Kitsune Hearthide bio
 Author has written 32 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, My Little Pony, and Homestuck. “Battle not with stupid, lest ye become stupid, and if you gaze into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.” -R.K. Milholland Kitsune Heart no longer updates to Fanfiction.net! The full collection of Kitsune Heart's fanfiction is now available at the Archive of Our Own. Kitsune Heart's other fan-works, including audio productions, videos, and cosplay, can be found on Tumblr. Podfics I give blanket permission to record podfics of my stories, with two demands: 1) Tell me about it! I wanna hear! 2) If Lili Frond or Vinyaya have speaking parts, contact me first and see if I'd like to record them. They're my obsessions. |
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Slippery Seduction by Fireroc9 reviews
Hermione makes her way to the Prefect's Bathroom for an evening of relaxation. When she arrives, she discovers the room already in use by none other than the Slytherin Prince. Will she stay or will she go? AU Hermione/Draco includes Discussion of rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,229 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Drabbles N' Things by MaryLilaWest reviews
A collection of random stories/drabbles/oneshots. It's really just a bunch of the random crazy ideas bouncing around in my head. A bit of every pairing under the sun will probably eventually be found here. Also now have some The Last Guardian drabbles!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 12/29/2008
Meanwhile by Lli reviews
Originally a set of out-takes for another fic, this is a collection of drabbles celebrating the ongoing, yet little known, romance of one D. Butler and one M. Paradizo. Because there's nothing a underage criminal mastermind likes better than an older (and more physically fit) lover.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Butler, Minerva P.
A Nib's Babble by xybolic reviews
Artemis Fowl flash fictions. These are mostly humourous anecdotes, written to accommodate my breeding plot bunnies. Chapter 31: "Artemis, mon ami, I am concerned."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010
Breaking all the Rules by weerdo5255 reviews
Artemis breaks the Rules on a daily basis Why not break a few more? Innuendo and satire prevalent! Take it or ban it!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Cougar City by Pandora.Writing reviews
When a Bei Fong wants something, a Bei Fong gets it. Bolin learns first hand what it's like to be with an older woman when Cougar!Lin pounces on her prey. Korra, on the other hand, is horrified. Contains Crack!Ship
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Bolin, Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
God Complex by Lord Youko reviews
Butler has given his body, his love, his obedience to Artemis and at 20, Artemis is still the same – arrogant, manipulative, inscrutable, ruthless. Can Artemis ever love him back? Does Butler really want him to? Dom!Artemis sub!Butler.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/8/2012 - [Artemis F., Butler]
but nothing is harmless by galateas reviews
he can never quite muster the courage to think about all of her at once.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Ezar's Reply to the Passionate Shepherd by Bracketyjack reviews
A response to 'Declaiming Revolution' by Minutia R. One good sonnet deserves another ...
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Complete
Boys will be Barrayaran by Avon reviews
An early meeting of Miles and Ivan
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
The Aphrodite Curse by Jessica-X reviews
"Any minute now, he's going to ask what's wrong with me... and what am I going to be able to answer him?" While Artemis is treated at the J. Argon Clinic, he and Holly become closer than ever. Not that the People are too happy about it. :COMPLETE!:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,279 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] Angeline F., Butler - Complete
Purgatory by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, post-TAC When Artemis's past misdeeds come back to haunt him, he and Holly must embark on another dangerous mission. But with the Atlantis Complex, a hostile LEP, and some old foes to contend with, the odds are stacked against them.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,733 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Breaking Stride by Jade Amethyst reviews
A collection of poetry dedicated to the analysis of Artemis Fowl's evolution as a character.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Happy Reading by Aleauxvander reviews
Apparently she tasted like, of all things, soy-ice cream. But of course Artemis would know, wouldn't he?... A lesson in taste, lust, sex and pointless novels. Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Catharsis and Tea by ThirstySatyr reviews
AU; but you never know! 4-ish days after book 11 starts. Agatha's on the verge of a spectacular breakdown, which may or may not result in the two men in her life becoming the two brains-in-jars in her life. Zeetha steps in to help her blow off steam.
Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Agatha H., Gilgamesh W. - Complete
Prey by wolfraven80 reviews
ArtemisxHolly. Post-TAC. "When Artemis woke, he was not surprised to find a pair of eyes –- one hazel, one blue –- fixed on him."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I'll say hey, you'll say by Ru-Doragon reviews
TPG CONTEST ENTRY. What the heck is in that envelope?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Holly S.
The Things We Cherish by CieloCrimisi reviews
TPG contest entry. Takes place between Artemis Sr.'s disappearance and the events of AF 1. Features some slightly depressing Butler and Artemis fluffiness. No, not that kind of fluffiness. Sorry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Greatest Gift by Belzzz reviews
What do you give to the elf who turned your life around? What should that gift say? How can one gift make amends for past mistakes and pave the way for a future? Is Artemis willing to give the up the one thing he holds more precious than gold?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by Lli reviews
A lot can change in three years. People most of all. Set during the "missing years" in TLC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Butler, Minerva P. - Complete
Indecorous Affairs by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
"Your bodyguard?" A stupid question, but Artemis turns anyway, and when he speaks, he purrs, "No…" sarcastic—but not quite so sarcastic, Butler thinks, as he might have been. "He's my gigolo." Ten Drabbles. DB/AF, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Artemis F., Butler
Across Time and Space by broken-quill24 reviews
A collection of ideas and short fics taking place throughout the Artemis Fowl universe. Chapter 5: Holly plays with fire...and Artemis gets burned. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Artemis F.
Penny for Your Thoughts by wolfraven80 reviews
Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Scorpius by xybolic reviews
TBR Contest Entry. It was probably a mistake to date an elf who was looking after a demented Mud Boy. Best Over-All winner in Kitsune Heart's 'The Big Reveal' Contest
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Cross Fire by Ru-Doragon reviews
TBR CONTEST ENTRY. Winner of Funniest and Most Painful awards. A break room, Artemis Fowl, an Alter, a vial of some mysterious blue liquid, Holly Short, and the truth. Dear Frond, what have we gotten ourselves into!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
TBR: Those Little Incidents by Forever Day reviews
TBR entry-ish : Four incidents. And as everyone knows, four is a very bad number.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Drabbling by ilex-ferox reviews
A series of genuine drabbles and half-drabbles. Some are straightforward, some are more cryptic and may require a little research to decipher them. Chapter 76: TBR double drabble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008
After by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH In so many stories, the curtain falls after the first kiss, the first touch, the first night together. But what happens in all the days... after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
This Time by Lli reviews
Another one-shot about "embarrassing confessions of love" but less with the embarrassing, more with the vaguely tragic. Alas! Only one submission for the TBR contest, or this would have gone in there too.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Coming Out by Lli reviews
TBR contest post. Involving more closets, bad lighting, way too many multiples of 5, and many a platonic 'Trouble ... Commander Kelp'. Because H/T's not happening, I don't care what Kit Heart or Colfer have to say on the matter.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Ballad of Frond by moxearlee reviews
Root left more than memories when he died. An an up and coming lead singer has been kidnapped by a fairy zealot who claims that the Mud Girl is actually Root's bastard child. Now, Artemis must turn to an unlikely source to save the world: music.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010
Persephone's Crown by The Creatress reviews
Holly is stripped of her power and exiled from Haven after the Council blames her for the Artemis Fowl incident. Powerless, Holly finds herself trying to rebuild her life from inside Fowl Manor. Eventual AH. Rating may go up later for adult themes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,823 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Summer Nights by tahtswutshesed reviews
Post TTP. Summer vacation brings in a bunch of criminals to the LEP, one being a juvenile who's guilty of much more than our heroes think. H/T, A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Dandelions by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Holly teaches Artemis of the workings of the universe through dandelions. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Tape by ReeferMadnessInExcellence420 reviews
It was a Tape. A simple little black video casset. Little did Butler know, what would be on that tape. Contians a lemon, and a very eager brown Elf woman.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Grammatica by TexasDreamer01 reviews
For the rules that are damnable.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Anniversary by Sylvr reviews
She visits once a year, and always leaves the same gift. Drabble. Could be read as a romance, but more of a friendship fic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Hunter Hunted by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, mostly UST, post TTP. Months after Opal's escape at Hook Head, Artemis and Holly are again thrown together when an LEP officer goes missing, and reports surface of a 'monster' in Fort Tryon Park, Manhattan.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,937 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Welcome in Heaven by AgiVega reviews
One-shot setting between The Aztec Incident and The Sword of God. Holly has turned into a Mud Woman to spend a few blissful decades with Artemis. This is the tale of their first night; a night that is not fully blissful for the inexperienced lovers...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Holly's Only Competition by RoseRedMisery reviews
One-shot! Holly is sent to Arty’s house to guard him after Opal escapes in TTP. She is surprised to find that she may not be the only female competing for his attention and his heart. Arty/Holly Brief language and sexuality, slightly misleading.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
L'Homme Fatale by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
Holly sees something she thinks she shouldn’t have, but things aren’t what they seem. Later, Butler and Holly discuss what it means to love Artemis Fowl. Bulter/Artemis, One-Sided Holly/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Artemis F., Butler
Sheer Vertigo by Opal Roseblossom reviews
In the end what Opal takes from them isn't their lives, it's everything else. "He doesn't cry when the world crumbles." Slight Artemis/Holly. Major character deaths.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Superstition by kris932 reviews
“Some legends are just legends Artemis.” “Then you should have nothing to fear. “ he replied as he reached to hand her one of the acorns.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Mile in His Combat Boots by CieloCrimisi reviews
A tribute to all things Butler. Will be a collection of oneshots. Chapter 4 up.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Butler
Because nobody else would by Sasake reviews
You'd think Artemis and Opal were worlds apart. An exploration of the psyche and childhood of the criminal, megalomaniac genius. Takes place after the end of The Time Paradox. Now Massively Overhauled! This is THE definitive A/O fic! Well, it's alright :P
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,196 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Artemis F., Opal K.
First Kiss by Aleauxvander reviews
A simple conversation about kissing turns to, well, something bigger. Holly forgot momentarily that Artemis, regardless of his mental capabilities, was still just a man and every man had his breaking point. Apparently, she was his . Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
On The Symbolism Of Evergreens by Kelly Holden reviews
A touch of jealousy, Cupid, holly, and mistletoe. A/H, some A/M content, mild Roman paganism.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Her Scent by Artemis Fowl II reviews
A story of passion, because Her Scent was more intoxicating than any drug. Includes: Odd Time Progression, Slightly Crack-Pairing Arty , Mature Themes you know what -.- and Mentions of the many universes theory... for those who care... Meh. ONE SHOT!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
All work and no play by hula-crazy reviews
This fic follows on directly after Colfor left it at the end of Holly's initiation. Recommend you read it first if you already haven't. sorry, no Arty in this one!hxt ht hollytrouble
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata by Lli reviews
Yes! I am writing one of those "Artemis Fowl: insert catchy noun here" stories! An AU mystery set post-TEC. What could have happened if TOD hadn't. Holly is framed for the theft of a priceless artefact and finds herself in need of some assistance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,135 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009
Ineluctable by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Not Easily Forgotten by jayJ530 reviews
A guest lecture brings up old memories.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl And The Obsidian Conspiracy by As If You Cared reviews
what if what they said was true? its 2012, and 666 is here and hes taking no prisoners. They thought it was all over, It has only just begun.... The first five chapters are Data stream format.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Artemis F., Opal K.
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Like a Lollipop by The Creatress reviews
Romance/humour. Two-shot. Post TTP. An extended version of 'Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly.' Artemis and Holly are playing chess and he soon finds it hard to concentrate. His elf-kissing days... Are just beginning. Rated M for a reason.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,575 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Art of Slytherin Napping by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deliverance by Lli reviews
When Dahut calls with excellent news, the Council is ready and willing to help. So, to resurrect the sunken city of Ys, Holly Short is allowed to seek out the now twice mind-wiped Artemis Fowl. Based on the story of Ys and the myth of Callisto. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I am a Gentleman by Jaquelyn Carmell reviews
Holly hates LEP parties, maybe Artemis can help. M rated for later chapters.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Hunt and Catch by The Creatress reviews
Short two-shot. Humour/romance. Holly is running from Artemis, trying to keep something safe from him. Will she escape? Or will he capture her, as he always does?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Next Twenty Four Hours by Sara's Girl reviews
In twenty-four hours, the Ministry will take your life. Until then, I’m all yours. HPDM slash, first person narrative. Character death. Quick, rough, raw, sad. My apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Joker by Moonlite Knight reviews
In which there are siblings, blackmail, and punching. Sometimes it’s best not to think too much, but in this case, thinking was one thing Holly should definitely have done.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Chicken Soup for Arty's Soul by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Drabbly Things by Kelly Holden reviews
Collection of 100 word drabbles and strict variations from the lives of Artemis, Holly and their friends and family. Mostly implied A/H, some mild adult themes, unless stated otherwise belong to a single continuity. This update begins chapter 38.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Second Kiss by AgiVega reviews
One year after the end of The Time Paradox, Artemis and Holly are having a serious conversation. And much more than that. One-shot, MAJOR TTP SPOILERS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
LEP Academy by Holly25Trouble reviews
A random story I made up. It's about Holly's time at the Academy and what happens to her while she's there. Read it and you'll like it! I finally updated! Chapter 4 up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Holly S.
Dragon Kisses by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...(books 1-3 or 4) Ginny takes a dare, but it doesn't end up quite like she thought. I wrote this when I should have been working on beyond redemption. Sorry, back to work now!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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Things Best Left Unsaid reviews
My interpretation of a certain much-anticipated event in "The Atlantis Complex." Sometimes, the last thing we should do is say what we want to say. IMPORTANT: Includes prompt for a short story competition. Prize includes podfic-ication of the winner!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
But sometimes it's a good hurt reviews
VERY dark one-shot. Fowl and Short's relationship has progressed, but something is utterly wrong. Only an outsider could really see what was going on, and he realized what was happening only when it was far too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Checking It Twice reviews
San D'Klass certainly didn't have Artemis Fowl in mind when he decided to give gifts to all the Mud Children in an attempt to appease them. Especially since Artemis Fowl can never be satisfied unless he TAKES what he wants. Which includes a certain elf.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Dark Blue reviews
Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Easier reviews
She wanted him. She could never deny that. Eventually, they'd get there. But "eventually" is such a tenuous concept. And there are some things in this life that are just...easier.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fallen reviews
Humans have long debated their origins, and even the fairies do not have all the answers. When Artemis lectures Holly on a few of the major theories, he stumbles upon one that is perhaps a bit more...apt than most people realize.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped reviews
Full title: "Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped who would have made his job a lot more difficult and one fairy who would have made things much easier, in the short run ." Just a little bit of fun.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Artemis F. - Complete
Fowl Shorts reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Fowl Ties reviews
Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Fragments of the Past reviews
A series of shorts about the Fowl Universe before the books began, looking into the lives of Coral Short, Artemis Fowl I, Angeline, young Butler, pre-Commander Root, and many others, over time. Chapter 7: Don't, you're a tease. Do...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010
Hufflepuff Don't Care reviews
One month into the 2011-2012 school year, Pomona Sprout announces her end-of-year retirement. Her assistant, Neville Longbottom, is more than a little confused, and seeks her out for her reasons, only to find out something isn't...quite right about Hufflepuff House.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Neville L., P. Sprout - Complete
In Another's Eyes reviews
Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Grub K., Vinyáya - Complete
Iridescent reviews
After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
It is Better to Give reviews
"Oh by gosh, by golly, it's time for mistletoe and Holly..." When Holly is standing at the exact wrong place at the exact wrong time, some...unorthodox methods may be needed to help her out. Story contains the prompt for my next hosted fic contest!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Holly S. - Complete
Like I Like My Coffee reviews
Just a little one-shot. It's a given that, after being on the site for a while, you've got to pair up Grub Kelp...right? He's too cute to be single! A bit of office banter leads to a shocking proposition for Corporal Kelp. Re-post due to errors in site.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Grub K. - Complete
Ma Bête Noire reviews
"My Black Beast." The thing which you hate the most. For Butler, a weakness: something a bodyguard should not have. For Minerva, a mistake: something geniuses do not make. Of course, every rule has its exception.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Butler, Minerva P.
Reactionary reviews
A collection of drabbles, droubbles, and trabbles written after Hussie's frequent updates, explaining my headcanon. Little stories all on their own, 99.9% of which will be invalidated within 24 hours. Specializing in humor, drama, and (let's hope) hormonal moments.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V.
Several Awesome Things I Pray Colfer Does in TLG reviews
A series of short scenes that we've ALL been panting over for the last book. Filling in plot holes, increasing the levels of awesome, shipping in such quantity as hasn't been seen since WWII, brick jokes, and fixing those little mistakes. Chapter 15: The grand finale, and I have RUINED you all for the last book, haven't I?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Take me to the sky reviews
Winner of the Everfree NW Iron Author Challenge, using the elements of "a loss of greatness," lunch, and the Ponyville clocktower. What happens after we achieve our dreams? Rainbow Dash spent years as the star of the Wonderbolts. She'd flown hard, far, fast, tight, and each wing-beat didn't send her closer to the sun, but further down to earth.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
The Dead, the Broken, and the Living reviews
Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Full Moon Diaries: Quick Study reviews
"Lili and I got talking, you see, and she had this great idea, so I thought I'd try it out." Artemis grinned. An idea from Lili? The last time Holly had come home with one of those, they'd both been too exhausted to leave the house that weekend. "Right, Lili?" Holly said, looking over her shoulder. VERY important note: Read the author's note first.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Marks That Define Us reviews
As always seems the case, random events lead to intriguing discoveries between Artemis and Holly. A discussion of personal history, body modification, and lifelong reminders of the things that make us who we are. And, of course, a nice bit of fluff. ;p
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Weather Outside is Frightful reviews
Meeting the parents is scary, but joining your significant other's family for the holidays is outright terrifying. And if those holidays are for a different religion, then the learning curve is horrific. Holly is not looking forward to Christmas at Fowl Manor, but perhaps there's something waiting there to make all the stress worthwhile. Fluff, baby. All the fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Thy Instrument reviews
It shouldn't be expected that they will always win. Or always have won. And if, just once, Holly and Artemis did lose, what else must have been lost? Only the freedom of an entire civilization, under the geis. Subjugation and an impossible redemption.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Traces reviews
Artemis does not believe in the PARAnormal or SUPERnatural. Only in science. Yet, when left alone for a few minutes in Police Plaza, Artemis comes across some traces of an old comrade. Traces that can not be explained. One-shot, Halloween-themed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
You in Me and Me in You reviews
Part of "The Broken." The story of Koboi's incarceration, rescue by Opal, and their final realization: no one deserves future Empress Koboi...but herself. PLEASE BE ADVISED: I only posted half the story here. The rest is at the Archive of Our Own.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Opal K. - Complete
Zeno's Paradox reviews
That which is in locomotion must arrive at the half-way stage before it arrives at the goal.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Budding, Blooming reviews
Rupert was having a good day. You know what? No. Not a good day. He was having a great day. An AWESOME day. And when a kindly gnome gives him some free flowers, he knew just the elf who would really appreciate them.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Another Day at the Office reviews
Filing. Meetings. Paperwork. Hordes of the undead descending upon you and your coworkers, ravenous for their succulent brains. Wing Commander Vinyaya should really get overtime for this. A sequel to "In Another's Eyes."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Vinyáya, Grub K. - Complete
100 Sunrises and Moonsets reviews
Drabbles are stories told in 100 words. The Fanart 100 gives 100 prompts 95 filled, 5 left to the creator to address in whatever manner the author sees fit. Here will follow 100 stories in 100 words over 100 days, beginning August 16, 2012. Please note that I only update on THIS site once a month. For regular updates, please find my alert e-mail within.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
100 Pawprints reviews
A flash-fiction series with prompts taken from the Fanart 100, focusing on Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, with a definite chance of slash and guaranteed fluff and humor. Ch 08 Weeks. Sometimes, even a little time alone is far too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
An Interlude reviews
A little one-shot. Perhaps consider it the long-lost chapter of "Fowl Shorts." Or perhaps not. Artemis manages to convince Holly to try something, despite all her misgivings, and the result is...to be expected, really.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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