's got lots of it!!!)

THE BIG SHOW

CHRIS MASTERS (I know he's left, but he's still awesum!)

CM PUNK

DOLPH ZIGGLER (He is perfection! And deserves to be Intercontinental Champion for as long as he can. Then when he loses it, he's goes for the WWE Championship! U just no it!)

DREW MCINTYRE

EVAN BOURNE (He's f*%$ing incredible! I love him!)

JOHN CENA (don't care wot people say about him, he's awesum end of story!)

JOHN MORRISON (He IS the SHAMAN OF SEXY and another f* awesum wrestler! Love him!) Another one who's gone, but he'll be back, and better than ever!

THE MIZ ('Cos he's the Miz and he's totally awesome!)

SANTINO MARELLA

TRIPLE H (The Game will return to show others what awesum really looks like! Him!)

VLADIMIR KOZLOV (Also gone, but never forgotten!)

WILLIAM REGAL (He's British, he's hilarious, wot more do you want?)

CHRISTIAN (Loved him since 4eva! Captain Charisma is a simply amazing wrestler!)

CODY RHODES

DANIEL BRYAN (although I don't like his choice of theme music :( )

EZEKIAL JACKSON

The Great Khali

HUNICO

JUSTIN GABRIEL (A true high-flyer, purely awesum, and downright sexy! Loved him since he was in NXT!)

KANE

RANDY ORTON (HE IS GOD, 'nuff said! Love him so much!)

SHEAMUS (Another don't care wot u think of him, he's a gr8 wrestler and from my neck of the woods (UK I mean))

SIN CARA (Move over Rey, there's a new luchadore and he's f*ing awesum!!!)

TED DiBIASE (Just as good as his Dad and then sum!)

THE UNDERTAKER

WADE BARRETT

YOSHI TATSU (his theme music also!)

Divas: ALICIA FOX, BETH PHOENIX, EVE, KELLY KELLY, KHARMA, LAYLA, NATALYA, ROSA MENDES, TAMINA, VICKI GUERRERO (I find her absolutely hilarious and she's totally awesum!), LILLIAN GARCIA

The Legends of WWE: Too many to count...!!! I will do a list when I've got the time, but it will include Stone Cold, The Rock, Shawn Michaels, the late Macho Man Randy Savage, Ric Flair, etc!

My Favourite TV Shows!

Supernatural (obviously!), 24, The 4400, Absolutely Fabulous, Alias, Angel (except for Season 4, ugh!), Bionic Woman (remake), Bottom, Brothers Sisters, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (except for Season 6, double ugh!), Castle, Charlie's Angels, CSI: Las Vegas (Absolutely love Nick Greg, they're my absolute favourites!), Miami New York, Dexter, Dinosaurs, Doctor Who (w/ Christopher Eccleston, David Tennent Matt Smith), Desperate Housewives, Firefly, French Saunders, Fringe, Ghost Whisperer, Glee (Can't live without Glee!), Harper's Island, Heroes, Little Britain, Lost, Medium, Modern Family (absolutely f awesum! Love it so much!), My Family, My Name is Earl, The Office UK US versions, Peep Show (UK version), Primeval, Red Dwarf, Robot Chicken, Smack the Pony, Smallville, Spartacus series, Spy, South Park, Terminator: the Sarah Conner Chronicles, The Thin Blue Line, Two Pints of Lager a Packet of Crisps (Series 1-6), Ugly Betty, The Vicar of Dibley, Will Grace (oh yeah!), The Walking Dead (I've fallen completely in love with Sheriff Rick Grimes! He's awesum!), Worzel Gummidge, The X-Files andThe Young Ones!

My Fav. Animated Shows! (I Love Them All!)

The 90's X-Men series, X-Men Evolution, Wolverine and the X-Men, the 90's Fantastic Four series, Fantasic Four: the World's Greatest Heroes, the 90's Spider-Man series, The Spectacular Spider-Man series, the 60's 90's Iron Man series, the 60's, 80's 90's Hulk series, the short-lived 90's Avengers series, The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes!, The Super Hero Squad Show, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Justice League Unlimited, Teen Titans, Young Justice, the 90's Batman series The Batman series, Batman: Brave and the Bold series, the 90's Superman series, The Legion of Super-Heroes series, Samurai Jack, Thundercats (you've got to admit it!), The Simpsons (obviously!), Family Guy (obviously!), South Park, Robot Chicken, The Raccoons, the 60's 00's Captain Scarlet, most Anime shows and many more!

My Fav. Comics!

That's easy! Just anything that deals with mostly Marvel DC yet I like Stormwatch The Authority and I absolutely love the Tomb Raider comics!

My Fan Fictions!

Supernatural:

Sam is PHOENIX! Saga, Sam is DARK PHOENIX saga and my version of Supernatural Season 4 onwards (depends on how far I can go and how many people want to read them!)

Smallville:

My version of Smallville Season 8 (and onwards if necessary!)

Remakes, Re-imaginings (whatever you want to call them!)

1) Friday the 13th series

More coming soon!

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