Hi, I'm Nari! Well, er, that's not my real name, but you don't really need to know that. Just like you probably don't need to know most of the things that are written in this profile... but I'll write them anyway to procrastinate on doing more meaningful and important things...

I'm a big Lord of the Rings fan (if you couldn't tell). I really like the books but the movies are okay, too (they're not as good as the books).

By the way, I've been Nari-chan SND ever since I joined . Nari, of course is my "name", "-chan" is a Japanese thing used for someone you're familiar with (e.g. "My sister Mina-chan..."), and SND is just a bunch of random letters. I would change my pen-name... but I'm just too lazy (and a big-time procrastinator!).

Random Stuff:

Favorite Books:
1. The Dresen Files (by Jim Butcher)
2. Harry Potter Series (by JK Rowling)
3. Lord of the Rings (by JRR Tolkein)

Favorite Movies:
1. Enchanted
2. The Princess Bride
3. Iron Man
4. Lord of the Rings (as I said before, the books are better)

Favorite Characters (from LotR):
1. Boromir and Faramir (I like them equally)
2. Aragorn
3. Denethor
4. Pippin
5. Finduilas

Favorite Characters to write about (for LotR) (no specific order): Boromir, Faramir, Denethor, Finduilas, Pippin, Gandalf, and others...

Favorite Pairings (for LotR):
1. Denethor/Finduilas
2. Aragorn/Arwen
3. Faramir/Eowyn

Favorite Characters (from Harry Potter):
1. Remus Lupin (Why must the good die young?)
2. Sirius Black (Why?)
3. Tonks (WHY?)
4. Fred (WHY?)
5. Hermione

As you can see, most of my favorite characters have the habbit of being killed off. It's true, really, it is.

Favorite Pairings (Harry Potter):
1. Lupin/Tonks
2. Harry/Ginny
3. Ron/Hermione
4. Fleur/Bill

My Stories:

Stranded- (Lord of the Rings)(Humor/Parody) The elves force several other characters from the LotR to participate in a contest which involves staying on a deserted island. What craziness will ensue as they fight for the ultimate prize...? Parody on Survivor. (ON HOLD!!)

The Fellowship Cooks Dinner- (Lord of the Rings)(Humor/Parody) After a hard days worth of travelling, the Fellowship needs to make the most important descicion of thier lives... who will cook dinner and what will they have? Rated to K+ be safe.

The Fading Sea Lily- (Lord of the Rings)(Angst/Tragedy) Finduilas' musings shortly before she dies. ONESHOT.

Why We Shouldn't Meddle- (Harry Potter)(Humor/Parody) Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. Please R&R! Sue bashing. COMPLETE!!

An Innocent Question - (Harry Potter)(Humor) Severus Snape was not having a good day. In fact, it is safe to say he was having a very poor one. So how will he react when Hermione asks a perfectly innocent yet intelligent question during his class? Hilarity ensues. Oneshot.

I am also currently co-writing two other stories with Mina-chan AMD about Lord of the Rings. They are both humor stories. They are written under Mina's pen-name, which can be found under my favorite author list. The stories are:

1. The Downside to Being Steward (Humor)
2. Bring Out the Secret Weapon (Humor) (COMPLETE!)

Please read these stories, we've worked really hard on them!

Special Thanks

I'd like to thank Mina (Mina-chan AMD) for helping me with my writing. She's been my editor, my co-author (or I've been hers), and she's helped me deal with critical moments of writer's block. Thanks so much, Mina!

I'd also like to thank everyone who has left a review for any of my stories. Your reviews, whether critical or complimentary, have inspired me so much and have encouraged me to keep on writing!

Please, please, please review, people! I do accept flames, critiques, and, of course, the simple "I didn't like it." or the "It was okay." or "Update soon."

I would also like to tell everyone that I prefer the nice reviews. I only say nice things about people's stories, and I would like for other people to have the same courtesy. If you think that one of my stories was bad, I would appreciate it if you said it in a nice way.

And so that concludes my profile! Phew! That was really long! Well, I guess I would have made it shorter if I had more time, but all of that extra time is devoted to my numerous stories.

~Nari