Lillian is about to start her second year at Hogwarts but something is off? Students are being attacked and what about Harry and her connection to this strange voice they keep hearing. Soon Lillian finds out what she really wants is right where she is. ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.

Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.

Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?

Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.

In which the Baudelaires encounter an evil pair of guardians, a set of glass slippers, a deadly fire, a pinstripe wardrobe, and a masquerade ball. ASOUE takes on a Cinderella twist!

Spoilers for games 1-3. If you change just one little moment of your life, what else changes with it? What if Phoenix had been in the elevator that day? Eventual Miles/Phoenix, also has Diego/Mia. Possible Maya/Franziska while we're at it.

15 year old Barbara Gordon finds motivation to become someone she didn't expect. An original fanfiction by xOraclex, this is a different-from-tradition story of how Gotham's favorite female crime-fighter came to be. Parings: Barbara/Dick.

HOORAY FOR RHYMING DICTIONARIES! 'My Boyfriend is the Prosecution's Witness', 'Love with No Chance of Parole', 'and My Love, Atroquinine' were named in the game. The rest are original titles by me or other members of the Gyakutan Saiban LJ comm.

"They had had a cat... perhaps it had perished, like his parents, at Godric's Hollow... or else fled when there was nobody left to feed it..."

In the seventh book Harry thinks he knows what Dumbledore really had seen in the mirror. But what if Dumbledore had told the truth? What is the reason socks haunt Dumbledore in the Mirror of Erised?

All seven Harry Potter installments to be shortened and incidentally to be humoured as well. What is meant by 'Commentary' Read and find out.

Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.

When they got Zuko, they weren't bartering on getting his godsister, too. She was thereafter with him every single step of the way to victory.

A collection of ideas and short fics taking place throughout the Artemis Fowl universe. Chapter 5: Holly plays with fire...and Artemis gets burned. A/H

A collection of random stories about everyone's favorite pairing, Phoenix/Franziska! Chapter 5 is up! Warning: Contains spoilers for the first 4 games.

Part 3: Phoenix and Apollo have to unravel the mystery surrounding a tragedy that happened in prison four years ago to protect Maya from yet another plot on her life.

A series of Marauder shorts based on daily prompts told from varying points of view. Lily/James 7th year

When Miraz's nine year old son is discovered in a slave market in Calormen, Caspian must deal with the consequences.

Apollorella-Pt.2: Apollo and the magical hobo have arrived at the Gavin Castle! Said hobo comments about stepmother Kristoph's style of dress. “Shut up, I’m pretty.” KlavierxApollo semi!CRACK

The cast for the school play is announced, Dahlia discovers a secret, and Miles reveals something to the world. A Cliché-ridden High School AU of epic proportions, with everything you love, hate and love to hate. P/E, and eventually many more.

Howl is worried that a baby would be a burden but Sophie still wants one. What happens when she thinks Howl doesn't want a baby because of her? what happens when she uses magic to change herself for him? And how will Howl feel about her now...?

A prince, I promise you. A prince.

Mandy has been wondering about her relationship with Billy, and a lack of answers to her questions is causing the tension to drive her nuts. And after a certain... incident at a sleepover, things start to get very awkward... BillyXMandy, Mandy's POV.

An exploration of what made Dahlia Hawthorne the demoness we know in Trials and Tribulations. Naturally there are spoilers

Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.

When the Doctor's party has a surprise guest, their already impossible life is thrown into a brand new adventure. "...Every day I hoped I could find a way back without destroying the Earth. Every day." Doctor/Rose

Did Stephenie Meyer's partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting where she left off.

Kristoph and Phoenix take a short stroll one night after dinner at the Borscht.

In which Howl's side of the story is told. In its entirety. hiatus

Haruhi has separated from all the host club members. Yet she still keeps in touch with them no matter where they are, except Kyouya. She never thinks that she will see him again. Until he appears on her doorstep with an unexpected someone...

“So remind me. Why are we going back to school after a year of roving the world and defeating evil?” And how exactly do you pick up the pieces of a shattered life and just keep going? After all, to continue is the hardest task of all. RWHG HPGW.

A list.

Apollo tries to convince Klavier that motorcycles are dangerous.

CrackFic. Dear Diary sister/sequel. "Dear Journal, Got an interesting owl from Malfoy's mum today. Apparently, Voldemort tried to kill Malfoy so she sent him to Anger Management Therapy."

What if Sophie failed? What if she couldn't sever Calcifer and Howl without killing them both and what if she decided to live with the consequences...

Sequel to "Who Are You?", featuring my new favourite ship: Jack/Jenny. With one very overprotective Doctor. Spoilers for "The Doctor's Daughter". Disclaimer: Not Mine! Please review.

Apollo has to deal with a very drunk Klavier.

The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.

Continuation of the story after book three. What happens to Mai after Zuko leaves, how do Zuko & the gaang get along? In later chapters Azula's story is also told. Mainly Maiko, Tokka, Kaatang, AzulaXoc pairings. The story gets better in later chapters.

Just because the Aang Gang fight off evil every day does not mean they don't have inner conflicts themselves. Focuses on character thoughts and feelings. Chap 5: Zuko. COMPLETE!

Three years after Conrad’s Fate. Betrothals with psychotic enchantresses, silver allergies, gold rings, and children running amok in Chrestomanci Castle. When all Millie wants is some peace over ‘the hols,’ she... Full summary inside. ChristopherMillie.

Excactly what it says on the tin. Five short scenes added to some of Shakespeare's plays. Taming of the Shrew, Richard 3rd, Much Ado about Nothing, Twelve Night, and Macbeth. Must be read with tongue firmly placed in cheek.

What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]

Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!

What would happen if Jack, Rose, the Doctor, Mickey and Owen all meet on, not chat, but MSN? Chapter 7 LAST CHAPTER! boohoo 10Rose

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...