MyFavoriteThingsForMe
Author has written 5 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Star Wars, and Avengers. Hi! I am a person, my name will not be revealed, the closest you can get is JacksTheFlower. Gender: Girl Age: Wouldn't you like to know? Pets: 2 dogs, 2 horses, 1 saltwater fish tank with fish Favorite books: PJO, HOO, and HP, thats about it. Favorite Movies: HTTYD series, Marvel series (except Hulk), Harry Potter series, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Star Wars (not prequels), Dante’s Peak, uhh... *I know that's not all, but unless you want me to put almost every Disney, DREAMworks, and Pixar movie this is about as big it's gonna get. Favorite TV: CW DC series, HTTYD, Stargate SG-1, Bones (my favorite), Phineas and Ferb (The only kid TV show), Merlin, White Collar, Big Bang Theory, and ... that's it. Favorite colors: Purple, black, blue, and green, especially when they are all together in a Marvel, sorry, marble. Favorite songs: Uhh, my playlist? Personality type: Tomboy-ish, likes to be snarky, takes pride in making people irritated Favorite Hobbies: Dancing, rock climbing, binge-watching, reading on my phone, writing-ish (not very good at it), watching people cook while they yell at me to help, using my horrible humor to annoy people, and being lonely. OTPs: Buffy/Obi-Wan, Rey/Poe, Hiccup/Astrid, Eugene/Rapunzel, Kara/Mon-el, Steve/Peggy, Drarry, Merthur, Wolfstar, Johnlock, etc. etc. You can call me JacksTheFlower or FavoriteThings, fans of my imagination. One other thing, I hate OCs, very few people have made good OCs that I can read. I am also a very true to the originals, so like if you have a regular HTTYD and you include Hiccup as a dragon, I can't read it. That stuff just seems too far off for me, but to each their own. I love ripple-effect AUs. PS. I am not a very good writer, so updates may be long if you want substance. On the bright side, I have an account now, so I have more motivation. (Sure I do, totally) In light of current events I want to ask the world - what are we fighting for, equality or equity? #Everyone'sLivesMatter Because we all matter; whether you're black, white, hispanic, asian, gay, straight, transgender, asexual, living with two fingers on a hand, living with 6 fingers on a hand, injured in life, or injured before birth - we're all here. We all have a purpose. We all have a life and most of us are just trying to live it. We are fighting for equality and equity at the same time. Equality for those who are black and don't want discrimination just due to skin color; and equity for those who are disabled and actually need the extra help to live their lives the same as everyone else. So the answer is both; we are constantly fighting for equity and equality, but where it's due. We need equality for the things that are staples in our lives; skin color, gender, sexuality, disabilities, or injuries. But we also need equity for the choices we make and the help we need. In the end, we all have our own needs, but sometimes what we need is to be like someone else. No one should feel bad for what they need or who they are because something told them who to be and what they need. Everyone is their own person and we all make a difference. We all matter. Just saying THEORIES: Sally Jackson uses Rick Riordan as a nom de plume Dumbledore is Death The Avengers go back in time to fix the snap This was confirmed! Steve trades the Soul Stone for Natasha when going back in time. None of these are in the order I like them, btw. (I don't know if I even ship some of these, but can just read them) Romance ships Harry Potter Hinny- Harry and Ginny Ronmione- Ron and Hermione James/Lily Tonks/Lupin Molly/Arthur Drarry (nuff said) Wolfstar MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe)/Agents of SHIELD Natasha/Clint Laura/Clint Steve/Sharon Peggy/Steve Tony/Pepper Natasha/Bruce Thor/Jane Thor/Sif Daisy/Lincoln Daisy/Robbie Mack/YoYo Coulson/May Jemma/Fitz Daisy/Deke Percy Jackson the Olympians Percabeth- Percy and Annabeth Gruniper- Grover and Juniper Beckalina- Beckendorf and Silena Chrisse- Clarisse and Chris Tratie- Travis and Katie Jasper- Jason and Piper Frank/Hazel Calypso/Leo Will/Nico How to Train your Dragon Hiccstrid-Hiccup and Astrid Stalka-Stoick and Valka Fishlegs/Heather Dagur/Mala Toothless/Light Fury Valka/Eret (I mean, I could ship it, but no has really talked about the tension there yet so... ;) ) Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons Eugunzel-Eugene and Rapunzel Hiccstrid-Hiccup and Astrid Merida/Jack Merida/Eret Jack/Rapunzel HiJack (I have been turned) Mericcup (*sigh* I promised myself I wouldn't fall for it) Shrek Shrek/Fiona Donkey/the dragon (I really need to find her name) CW DC TV Karamel - Kara/Mon-el Iris/Barry Oliver/Felicity Cisco/Gypsy Alex/Maggie Caitlin/Ronnie Star Wars Han/Leia Rey/Ben (Ben, not Ren; important distinction) Finn/Rose Rey/Poe Luke/Mara Padme/Anakin Obi/Duchess Satine Ahsoka/Rex Rey/Obi-Wan(only when time traveling, otherwise is gross) Stargate Daniel/Sha're Jack/Sam Daniel/Vala Sheppard/Teyla Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel Buffy/Angel Willow/Xander Willow/Oz Willow/Tara Fred/Wesley Fred/Gunn Cordelia/Doyle (the real one) Bones Brennan/Booth Angela/Hodgins Sweets/Daisy Cam/Arastoo Wendell/Andie(the nurse) Michelle/Finn Grey's Anatomy Derek/Meredith Cristina/Yang (Lol) Meredith/Andrew Mer/PEDs Doctor with Accent Fast and Furious Brian/Mia Dom/Letty Giselle(Almost put 'Gal' here lol)/Han Merlin Merthur (You know you love it!) Arwen Any of the knights paired together... Gwen/Lance Uther/Troll (She was was perfect for him *dreamy eyes*) And all joking aside, MERTHUR! Crossover (I have been on a Buffy kick lately) Daisy/Steve Buffy/Dean(SPN) Buffy/Dom(do I really have to?) Buffy/Brian(FF) Buffy/Clint Barry/Wanda Daniel/Buffy Buffy/Ronon Spike/Vala Buffy/Steve Percy/Wanda Buffy/Draco(There is really only one) Buffy/Harry Buffy/John(SG:A) Buffy/Neil(White Collar) Buffy/Jack(the pirate) Buffy/Oliver(Wood) Buffy/Sirius(siriusly, if you dont know this one then I am ashamed)(plus, I only really like it when shes in the marauder era) Buffy/Cedric Diggory(HP) Buffy/Oliver(Queen) Daisy/Oliver(Queen) Buffy/Remus(HP) Buffy/Jack(O'Neill, with two l's fer crying out loud!) Buffy/Lincoln(no, not the president. This is for you AoS fans) Buffy/Obi-Wan(I think this is my OTP) Family Ships Parent/Offspring Luke/Rey Leia/Rey Lando/Jannah (Not cannon confirmed, but... well, if you have seen the movie you get my point) Tony Stank/Buffy Jack O’Neer/Buffy Dan’el/Buffy JamesLily/Buffy May/Daisy Siblings Buffy/Harry Buffy/Brian(FF) Buffy/Jesse(FF) YOUR GUY SIDE: (x) you love hoodies (x) you love jeans (x) dogs are better than cats. (x) it's hilarious when people get hurt (x) you've played with/against boys on a team (x) shopping is torture (x) at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter (x) you own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega (x) sad movies suck (x) you own/ed an X-Box (x) played Hotwheel cars as a kid (x) you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (x) you watch sports on Tv (x) you go to your dad for advice (x) you own like a trillion baseball caps (x) you like to go to highschool football games (x) you used to/do collect football/soccer/baseball cards (x) baggy pants are cool to wear (x) it's kinda weird to have a sleepover with a bunch of people (x) green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours (x) you love to go crazy and not care what people think (x) you love sports (x) talk with food in your mouth (x) sleep with your sock on at night 10/24 That's pretty good... especially since I am a girl YOUR GIRL SIDE (X) cats are better than dogs (x) you wear lip gloss/ Chapstick (I think it is most uncomfortable to have that stuff on your lips) (x) you love to shop (x) you wear eyeliner (x) you wear the colour pink (nope, I hate pink, declared it when I was 5) (x) you go to your mom for advice (I don't really ask advice, but she's my only parent, so...) (x) you consider cheerleading a sport (x) you hate wearing the colour black (x) you like hanging out at the mall (x) you like getting manicure and/or pedicures (For some inexplicable reason) (x) you like wearing jewellery (only my earrings) (x) skirts are a big part of our wardrobe (x) shopping is one of your favourite hobbies (I hate it) (x) you don't like the movie Star Wars (WHAAAAT??!!!!) (x) you were in gymnastics/dance in grade 2 (I skipped 2nd so does it count?) (x) it takes you around/about one hour to shower, get dressed and makeup (x) you smile a lot more than you should (x) you have more than ten pairs of shoes (x) you care about what you look like (x) you like wearing dresses when you can (x) you like wearing body spray/cologne/perfume (x) you love the movies (x) you used to play with dolls as a kid (I was terrified of them) (x) like putting make up on someone else for the joy/joke of it (x) like being the star of everything 8/25, YAAAAAH! If you HATE stereotypes; BOLD all the things you are ('I'm') but not the stereotype (MUST) I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I’m BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a bitch I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I’m “GOOD LOOKIN”, so I MUST not be a virgin. I have STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST not have a social life. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too. I’m a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I play VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a nerd. I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I’m BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I’m MIXED so I must be fucked up. I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be depressed. I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious. I’m POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher’s pet. I SMILE a lot, so I MUST be preppy. I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries. I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports. I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t. I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue. I care about the ENVIRONMENT…I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be unrealistic. I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing. I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... So true "God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft." --Anon "Idiots, there getting even more idiotic by the day" --ArawnHunter The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. () You have run into a glass/screen door. () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. () You have run into a tree. () It IS possible to lick your elbow () You just tried to lick your elbow. () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. () You just tried to sing them. () You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. () You have choked on your own spit. () You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. ()Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (x) People have called you slow. () You have accidentally caught something on fire. () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. () You have caught yourself drooling. () You’ve fallen asleep in class () If someone says "fart" you laugh. () You just laughed. () Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about () People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you (x) You are often told to use your "inside voice". () You use your fingers to do simple math. () You have eaten a bug. (X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. () You break a lot of things. () Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused () You have fallen out of your chair before (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling Total: 13 YAY I'm not stupid! -See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide. -See that girl, with her face caked in make-up? She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful. -See him, the one who wears long sleeves everyday? He covers his arms to hide the scars. -See her, with the cheap hand-me-down clothes? Her family can't afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names. -See that girl who laughs and smiles at every little thing? She cries herself to sleep every night. Wonder why she never lets her friends over to her house? Because she's afraid they'll see her mum passed out drunk on the floor, as always. -See how that girl cringes at rape jokes? She was raped. -See the boy who everyone goes to for advice? He wishes somebody would do the same for him. -See the girl who never brings a lunch? She's disgusted by her body. -See her, with the little waist? She goes to the bathroom and forces herself to throw up so she can keep her waist that way. -See the boy over there, with the dark circles under his eyes? He has insomnia, he fears what he'll see in his dreams. -See that girl over there daydreaming? She has schizophrenia. -See the boy biting his nails? He has cancer and wonders how much time he has left. -See your best friend? She's addicted to drugs, but she can't tell you because you won't understand. -See that boy reading all about 9/11? His parents died on that day. -See her, with the phone all the time? She's waiting for a call saying her sister was found after a kidnapping 4 years ago. -See know the girl you just called fat?She overdosed on diet pills. -See that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. -See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. Post this if you hate bullying Normal vs. HTTYD Fans: NORMAL PEOPLE: on a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD Fans: will say "The Gods Hate Me! Normal people: Will hear a whistle and ignore it How to Train Your Dragon Fans: will hear a whistle and scream "Night Fury! Get Down!" Normal people: see a mini toothless statue and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic" HTTYD fans: view a toothless mini statuette and scream "Oh my god This is the cutest thing I have now!!!!!!!!!!" Normal people, when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say: a gun HTTYD fans: a doctor!? Plus 5 speeds!? A shield! Normal people, when pursued will: call for anyone to help HTTYD fans: will call for your dragon. Normal people: do not know the statistics for the different dragons HTTYD fans: Nadder: speed 8, armor 16. Zippleback: Plus 11, stealth 2x. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs) Normal people: What in God's name! Fans HTTYD: In the name of Thor! Normal people: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing him will not know. HTTYD fans: will know immediately to show them an eel, scratched them under her neck, give them some dragon-nip or reflect light something to leave them behind you. Normal people: will buy band posters and such. HTTYD fans: will search all stores for all HTTYD collectibles, clear an entire shelf in his room for them and make a saddle piece and tail for each figurine and plushy toothless they have. Normal people: See the movie HTTYD once in the film and maybe once at home. HTTYD fans: watch the movie again and again until they can resite the entire thing, with the correct tones (example : * Changes in Scottish accent * excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!) Normal people: whistle a popular song while they work HTTYD Fans: whistling the theme HTTYD while they work Normal people: do not really care when the third film is released. HTTYD fans: will count the days until the premiere youtube and check every day for the next trailer (technically already came out...) Normal people: will give what they can to people as gifts HTTYD fans: never, under any circumstances, carry a Gronckle egg to someone. Normal people: when telling someone to change their habits, will be good at it. HTTYD fans: will say, "You have to stop at all ... this" Normal people, "Doesn't Astrid mean" asteroid "? HTTYD fans: *Dreamy tone* "Astrid ..." Normal people, when in danger: "We're gonna die!!" HTTYD fans: "the chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now ..." Normal people: will "keep calm and carry on" HTTYD fans: will "keep calm and wait for How to Train Your Dragon 3" (again already came out) Normal people: do not really care what they use for a belt buckle HTTYD fans: never use anything similar to bone. EVER! Normal people:. Wisest quote - "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow The crucial point is to stop questioning" - Albert Einstein HTTYD fans: "If you get blasted, you're dead "- Gobber the Belch Normal people: will skip this HTTYD fans: Will post this on their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them;) CandyKaty, ZambleTheZombie, SapphireWolf2002, DarknessWolfSpirit346, the Amber Fury, Thearizona, YogisPip, MyFavoriteThingsForMe Ways to keep a healthy level of insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 8. Order a Diet Water when you go out to eat, with a serious face. 9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 10. Sing Along At The Opera. 11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy and Paste This To Make People who read bios Smile. Now let's do something more fun: Your godly parent is... (I love this) OooooooooO ZEUS (Jason and Thalia Grace) You like being in charge you often wish you could just zap someone with a thunder bolt you were voted Class President you do what's best for everyone (at least I try) you think you have what it takes to run for president you think every problem has a solution you love showing off you like plane rides you are hydrophobic (nope I like water) 5/10 OoooooooooO POSEIDON (Persassy Jackson) you feel at home in the water your favourite vacation place is at the beach you enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing etc. you want to do something about the marine species being abused today you visit the local pool on a regular basis you swim professionally you hate seafood you never get seasick youd rather ride a boat than a plane you are acrophobiac 6/10 OoooooooooO HADES (Nico Di Angelo) you're not that much of a people person you like staying in the dark you experience bad moods on a regular basis you like listening to loud angry music you spend most of your time alone you think parties are something loud and annoying you like to keep to yourself all you're closets are padlocked you write in a diary/journal you feel most active at night 6/10 OoooooooooO DEMETER (Katie Gardner) You own a garden You like the great outdoors you have a green thumb you are an environmentalist you have a special connections with animals you're vegeterian You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world you always check a product if it's environmentally/friendly you love going to flower shops You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with 2/10 OoooooooooO ARES (Clarisse La Rue) you often start fights you're a very aggressive type of person you like watching wrestling you're competitive you like reading about war you don't take crap from anybody You have anger management you never back away from a fight everyone does what you say you don't always think before you do something 2/10 OoooooooooO ATHENA (Ananbeth Chase) you have an insatiable thirst of knowledge you're probably the only person that visits the library on a regular basis half of your birthday presents last year were books you like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies about it You're the valedictorian in your class You never got a grade below 90 in your report card you get political jokes without asking people to explain them you think it would be better if you were the president you have a huge shelf of books at home you think vinyl pockets protectors are very useful 5/10 OoooooooooO APOLLO (Will Solace) you're very creative and artistic you like listening to all kinds of music in general you always feel sunny and optimistic you are talented at drawing you like writing poetry (it's torture) you can play at least three musical instruments you like going to art museums you almost always win 1st place in art contests you have straight As in Art on your report card You're school notebook had more doodles than notes (it happens) 3/10 OoooooooooO HUNTER OF ARTEMIS (Zoe Nightshade) You dislike boys in general a deer is one of your favourite animals You can shoot targets You like silver you like the moon better than the sun Zoe Nightshade is awesome you love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel if it's to hunt down monsters 6/10 OoooooooooO HEPHAESTUS (Bad Boy Supreme, Team Leo, Mr. McShizzle) You have a way with tools You build awesome things during your free time You're the best at wood shop in your class Metal working is your forte You have your own tool box You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots You're a techie You often have carpentry projects You dream of being a carpenter You aren't afraid of fire 4/10 OoooooooooO APHRODITE (Silena Beauregard) Every guy/girl swoons for you you like putting make up you naturally smell good (I don't smell good and I don't smell bad. . .) you never experience a bad hair day you're favourite activity is clothes shopping youre always at the front of every trend you're the popular girl/guy at your school You're often invited to parties You're motto is "it's never a party without me" You look yourself in the mirror on a regualr basis (every time I'm in the bathroom cuz there's one on top of the sink. . .) 1/10 OoooooooooO HERMES (Luke Castellan) you like pick pocketing your friends you're a prankster you're a speed demon you consider your self restless You're the best speaker in the class (ego much) You like thinking on your feet and using your wits You're inventive and resourceful You often start arguements You never lost a debate You like making witty and sarcastic comment 4/10 OoooooooooO DIONYSUS (the name is so hard to spell) You're the life of the party You like wine You've probably tasted every alcohol drink out there You can finish a martini in less than a minute you have a happy, cheerful disposition You're a foodie You like going to social events and mingling with people You like trying out new food You feel that you're abundant in life You think that too much of anything is bad 2/10 OoooooooooO 4a. Poseidon 6/10 2d. Hunter of Artemis 6/10 2b. Hades 6/10 4b. Athena 5/10 2a. Zeus 5/10 1. Hermes 4/10 4d. Hephaestus 4/10 2c. Ares 2/10 3. Demeter 2/10 4c. Apollo 3/10 5. Dionysus 2/10 6. Aphrodite 1/10 Gods this took long . . . I don't think I qualify for a demigod. Oh look, stupid people You know you live in 2015 when... On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.(Oh, but that saves so much time!) On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.(And that would be...?) On some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.(No! You don't say?) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.(Too late! you lose!) On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.(Noooo... Really? Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.(But wouldn't that save more time?) American President George Bush actually tried that on his trousers. Maybe that's why they've started putting this on irons. On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery.(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.(And I'm taking this why?) On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...) We hope. On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.(As opposed to what? No doors?) On a Japanese food processor:Not to be used for the other use.(Ok, now I'm just curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.(Captain Obvious strikes again) On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.(Raise your hand if you've tried this.) D'you think they update these warnings every time something unfortunate happens? On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) (Reference to above statement) Yes, I think so. -Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again. -Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. -Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. -There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day. -I'm going to live forever, or die trying. -If I had something good to say, I would have already said it. -Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. -Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that. -Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening. -I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. -Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. -They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." But I think a gun helps, you know? If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people, would you? -I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a-hole! -That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you exactly why it's not. How true. -I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist. I think Einstein managed to do that, too... -Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? -There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. Teachers must live by this rule. -Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed. -High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome onscreen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw. -I'm not short, I'm fun-sized. -I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : ) -Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us -Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. Random Stuff: Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door. Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before. Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes. If you can't beat 'em, join'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed. Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they? He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first. Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver. If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it? Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. I'm only smiling 'cos I have no idea what's going on. I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!" As an older, more mature adult, your job is to...make fun of the little kids! There are easier things in life than finding a good lover. Like nailing a Jell-O to a tree, for instance. What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you realize that you're on fire? Do you remember to stop, drop and roll? Or do you just start running around in circles, screaming, "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!" If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem. Three people can keep a secret if two are dead. I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying. A man walked into a bar and said..."OUCH!!" War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left. Come to the dark side, we have cookies! I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies. OMG! THE RAIN'S WET! I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly! ADOST: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff. God made men first, then he had a better idea! I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan goes, "Oh, shit, she's up!" It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! . P.M.S: Pissed At Men Syndrome You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans' way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence. I didn't say you were stupid, I said you are stupid. There's nothing past tense about it. PONDER THIS Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!? Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? Can bald men get lice? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do sheep not shrink when it rains? Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"? Why is it called common sense if it's so rare? REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" Stupidest Last Words In The History Of Mankind: What does this button do? It's probably just a rash. Are you sure the power is off? The odds of that happening have to be a million to one! Which wire was I supposed to cut? I wonder where the mother bear is. I've seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms. It's strong enough for both of us. This doesn't taste right. I can do that with my eyes closed. I've done this before. Well, we've made it this far. That's odd. I'll just put my head in it to make sure. Don't be so superstitious. Now watch this. Look Ma! No Hands! Don't worry, it's not contagious. Of course it's safe. It can't get any worse... There's only one way to find out! You know you are a fan of the TV Show The Flash if... Normal People: When a police car goes by ignore it. Flash Fans: When a police car goes by they look for a red/gold blur following the car. Normal People: When they see a plane make the sound barrier say "Awesome." Flash Fans: When they see a plane break the sound barrier say, "Meh...Flash can run faster than that." Normal People: Like the colors yellow with red highlights. Flash Fans: Hate yellow with red highlights because it is the Reverse Flash colors. Normal People: Watch vampire diaries or Supernatural over and over (-insert barfing noise here-) Flash Fans: Watch the Flash over and over again. Normal People: Try to state how fast Mach 1.1 is. Flash Fans: Say 'Mach 1.1 is 874 miles per hour which means...SUPERSONIC PUNCH BABY! YEAH!" Normal People: When being mugged expect police to save them. Flash Fans: When being mugged expect the Flash to save them. Normal People: When a green arrow is shot at them they scream and run in the other direction. Flash Fans: When a green arrow is shot at them they shout, "Hey Barry? Tell Oliver to move the training session else where! And prevent him from using me as a target." Normal People: When someone buys a lot of food they ask, "How are you going to eat that?" Flash Fans: When someone buys a lot of food they say, "How many Metahumans did Flash go against this time?" Normal People: When they hear something large in the bushes scream and run the other way. Flash Fans: When they hear something large in the bushes say, "If I hadn't seen Jurassic Park I would not be nearly as frightened right now." Normal People: If they witness a poisonous gas attack they try to call 911. Flash Fans: Run the other way and pray that the 'Mist' doesn't get them. Normal People: When being stuck in a sudden storm they drive on ignoring it. Flash Fans: When being stuck in a sudden storm shout, "Mark knock it off!" Normal People: Once they calm down after getting angry, they blame a random person standing nearby. Flash Fans: Once they calm down after getting angry, they blame Roy G Bivalo. Normal People: When seeing the Flash and Arrow fight they run the other way. Flash Fans: When seeing the Flash and Arrow fight they sit down with a bowl of popcorn. Normal People: Want any old sweatshirt. Flash Fans: Want a S.T.A.R Labs sweatshirt. Normal People: Are confused with the names Cisco calls Metahumans or movie references). Flash Fans: Say, "Seriously Cisco?" or (for second option) Say, "(Insert any movie his reference is referenced from). Normal People: When seeing the Flash are like 'whatever' Flash Fans: When seeing the Flash say, "Nice meeting you...I'm going to pass out now from happiness." Normal People: When seeing a giant wormhole they scream and panic Flash Fans: Cross their fingers and hope Flash can stop it without causing another breach to a parallel universe. Normal People: When they see a man turn his hand into sand they run the other way. Flash Fans: When they see a man turn his hand into sand they either light a lighter and throw it at him or turn on a fire hydrant in his direction. Normal People: If they see a giant 'Man-shark' (—cough King Shark—) they run and try to avoid getting into any body of water. Flash Fans: Build a giant laser weapon or throw a pressurized scuba tank into its mouth (while it is releasing the gas) and lighting a match and throwing it at the tank. Normal People: If they see a man with electricity sparking around him and a half melted face they just stare or back slowly away. Flash Fans: Hope they have a speed dampener handing or a gun that sprays liquid nitrogen handy (Sorry Barry). Normal People: If they see a giant gorilla they scream and faint. Flash Fans: They either get a higher power tranquillizer gun, a earpiece that prevents mindreading, create a speed cannon, or call up a friend that has Curtiss Helldivers (King Kong reference). Normal People: When they see a man with wings they scream and faint. Flash Fans: When they see a man with wings they cross their arms, glare and say, "I swear if you throw me off the side of a building Carter I will make sure Kendra throttles you." or (optional) "Don't tell me. I've been reborn several times over the centuries." Normal People: When they see a man throwing knives at them they hide. Flash Fans: When they see a man throwing knives at them they serious hope the Flash and Arrow are nearby. Normal People: When they see the Trickster they run the other way. Flash Fans: When they see the Trickster they a) make sure not accept any packages from him and b) get a drone with a humongous magnate on the bottom. Normal People: Want Supergirl to win a race against the Flash. Flash Fans: Want Flash to win a race against the Flash (which he totally would). Normal People: When they see a man with blue lightning sparking around them they faint or try running away from him. Flash Fans: When they see Zoom they wait till he is distracted and try to find a place they can hide (preferably in the pipeline at S.T.A.R Labs). Normal People: Do not understand why Barry prevented his mother's murder and do not react upon hearing the news. Flash Fans: Want to either reach through the television screen and strangle Barry or try to invent a machine that allows them to travel across the multiverse to smack him. Normal People: See Julian Albert and claim he looks like Draco Malfoy or ask him if he is related to Tom Felton Flash Fans: Crack a joke about Death Eaters/Dementors and ask if he knows any personally Normal People: Ask Cisco to build them a drone Flash Fans: Ask Cisco to install the Metahuman tracking app on their phone (and a drone) Flash fans must have this on their profile. I will try to extend this over time. Can you read it???You can read this if you have a strong mind. 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Tanhks If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile Have an American history teacher explain this… if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'. Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'. Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. Now here’s the kicker. A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. Creepy, huh? Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone. 'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart; I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart." With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. That hit me hard cuz... things. Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say..."WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!" FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Immortalis Cruor Elf (USA) Bookworm5635 (USA), LoveGarden22 (Canada), MyFavoriteThingsForMe (USA) "Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs." "I'm not insane, I'm just a writer. Now shut up so I can listen to the voices in my head." "Don't look at me like I'm insane! I just asked you if my character should die at the end or not!" "Weird works for me." "The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy "I can tell you the difference between a geek and a nerd. A geek, goes to the midnight showing of Harry Potter. A nerd goes to the midnight showing of Harry Potter, dressed as Harry Potter, carrying various Harry Potter objects, and probably camped out for his spot in line." -Last Comic Standing I DONT obsess! I think intensely...and like all the time I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. I'm not random I just have many thoughts. Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. Wherever there is life there is love Reality is for people who lack imagination. If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother. I used to have a life but, that was before video games! (and fanfiction) I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back. This one is great! ... Oh I agree, ... Yes! So true! '*Coughs*' Huh? 'What were you saying?' Oh, I was just talking to the voices in my head, don't mind me. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "You know little bro? You should take care of your book, because a tree sacrificed it's life to give you education, let's just hope his sacrifice wasn't a waste shall we?" -BookWorm5635 You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing. When in doubt, make up words! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Vampire.Addiction, Crescent Luna Moon, CrazykittensAtemyHOMEWORK, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Bookworm5635, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Yavie Aelienel, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, emotionalpoemgirl, Battle-Royale-Hiroki, mockingjay411,Clarissa Jackson, Millmo.May, 100percenthorseMAD, Tgirl1934, LoveGarden22, MyFavoriteThingsForMe Camp Half-Blood pledge I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea. I promise to remember Annabeth When a spider comes at me. I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course. I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember Chiron When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.'' I promise to remember Tyson When friend stays by my side. I promise to remember Thalia When someone is scared of heights. I promise to remember Clarisse When someone gives me fright. I promise to remember Bianca When I scold my younger brother. I promise to remember Nico When someone doesn't get along with others. I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars. I promise to remember Rachel When a limo passes by my car. I promise to remember The Stolls whenever my home is beginning to unsettle I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever I see someone working metal I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Micheal Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone going against the odds. Yes, I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go. Swear on the River Styx!!!! I did, but Zeus must be trying to dissuade me, I didn't hear thunder. Oh well. Suck it up Zeus, mortals believe in you! Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The name Percy is mistaken for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Octavian. Camp Jupiter's royal a-hole. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Youth. What Hebe is the goddess of. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob! Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter PROPHECIES The Lightning Thief Prophecy: You shall go west and face the god who has turned, You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned. You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend, And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end. The Sea of Monsters Prophecy: You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone. You shall find what you seek and make it your own. But fear for your life entombed within stone And fail without friends, to fly home alone. The Titan's Curse Prophecy: Five shall go west to the goddess in chains. One shall be lost in the land without rain. The bane of Olympus shows the trail. Campers and Hunters combined prevail. The titan's curse must one withstand, And one shall perish by a parent's hand. The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy: You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise. You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand. The child of Athena's final stand-- Destroy with the hero's last breath, And lose a love to worse than death. THE GREAT PROPHECY: A half-blood of the eldest gods Shall reach sixteen against all odds And see the world in endless sleep. The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap. A single choice shall end his days; Olympus, to preserve or raze. THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY: Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, To storm or fire the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the doors of death. LOST HERO PROPHECY: Child of Lightning, beware the earth, The giants' revenge the seven shall birth, The forge and dove shall break the cage, And death unleash, through Hera's rage. SON OF NEPTUNE PROPHECY: Go to Alaska, Find Thanatos and free him, Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die. OR: To the north, beyond the gods, lies the legion's crown. Falling from the ice, the son of Neptune shall drown. MARK OF ATHENA PROPHECY: Wisdom's daughter walks alone, The Mark of Athena burns through Rome. Twins snuff out the angel's breath, Who holds the key to endless death. Giants' Bane stands gold and pale, Won through pain from a woven jail. THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE (Copyright to Max!{whoever the heck he [or she] is [no offense]}) 1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink? 2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting? 3. Since when does Yancy have a pool? 4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned. 5. Why's Grover black? (no racism) 6. Why's it high school? 7. Where's Nancy Bobofit? 8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher? 9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher? 10. Don't they start the book at the field trip? 11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that? 12. When is Grover such a perv? 13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid? 14. Why does he have crutches? 15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it. 16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide. 17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap 18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust. 19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back. 20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr. 21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam. 22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover. 23. What happened to the Fates? 24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day? 25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet 26. When the heck did Percy turn 17? 27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*) 28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"? 29. What about Montauk? 30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk? 31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk. 32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt. 33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover? 34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out? 35. Why does Percy still have Riptide? 36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree. 37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp? 38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around? 39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out? 40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him? 41. What happened to Argus? 42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him? 43. What about nectar and ambrosia? 44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there. 45. What about Dionysus? 46. The Minotaur horn? 47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover. 48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp? 49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged? 50. Why's everyone older than they really should be? 51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins? 52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon? 53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin. 54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth. 55. What happened to Clarisse? 56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"? 57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner? 58. The sacrifices? 59. Magic goblets? 60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team. 61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids? 62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap? 63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth? 64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting? 65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites? 66. His pan pipes? 67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner? 68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy? 69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that? 70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)? 71. What happened to the Oracle? 72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest. 73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train. 74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag. 75. But first get attacked by a hellhound. 76. And since when do they go to Luke for help? 77. What happened to Thalia's pine? 78. Half Blood Hill? 79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride? 80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off? 81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy. 82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that? 83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel? 84. When did Luke give Percy a shield? 85. Or a map? 86. Persephone's Pearls? 87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus? 88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff. 89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned. 90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas? 91. Where'd that mortal come from? 92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op" 93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod? 94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned? 95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained? 96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone? 98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!! 99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos) 100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus? 101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office? 102. What about Gladiola the poodle? 103. That train ride? 104. Since when do they drive to a motel? 105. And Percy swims in a pool? 106. And they keep Medusa's head? 107. What about the Arch at St. Louis? 108. And the Chimera? 109. And the Echidna! 110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi? 111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway. 112. What about the Nereid? 113. And meeting Ares? 114. And going to the Waterland park? 115. And Aphrodite's scarf? 116. Hephaestus' trap! 117. And the Kindness International truck? 118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas? 119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things. 120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven. 121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN). 122. Or get attacked. 123. What happened to the cash cards? 124. And the taxi drive to the ocean? 125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid? 126. And REALLY getting the pearls there? 127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address? 128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign. 129. Where'd the DOA go? 130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there. 131. He doesn't burn some money. 132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas! 133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus. 134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt? 135. And has pet hellhounds? 136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief! 137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus. 138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus. 139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed. 140. And try to drag him into Tartarus. 141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls. 142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too. 143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt. 144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!) 145. Grover doesn't stay back. 146. Sally's supposed to stay back. 147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . ) 148. It's supposed to show up in his pack. 149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE. 150. They don't go directly to Olympus. 151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares. 152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke. 153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere? 154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares. 155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares. 156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares. 157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies. 158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke? 159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes. 160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp. 161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane. 162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone. 163. He finds out his mom is back. 164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place. 165. Percy's supposed to go see her. 166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head. 167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge. 168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration. 169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds. 170. They're supposed to wear laurels. 171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth". 172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture". 173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU. 174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan. 175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks. 176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead. 177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion. 178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again. 179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron. 180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke. 181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad. 182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy. 183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe) 184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home. 185. Annabeth has blonde hair. 186. Curly blonde hair. 187. And grey eyes. 188. Percy has green eyes. 189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny. 190. And have curly brown hair. 191. And a goatee (oh, the pun). 192. And acne. 193. And wear a floppy rasta cap. 194. With fake feet. 195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!! 196. Where's her dagger? 197. Luke's scar? 198. And his quest? 199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows? 200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow? 201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon? 202. And fight a hydra? That's book two! 203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!! 204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging?? The wisest words- "With great power... comes a great need to take a nap" Nico Di Angelo Things Learned From Percy Jackson- 1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse 2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian 3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth 4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse 5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth 9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters 10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse 11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief 12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters 13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian 14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief 15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters 16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief 17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters 18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief 19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse 20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian You are COMPLETELY OBSESSED With Percy Jackson When... You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (cliff-diving, bungee jumping, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares. You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos (or Khione). You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your god parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. You curse a god/goddess a lot. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You give friends and yourself a godly parent. You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy. You have an instant crush on Percy! You just have to research more about greek mythology. You want to learn Latin. You copy/paste this onto your profile. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over. (Actually, most of mine are Buffy the Vampire Slayer related, reading by the way) You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (Lol) You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod or a legacy. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. (Mostly Athena.) You've called someone you know a satyr. You name your pet fish Clovis. Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson. You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends). When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT You relate some bad Haikus to Apollo. You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name. You try to talk to horses. You try to summon the dead. You try to summon lightning. You try to breathe underwater. (It doesn't work. I've tried.) :( You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement. You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. You start seeing and thinking about things related to Greek mythology. Copy and paste onto your profile if this is true for you! When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes! When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away. When life give you lemons, throw them back and say I WANT CANDY! You know what they say, "When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade"... and then that lemonade turns bitter and in a few hours turns to pig sweat!-Wolf, Hoodwinked. "I always say, 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.'" "Well I would take the lemons throw them back at life and go get some lemons for myself."-Susie and Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes. Where are the horses? Golf Carts? Well, when life gives you lemons... You Ride those lemons!-Shaggy, What's new Scooby-doo. "When life gives you lemons..." "Make Apple juice?"-Layla and Will, Skyhigh. You've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever reread any fanfictions just because you liked them so much, copy this onto your profile. If you think being unique is way better than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you love crossovers, copy and post this onto your profile Just a little something I wrote, with dialogue: Ronon: Four intrepid friends led by Sheppard, their leader, Sheppard Sheppard's angels, mm mm mmm Sheppard's angels, mm mm mmm Harnessing the power of the Wraith With the Ancient city they found in the ocean, mm mm mmm The city's really big, mm mm mmm It's run by the Tauri mm- McKay: Shut Up, Ronon! Ronon: Fine, McKay. Teyla: Would you two stop? Both: Fine, Teyla. Sheppard: Can we go back to part about me being the leader? Teyla: *Sigh* I thought that would be funny. By the way I wrote this when watching the episodes about the Wraith serum that keep humans alive while feeding. So 'harnessing the power of the Wraith' is the Wraith serum they used in those few episodes. Six truths in life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility 2. All idiots, after reading this will try it 3. And discover that it's a lie 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. ()_(/)(='.'=) This is Bunny.(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, or Facebook, copy and paste this into your profile. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart- I copied this from BookLoverBookWriter PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. FAVORITE QUOTES FROM EACH UNIVERSE! UNDER CONSTRUCTION (because I have a lot of universes to go through) Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus "You named him Festus? You know in Latin, 'festus' means 'happy'? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?" "Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out." "With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." "Percy: 'Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?' Annabeth: 'Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see.'" "'It's him,' I said. 'Typhon.' I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!'" "(evil automatons banging heavily on locked door) Leo: Who is it? EA: VALDEZ!! Leo: Valdez who?" "On the bright side, both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up." "I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts." "The fall? That was nothing! I fell twice as far from the St. Louis Arch." - Percy "Hercules, huh? That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is." "Never seen Jason fly before, He looks like a blond Superman." "This is Annabeth, Uh, normally she doesn't judo flip people." "Jason: 'I could have killed you.' Percy: 'Or I could have killed you,' Jason: 'If there'd been an ocean in Kansas, maybe.' Percy: 'I don't need an ocean--' Annabeth: 'Boys, I'm sure you would've been wonderful at killing each other. But right now, you need some rest.' Percy: 'Food first, Please?'" "No, Pipes. It could be a random group of giant eagles flying in perfect formation. Of course they're Roman!" "Great. I should have installed a smoke screen that makes the ship smell like a giant chicken nugget. Remind me to invent that, next time." 'Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.' "*sees Percy and Annabeth sleeping* Frank: 'Oh...you are in SO much trouble.' *Percy and Annabeth wake up* Percy: 'What? Oh, we just fell asleep.' Frank: 'Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped! We've been scourging the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out-oh, gods, have you been here ALL NIGHT?' Annabeth: 'FRANK! We just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That's it.' Percy: 'Kissed a couple of times.' Annabeth: 'Not helping!'" How to Train Your Dragon Most of these were written without internet help "This is Berk. Its twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It is located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village, in a word, sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have hunting, fishing, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. Most places have mice, or mosquitoes, we have ... dragons." "Gobber: 'You need to stop all... this' Hiccup: 'But you just pointed to all of me' Gobber: 'Yes, that's it, stop being all of you!' Hiccup 'You-you sir are playing a dangerous game, keeping this much raw vikingness contained? There will be consequences!' Gobber 'I'll take my chances. Sword sharpen now!'" |
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