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Phoenix has been kidnapped by a madman who has a score to settle with Edgeworth. He's been imprisoned in an oubliette somewhere and now Edgeworth, with a little help from his friends, must race against time to save him from his Nemesis' clutches. PxE

Serving a life sentence for murder, Diego thought he had nothing left to lose - until a stroke robbed him of the ability to speak and write. Now the prison whipping boy, he grows more isolated and alone...until the boy comes. Written for the PW Kink Meme.

Mia/Diego. Diego is assigned as the mentor of the new rookie at Grossberg Law Offices. What starts as an interesting diversion, an opportunity for some play at work slowly becomes something more as Diego finds himself falling head over heels for Ms Mia Fey without even realizing it.

After Gilbert Beilschmidt kills himself, eight of his friends discover that they're in his suicide note. They form the Confidants' Club, determined to keep their wrongdoings secret. But as lies tangle up and drag various people into the mix, rumors fly, tensions build, and soon, everyone is a suspect... Multiple slight pairings. Completed.

Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth are thrown for a loop when the Wright family reveals a startling secret. Challenge posted by CRyogenic-maelStr01m. JULY 2015- All Chapters have been edited for minor spelling/grammatical errors. Also some minor plot/character edits. Minor epilogue added. If you haven't read this check it out! Or whatever...

Hiroki wakes up and finds his bed empty. Nowaki isn't there anymore. Betrayal and sorrow fill his heart, but beneath it all is hat tiny spark of hope that one day his love will return to him. A story that starts one day before Nowaki leaves for Amercia. MPREG in later chapters and RATING M in SOME! Appereance of all Junjou couples.

From the space of two centuries, Phoenix reflects on his life, remembers the tragedy that condemns him to walk the world alone and the memories that break his heart again and again in the home that he and Miles once shared together. Vampire!PxE, Tragedy/Angst

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

'I don't even know how many times I tried to contact him... But he never replied.' Yet Phoenix is not the only one who is waiting for a response. Far away in Germany, Miles is waiting too. Oneshot. Based on prompt from PW Kink Meme.

A day in Phoenix's and Miles' life. Phoenix is making dinner one evening, reflecting on how happy he and Miles are now and how glad he is that he gave him, and their relationship, another chance...

Fic request for StudioKawaii. Now that the state of California has struck down the ban on same sex marriages, Phoenix decides to ask Miles to marry him and he plans to do so formally at the festival that they will be attending later that evening...

It's just like truth or dare, but you only submit dares! I own nothing but my OC's. On hiatus, until AJ:TOT is done.

Bernard senses something... different going on between his two masters. But with the both of them too proud to make a move, the young man decides that it's time to do something about it himself... HA/JH

Six hours. Three hundred and sixty minutes, stuck in a train carriage with America. England decides to engage his mind by contemplating any everyday situation for a country that could possibly be worse than this. None come to mind. USUK. COMPLETE.

It rains after the Hammond trial. PhoenixEdgeworth. Feystivus 2014 gift.

The nations meet the 18 districts of Hong Kong! OCs and OOC-ness galore cause I'm a new fanfic writer. Rated T just in case.

It's a frightening thing, falling for someone who is like the very embodiment of a storm. And even though he believes, for he always will, the strength of his belief has a limit. (Or, four times Mistoffelees and Tugger nearly kissed and the one time they did.)

all Manfred von Karma wanted was a balance, a perfect justice. [young!Manfred, multi-chaptered]

"When the time comes, you will watch. But you will do nothing." The angels struggle to follow their Master's orders, even if it means watching Him be tortured and killed before their very eyes. Young Samuel is tempted to disobey. The Easter Story from the angels' perspective.

It was this sentimentality, Franziska was certain, that made Miles Edgeworth such a weak, vulnerable fool...

Miles curls up when he sleeps; Phoenix clings. P/E oneshot

Jennyanydots gives a wonderful lesson about how not to suck as a writer. "Maybe the reason nobody is reading or reviewing your work is because you don't pay attention in school," she says. (And then everyone goes to Eighties Night at the club.)

Entry into the Smut University Challenge. The story prompt I was given for this challenge: Sirius finds a series of erotic novels in the book shop and decides he wants to act out some of the choicer scenes, now all he needs is a partner. RL/SB.

Phoenix, Miles, and Franziska are each struggling for what they want, and soon discover sometimes the best relationships are formed when we fight the hardest for them. Eventual pairings: Phoenix/Miles and Franziska/Adrian. Set after T&T, eventual AU to AJ.

It is not of successful cases, or celebratory gatherings, or first kisses that his mind wanders to when the other is mentioned. It is of cold feet and breakfast and goodbye kisses that he thinks of. That's what this is, what cherishing is, not the grand gestures of it all. [Edgeworth/Phoenix]

"I...don't really know how to say this...I wanted to ask you for some help with-with dating," he finished lamely. "Don't fall in love with an axe crazy murderess?" Phoenix deadpanned. Apollo asks Phoenix for some fatherly advice regarding his love life.. Cue sarcasm, cross examination techniques, and general hilarity. Familial Fluff. Originally a kink meme fill.

Klavier comes to visit his parents' house for dinner, and brings a special guest. (Klapollo fic, includes Gavin parents ocs [Analysis included])

Apollo visits Phoenix one night and does something very unexpected. Has Apollo betrayed Phoenix?

Miles Edgeworth is alone on Valentine's Day, again. It's not nearly as funny as the premise suggests. [narumitsu, jfa verse]

Sometimes Adrian can't stand to be alone. [fradrian]

Myriam Scuttlebutt is the daughter of Larry Butz. (Kink Meme Prompt)

Maya Fey receives a visitor. [franziska/maya] [set during reunion and turnabout]

At twenty five years old, he is quite possibly in young, awkward love with his male rival and best friend. It had its advantages, he had to admit, with the lingering taste of wine on his lips.

[Discontinued] [AU] Apollo Justice is the adopted son of renowned defense lawyer Phoenix Wright and is studying to follow in his father's footsteps. He never gave love a second thought - that is, until he meets handsome foreign aristocrat Klavier Gavin at a ball one night, a chance encounter that plunges him into a life of decadence and pleasure from which he might not resurface.

After losing a bet to Klavier, Apollo finds himself forced to wear a dress. Here comes Artemis Justice!

In which Maya Fey finds out that Franziska von Karma, prosecutor extraordinaire, has never had a burger. [maya/franziska]

The surprising thing was that Maya resorted to using her own money to buy her burgers. If this didn't ring alarms bells in Nick's head, nothing would.

An interlude, occuring after the fight with Curley, and then after Lennie's death. Explores homosocial/possibly homoromantic behavior, but non-sexual.

It's Valentine's Day in L.A., and that can only mean one thing for the ace attorneys and assistants: valentines! Ten people, ten valentines each. Because Valentine's Day last longer than just the 14th of February. (Variation 3, 100 Themes) (JFA-T&T)

Although he'd saved Phoenix's social life in the mock trial, Miles Edgeworth was no artist. [narumitsu] [prompt fill]

In the aftermath of a heavenly battle, Raphael tends to an injured Michael. The two brothers share a moment of grief. Oneshot.

I don't know how I got into that kind of situation. Don't ask, because I don't know. It's scientifically unexplainable. But somehow, on a rainy Tuesday afternoon two days before the murder trial of a man whose name I didn't bother to remember, I found myself sitting on the floor of Klavier Gavin's office, painting his nails.

They say a person's life can be measured in milestone moments. For Phoenix Wright, his life can be measured in hospital visits. Five times Phoenix visited the hospital, and the one time he never left. Warning for character death. Phoenix/Edgeworth.

Manfred von Karma took Franziska and Miles to a prosecuting convention. But even before they get in the car to leave, chaos ensues. And it kept ensuing the whole trip. Everyone who is, was, will be, or is related to a prosecutor is in this story. Mostly randomness, but enjoy!

Godot gets a visitor on New Years Day.

Simon goes to the Wright Anything Agency Christmas party, and meets a number of people, including Miss Athena Cykes. Simon is confronted by feelings that he's never had before. The only thing stopping him from admitting them- Are they returned?

Phoenix Wright's heart was unusually heavy for that of a fourth grader. [narumitsu]

Gumshoe wins the lottery and decides to spread the holiday cheer.

Edgeworth is leaving for Europe again and Phoenix sees him off at the airport. PhoenixEdgeworth, Oneshot.

Four times Miles Edgeworth denies having feelings for his rival, and one time he doesn't.

Apollo knew that he should have been paying attention to where Trucy put up the mistletoe.

Nowaki chanced upon a letter Hiro-San wrote to him during their 11th christmas together. Many feelings, expressions that Hiro-San never once showed are unfolded. (This story is more gentle, loving, kind, touching. So if you like this genre, please read it!)

The left brain is logical, rational, and analytical. The right brain is random, creative, and intuitive. Together, they form a balance. M/M

Each new addition came with a note. A short one-shot about Phoenix's DVD collection growing over the years.

Maya/Franziska story/collection of drabbles based on random words. Like apiary. Or emphysema. (yuri or shoujo-ai.)

Phoenix and Miles are in an unfortunate circumstance in a train bedroom car. — Narumitsu.

Maya's spirit medium training reaches an all-time level of crazy when she accidentally channels Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth at the same time. However, the REAL trouble starts when Pearls sends them back... to the wrong bodies. In the middle of a big case, can the two rivals survive long enough in each other's shoes to find the truth?

It's only natural for a kid to be curious. Different Ace Attorney kids ask the same, very important question. Short, separate oneshots. Chapter 7: Ema wants to find out how babies are made...scientifically.

Teacher had them write letters to the future. But they were nine, and none of them had any clue what the future would bring. Nick, Larry, and Miles as fourth graders, contemplating the future. A little fluffy look at how things might have been. NOW COMPLETE

Italy's acting weird. He's not even eating his pasta! What's wrong with him? Sorry, I suck at summaries.

"It doesn't matter how many underhanded tricks a person uses- the truth will always find a way to make itself known. Erasing the paradoxes one by one... It's never easy. We claw and scratch for every inch- but we will always eventually reach that one single truth. " - Like the seasons, humans are changing constantly. Miles Edgeworth is no exception to this rule.

Short, set in the very first AA game. During Turnabout Goodbyes, Larry shows up as a surprise witness. Von Karma is never given enough time to prepare him, but they do end up having a little chat. Written in late celebration of the release of "Professor Layton vs Ace Attorney" and "Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies" (in Japan).

Or four times Phoenix taught her something, one time Edgeworth did, and one time Pearl taught everyone else.

Remus is given an hour to live. Against Madame Pomfrey's wishes, he returns to the flat that he and Sirius shared, leaving instructions that no one is to follow. Sirius disregards the instructions and follows Remus home. Takes place just after the Battle of Hogwarts. Full Summary available inside. Three shot. RL/SB. AU.

Marvin Grossberg has a crush on someone... and he wants to let that person know. What will happen when he tells him? Marvin Grossberg x Miles Edgeworth crackfic, Teen, Humor

A young boy makes it his mission to investigate some weird sounds that have been coming from an abandoned, decaying house at the end of the street for the past three months and gets a little more than he bargained for by someone he doesn't expect. A 'haunted' house story with a humorous twist!

After eight years, Phoenix and Miles once again find themselves facing each other in court. Only this time, it may take a little coaxing from their friends to mend their broken relationship. No spoilers for AA5.

On a leaf-strewn fall day, Phoenix has something special to ask Miles... Teen, PxE, fluff

'Sometimes, words just aren't necessary. With a dream in their hearts, and an unbreakable bond between them.. What more could possibly be needed' Just a little drabble about the two punks that break my heart on a daily basis. Set pre- AJ timeline when they're 16.

Gakupo loves Luka; she doesn't love him back. So, who better to go to for advice than Len, Kaito, and Forever-Alone-Piko? The blue-haired ice cream lover offers Gakupo some words of wisdom that just might bring the two closer: "Play her game. Agree with her when she says she's too good for you. People always want what they can't have." COMPLETE

It has been eight years since they last saw each other, but the events that occurred could never be able to take away what they once had. Reunion fic. One shot

Phoenix reflects on the recent events and tries to decide what to do next. He could always take the bar again, but how do you go about rekindling an old friendship after being separated for eight years? Oneshot!

(Imagine person A making person B a friendship bracelet, expecting person B to never wear it, but when it's given to them, person B puts it on and is rarely seen with it off.) "Look, see?" He stood to the young lawyers left side slightly and placed their arms next to each other. "Bracelet buddies." Phoenix gave a cheeky grin and Apollo held back a snort.

Natsumi is deathly ill with a dangerous space disease that has no known cure. Her condition is getting worse and worse every passing second. Now, it's up to Giroro to help her by putting her out of her misery. But can he bring himself to do it? Short GiroNatsu Story...

MilesxFranziska fanfic that gives accounts of their upbringing under Manfred von Karma, followed by a relationship that develops. I rewrote my outline to feature 2 trials between Phoenix and Edgeworth. At least once a day updating. DISCLAIMER: Capcom owns these characters, not me. UPDATE: I'm dedicating this work to my cousin, who just lost his battle with cancer. R.I.P, 1973-2013

On an unusually rainy day before the beginning of summer in a public shopping area with no one in it, the car broke down. Well, at least there's dumplings. Mentions of Egoist, sex, blow jobs, but nothing explicitly described. Please R&R.

They were supposed to grow old and be happy together forever. That happiness is being threatened by Phoenix's recurring bouts of temporary memory loss. It's getting harder for Miles to look after his love.

Phoenix has to go and have a blood test at the doctor's clinic, but he's afraid of needles and has been ever since he was young. He asks Edgeworth to come with him to the appointment and finds him to be incredibly supportive, but how will he cope when Phoenix has a panic attack? Established relationship fluff. Written for the Kinkmeme. TW: Needles

A simple question leads to a lie, and a lie leads to a truth about Klavier Gavin that Ema Skye never would have expected. Who knew his lifestyle has not always been so glimmerous? Rated a strong T, although it ends happily enough. Klavier G.\Ema S.

What's up with Phoenix Wright's new hat? Sequel to "Unusual Punishment." This is set about a year after the events of Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. I wouldn't say there are spoilers for the game, but if you haven't played Apollo Justice you might be a bit confused by some parts.

Where did Yuki Kaai go? Everyone had asked. Oliver held the flower in his hand, wishing the hardest of them all as he cried. One-shot OliYuki.

It's been seven years since Phoenix disappeared out of Miles' life and he's come, once again, to this same park bench as he has done every year since then to meet with Phoenix to try to convince him to come home. This year, Miles is tired, at the end of his rope and heart sore, wondering why he even bothers. Will this year be different? PxE, Teen, semi-AU, some elements of AJ

Their Master made a decisicion they can't change. GakupoXKaito

Nine-year-old Phoenix just wants to feel special for Valentine's Day. His classmate Miles hates the silly holiday, but wants his friend to be happy. Kid-fluff!

Miles Edgeworth never liked the holiday season, he saw it as nothing more than a excuse for people to be lazy and skip work. However, on Christmas Eve he's faced with some very spirited visitors who are determined to show him the reason for the season. Written for the Wright and Co. Law Offices Facebook page.

Gakupo asks Kaito why he loves ice cream. AU. Drabble-ish.

I had to write this for my English project. So it's George's letter to Lennie a year after he died, talking about how guilty he feels.

Franziska had never intended to fall in love. Franziska/Maya. Request from a friend.

Adrian wants to confess her feelings to Franziska, but lacks the courage. She becomes overly concerned when she learns that something is seriously bothering Franziska - so much so that she's stopped whipping people. The two of them discuss the issue, and Adrian is ready to prove she'll be there for Franziska no matter what.

"If we were someplace else?" Raleigh wonders, his imagination already supplying a garden party.

Loose lips sink ships. "I never needed you! I don't need you at all!" A series of song fics loosely connected, depicting the very turbulent relationship between America and Britain.

This time of year always reminds Miles of his father. This story is a series of vignettes covering twelve years of Christmas time in the life of Edgeworth. Contains appearances by Phoenix, Franziska, Manfred von Karma, Gregory Edgeworth, and Lana Skye.

After being involved in a disaster, Miles Edgeworth is left injured in a way that will change his life forever. Fate's choice of a hospital roommate could be his only option for determining how to start his life over again.

Study in Pink spoilers. Sherlock has been curious for quite a while as to what resides within a password-locked folder on John's laptop. One day, he decides to find out... with a very surprising outcome. John/Sherlock.

Even though they're headed for the eleventh floor, Phoenix smiles reassuringly at him and says it's no trouble at all if they take the stairs. Fifty oneliners, Nick/Edgey that you can interpret whicheeeever way you want.

It's December the 28th- the day the DL-6 Incident happened- and the stairs in the court building is under repair. Miles is now left to gawk in disbelief at his luck- or rather, a lack of it- and at the menacing metal box in front of him. Slight NaruMitsu.

Edgeworth attempts suicide because of something von Karma said and various other things. Only Phoenix can help him recover. PxE. T for cursing. One or two chapters, max.

Thirteen year old Franziska twists her ankle and is unable to walk. Miles is the only one there and decides to carry her. Franziska does not. like. this. Written for the kink meme.

Common sense would tend to dictate that Ron DeLite would not be a particularly good person from whom to seek relationship advice. But since when has common sense ever stopped Dick Gumshoe? Ron/Desiree and Gumshoe/Maggey fluff; one-shot.

November 2nd has rolled around again and Phoenix finds himself depressed as he still grieves the loss of his parents twenty years earlier. Can Miles, and a miracle, pull him out of the depths of his despair? Alternate Universe, Teen, PxE

Kink Meme prompt again. The challenge was to write post-GS4 Klavier being absolutely devastated by losing both Daryan and Kristoph but also falling head over heels for Apollo. And Apollo returns his feelings, with sweet, cuddle-filled comfort-fluff.

"My, my, I'm used to marks being left on me by the ladies, but never have I received one such as this!" the man cried in an excited voice as he stared in awe at the lash mark, a German accent lurking in his words.

A short piece I wrote for the kink meme. "Miles Edgeworth was crying. This was wrong. This was completely off. And one Phoenix Wright had no idea why the prosecutor was so upset." Contains: P/E

Miles/Phoenix From the LJ kink meme - Edgeworth dashes into a burning building to save Phoenix. P/E pairing not a must, but if anon can work in some mouth-to-mouth resucitation in there, that'd be awesome. -

A quick sad scene between Rod and Nicky. I'm sooo sorry to them. I wish I made this kinder. Sorry, Rod, I hurt you the most...

Miles has had a really bad day and he and Phoenix get into a bitter fight when he gets home. Miles wonders what Phoenix sees in him but Phoenix will convince him that it doesn't matter if he isn't perfect-he loves him as he is. T, PxE

Papa had always told her that only fools fell in love. When she falls in love, she vows to prove him wrong - that a von Karma can be in love and still be perfect. Franziska/Maya

Franziska decides to kill two birds with one stone: apologize to Maya Fey, and work around her dislocated shoulder and subsequent inability to use her whip. Written for the Kink Meme. No pairings; warnings inside.

When Phoenix visits Edgeworth in his office after the prosecutor has been abroad for several months, many questions loom. The most prominent? "What is the DEAL with that chess set?" Friendship/cluelessness on both sides.

A post-AJ fic where Trucy comes home to find her "Daddy" in a conversation with someone she hasn't met before...Contains P/E and hints of K/A. One-shot.

Alternate Universe. An elderly Phoenix reflects on his life after Miles' death three years earlier and hopes that this Christmas they can finally be reunited. Teen, PxE

Klavier Gavin wants to help a certain "prodigy"...KlavierxFranziska. Implied one-sided FranziskaxEdgeworth. help concerning a better title is welcome!

Edgeworth is awoken by a fever-induced nightmare and Phoenix sings him a lullaby to help calm him down. PxE

All people are shaped by their surroundings, and Franziska von Karma is no exception. Raised by her alcoholic mother, Veronika, and abandoned to live with her demanding father, Manfred, she learns to understand the true value of perfection. FranzyxMiles

In whch Trucy Wright attempts to present her family tree to the class. Spoilers for all games, and I guess for my other fic as well.

Miles has died... and an elderly Phoenix needs to find a reason to go on. After the funeral, he'll come to see that family is always there when you need them and that true love never dies.

“No way, don’t even! You don’t get to leave until you tell me who you like!" Larry suspects that Phoenix likes someone and won't stop until he finds out who.

During an nighttime coffee run, Apollo manages to get himself shot at. Once he regains consciousness he finds himself in a different hospital than the Hickfield clinic, with a certain blonde prosecutor at his bedside. Rated T, contains German and boy love

Apollo gets snowed on, Klavier decides to save him. KlavierxApollo. Pretty fluffy.

Edgeworth has been back from his studies abroad for a few months, relentlessly cleaning the Wright Anything Agency. While finally tackling the 'bedroom' he finds something from the past that inspires a few memories. Phoenix/Edgeworth : AJ Timeline

If you love me... won't you let me know? Gumshoe x Maggey one-shot. Takes place between T&T and AJ. Please Review.

Alzheimer's is a progressive and fatal brain disease that has no cure. Phoenix/Edgeworth, written for the kink meme.

Trucy's afraid of one thing.. of being left behind. But she'll never have to be alone again... Phoenix Wright is her daddy, after all.

Sometimes darkness can become overwhelming. Suffocating, even. Sometimes reaching for air seems useless. But, no matter how thick the darkness may appear, there is always a light. ::Daddy!Phoenix Centric::

Phoenix thought of him a lot, but all he had left was a simple lullaby--the only thing Phoenix could actually play on a piano. Minor spoilers for AJ PxE

Phoenix couldn't even say his famous catchphrase after he found out Maya and Franziska were lovers. Edgeworth went through the same problem. Maya X Franziska in 30 random sentences with game references. Shoujo ai, yuri, femmeslash. Please R & R!

One Saturday in 4th grade, Larry decides to host a sleepover, and invites his two best friends, Phoenix and Edgeworth. One problem: Edgeworth's never been to a sleepover. How will he react? Complete!

Against the floor, face pressed fully against the cold, dirty stone, lay Bellatrix Lestrange. Her once beautiful body was bruised and marred, betrayed by her many long years at her cell in the wizarding prison. Oneshot.

[Oneshot] And it was with those weak arguments Miles Edgeworth had found himself holding a long row of multicolored lights and sparkling white garnish. [MilesXPhoenix]

[oneshot AA Case 5] Young Edgeworth listens to a story that his father tells, but what does that exactly have to do with the present?

Spoilers for Case 3 of Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations. Gumshoe feels dumber than normal, and knows that his chances with Maggey are shot. Fluff.

For The I - Sequel.Epilogue to "Til Our Dreams Come True". Ever wondered how Avenue Q was made into a show even though Princeton's idea was shot down? Well, you see, Moses found a box containing some of Nicky's old stuff...

Avenue Q is a place to start off in your life. To let you start small and build until you get bigger and eventually leave. But what if, once you leave Avenue Q, you have to leave it for good?

It was often very difficult enough to convince Pearl Fey to take a Wada Calcium CD3 pill, but when Pearl finally agrees to a compromise...Phoenix and Maya had better watch out! Oneshot.