Marteshhide bio
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. Hi! Welcome to my Profile! (Trumpets in the background.) First thing is that I'm not a native speaker of English and I will make mistakes. I don't mind tips and I just got a beta so if the stories are a bt wierd in the grammar department? Bear with me, We're working on it. My profile right now, it's not much, and it's also very unlikely it will grow any time soon. I'm the type to copy paste, these long monologues designed to awake empathy in you about some political opinion. Therefor I'm asking everyone to not involve their private beliefs in comment of my stories. I don't care if you dislike a certain pairing or not. you don't have to justify your reasons for quitting my stories I honestly don't care, I wright for my pleasure only, and on that note i should warn people that: Me and Deadlines? no, we just do not like each other. I update when I have a chapter finished and it can vary from three month to two days. If it's the three-month scenario? Or more? Don't worry, I'm not abandoning anything if I have a say, and guess what?! I Can! Thats all I have to offer on my profile right now =) DISCLAIMER: Anything I writes is FanFiction and the featuring characters from existing works does NOT belong to me. This goes for ALL my stories. |
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Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 343,724 - Reviews: 3327 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 5,138 - Updated: Aug 2, 2020 - Published: Dec 13, 2015 - [Harry P., Minato N.]
The Darkness Within:The Rewrite by Kurinoone reviews
A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 359,288 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 3,396 - Updated: Mar 28, 2020 - Published: May 9, 2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 338,887 - Reviews: 8699 - Favs: 9,808 - Follows: 10,707 - Updated: Mar 28, 2020 - Published: May 24, 2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: Jan 8, 2019 - Published: May 5, 2008 - Harry P.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6063 - Favs: 12,184 - Follows: 12,031 - Updated: Oct 8, 2018 - Published: May 25, 2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 9,365 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: Mar 12, 2018 - Published: Nov 10, 2010 - Harry P. - Complete
When You're the Best of Friends by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU. Puck and Kurt hold hands, cuddle, know each other's biggest secrets, and make the other a priority...but they've just been best friends for years. Based on a Puckurt meme prompt. Multi-chapter. Prompt inside. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 244,425 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: Dec 31, 2017 - Published: Feb 24, 2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,309 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 8,421 - Follows: 9,730 - Updated: Aug 13, 2017 - Published: Jun 12, 2012 - Harry P.
Embers and Frost by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
Sequel to Fire and Ice. After becoming the new Spirit of Summer, Ace struggles with the knowledge that one day he will be forced to leave everyone he loves behind. Jack questions how far he would go for those he cares about. And Luffy, unaware of Ace's rebirth, is plagued by visions of his brother's death and other horrors. But those nightmares may be more than just dreams…
Crossover - One Piece & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 444,857 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 153 - Updated: Jun 27, 2017 - Published: Jul 14, 2016 - Luffy, T. Law, Ace, Jack Frost - Complete
Happily Ever Afterish by funnyjester reviews
Harry gets whisked away into the wondrous worlds of Fairy tales. And who is his very own 'knight and shining Armor?" Why Voldemort of course. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,314 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 998 - Updated: May 3, 2017 - Published: Jan 9, 2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A New Life by HarryPotterBlack7 reviews
Set after DH. Harry is transported to an alternate universe, where he grows up as James' brother. But when he gets tangled in a web of family, romance and the First War, what will Harry do? HPSB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 258,503 - Reviews: 2490 - Favs: 4,856 - Follows: 5,302 - Updated: Jan 3, 2017 - Published: Jun 24, 2008 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P.
Shade: Blood Ties by Negligible1 reviews
Book Two of Shade Quadrilogy. Durza is dead, but Eragon is remains lost and must still battle for his own body. With Legion rapidly gaining on him and his own hate growing ever stronger Eragon turns to Oromis and Glaedr, the last bastions of the Old Order.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 228,236 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 459 - Updated: Nov 18, 2016 - Published: Dec 25, 2012 - Eragon S., Arya, Islanzadí, Oromis - Complete
And I hold my breath by smilingcrescent reviews
Harry has been a little off since the graveyard. He sees more than a closed door in his nightly visions, and he's losing his grasp on reality. The memory charm around the student population isn't helping. Who has Voldemort allied with? Riddle, always suspicious, seems to be a symptom of something larger. (pre-slash) (Alternate year 5) (slow build-up) (smartCrazy Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,721 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 322 - Updated: Jul 14, 2015 - Published: Jan 11, 2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ron W., Hermione G.
Mirror Mirror by Sythe reviews
One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,461 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 5,879 - Updated: May 25, 2015 - Published: Jul 1, 2012 - [Harry P., Loki] Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
To Fly on Dragon Wings by ShadowHunter Mashell reviews
What if Harry ended up in Temeraire's world instead of coming back after Voldemort killed him. What if he was no longer the same in this new world...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 513 - Updated: Mar 17, 2015 - Published: Apr 3, 2012 - Harry P.
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 13,333 - Follows: 15,309 - Updated: Jan 19, 2015 - Published: Jun 13, 2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
In Death, Standby by Sophisme reviews
After the infamous massacre of the Potters, young Harry Potter went missing. It doesn't really help that years later he turns up again, a bit darker, stranger and more erratic than anyone had hoped for. But Harry hardly cares, in the end it's his decision on which side he will fight; dark, light or no side at all. Eventually HP/LV... of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,459 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: Oct 2, 2014 - Published: Sep 8, 2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Who knew? by Easily Distracted0720 reviews
Tony had always been careful with who he sleeps with. Man or woman, he always makes sure that there will be no accidents. Still, who really knew how potent a frost giant sorcerer was in bed? Well, now he had some idea. FROSTIRON MPREG. No like, no read.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,103 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: Sep 20, 2014 - Published: May 7, 2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Mafia King by erimies reviews
Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 3,211 - Follows: 1,046 - Published: Jul 28, 2014 - Luffy, Reborn - Complete
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 179,187 - Reviews: 3824 - Favs: 4,225 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: Jul 15, 2014 - Published: Apr 3, 2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC - Complete
Chaos Theory by Tessa Crowley reviews
Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 103,285 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 660 - Updated: Jul 9, 2014 - Published: Apr 25, 2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
riding the echo down by black.k.kat reviews
Somehow, somewhere along the way, Orochimaru falls in love with his teammate. This…changes things. Canon AU, Jiraiya/Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 249 - Published: Jun 23, 2014 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] Tsunade S. - Complete
Time and Again by Mymomomo reviews
Abnormality is my middle name, unfortunately. I'm the freaky, white-haired kid who sees ghosts and talks to stuffed animals. The reincarnation of one of Soul Society's strongest warriors? Yeah, I wouldn't believe it either. Reincarnation had been nothing more than a theory, but it didn't even begin to explain why there was a dead Shinigami living in my head.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 224,515 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 456 - Updated: Jun 23, 2014 - Published: Feb 20, 2011 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Cast between Worlds by phoenix catcher reviews
Harry/Sheppard. Non-magical:Harry but with Metahuman abilities. Harry is exiled from the Wizarding World and joins the RAF. This is what would happen if Harry joined the Atlantis Expedition. Follows from season 1 all the way to the end.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 241,901 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: Jun 19, 2014 - Published: Apr 16, 2007 - Harry P., John S.
The Obeisance of Memory by rockpaperscissor reviews
AU of season 4. COMPLETE. "Look, I've got no idea who your brother is, but uh, I think I might be him. Just, y'know, alive."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 139,273 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 749 - Updated: Jun 13, 2014 - Published: Jan 27, 2009 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9432 - Favs: 8,131 - Follows: 4,359 - Updated: Jan 19, 2014 - Published: Sep 24, 2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Man in Fangorn by JaidenAye reviews
Stumbling into Fangorn, Merry and Pippin find more magic than Ents and the armies of Middle Earth gain an unexpected ally from the shadows of the woods. That is, if Pippin doesn't insult him into seclusion first. Roughly from challenge by CashyHoray1.00 "Lord of the Forest".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,638 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 3,889 - Updated: Dec 3, 2013 - Published: Apr 13, 2012 - Harry P., Legolas
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: Oct 11, 2013 - Published: May 12, 2007 - Harry P.
Fighting the Gods by phoenix catcher reviews
Ryver/Michael Mentions of . Alteran:Harry. Clone:Harry Ryver . Harry must face the Galaxy and try to rebuild the strength of the Great Races while caring for his twin brother who has their destiny on Earth on his shoulders.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 364,566 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 3,257 - Updated: Jul 22, 2013 - Published: Jun 16, 2006 - Harry P.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 7,460 - Follows: 2,178 - Published: Jul 8, 2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Shade by Negligible1 reviews
A moment of weakness destroys everything Eragon knows and now he must fight, not only against the Empire, but against himself. A Dragon Rider Shade is born.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,164 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 278 - Updated: May 3, 2013 - Published: Jun 25, 2011 - Eragon S., Arya, Murtagh, Durza - Complete
One Sided by VIKAN reviews
He found her by the frozen lake, calling for a boy who's name was Jack, a boy who was not him. Angst.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,869 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 38 - Published: Mar 16, 2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister - Complete
For want of a Rope by Enzonia reviews
AU tag for 5x09. When Mordred came down the cliff to help Merlin and Arthur, he might have forgotten a very important piece of equipment. And so the three of them are stuck at the bottom of a cliff with nothing to do. Arthur wasn't sure if he wanted to commit homicide or suicide. However, after Gwaine had arrived, he was definitely eaning towards murder.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 297 - Updated: Mar 1, 2013 - Published: Dec 2, 2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, Gwaine
A Winter's Reprieve by enchanted nightingale reviews
Summer is over. Harry is back to school and Rabastan with Voldemort. Secrets unfold, masks fall and Harry faces the consequences of his summer romance.SEQUEL TO A SUMMER ESCAPE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,171 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: Feb 18, 2013 - Published: Oct 18, 2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L.
Yanked from the UK by Moriarty's Minion reviews
HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,051 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 4,488 - Follows: 5,544 - Updated: Jan 1, 2013 - Published: Aug 31, 2010 - Harry P.
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat by Les Dowich reviews
Critically injured during the final battle, Harry Potter chooses a simpler way to live. As a cat, Harry finds love and acceptance but no man can be a cat forever and everyone has to grow up and face the world one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,704 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: Dec 30, 2012 - Published: Jan 30, 2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Oma's Choice by jacobds reviews
After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 206,427 - Reviews: 2974 - Favs: 5,052 - Follows: 3,764 - Updated: Nov 19, 2012 - Published: Apr 28, 2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hare and the Phoenix by Callicokitten reviews
When Draco meets Harry he knows he's met someone special, it just takes a while and a war for him to realise why. Drarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 78 - Updated: Nov 18, 2012 - Published: Feb 19, 2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3314 - Favs: 10,275 - Follows: 5,673 - Updated: Jul 23, 2012 - Published: Mar 15, 2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 3143 - Favs: 9,061 - Follows: 4,300 - Updated: Jun 26, 2012 - Published: May 1, 2011 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Death Flies a Broken Path by Centrau guardian reviews
It was quite an unusual moment for Harry to find out he was a dragon; just seconds after he'd crashed into the ground to his not-quite demise. But Death has a strange need to listen to its Master in ways no one could predict.SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 963 - Updated: Apr 15, 2012 - Published: Jan 6, 2012 - Harry P.
Shifting of the Plate by Comma-Toes reviews
AU. Harry Potter is dead. At least, thanks to Wormtail, the Wizarding World thinks he is. Thirteen years later, the son of a lost Dark Pureblood comes to Hogwarts with a lightning scar that only Peter knows the meaning of. Dark-ish Harry, Eventual TMRHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,922 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: Apr 3, 2012 - Published: Aug 9, 2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4982 - Favs: 6,345 - Follows: 4,768 - Updated: Feb 20, 2012 - Published: Feb 24, 2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Pirates Life For Me by Kimberleeskye reviews
After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,612 - Follows: 4,213 - Updated: Feb 1, 2012 - Published: Sep 14, 2006 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Worst Kept Secrets by EachPeachPearPlum reviews
Gwaine knows, as soon as he meets them, how it is going to end. Which is, not well. But that doesn't stop him from trying. Gwaine/Merlin, of a sort.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,877 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 89 - Updated: Sep 22, 2011 - Published: Aug 9, 2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Model Behaviour by Karanguni reviews
Allow me to define the world "office-mate" for you: it's a noun. Not a verb. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 17 - Published: Aug 30, 2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Gwaine's Reveal by XxWanderlustxX reviews
...In which Gwaine gets tackled, Uther is confused and Arthur decides Camelot is in dire need of extensive background checks. Pure silliness...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 74 - Published: Jun 29, 2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 232 - Updated: Feb 15, 2011 - Published: Jan 7, 2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: Dec 29, 2010 - Published: Nov 5, 2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
What Can I Get by Threepwillow reviews
With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 84 - Published: Nov 12, 2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 5,743 - Follows: 2,005 - Published: Sep 21, 2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Bow Book 3: Counterpart by Xed Alpha reviews
The son of Artemis meets his match and in the process is forced to juggle married life, an old flame, some interfering gods and a mission to prevent the total collapse of the universe. So, yeah... An average day for Armani. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 195 - Updated: Jul 18, 2010 - Published: Apr 11, 2010 - Artemis - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2894 - Favs: 5,670 - Follows: 5,919 - Updated: Jul 16, 2010 - Published: Jan 14, 2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Broken Bow by Xed Alpha reviews
An old fool's vengence forces Apollo to keep a huge and possibly devestating secret from Artemis for over a decade, a deception that she may never be able to forgive him for. Winner of the Veritas OC award. Ghost Writers Approved. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,691 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 589 - Updated: Jun 22, 2010 - Published: Jan 17, 2010 - Artemis - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 3,767 - Follows: 3,968 - Updated: May 24, 2010 - Published: Jun 5, 2008 - Harry P.
Alternative by Silver Pard reviews
Living with failure was never part of the plan.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,386 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 132 - Updated: Dec 31, 2009 - Published: Aug 28, 2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Summer Escape by enchanted nightingale reviews
After his 4th year the Delacours see Harry alone at Kings Cross and decide to take him to France where an unusual romance blooms between Harry and Rabastan Lestrange. But will it last longer than the first night? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 951 - Updated: Oct 18, 2009 - Published: Jun 11, 2009 - Rabastan L., Harry P. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 11,113 - Follows: 3,355 - Updated: Jul 7, 2009 - Published: Apr 15, 2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 135 - Published: May 20, 2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: May 17, 2009 - Published: Nov 22, 2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Famous Last Words by Kitsunesongs reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 140 - Published: Feb 10, 2009 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 247 - Published: Oct 1, 2008 - Complete
Dark Father by darwick reviews
This is the note they found on Harry’s bed the day he went missing. Some thought it was a suicide note, but the ones who knew him best knew it for what it was; a goodbye letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 53 - Published: Sep 2, 2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 5,355 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: Oct 25, 2007 - Published: Apr 3, 2007 - Harry P. - Complete
His Darker Impressions by Tsurai Shi reviews
Albus Severus Potter is proudly Sorted into Slytherin and soon after meets his Darker namesake. Not everything was written down in history books, and some people still need closure from the pains of war... AlbusScorpius, HarrySeverus [Slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 84 - Published: Sep 6, 2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Cold Rain by altersuperego reviews
Sequel to Dry Heat. Aizen proposes an exchange of prisoners of war. Hitsugaya unwillingly starts to remember his past. Nothing is what it seems, and everyone must choose a side. Violence, language. IchiRuki. Slight RanRen, UnoKen. Not a lot of romance
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,886 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 60 - Updated: Jul 10, 2007 - Published: May 23, 2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Rukia K. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 252 - Published: May 30, 2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 278 - Published: Jan 24, 2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 161 - Published: Jan 6, 2007 - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 103 - Updated: Jun 30, 2006 - Published: Apr 9, 2006 - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 698 - Published: Dec 29, 2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5982 - Favs: 7,319 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: Dec 2, 2005 - Published: Apr 23, 2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 366 - Published: Oct 16, 2005 - Complete
The Master by LuvEwan reviews
The overlooked can be underestimated. A ROTS AU. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,701 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 132 - Updated: Jun 17, 2005 - Published: Jun 12, 2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 339 - Updated: Apr 28, 2004 - Published: Apr 12, 2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gandalf's familiar by Werecat99 reviews
The tenth member of the Fellowship: Middle Earth through the eyes of a cat. Chapter 7 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: Apr 2, 2003 - Published: Mar 17, 2003 - Gandalf, Aragorn
Black Scales reviews
Thorin Oakenshield have always had many secrets. But one secret in particular might even mores rival The Arken Stone to him. One secret named Harry Potter that lived under the Lonely Mountain and that had black scales and wings. A secret that may be important to tell if things dose not work out as it should, be it this moment or in years to come. (Slash, maybe)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,502 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: Sep 11, 2013 - Published: Jan 21, 2013 - Harry P.
