The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note.

There were many ways Annabeth Chase imagined that she'd meet her soulmate. Spilling her coffee on him certainly wasn't the way. She also didn't expect her soulmate to be such an idiot - a Seaweed Brain, in fact. Neither did she expect her soulmate to have a daughter. (AU. Maybe some OOC moments because they are not demigods) I don't own the cover image - burdge-bug does!

You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)

FULL SUM INSIDE "My goal: Get Percy Jackson & make him mine. My plan: Get rid of his gothic cousins Nico & Thalia, and awful twin sister Leila. My price: destory his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend Annabeth Chase..." Mortal's POV on our heroes in Goode high school. Follow her thoughts as she plans to cause a break up and steal a certain green-eyed boyfriend away. POST TLO AU Complete

Welcome to the Percabeth Exhibition where it holds all things Percabeth. This exhibition is only held once in a lifetime. So don't let go of your chance to go. You will each get a guide for every part of the tour. So, are you in ? The entrance fee is free. But, no photographs or disturbing the artifacts.

Hi! I'm Rainbow Teardrop Candy Purple Butterfly! I have long long long blonde hair that I spray paint pink and the ends green. Read this extremely short one shot about me fandom traveling. And for the record, I'm not a slut. CONTINUED. Not a short story, but chapters are quite short.

We all know Sirius is insane, but his dear old mumsy doesn't, and she is just about to find out. As it turns out, insanity runs in the family. He annoys her so very often, as often as he possibly could. Being revamped!

Sadie realises that Lacy is a descendant of the Pharaohs but Drew has suddenly turned really protective of Lacy and so has a new girl who's shown up called Katie, with Ancient Egyptian monsters and ones Sadie's never heard of before attacking the school more and more frequently the only thing Sadie can think of to save Lacy is to kidnap her but is she prepared for the consequenses?

After being typecasted in many of our FanFiction stories, Harry Potter's characters are fuming to the extent that they won't resist to use Killing Curse on us. But since they can't use magic because of the International Statute of Secrecy, they're writing letters! To us FanFiction writers! If you are not scared to be hexed into oblivion, then you may proceed to open this.

A selection of moments from James and Lily's relationship. Not necessarily connected.

Percy meets my made up character, who is a bit crazy. She's my Mary sue, and she seems to be in love with Percy.

Lily Evans swears that she has no feelings for James Potter. But after some confusing advice and an unlikely concussion, she's not as sure anymore.

One-shot made for the challenge by Jenni16316! For once, Percy is right. Why? He knows he is supermegahotfoxysmexyfeels! My own, messed-up version of Percy finding Fanfiction. This is rated T for Percy-randomness. "I'm so hot, I'm burning!" Read my other stories if you liked this! Enjoy!

One-shot. This is for the challenge made by Jenni16316! Unbelievable couples! What is this, you ask? Frank and Arion. Yes, you saw that correctly. The silly Chinese-baby man and the cussing horse in this humorous fic that's mostly just for fun, where Percy is the horse whisperer! If you liked this, look for the other two one-shots made for the challenge!

While building Argo 2, Leo decides to buy a new video - camera, and film everything that's going on. Including interviews with campers, Jasper, Percabeth and more : I suck at summaries. Placed between TLO and SoN. T because I want.

Sirius rolled his eyes. It was one thing to deal with James sighing and bemoaning his unrequited love, but Lily too? How much did the universe expect one bloke to handle? James/Lily one-shot.

"You," said Sirius, in the manner of a policeman charging someone with murder, "fancy Prongs." There was a moment of silence. Lily did her best to assume a shocked expression, but it apparently did not work. "AHA!" Sirius shouted. "I KNEW IT!" James/Lily one-shot.

"Offers?" she chuckled. "What kind of person offers a job to you?" Seeing the seriousness in his face, she sobered. "What kind of job?" "The dangerous kind." Her lips twitched in a wistful half-smile. "There's no other kind for you, is there?" James/Lily one-shot.

"Because in the end Annabeth decided that it's the guilt that is the worst." The aftermath of Tarturas, Annabeth and Percy have to deal with the heavy guilt that easily overpasses the burden of the sky. Rated T for torture, suicide, angst. Percabeth.

Annabeth's view when she was forced to hold the sky. Titan's curse spoilers (duh). Rated K plus, because there's no swearing, overly detailed violence, or anything else 11 year olds shouldn't read. Yes, readers, there are plenty of references to Percabeth in this story.

Annabeth was just innocently walking her dog. Like a normal teenager. Yeah, like that was going to last. Enter Seaweed Brain stage left.

The marauders want to throw a birthday party for Minnie, but have to (or rather, want to) get permission from a certain Head Girl.

Maria is on a relatively boring dinner date, and notices a couple come in to the diner.

When Annabeth starts to hear voices in the night, she flees from her cabin to the comfort of Percy's. So what will happen when they decide to sleep in Percy's bunk, and wake up in quite a... predicament? Well, rest assured, Travis Stoll will make sure everybody hears about it! Set after BOTL.

When Lily needs help to finish her homework for divination, the Marauders are there to help, but how true is her homework?

James knew there had always been something about Lily Evans. Maybe with a little help from Sirius, he can figure out what it is.

Somebody's extremely upset that Voldemort defiled his father's name and kingdom...

A story following the sixth year of Kate Nolan, the only teenage girl who seems utterly repelled by Sirius Black. Then again she is best friends with Lily Evans, who has perfected the art of being tempestuous. SiriusOC, LilyJames.

At Petunia's wedding Lily has a bit of difficulty keeping a straight face and keeping to her sister's rules for the day. Having James there doesn't help matters. One-shot.

"I do have neighbors and I do have to speak to them occasionally and if I'm talking to my cousin in the hallway in the middle of the night wearing nothing but my boxers, they're going to start thinking I'm not normal." / In which Jason goes to Percy for advice. Dedicated to Taffeh A. Llama.

All the random Harry potter related stuff you could ever wish to find ALWAYS a work in progress ;)

Just a really stupid one-shot I made! (I'm really hyped up on candy!) A parody of One Direction, showing how Percy and Nico are way better than all the members of One Direction put together! If you like One Direction, I'd advise you not to read this! No flames! I have nothing against One Direction! REVIEW!

"What are you doing?" "...Nothing" "Why is your sword out, seaweed brain?" A bit of fluff. Not a Fight fic! No Flames accepted.

If you don't frequent them, you won't understand what's going on inside them, as Lily finds out on her way to a date.

In which Lily is in love, though not with James. About 900 words worth of cracky, humorous, weird rhyming couplets about the love triangle between James/Lily/Hairy (a hairbrush). Complete and utter crack!fic, for dear darling Sylvia (whose penname at the moment is odd to me).

Aphrodite encounters a small problem when she claims her demi-god son, Harry Potter. One-Shot COMPLETE

One Shot. What happens when you're stuck in a cab?

James finds Lily - unexpectedly - reading a Christmas notice in the common room. LJ oneshot

Lily's in labour. James doesn't know how to handle it. A little piece on how I imagine Harry's birth went.

Lily and James write a letter to Professor McGonagall to see how Harry's doing.

This is a REALLY SHORT story, but I had to write it. What would happen if Annabeth Chase put on the sorting hat and sat in front of the whole great hall? Not many characters, Just Annabeth, Percy, McGonagall, and Dumbledore. Oneshot.

Lily keeps having incidents in Potions class, and as a result, she learns something quite interesting about James.

Written for Jily Secret Santa. Prompt - James teases Lily. Lily curses. Rated for language.

A short ish oneshot about the December of 1980 and James' obsession with snowmen and Lily's hatered towards them. "Building a snowman is fun. Building ten snowmen is NOT fun. I repeat, I do not find any pleasure in it whatsoever." ... "Your lack of support for my snowmen building ambitions is downright disappointing." ... "James held a funeral for the snowmen. Why?"

In which Lily and James send letters to one another over Christmas break. Flirting ensues.

The Battle of the Labyrinth from the amazing Annabeth's point of view.

Scorpius wants to go and play but Draco says nay!

Several demigods are called on a quest to find out what is happening to a magical cruise that is slowly losing it's magic. What happens when the ten of them are forced to act like a family, even going so far as to decide who is the Mommy, Daddy and the kids. Read and review, and I'll be so happy. Summary is horrible, I know.

Lily makes one of the poorer decisions of her life and asks James to attend Petunia's wedding. It was all going quite well, really, until James discovered the liquor table...

Just a random one shot. If you love Harry Potter and hate Twilight, you will like it.

Ever since Lily Evans has been forced to sit next to James in their seventh year potions class, she has loathed it- that is, until they brew Amortentia. Could that smell that lingers around James be more than just smelly socks and Quidditch?

Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.

Ok, to cut things short I'm sick and tired of Twilight! 'Edward and Bella are like meant 4 each other' Yeah sure, a stalker is meant to be with his piece of meat that smells good. Anyway, this is me, going into Eclipse just after the so called battle has ended. Not meant to be taken seriously. Flames from TwiHards will be laughed at.

This is a story about Lily Evans, and her biggest problem otherwise known as James Potter. Disclimer: look up to the top pf your screen, see the white bar where it says ?

Christmas in the common room- a short fluff between Lily and James. Set during Sixth year. One shot.

What happens when a group of Artemis's Hunters stumbles across a concert that Justin Bieber is performing at and a water bottle stand? A disaster... and a few lost brain cells. Find out the truth behind the mystery person who threw a water bottle at the famous singer's head. OC, One-Shot. Please don't flame.

Companion to Ships and Cannons. Leo decides to make his love for the Argo II public at the worst possible time. One shot! Dedicated to OnTheBittersweetEdgeOfTheSea .

Hey. Hey, you. Click on that title up there. I know, you're thinking, "What? Another MoA fic? No way am I clicking that!" But seriously, click it. It's got humor, danger, mystery, Percy, Leo, Jason, Annabeth, Frank, Hazel, Piper, pairings, and some randomness, but whatever. The best MoA under the sun! Or under the FanFiction category. This one's different, I promise. NOW COMPLETE!

Anubis was working out how to turn a computer on... Sadie has a plan... That can't be good, especially since there's trouble making Sadie... But what if that plan included a small app called Skype? R&R please!

what would have happened if percy had been raised on olympus? find out! will include all characters.

James Potter's badly-timed proposal. J/L.

After a lot of convincing from Chiron, Annabeth finally decides to spend Christmas with her Dad in San Francisco. But when she arrives, they realize that something is definitely wrong. Her family notices significant changes in her personality, behavior, and appearance. Why is she acting like this? Set when Percy is missing. TITLE USED TO BE WINTER BREAK!

A transfiguration assignment leads to a bit more then Lily had thought it might! Humour, fluff and silly antics ensue! With maybe a dash of seriousness and romance!

So yeah...got bored and wanted to do this. Honestly, the excuses Twihards have come up with?...I'm traumatised...Read if you dare! T coz I get VERY defensive of Harry Potter!

When James asks Lily an odd question, she only subjects to answer. James/Lily. One-shot.

Luke help Kronos rise when he was still on the run with Thalia and Annabeth. With Luke's help, Kronos defeated the gods. Now percy is growing up in a world where the Titans rule. AU.

"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"

Okay, so six students are going to the House of Night to improve human relations. But there's a problem. All six 'students' are demigods! How will Zoey and her friends react? And what happens when a daughter of Aphrodite and Aphrodite La Font meet? *UNDER REWRITE*

Lily has a soft spot for cherry pie. Trouble is, so does James. Hilarity ensues. Lily POV. Oneshot! Formerly "Who Wants Pie?"

Fred and George observe the three paranoid teenagers while Percy, Annabeth and Grover observe the weirdly-dressed redheaded twins. Read their thoughts on each other from afar in Muggle/wizarding London and, years later, in New York. (I promise it's not as horribly dull as I made it sound.)

Read the title.Not trying to offend anyone. AN EDIT:Chapters replaced with a better version

So its a oneshot, has the opinion of several characters and is funny. I welcome flames because they teach me. And if you dont like it good. Its only a oneshot. PLEASE READ!

A series of Lily/James drabbles. Some longer than 100 words, and some shorter. Very mild language. Enjoy! R&R!

My own Version of Mark of Athena! I don't own the series or the characters!

The Siren scene from Sea of Monsters: Annabeth's POV. Annabeth's thoughts on Percy as he holds her in the bubble at the bottom of Siren Bay, up until they arrive and the home of the Cyclops. Completely Percabeth centric as Annabeth finally puts the pieces together and realizes what's been right in front of her all along.

In which "The Amazing Bouncing Ferret" makes a reappearance.

The landing of the Argo II and what happened immediately after. First fanfic in a while! Pairings: Percabeth, Jasper, Leyna. Don't like, don't read. T for safety. *Edited chapters 1 - 3, reformatting*

How to annoy kronos

They thought there was nothing worse than high school; and then college came along. Now, Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Ares, Artemis, and Apollo are beginning to realize that school, of any kind, is the least of their worries. Babies? Marriage? Temper tantrums? And what the heck is Hera doing to Athena? The mass confusion and evil has just begun.

Yes, this is own of those horribly over done fanfictions where characters write letters to the fanfiction community. So enjoy it.

A series of oneshots revolving around the progression of Annabeth and Percy's relationship. From Luke's POV, concerning his early observations and later musings.

Sequel to About Percy Jackson. Jason, Piper, and Leo are back and ready to actually get the dirt on Percy Jackson. So here's the question: If you could describe Percy Jackson in one word, what would it be? Why?

Hoover Dam. They met at one of my most personal favourite places to go to, for the first time and I—was not there. Annabeth's Journal, post The Titans Curse. Rachel-hate.

"I DON'T like him okay? He's annoying, he's stubborn, he's impossible, and...and he's the son of Poseidon." The daughter of Aphrodite smiled. "Are you sure you don't like him, Annabeth?" I sighed. Obviously 'No' wasn't an answer. "Maybe...just maybe."

One-shot. Set around the last book of the Heroes of Olympus series. Character death, sadness, you have been warned. First fic, read and review!

"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"

Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!

The Golden Trio are running through the Forbidden Forest when they run into a certain vampire. What's worse? Malfoys there too. A lot of AVPM references, but all for fun. Please R&R. Parody! One-shot.

"Then at 10:30 you're going to have a forbidden romance with Artemis..." Grover informs Percy on what he'll be doing this week

Albus wasn't the best Apparator, but he wasn't expecting to find himself in a cluttered apartment with such strange people. Wizard, Muggle, whatever they are, he's just caused a lot of trouble. Featuring many Venomous Tentaculas and, of course, books.

Thalia is upset with the fanfiction authors...

AU. Harry is trapped on the highest peak of Hogwarts, no way out, Voldemort wins...right? Or does he? Hilarious. So, this quote wouldn't leave me...so I made it HP and put it here. Please Read & Review!

While working on the Argo II, Leo finds some mysterious stories about Percy Jackson. Reading the short stories from the demigod files! No flames please, I DO NOT OWN THE STORIES AND CHARACTERS.

Too lazy to read the Twilight books? Too lazy to watch the movies? Read on to get the abridged version! Rated T for language.

What happens if Annabeth's hat and Riptide write a contract saying that they need a day off?

Piper had known Jason was an amnesiac when she started dating him. Still, she didn't expect to be dumped just because he remembered his true identity. Drabble. Slightly AR. Implied Twilight bashing.

BOTL AU. Percy and Kelli, the Empousa, team up to take on a mysterious stranger who calls himself a vampire. Warning: not safe for Twihards. Everyone else, go ahead. Reviews would be nice.

This is what I had seen in my mentally challenged mind while I was reading the book... It will contain violence, but then again, what doesn't? The whole book will be spoofed.Enjoy.

One-shot. As fans of PJO, we all know that Nico is not the age he appears to be, but his classmates don't know that! Read this story to see what happens when Nico's class finds out about their "elderly" peer!

First Dance The Titan's Curse Page 12 Annabeth's POV Pretty self-explanitory...

Because Lily Evans is most definitely not boring, and James Potter is most definitely a complete idiot.

We all know from HP & The Order of the Phoenix that when Sirius is bored, chaos is sure to follow. As the Marauders cook up a prank, Lily realizes that maybe she doesn't hate them as much as she thinks she does. One-shot.

A satirical article written for my English class. Not to be taken seriously, but I've taken a liking to it. Just a fun read. WARNING: If you're a Twihard, you probably wouldn't want to read this. Flames will be used to roast mah marshmallows.

Ianto has some interesting phone calls with his mother...

Harry "reads" his son James "Twilight" in hopes that it will scare him away from books so he can be an arrogant jerk like his grandfather :

A summary of the three stories and a bit extra.

Takes place during the dance at the beginning of Curse of the Titan, but from Annabeth's POV. Title named for Percy's eyes. Percy x Annabeth, obviously.

Through meticulous analysis and various experiments it has been confirmed: Edward Cullen is NOT a vampire. Warning: If you have no sense of humor please don't read. Oneshot.

Welcome to the set of where they shot "Titans Curse!" Mass Chaos awaits! Thalia likes pink! Artemis is a gangster! Zoe is paranoid! Nico is obsessed with bananas, and Bianca is... just there. Meet with Percy and the gang on this, ur...interesting day.

Artemis Fowl gone insane? I think not. Read and comment please!