Okay this is a crack fic and really random. Aura14 did Jou's parts, my friend Ray did Mokuba, and I did Seto. We obviously don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or otherwise there would be many yaoi pairings. The plot or lack thereof is completely ours though so enjoy! Warnings: Swearing and some mentions of yaoi
Day 1
Seto: Speak
Jou: Arf
Seto: You finally accepted the fact I'm your master then?
*Jou punches Seto who dodges*
Jou: You fucking bastard!
Seto: And you're an unintelligent, worthless mutt
Jou: Well sorry for barely passing my classes. It's not my fault!
Seto: Sure it isn't.
*Jou glomps Seto*
Seto: What the hell?!! Are you on drugs?!
Jou: Bastard
Mokuba: This isn't making any sense
Jou: It doesn't have to
Mokuba: This is bullshit
Seto: Mokuba! Watch your language.
Mokuba: Sorry niisama
Jou: hehe you have to call him niisama!
Mokuba: So?
Seto: Leave my brother alone bonkotsu (mediocre)
Jou: Why he's more fun than you are.
Mokuba: You liar!
Jou: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Depends on my mood.
Seto: You make no sense
Jou: It's your fault your tall!
Seto: What does that have to do with making sense?
Jou: I can't even bend over with you standing next to me
Mokuba: Why?
Jou: You're too young to find out
Seto: Surprisingly I agree with the pup
Jou: Seriously? I'm not completely stupid!
Seto: Well…
Jou: What's with calling me pup instead of mutt?
Seto: It fits better.
Jou: Really now? Wait a second I shouldn't be agreeing to this
Mokuba: Now be a good present
Jou: What do you mean a good present? It's not anyone's birthday or a holiday!
Mokuba: You'll find out later, right Seto?
Jou thinks "Now I'm officially afraid"
Seto: Exactly Mokuba
Jou: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
Seto: You'll find out later.
Jou: I'm going to lock my windows and doors and weld them shut now.
Seto: But then you would either die from starvation or lack of oxygen *smirk*
Jou: Well at least I'd be away from you!
Seto: Not really I could get someone to break down the walls.
Jou: Get a katana and cut the rest down!
Seto: You're full of random outbursts aren't you?
Jou: You just noticed?
Seto: No, but still where do you come up with this crap?
Jou: Don't know just pops into my mind
Seto: You're seriously messed up.
Jou: I'm just a creepy little spider hiding in your shoe. I'm just sitting here with nothing to do.
Seto: Sometimes I wonder why I like you
Jou: You like me?!!!!! 0.0
Seto: Did I stutter? No.
*Jou blushes and runs away*
Seto: Damn that's not how I expected it to go.
TBC!
Well that's all for day 1! I was bored in art so this is the result. It's really not that long but oh well.