Because the books, the movies, and the Mary Sue fanfiction (That Legolas harem stuff was GOLD!) all have to collide at some point. Great job :)

...Fifth chapter... You said...
Alright, never mind. You've been gone for years-there's no hope. Probably doing something better than fanfiction now. In that case, Namárië, and good luck.

WHERE'S THE FIFTH CHAPTER? :(

Ah, well. I suppose you had better things to do with your life.

Thanks so much for this amazing work of fanfiction. Sauron IS the Mary Sues, the Mary Sues are Sauron-it makes so much sense, in a nonsensical way, if you know what I mean. Anyhow, great ideas, great fun.

giggled all the way through. way to go!

Since my review to this story, I have recently created my own Fanfiction profile; Shian1998. I had reviewed this story on the twenty-fifth of July this year as the guest reviewer Shian. The reason for the alteration in the name is that another Fanfiction author already had the name Shian. Just letting you know that the reviewer was me. Once again, awesome story! Great job!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

This was awesome! I have now read and reviewed all your Fanfictions except for 'Beyond the Veil' and 'Should've Thought of That One, Bori' (which I will get to soon), and so far this is tied with 'Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas?' as my favourite! Seems like everyone suffered in this. Gandalf the Green was a unique and awesome idea! And Faramir doing that victory dance with his foot still in the glass of iced tea was brilliant! The only thing I'm disappointed about is that is has been exactly ten years to the day since you last updated this story, and you have not done that fifth chapter you mentioned at the end. Oh well, still hilarious enough as it is! Great story!

A, yes. I could picture the Mary-sues as the spirit of Suaron... And I'll be cheering when they are destroyed. This is hilarious... I must read more!

The singularly irritating way of younger siblings... That's only funny because it's true. I know. My younger sister loves gloating...

Well, where is chap. 5? Dying to see all those elfin-Sues! Happy writing wherever you are, pronker

I have tears in my eyes sweet eru that was hilarious

*choking on laughter the WHOLE way through it*
Note: you think Imrahil might have been one of those four creepy dudes hanging out in the back of the room while Faramir reported to Denethor? Or when Pippin was singing and Faramir was sort of making a huge tactical error?

WHERE'S THIS FIFTH CHAPTER! GRRRR...

SAURON IS FANGIRLS! That was the best ending to a fanfiction of. All. TIME! !

I would like to post a very important warning. Everybody, please refrain from reading this at one o'clock in the morning, as it may cause uncontrollable hysterical laughter, tears, and/or lack of ability to breathe properly. Also, for some reason, most family members don't appreciate how hilarious this fic is at the aforementioned time. Thank you.

P.S. Eggo - you are a genius. I love you.

Oh dear god... HAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"It's true! Just ask Legolas!"

Legolas appeared dazed. "This is no mere Ranger! He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn! You owe him your allegiance! And heir to the throne of Gondor! Have you heard nothing that Lord Elrond has said? The Ring must be destroyed! THE RING MUST BE DESTROYED!"

"Uh, Legolas…?"

! I LOVE THIS! :D