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Joined 07-16-10, id: 2450319, Profile Updated: 12-28-17
Author has written 25 stories for Hellsing, Yu-Gi-Oh, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, Penguins of Madagascar, Hogan's Heroes, Horatio Hornblower, and Forever.

Welcome to my profile! Here be some pretty zany and/or wacked-out stuff. When writing, I really like AUs, silly humor, villains and side characters, backstories, love-hate relationships, loathe-hate relationships, courtroom scenes, neglecting my OCs, first-person framing devices, and most of all, puns. Just so you know what to expect.


In terms of stories, if something hasn't been at the top of my list for a long time, I'm probably not going to pick it up again (because I'm kind of lazy that way). Also, the quality of my writing gets rather abysmal the closer you get to the bottom of this page. Just letting you know.

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¡Guadalupe! by 6GunSally reviews
The gruesome murder of a Mexican soap opera star has everyone in a tizzy-but never mind that! Edgeworth is about to turn 21 and Neil and Jake Marshall think he's got a few wild oats to sow... Cover art by Blazerepose.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Miles E., Neil M., Jake M., D. Gumshoe
The Mystery of Sean Moore's Death by foreverHenry919 reviews
The death of FBI Agent Janeisha Trent prompts Agent Mark Fredrickson to join Team Morgan in the investigation. He steps on everybody's toes, especially Henry's when Jo seems to develop a romantic interest in him. Henry decides to fight for the woman he loves after being urged by Abe and the others. But the FBI agent's death might be a murder and might be connected to Sean Moore's.
Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,633 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Complete
The Miracle of Life by N3GatorFan reviews
Robert Morgan has been nervous about becoming a father for the first time. When the anticipated day arrives, he discovers that, in order to accept the miracle that is happening, he needs to confront his fears for the child's future. One-shot.
Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/19/2018 - Henry M. - Complete
Exposure by N3GatorFan reviews
For years, Henry has been trying to tell Jo his secret. One day, it comes out in an unexpected way. Now, Henry has to deal with Jo's—and his own—inevitable reaction to the truth. Set about a year after 1x22. One-shot.
Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Henry M., Abe, J. Martinez - Complete
A Good Man by Random Flyer reviews
Drabble. Mathews reflects on the types of officers in the British Navy and where Mr. Hornblower falls. Just a quick character sketch. Please R&R.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2017 - Matthews - Complete
The Adventures of Felix the Mouse and His Human by 2lieutenant reviews
Episodes through the eyes of Carter's mouse.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 7/5/2017 - Complete
Abyssal Path by Exile Wrath reviews
Inspector-turned-Enforcer Tsunemori Akane maintained a Crime Coefficient of 120 on purpose, so then she could work on the side of the law and not draw any questions as she hunted for the man that gave potential killers the tools to kill. In reality, she could lower it anytime and waltz out the doors, but behind the doors of the MWPSB was the last place Makishima would expect her.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,691 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - S. Kougami, Akane T., S. Makishima
The things we do for our friends by Woodland Nymph reviews
In order to rescue a member of the group, the Heroes attempt to break into Klink's office One Shot
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2017 - Complete
Operation: Challenge by PeaceBaby7 reviews
I felt the need to take on a writing challenge, so I found one on deviantArt. It gave me a list of one hundred prompts to write a one-shot for. For the next several months, I will write a series of unrelated short stories of various genres for each of the themes. *Most recent installment: "Tears," published 01.12.17*
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 36,438 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 1/25/2015
The Von Karma Name by AnbarElectrum reviews
A Von Karma's childhood is a series of lessons, and Miles Edgeworth is a Von Karma now, whether he likes it or not. Little does he suspect that the most important lessons won't come from his tutors at all… Edgeworth-centric drabble series, though Franziska and Manfred von Karma feature heavily.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,839 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Miles E., Franziska vK., Manfred vK.
Simulacrum by Hideauze reviews
Set after the first anime season, Simulacrum tells the story of Shusei Kagari and Shogo Makishima after they are integrated into the Sibyl System against their will - and how they plan to bring it down from the inside.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,228 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 10/11/2015 - S. Kougami, Akane T., S. Kagari, S. Makishima
Luck Of The Draw by OLadyOfSpiral reviews
He was an American Colonel and leader of the underground resistance against the Nazis. She was an author that wanted nothing more than to play merry havoc with his storyline and life. Dare I mention things won't go well for the Colonel and his men in this non-Mary Sue tale?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - R. Hogan - Complete
Well, That Escalated Quickly by Danzinora Switch reviews
Please, Lord, just let things go right for once. It was just supposed to be a simple exchange.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2016 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
Life Line Made of Red Ribbon by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard, Integra, Walter, Seras, Pip, Anderson, and...Maxwell... Hellsing recieves a little gift from the Iscariots...one that plants eyes and ears within the walls of the organization.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,195 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Alexander, Alucard
In the Watches of the Night - A Good Dream by Missy the Least reviews
One man's nightmare is another's dream - As Hochstetter is brought to trial, he tries to crack a 'code' in Klink's war time journal (he fails), but was it really just a good dream? Hogan/Klink slash in future chapters, but this may be read alone, no slash in this chapter.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2016
Kätzchen by LittleMissSpitfire reviews
Klink forms an unlikely friendship with a kitten. What adventures await Klink and his new companion? 2016 PBA awards Bronze winner for Most Unique Story and Best Long General.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,270 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/2/2014 - W. Klink - Complete
Beneath the First Impressions by willwrite4fics reviews
How did some of the first meetings between our favorite characters go? I hope this will end up being a few of those meetings, starting out with Schultz and Newkirk. Early pre-show time period.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 7/22/2015 - H. Schultz, P. Newkirk - Complete
Beyond the Descent by FloatingPizza reviews
Sometimes there's a fine line between fear and longing.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2015 - W. Klink - Complete
100 Things AnE Characters Are Not Allowed To Do by wildkurofang reviews
In which God has a wicked sense of humor and the Vatican is not amused. List with snippets attached. Everything goes. Including the cast of Ao no Exorcist's sanity. Rated T because Satan is a very bad parent.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Mephisto P., A. Angel, Satan, Rin O.
Alucard and Integra of Neverland by FaeryTale Faever reviews
One night Integra discovers a mysterious shadow in her nursery belonging to a beautiful boy named Alucard, who whisks her away to Neverland. There she encounters lost boys, natives, pirates, and the adventure of her life. ("Alternate Ending" has become the true ending.) (Complete)
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,745 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Word of the Day by 6GunSally reviews
A gallimaufry of vignettes proffered seriatim for your delectation; gleaned from an amalgam of Ace Attorney and the fervid and unwavering pursuit of eminent intellectual erudition! A writer is naught if not a lover of words! New Chapter!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 25,243 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
The King and The Princess by Rittie reviews
They were destined for something from the moment they met. In that life and every other one they live through together. [Gorgonicshipping drabbles, from the first meeting to a gift from above. Spoilers inside so beware as well as mentions of other characters, but no other shippings. T to be safe.]
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - [Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Rio K.] Yuma T., Ryoga K./Shark - Complete
Turnabout Honeymoon by 6GunSally reviews
Miles Edgeworth is left reeling after his acquittal in the Hammond Murder. Nothing can be the way it was, not when the man he'd idolized for the last 15 years turned out to be a criminal. New update! Chapter 52! Thanks for R&R!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 222,181 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Franziska vK., Manfred vK., Miles E.
More Than You Think You Are by 6GunSally reviews
Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth are thrown for a loop when the Wright family reveals a startling secret. Challenge posted by CRyogenic-maelStr01m. JULY 2015- All Chapters have been edited for minor spelling/grammatical errors. Also some minor plot/character edits. Minor epilogue added. If you haven't read this check it out! Or whatever...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F., Franziska vK., Miles E. - Complete
I Know Her by PeaceBaby7 reviews
Marlene meets Antonio and he's head over heels, so much that he's deathly afraid of accidentally doing something that will blow his chances with her. When Marlene tells him that Skipper knows her better than anyone, Antonio goes to him for advice to win her heart. But what happens when Skipper starts to recognize something he hadn't realized before?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Skipper, Marlene] Antonio - Complete
Until You Love Me by becsti reviews
I'm your biggest fan; I'll follow you until you love me. Wendy moves into the same apartment block as Edgeworth. Stalking ensues.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Miles E., Wendy O. - Complete
Operation: Fluffy Pink Sugar by GrandOldPenguin reviews
Marlene's dream of adopting a child comes true when she meets her daughter for the first time. A short sequel to "Beyond DNA."
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Skipper, Marlene] OC - Complete
Relating on a Molecular Level by littlebirdy05 reviews
When an invention goes wrong leaving the penguins and company human, the penguins struggle to remember what had happened that day and search for a way to return to normal. As time goes by, they find it may not be as easy as they had hoped- and that returning to normal may not be what they want... But an old enemy may make that decision for them.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015
Chaotic Friday by Kensalyn reviews
When Maxxor and Chaor use two Mugics at the same time, body-switching confusion ensues! Plus, Tom and Kaz have gotten a little too close of a peek! It's rated T because even I don't know what'll happen next!
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,588 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 3/29/2010
Polyester Girl by Hyaenaa reviews
Rico contemplates his relationship with his girlfriend, Miss Perky, in addition to his overall role within his team.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Rico - Complete
Take Her Away by Eternity Locket reviews
The grim reapers have finally captured Undertaker. However, making him speak is going to be even harder than catching him. Undertaker has nothing to fear, for he has nothing to lose. Except, perhaps, that last hidden treasure he still holds dear...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,096 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Grell S., Undertaker, Ronald K., Claudia P.
Barian and Back Again by Yurei Hanatsuki reviews
What would happen if a human, still alive, was made into a Barian? A question Vector wants to know the answer to, though it won't be in the way he wants. Featuring the Barian Guardians created by Durbe the Barian. No pairings, though some might be hinted at. Rated T for language, and implications thereof. Image made on the Avatar customization from Gaia Online.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Yuma T., Astral, Seven Barian Lords, OC
Exorcising the Demon Prosecutor by AceFangirl reviews
Sequel to Turnabout Sparks. Spoilers for PW, ME, kind of JFA, possibly AJ and while I'm at it maybe T&T. Rated T because Ace Attorney is. Expect weekly updates for the time being. Miles can admit to himself that he loves Maria, but so far that's as far as he's gotten. Is it even worth pursuing her? After all, who would love a Demon Prosecutor?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 54 - Words: 140,488 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Apollo J., Miles E., OC - Complete
Home Renovations by SilvorMoon reviews
Dr. Faker wants his old friend to feel at home with him. The first thing to do is going to be to clean out some old things and some unpleasant memories.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Dr. Faker, Tron/Byron A. - Complete
The Only Thing that Matters by Homura Bakura reviews
[complete] There are no more plots, no more schemes. Vector of Barian is, for the first time in his life, completely adrift after Astral restores him to life. What is there for him to do now? Perhaps the answer lies with the single person that ever considered him a friend...if he can bring himself to come to terms with the idea. [not foilshipping]
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu - Complete
Broken by Keeralie Starflight reviews
The guilt never goes away...even when everyone told that he didn't kill Light, he had still shot him. When Matsuda thought that he could forget what he had done, everything fell apart for the second time. Someone he has known for a long time dies, and he realizes that this war is far from over. Rated T because it's Death Note, and for character death. Matsu/Sayu, possible Mogi/OC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 76,684 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Matsuda T., Sayu Y.] Aizawa S., Mogi K.
Drowning In Water by meshimoon reviews
ep133 spoilers. Merag-centric. K plus cuz swearing..?
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Rio K. - Complete
Bad Dreams by wolfgirlnowandforever reviews
After the war, the former Barian Emperors live together in the Kamishiro Mansion. They all have bedrooms near each other (except for Vector), and since the walls are paper thin, they can all hear when someone is having a nightmare. It's become routine for them to go into that person's room and spend the night.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,202 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Rio K., Iris, Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Misael - Complete
A New Chapter by seastar529 reviews
Dumon's place had been stolen, but maybe just maybe he can get over it. If he gets help.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Ryoga K./Shark, Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Durbe, Seven Barian Lords - Complete
9 to 5 Homsar by THEdragon-of-rainbows reviews
Homsar waits at the local bus stop
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Complete
Umbreytingu by Elfpen reviews
Toothless has somehow managed to get himself turned into a human. Hiccup is, understandably, having a strange day. Non-slash
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,516 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
Turnabout Outbreak by PengyChan reviews
Sequel to Turnabout to the Past. Two international spies are investigating a nanobiology company's shady side business. Meanwhile, in LA, Blackquill finds himself prosecuting a very odd murder that will cause him to cross paths with the Phantom once again.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,940 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Calisto Y., S. Blackquill, Athena C., B. Fulbright - Complete
Alone in the Dark by seastar529 reviews
When shadows begin to rise, no one can save you. Vector knows this better than anyone.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
Order of the Outcasts: Origins by Higuchimon reviews
A bard. A priestess. A mage. A druid. A gladiator. A ranger. A man of mystery. A quest to find a stolen item brings them all together. And thus a legend begins.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,580 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Seven Barian Lords - Complete
The Shipping Prompts: Foil by Meda Princess reviews
30 prompts for Foilshipping. Post-canon. Lots of fluff.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu]
How to Train Your Demon by Idonquixote reviews
Ciel is the son of Vincent, leader of the reapers and fearless demon slayer. Ciel is the weakest boy in the village. But now he's going to change his father's and everyone else's opinion of him: he's going to kill a demon. But that might not go well.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,521 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Requiem for a Scarlet Wardrobe by Pawpels reviews
I was pondering what had happened to all of Madam Red's dresses after her death.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Madam Red - Complete
His butler, a Mary Sue? by cuddlyandcute reviews
At the great Fangirl HQ, these girls are known for writing fanfiction, organizing cons, yaoi, and doing in-depth character analysis. But not everything is meant to be discovered... Oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Rakuen by shewantsthejensen reviews
"Everyone is alone. Everyone is empty." It hadn't always felt that way. There was light once. And life. And paradise not too far away. But as the abyss stares into Shogo Makishima he must decide whether to stare back into the abyss or allow it to consume him. Not all men are born evil. Some of them are made.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2014 - T. Mazaoka, N. Ginoza, S. Makishima
Unconventional Normality by scorchedtrees reviews
AU: In which Akane joins Division Four to work alongside Inspector Makishima. Drabbles.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Akane T., S. Makishima, G. Choe, S. Kougami - Complete
Mismatched by flowerling18 reviews
AU. The world's greatest detective is enlisted to retrieve the lovable superstar's stolen diary. A romantic comedy featuring L & Misa!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - L, Misa A.
Agent Orange by PlaidButterfly reviews
The Phantom's identity has finally been uncovered, and the dark age of the law is nearing its close. Unfortunately, Blackquill is far from being done with the Phantom - and finds himself still embroiled in the strife and intrigue the Phantom's secrets bring.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - S. Blackquill, B. Fulbright
Just This Once by Yumanaa reviews
He wasn't Shingetsu Rei, and as far as he was concerned, he never had been. But if it would make this entire ordeal more tolerable, maybe he could allow himself to be... For now. Positive/Foilshipping. Drabble-ish?
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu] - Complete
One hundred and seventy-four annoying things by itsnoteven reviews
One hundred (and seventy-four) annoying things about Death Note fan fiction. -fin-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Complete
Camping Chaos by Sakuchi-san reviews
The Director at Whammy House has ordered Matt, Near, and Mello to get out of the AC and go CAMPING. And their chaperones are none other than L, Light, and Matsuda. With these dastardly combos, nobody is going to escape being pranked, beaten, or possibly EATEN. Will everyone make out of the forest alive and with their sanity? (Prequel to Pranks & Sweets, but read it anyways).
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Light Y., L, Matsuda T., Mello - Complete
Trials of an Analytic Cure by ForeverMATT reviews
Imagine that your next breath is your last. Imagine that your next move could save your life, or end another. Don't lose focus. And don't trust anyone. There are no friends here, and allies are only temporary.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - BB, L, Mello, Matt
Glass Pieces by Orange Diary reviews
Light Yagami knows a second chance when he sees one. When he finds himself possessing his sister's body, is it the end of his plans? Meanwhile, Near receives a message predicting the arrival of a new Kira. Warning: gender-switch, mentions of character deaths.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Light Y., Sayu Y., Matsuda T., Near
Ten Questions Light Yagami is Tired of Answering by MewWinx96 reviews
If you ask Light one of these questions one more time, what happens to you next should be obvious. Probably OOC, but I have a bit of a headache right now so I don't care.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Light Y. - Complete
Forever Alone Together by SuperiorDimwit reviews
Everybody wants to feel appreciated: some don't realise when they are. - A fluffy little thing requested by TwistedDiscord. :)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Shiro F., Mephisto P.] - Complete
Turnabout to the Past by PengyChan reviews
[SPOILERS for the final case of AA: Dual Destinies] Certain to get the death sentence, the Phantom asks for one thing in exchange of all the information the police may want from him: his identity, and a name to call his own before he dies. And the Mood Matrix just may be the key to recover his lost memories. [Sequel is up]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,855 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - S. Blackquill, Athena C., B. Fulbright - Complete
Humanum by Ghost Forest reviews
Psycho-Pass drabbles with no rhyme, reason, or set genre. Feel free to request! I: Soliloquy of the Solipsist - The man, twenty-seven years old, lithe and pale, was posed elegantly on a wooden park bench. His book, a copy of Paradise Lost, was nestled in his right hand, while his left hand ghosted over every word he absorbed.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2014 - S. Kougami, Akane T., S. Makishima
Our House by SilvorMoon reviews
The war has ended, the dust has settled, and the former Barians have set up housekeeping. Well, most of them have, anyway. But one of their number is missing, and all they can do is wait for him to come home - whether they want him there or not.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Ryoga K./Shark, Vector/Rei Shingetsu - Complete
Hallucinations by Skye-Yue
A Vector Drabble I was prompted to do. Contains slight violence, and language. Mutinyshipping if you squint.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Ryoga K./Shark, Black Mist, Vector/Rei Shingetsu - Complete
Peregrination by sanchoyo reviews
In a kingdom on the brink of war, marriage is the only way to gain powerful allies. Unfortunately, the prince who was suppose to get married ran off, leaving King Faker with few options. Sending Yuuma in his son's place, things can only turn out for the worst. Fantasy AU. Yuuma/Vector, Kaito/Ryoga, Astral/Black Mist, Kotori/Anna.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,328 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu] [Kaito T., Ryoga K./Shark]
The joys of Parenthood by sanchoyo reviews
Six years forward from the war, Yuuma and Vector are college boyfriends within Heartland City, and everything is peaceful. That is, until a five year old Don Thousand shows up and changes their lives, for better or for worse. Vector/Yuuma fluff series. (Astral/Fuuya, Kaito/Ryoga on the side, too.)
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu]
Yokare to Kattobingu by sanchoyo reviews
30 day OTP challenge for foilshipping. Each day has a 1000-3000 word drabble based on different prompts. Yuuma/Vector, Yuuma/Rei, Mostly humor/fluff. Rated M for later chapters. [Completed.]
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,761 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu] - Complete
Tied together by sanchoyo reviews
Vector's time as Shingetsu... as told by his tie.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Complete
Marked by MelonMochi reviews
(discontinued) Ryuji accepts a dangerous mission to earn his exorcist license: assassinate the demon prince Rin. But the other demons will make it difficult for Ryuji to get close enough; so he's forced into a mysterious contract with an earth demon in return for a position as a personal servant, one that turns out to be much more deadly than he could ever imagine.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,031 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Rin O., Ryūji S., Amaimon
The End of the Beginning, arc 1: Terra by SuperiorDimwit reviews
Some matches are made in heaven, some in hell: and some, quite rare and quite peculiar, are made on earth. The tale of the blue exorcist began long before the Okumura twins were born, when two men met who would change the course of history for Assiah and Gehenna alike. The question is: how did that history change them?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 125,045 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shiro F., Mephisto P., Belial - Complete
i'll take you along with me by leviadrache reviews
Before you die, you see a repetition of your life, they say. Maybe not exactly everything, mostly the important parts of it; the people who gave you the gift of life and the ones that made it worth living. - Vector
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu - Complete
Another Morning by ievanbarian reviews
Just some short drabble I wrote before going to sleep. If it seems rushed, it's because my iPad was like 6 percent charge when I wrote this and my parents thought I was asleep. A little keyshipping, not too much.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Astral, Yuma T.]
Duck feeding by frozen galaxy reviews
What can happen when you go feed ducks? A whole lot. Diamondshipping fanfic or is hinted. OOC story. enjoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Ryoga K./Shark, Kaito T., Haruto T., Rio K. - Complete
The Prosecuting Convention by 0rang3g1rl8 reviews
Manfred von Karma took Franziska and Miles to a prosecuting convention. But even before they get in the car to leave, chaos ensues. And it kept ensuing the whole trip. Everyone who is, was, will be, or is related to a prosecutor is in this story. Mostly randomness, but enjoy!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,801 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Franziska vK., Miles E., Manfred vK. - Complete
Reconciliation by PhoenixFlame53 reviews
This is the sequel to my previous fic, Earthquake; I fully reccommend you read that first. :) Anyway, after two violent earthquakes and a prediction that more are to come, Phoenix has taken Edgeworth to the Wright Anything Agency so that he can stay there until the earthquakes have subsided. Just what will they get up to...?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,046 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Trucy W., Apollo J., Miles E. - Complete
Dream-catcher by Isis Lied reviews
Shura's not sleeping well. Mephisto offers to help... at a price. But what will they do when her nightmares start coming true? And when the lines between them are inevitably blurred, the demon and the exorcist may just find another problem on their hands. "It's a simple exchange, Shura... anything can be bought at the price of your soul." Mephisto/Shura and some Amaimon/Shiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Shura K., Mephisto P.] [Amaimon, Shiemi M.]
Equilibrium by xArle reviews
The left brain is logical, rational, and analytical. The right brain is random, creative, and intuitive. Together, they form a balance. M/M
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Miles E., Maya F.
The Devil's in the Details by Moi Fah reviews
Sometimes evil is hilarious, sometimes evil is so tragic you forget what evil really is. Evil is often personified in the form of the Devil...so maybe he's just misunderstood. Or maybe he really is just evil. AmaimonxShiemi, not a fluff-fic.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,633 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Shiemi M., Amaimon
A Lollipop Kiss by MephistoChild reviews
All Shiemi wanted to know was the flavour of the lollipop... Shiemi/Amaimon Fluff
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Shiemi M., Amaimon
Snowfall by 6GunSally reviews
FALL SERIES: A Series of one-shots focusing on the relationship between two characters (Not necessarily romantic) Edgeworth and Franziska see something in the woods! It's scary! They are all alone! I have to write it this way too keep the system from deleting stuff! It's not really this exciting! Or maybe it is! Read it! Find out! Hoo boy!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Franziska vK., Miles E. - Complete
Turnabout Sparks by AceFangirl reviews
There's a new prosecutor, and her office is right next to Miles Edgeworth's. They run into each other one day, and sparks fly. Not in the best of ways, though. Rated "T" for murders and the like.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,105 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Miles E. - Complete
Pratfall by 6GunSally reviews
FALL SERIES: A Series of one-shots focusing on the relationship between two characters (Not necessarily romantic) Phoenix and Larry spend a disastrous night on the town. Rated T for adult situations and Cover art by Kululunerd.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., Larry B. - Complete
Monday Afternoon Investigations by ElementLegend reviews
Lana notices that something is up with the prosecutors one Monday afternoon, and decides to investigate.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Lana S., Miles E., Franziska vK., Winston P.
Infomercial by mangoesandoatmeal reviews
Just a silly story about Nick watching TV with other Ace Attorney characters, when suddenly an Infomercial comes on some product the other character falls in love with.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
The Wright Anything Bakery by 6GunSally reviews
Trucy knows that Daddy's going to need new clothes when he returns to the courtroom and she takes it upon herself to make sure he gets the very best. But the very best costs money which Daddy doesn't really have. Trucy decides to take this matter into her own hands, but Phoenix and Apollo are aware of one fatal flaw. Can they end this madness before disaster strikes? NOW COMPLETE
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Trucy W., Apollo J. - Complete
Clarity by Quietly Making Noise reviews
".. other than the physical pain, he felt oddly at peace with himself." Quick 1-shot scene, aftermath of the horrific 5th case from T&T. [I played this again recently and desperately needed more closure. Major Spoilers for Trials & Tribulations. Does not contain sex.]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Diego A., Miles E.
The Beginning Career of the Yatagarasu by Wanadoos reviews
Kay is in desperate need of money, and needs to find a way to earn some. She decides that her Yatagarasu qualities may come in handy...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Miles E., Kay F.
Nyan Nightmare by Wanadoos reviews
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan That was Poptart language for: When Phoenix mentions the name of You Know Who, he gets an unpleasant surprise. Rated T because... you'll find out :)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
The Glare Wars by pyr0technic reviews
DISCONTINUED. highschool!AU. WrightWorth. Larry's an idiot, Maya and Phoenix's wallet are at war, and Edgeworth is a cold hearted bastard. What's a Phoenix got to do for some peace in his life? Unfortunately, this is no average high school life. It's WAR.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Magic Miles by 6GunSally reviews
Edgeworth discovers the magic of Halloween. Will he ever live down the horror? This is a short story I wrote for Halloween, but I went and posted early. I hope this is as scary for you as it was for Edgeworth... Now complete! Please tell me what you think.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Miles E., D. Gumshoe, Kay F. - Complete
Turnabout Labyrinth by The All Real Numbers Symbol reviews
AU. When Edgeworth collapses during a trial one day, Phoenix find himself pulled into a plot he didn't expect. Accused of attempting to poison Edgeworth, he and the prosecutor, along with the others, will have to figure who the true culprit is. Surely there must be a way out of this labyrinth...if only they can find it. Complete.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,545 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Appearances by Qu-ko reviews
A ficathon fill to the tune of, "Vector scrambles to make his Dandylion costume the night before the school festival, and almost ends up blowing his cover." Well then, if you were ever wondering why he wore that costume in the first place...
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Vector/Rei Shingetsu - Complete
Green-ix Wright- Rises from the Ashes by AceFangirl reviews
What's up with Phoenix Wright's new hat? Sequel to "Unusual Punishment." This is set about a year after the events of Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. I wouldn't say there are spoilers for the game, but if you haven't played Apollo Justice you might be a bit confused by some parts.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Unusual Punishment by AceFangirl reviews
Phoenix Wright needs to be punished by Pearl Fey. Deciding a slap in the face won't cut it, she get more creative.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Pearl F. - Complete
Office by Red-the-Mudkip reviews
Ema's bored one day and decides to visit Phoenix's office, only to find the defense attorney sound asleep...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Ema S. - Complete
Brimming the Ravine by JimmyDANj2 reviews
Trucy Wright's daily miracles siphon in customers like moths to a flame. It's no large wonder that an additional presence would go unnoticed among the Wonder Bar's ample crowd of mesmerized onlookers. Yet, Fate deals her father an inevitable hand as a reunion lost to years gone by is salvaged by its last vestiges. He finally discerns that, with distance, the heart grows fonder.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
shadow realms by witchfingers reviews
The Gods let the three Yamis build a new life from scratch. Keep or shed their human counterparts. Find deliverance, or darkness. What tempts them the most? /post-canon/
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik
Power or Curse by AllenWalker4ever reviews
Welcome to Domino High, and every student has a superpower or a super curse! The high school is divided, between being able to use every inch of your power for good, or using every inch of strength to live. Thief, Death, Puppy, and Puzzleshipping. COMPLETE.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,979 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Bakura: Dead and Loving It! by SuperSonic22 reviews
The first in my "Classic Tales Retold Saga"! The famous and chilling story of Dracula combines with characters from the anime Yugioh! and the humor of Mel Brooks' classic movie, "Dracula: Dead and Loving It!" Throw in the added dash of insane humor that is Little Kuriboh's "Yugioh! Abridged", and you got a recipe fit for a pharoah! [DEDICATED TO: BlackRoseDragonChk] *COMPETED*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,808 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Atem, Yami Bakura - Complete
Control by homosexualsakura reviews
Hell isn't supposed to be cold and empty, but there's no other explanation for where Bakura is.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Hogan's Other Nemesis by 80sarcades reviews
The Colonel never saw it coming...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hochstetter, R. Hogan - Complete
Bloody Tears & Roses by Bexi reviews
After Bakura reads an ancient spell wrongly, Malik wakes up the next morning feeling unlike himself ... in fact he isn't himself - he's a girl! What happens when Malik feels he/she can only trust Bakura and his hikari with this secret? And how long will i
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,270 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Pout by shuramiyaki reviews
Enrico would never admit it when he wanted attention, but he always demanded it.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Alexander, Enrico - Complete
Rhinitis Acuta Catarrhalis by CMYK reviews
Enrico and Anderson have been sent to England on a routine mission when the Bishop finds himself afflicted with a cold, and proceeds to make a glorious ass out of himself. NOT YAOI. WAFF/Flashback. Painfully cute. ONE-SHOT & COMPLETE.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Alexander, Enrico - Complete
Judas by CMYK reviews
AAxS. Slight AU. Millenium is broken, Iscariot is but a memory, and the Paladin has no place in the world. Hellsing offers him a niche, but he struggles with his contempt for them. NOW WITH PICTURES/ART!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,260 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Alexander, Seras
Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town by Little Kuriboh reviews
Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Hellsing:Wolf Hunt by StubburnWolf reviews
Werewolves need some publicity in this world and this story does just that. What better combination than a rouge wolf and the all mighty Alucard?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Alucard
The Crackhouse by zara2148 reviews
A home for my crackier Kink Meme fics, since there's getting to be a lot of them. Pairings vary, weirdness abounds, and there's no signs of sanity to be found. So come in and get high; just leave your sanity behind - it's overrated. Trust me.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Paint It Red by Red-Angel07 reviews
Summary: An upcoming war is approaching along with vampires and others of the supernatural. Will the nations come together for another possible world war? Nation/Human names will be used and some OCs.
Crossover - Hellsing & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010
Alucard van Ripper by Salem NightBlade reviews
The bloodshed of Jack the Ripper, way back when, finally reveals into the twisted plot of Alucard, Walter, Integrand, and an unfortunate guest. Please Enjoy! xD
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Alucard, Walter
Muffins by DreamingOfDissent reviews
Little flashback from happier days.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Integra, Walter - Complete
Caramelldansen by CrimsonSonja reviews
Its been quiet at the Hellsing hose hold, and boring, so some one comes up with a way to stop the boredom with a fun dance!Please Review!
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Integra - Complete
Integra's Batty Vacation by Metropolis Kid reviews
By royal decree, Integra is forced to take a week off and relax. Not being permitted to stay in England during this forced vacation, the lady knight heads to the United States. But can anyone really relax in Gotham? Please, don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bruce W., Integra - Complete
Alucard and the Xbox by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Htebcam by Arlothia reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if things didn't play out the way they did in Macbeth? Well here's my twisted version of Shakespear's classic work of Macbeth. Note: It would be better to know the actual play before reading this, but if not, oh well.
Macbeth - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Macbeth, the Three Witches - Complete
When the Tribbles Invade by single girl seeks good pizza reviews
The Axis are once again attacked by a formidable enemy... not the Allies! This time, it comes in the form of a small furry creature called... a tribble? Based off the Star Trek episode.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Alucard at Walmart by SirIntegrity reviews
Title explains all. Besides killing, Alucard's passion is to act psychotic and completely insane. Not for people with high maturity levels or sophisticated humor. Leave flames behind. Now including the intervention!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Chatioc Idol by An Anime Fangirl reviews
OK, the best of the four tribes sing for the title of Perim Idol!
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
And Forgive Us Our Trespasses by Serra-Of-Many-Names reviews
A vampire threat emerges that neither Hellsing nor Iscariot is prepared to deal with. Forced into hiding with Integral Hellsing, Enrico Maxwell must learn to fight his own demons. Possible IxM in later chapters.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005
Good Tidings by Thess reviews
The leader of Iscariot seeks professional counsel in the matters of the heart… Enrico x Integral. One Shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2004 - [Enrico, Integra] Heinkel, Yumie - Complete
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The (Unexpected) Return reviews
Henry Morgan has had many strange experiences in his long life. But even he never expected a case involving an old sailing ship to reunite him with someone he thought was lost forever. Similarly, Horatio Hornblower never imagined death could result in time travelling and awkward family reunions. Either way, Jo's gonna need a stiff drink.
Crossover - Horatio Hornblower & Forever - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 12/28/2017 - H. Hornblower, Henry M., J. Martinez
Res Ipsa Loquitur reviews
"The thing speaks for itself." That was the kind of bond the three of them had. Having been forged in the fires of stress, poverty, wild benders, library all-nighters, and panicked screaming, it was probably the strongest thing on earth. Law school / lawyer AU.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2018 - Published: 1/16/2018 - H. Hornblower, A.Kennedy, W. Bush
You're ALL Nimrods reviews
Nimrod: the greatest British spy of all time, a master of deceit and sabotage. However... that wasn't exactly right. First of all, there wasn't just one 'Nimrod.' They weren't British. And not a single one of them ever knew what the heck they were doing.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,655 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 1/23/2016 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, Hochstetter, A. Burkhalter
Operation: Unsung Authors reviews
After having read scores of stories written about themselves by fanfic authors, the HH characters decide to return the favor... by also writing stories about themselves, for you to enjoy. A collection of one-shots about Hogan's Heroes, by Hogan's Heroes. Warning: Very silly. Quality of writing may vary depending on the author.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2016
Too Many Cooks reviews
The story: the Penguins of Madagascar Movie. The twist: each scene retold by Shakespeare, Hemingway, Murakami, Dr. Seuss, and many, many more. The result: too many cooks in the kitchen, and a whole heck of a lot of fun.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
The Chaos Racket reviews
The year is 1924; the scene, Heartland City. Two powerful mafia families, the Barianos and the Astralas, are fighting for possession of the speakeasy "Numbers." The only ones preserving the peace are the officers of the HCPD Mob Squad. But with rumors of a mole inside the station, no one is safe... and no one can be trusted. Co-authored by Durbe the Barian. Gangster AU.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,843 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Seven Barian Lords, OC
Solidarity reviews
A reporter enters the Penguin Steel Factory in pursuit of a scoop. What she finds is an adorable young worker, a pyromaniac stove tender, a scientist, and a paranoid supervisor. As she spends time with them and learns their stories, tensions in the factory rise... and the journalist becomes inextricably involved in her own story. Humanization, AU.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Skipper, Marlene, Kowalski, Private
The Mad Prince reviews
In an empire teetering on the brink of civil war, a young prince suddenly takes the throne. Adrift in a sea of political turmoil, ambitions of conquest, and sinister influences, the boy with good intentions must shoulder the weight of a nation... and every step forward is another step towards a dark fate. These are the life and times of Vector, the Mad Prince.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,449 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Seven Barian Lords, Don T.
One Million Points reviews
"I knew, from the instant I laid eyes on him, that I hated Nasch. I just had to kill him. But that wouldn't be much fun, amirite? So I decided on a point system…" - - Snippets of daily life on Barian World in a detailed list of everything Nasch has done since circa 550 B.C.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,419 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Ryoga K./Shark, Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Seven Barian Lords - Complete
Bad Butler reviews
In which Ciel realizes too late that he should have been more specific in his instructions, and Sebastian becomes one devil of an annoyance. One-shot, post-Season Two. Humor, swears, a bit of OOC, etc.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Stenographer reviews
Marlow Fernicker is a no-nonsense civil defense attorney who will do anything to win a case and doesn't bother to care much about others, especially his clients. However, a single phone call from a Los Angeles detention center pulls him into a case that he never really wanted but could send his life into a tailspin. Written for the Court Records OC contest, so there's a lot of OCs.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2014 - OC - Complete
Death Note According to Matsuda reviews
"My name is Touta Matsuda. Usually followed by "you idiot." Yeah, I'm probably the most underrated member of any special task force ever... the great L probably thought his cake was smarter than me. But you know what? This is my story, too. And even if nobody wants to listen, I'm going to tell it." - The Kira Case as seen through the eyes of the Village Idiot. T for mild language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Light Y., L, Soichiro Y., Matsuda T.
Yu-Gi-Oh: Vexal reviews
The Numeron Code gave everyone what they wanted, but all Vector asked for was a clean slate. So he's reborn into the human world, where he lives an alien-free life, attends college, and makes strange friends, ignorant of his own past. However, everything he thought he knew goes out the window when the other Barians realize they need his help… - Post-canon, AU-ish, OCs, punny title.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Seven Barian Lords
Nasch's Refusal reviews
In which Nasch does everything he can to keep Vector away from his sister. - Short -
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Rio K., Vector/Rei Shingetsu] Ryoga K./Shark - Complete
The Baal Bunch reviews
I used to think having six brothers was bad; Amaimon alone is almost too much to handle. Now all of a sudden, that number's gone up to eight, and I'll be lucky if I can finish senior year without going insane. - - A look at how things might have been if the sons of Satan were a "normal" family (AU).
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,855 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O., Mephisto P., Amaimon
Turnabout Gone Wrong reviews
Maya's spirit medium training reaches an all-time level of crazy when she accidentally channels Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth at the same time. However, the REAL trouble starts when Pearls sends them back... to the wrong bodies. In the middle of a big case, can the two rivals survive long enough in each other's shoes to find the truth?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,361 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Operation: Turnabout Birthday Present reviews
Maya's birthday is only a couple of days away, and Phoenix still hasn't come up with a suitable present. One idea has presented itself, but it may just be too crazy to work. Can Phoenix find the mysterious author of Maya's favorite Steel Samurai fan-fiction in time, or is this one mystery he just can't solve? Rated T just in case.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Marik Plays TOME reviews
Greetings, Steves! I, Marik Ishtar, have recorded my (mis)adventures in the Terrain of Magical Expertise first-hand, especially for you. Join me as I battle cynical computer programs, join forces with the Theif MidKnight, and attempt to take over the world in T.O.M.E., an online RPG full of wacky characters and epic battles!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Diary of a Not So Wimpy Vampire reviews
Alucard's un-cut, un-edited, play-by-play version of his life as a servant of Hellsing. It's not a diary, it's a fan-fic! Sorry for recent late-ness. I'm a slacker.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,911 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Alucard
Promises reviews
Father Anderson decides to take the children from the orphanage to the zoo for the day. However, impending rain brings forth a test of trust... and faith.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - [Enrico, Alexander] - Complete
Mind, Body, and Soul reviews
Most of her peers believe Sir Integra is suffering from an extreme identity crisis. But really, that's not even the half of it. If only they knew...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Integra, Enrico
Il Mio Santuario reviews
At Ferdinant Lukes, there is a gap in the wall that houses a statue of the Virgin Mary, with space on either side. Here, a lonely boy escapes to read his Bible and find sanctuary. However, there's always been room for two...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - [Enrico, Integra]
Gloria reviews
The entire cast of Hellsing comes together to make a little music, with Integra at its head. But it'll take a lot more than musical knoledge to conduct THIS choir...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Integra - Complete
Catholics Are People, Too reviews
Maxwell wrote a five-paragraph, English-class-type persuasive letter to all you Hellsing fan-fiction authors. He got a B- on it.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Enrico - Complete
Mafia reviews
Somehow, Iscariot and Hellsing members end up in Olive Garden at the same time. Bored, they resort to betting on an inter-organization game of Mafia. No one has any idea what kind of madness will result... One shot. Reviews are appreciated! :
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete