![]() Author has written 36 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Chuck, Avengers, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Tangled, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Arrow, and Criminal Minds.
1. Imma girf (and yes I spell 'girl' as 'girf', I also say 'girf' 2. I am very nerdy, but most of my stories are centered around Percy Jackson (just because) 3. Spelling, grammer, and English class are my bane. Numbers and math are my down fall. History is my kryptonite. Science is my killer. School is hell, and my enemy. 4. I can't spell worth crap. 5. I am s'more. (if you don't know what that is, you can ask or something) 6. I is weird. 7. I is also wierd. 8. Fanfic is my life. I also have ao3 account by same name. 9. I write my stories at night, It's just what I do. 10. I'm not gay, but I think gay couples are cute, don't ask why, it just is. 11. When I write a story I dig myself a hole. Reviews make the ladder to get me out of said hole. 12. I write ALOT only 5% of what I write goes online, the others get deleted. 13. If you are reading this and have a story about a Nico/Percy chaos story, please let me know. Or if you know of any. I've been looking, and can't find any. 14. If you know me. like know-knows me. Poke me in the back 5 times, then walk away like nothing happened. You know if you know me, because you know what a Marsupeler is. 15. my age is... 16. That's about it, bye (says in weird way) IF YOU ARE A PERCY JACKSON FAN YOU WILL LOVE THIS LIST: YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1. You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. 2. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. 3. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. 4. You know which pages the good parts are on. 5. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. 6. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. 7. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. 8. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. 9. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. 10. You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. 11. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. 12. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. 13. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. 14. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. 16. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. 17. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” 19. On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. 21. You dream about PJO every night. 22. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (Mostly Hera) 23. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room 24. You know PJO better then most sane people 25. You have links to every great PJO site 26. You add things to the list every day 27. You know what you would do if you were Percy 28. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!) 29. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future 30. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work 31. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you. 33. You are trying to learn Greek 34. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 38. You just have to research more about greek mythology 40. You want to learn Latin 42. You copy/paste this onto your profile 43. About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over 44. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to 45. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO 46. Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree 47. A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed 48. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them 49. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess 50. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this 51. You were so busy reading that you missed number 20, 36, 37, 39, and 41 52. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list 53. You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things 54. You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!! (HEll yes!!!!) 55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO. 56. You have read both PJO and HOO, and any other Rick Riodan’s books(39 clues/Khane Chronicles/others) 57. You weren’t that weirded out when you found out Nico was gay for Percy (I mean it’s Percy) 58. You release that I got this list from someone else 59. You think winter is evil now 60. You hate the movies, but continue to watch them constantly, because of the title 61. You had to come back to this list due to your bashing on the movies 62. You hated when they didn’t turn Percy into a geunie pig in the second move 63. You haven’t relised my horrid spelling 64. I told it was horrid 65. Percy Jackson is the only book that you connect with 66. if you are ADHD and DYLSEXIC you think (no you believe[no you’re absolutely certain]) that you are demigod. 67. Math teachers creep you out now 67. Converse shoes are now your favorite shoe brand (maia) 68. Once you finish the House of Hade, you then go and immediately pick up the lightning thief and read the series again 69. You know more about the Greek god and goddesses than your own religion. 70. I take #69 back… the Greek Gods and Goddesses are your religion. 71. You have a new love for peanut-butter 72. You want to go to long island sound. 73. When you go to the empire state building you always ask for the 600th floor 74. For your school schedule Latin is own of your classes 73. You feed gummy vitamins to your hamster every morning 74. You almost drown yourself trying to breathe underwater 75. Yes I am obsessed and I’m proud- you say that every morning (before giving your hamster those vitamins) 76. You ether do all these things or now really want to do all these things 77. You have a leather necklace with beads that suspiciously look the same as Annabeths 78. You talk to Horses 79. YOU DON'T LIE THE GROUND IF YOUR A DOCTOR WHO FAN YOU WILL LOVE THIS LIST: - YOU TAKE A BANANA TO A PARTY - YOU THIMK EVERYTHING IS FANTASTIC - YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS TARDIS BLUE - YOUR FAVORITE INSULT IS "YOU'RE SO THICK.. YOU'RE MR. THICK THICK THICK FROM THICK TOWN, THICKANIA, AND SO'S YOUR DAD - WHEN ENTERING A ROOM, YOU LIKE TO SHOUT "IT'S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE" -YOU CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER IF ASH IS REALLY SNOW -YOUR AFRIAD TO SPEND CHISTMAS IN LONDON -FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN SEEING A GAS MASK "ARE YOU MY MUMMY?" -THE NUMBERS 9, 10, & 11 AREN'T JUST NUMBERS -YOU SEE A SCEWDRIVER AND SAY "THIS COULD BE MORE SONIC" -YOU BASICALLY... RUN -WHEN YOU GO TO SOMEPLACE YOU SHOUT "ALLONS-Y!" - YOU DESCRIBE SOMETHING AS "WIBELY WOBBLY, TIMEY WHIMEY STUFF" -WHEN YOU MAKE A MISTAKE WHILE TYPING YOU SAY "YOU WILL BE DELETED" -HAVING TWO SHADOWS MEAN CERTAIN DEATH - YOU KNOW 4022 PEOPLE CAN BE SAVED BUT THERE ARE NO SURVIVORS -YOU WATCH THE STARS, NOT FOR A SHOOTING STAR, BUT FOR A FLYING BLUE BOX -YOU DRUM YOUR FINGERS IN A FOUR BEAT PATTERN -GINGER IS THE COLOR YOU WANT YOUR HAIR TO BE - YOU CAN'T LOOK AT A POTATO THE SAME WAY (SONTARANS) -BAD WOLF IS THE ONLY GRAFITTI YOU UNDERSTAND -YOU NEVER BLINK WHEN LOOKING AT A STATUE - WHEN SOME ONE YOU HATE WALKS BY YOU YELL "EXTERMINATE" -YOU LIKE FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD -YOU THINK BEANS ARE EVIL -CRACKS IN THE WALL SCARE YOU -YOU SAY THE WORD "SPOILERS" WAY TO OFTEN -WHEN YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO FOLLOW YOU SAY "COME ALONG PONDS." - YOU HAVE A THING FOR CENTURIONS -YOU THINK BOW TIES ARE COOL -AND FEZZES -AND STETSONS -YOU YELL "GERONIMO" RANDOMLY -YOUR THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR CLASS WHO KNOWS WHAT A PARADOX IS -YOU KNOW THAT SILENCE WILL FALL WHEN THE QUESTION IS ASKED...DOCTOR WHO -YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY "RAXACORICOFALLAPATORIUS" -YOU DON'T MAKE ONE HEART WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE YOU MAKE 2 - YOU VOTED FOR SAXON -YOU CUT OFF WHEN YOUR ABOUT TO SAY GOOD BYE TO SOME ONE -BAD WOLF= ROSE TAYLOR -YOU HATE PAIRS I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go Random stuff that I find Hilarious!! Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down RIGHT next to you I hear your silence loud and clear Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can i miss you if you never left? Education is important, school however, is another matter. Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid PEOPLE. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." You have the RIGHT to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality. Life's Tough, get a helmet The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers? Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why do BANKRUPTCY LAWYERS expect to be paid? It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility A lot of PEOPLE are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do 'I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.' 'May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.' 'Cute but evil. Things even out.' 'You're ugly, and that's sad.' 'Roses are red, 'I'm not mean. You're just a sissy.' 'I know how you feel. I just don't care.' 'School prepares you for the real world, which sucks.' 'Hating you makes me feel warm inside.' 'It's okay if you want to drop dead.' 'I would love to have a battle of the wits with you but you appear unarmed.' QUOTES TO LIVE BY 1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. 2.) Most PEOPLE are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a VAMPIRE. 4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kind of like PIRATES vs. ninjas, but cooler 5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? 6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'? 7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? 8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton 9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown 10.) “A COMPUTER once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown 11.) “Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown 12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown 13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster. 14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! 15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! 16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. 17.) There are three kinds of PEOPLE in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. 18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head 19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." 20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin. 21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" 22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder 23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead... 24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. 25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make him or her public 26.) Guns don't kill people. I do. 27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. 28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron. 29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. 30.) Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS 32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. 34.) Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship. 35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. 36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab PEOPLE over the Internet 37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. 38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have 39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. 40.) Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. 41.) Bella: Don't make me bite you! Me: So, you're a cannibal? 42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. 43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires 44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. 45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! 46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled NOTEBOOK paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. 47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! 48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow 49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again 50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke 51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn 52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care 53.) If TYLENOL, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. 54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick. 55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I. 56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. 58.) A day without sunshine is like... night. 59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water! 60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot 61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! 62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. 63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! 64.) I do what cheerios tell me. 65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. 66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (Ha-ha just like Edward Cullen!!) 67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. Voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! Me: That wasn’t my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Don’t look at me like that... 68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. 69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet... 70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. 71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make PEOPLE jealous. 72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro. Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk RIGHT in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck. FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this The Difference Between a Friend and a Best Friend Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can COLLECT INSURANCE Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Damn, that was fun!" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for his number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friend: Helps you move in/out of a house Best Friend: Helps you move bodies Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is BUSY cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. (I really found this funny) Girl: SLOW down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now SLOW down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two PEOPLE were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! Or OH MY ZEUS!!!! Shortened as: OMZEEEEEEEEEE NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! -Don't run in the hallways - sliding is much more fun. Tell the truth and run. Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to. Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. Generally, generalizations are wrong. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here? If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over. Better yet, if you can't beat them at their own game, beat them with a stick instead. Whatever you are, be a good one. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. Freedom is the RIGHT to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality. If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. "He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, he said ‘I will love you until the last rose dies." "Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most." "Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas." "Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!" "When in doubt, push random buttons!" "When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic." "Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies." "MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of our problems begin with MEN?" "Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that." "It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with." "I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?" "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery." "Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster." "I’m not paranoid… WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!" "Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "Whose SICK joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?" "You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." What do you mean, my BIRTH CERTIFICATE expired ?. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. " To start press ANY key, where's the Any key ?" Dont worry about death, the most warning any of us get is; "Mind the Bus!" "What bus?" SPLAT! When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. God created whiskey to keep the irish from conquering the world. If you're lucky enough to be Irish, then you're lucky enough Both your friend and your enemy think you will never die I promise to remember Heroes of Olympus wherever I may go... |