A/N- Honestly, those who take this story seriously have little to no life. I'm not kidding. This is pure parody, not the next best thing next to Ricky. So seriously, be a little light-hearted.
Anyways, here it is!
Director Dude- Lights, Camera,
Nico- BANANAS!
Director Dude- Sure, why not.
Edward- Say it. Out loud.
Zoe- Say what? WHAT!?
Bella- Vampire.
Annabeth- Aww...that's so...so...so....
Edward- Are you afraid?
Artemis- Yo yo yo! Artemis has ENTAHED!
Director Dude- CUT! Guys! We were in the middle of a-
Bianca- (dreamily) Very heartwarming movie. (stares at huge screen)
Percy- That's a girl movie!
Bianca- No it's not!
Percy- Uh...
Director Dude- Guys! Can we please-
Nico- No.
Director Dude- You didn't even-
Nico- No.
Director Dude- I haven't even said-
Nico- Does it involve bananas?
Director Dude- Well, no.
Nico- Then no.
Director Dude- Fine. Let's do the dancing scene.
Edward- And the lion fell in love with the lamb...
Director Dude- TURN THE TV OFF!
Bianca- No.
Percy- Man, you di Angelos are stubborn.
Bianca- Yeah, I know.
Thalia- Can we make them dance? Dancing is just so...so...
Grover- Not productive! Why are we here? Why are we not searching for Pan! Pan, the great god of nature!
Zoe- That's so BIG! Big is bad. Very bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad!
Nico- Great, now it's four ''bads.''
Director Dude- WE ARE FILMING THE DANCING SCENE!
Annabeth- Dancing with the person who destroyed me? No! I hate this world!
Percy- Let's just get this over with, please?
Nico- No.
Director Dude- AGH! Would somebody get Nico a banana?
Producer Dude- No.
Artemis- Dude, nobodies listenin' to yer jibber-jabberin'.
Grover- Pan would be a much more suitable director.
Director Dude- I don't care. Let's just-
Nico- No.
Director Dude- Whatever. ACTION!
Annabeth- So, Percy. Did you want to tell me something earlier?
Percy- I, uh- what? That's the wrong line.
Annabeth- So you do have something to tell me? What are you hiding, Percy? Are you hiding something?
Percy- What? No, I-
Annabeth- YOU HATE ME! (runs off crying)
Zoe- Tears. Tears are bad. Bad bad bad bad.
Thalia- Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...
Director Dude- CUT!
Nico- No.
Bella- It's beautiful.
Edward- This is the skin of a killer!
Grover- What?
Bianca- It's a good movie!
Percy- Sure. Hey, I thought Twilight wasn't even out yet. Were'd you get that?
Bianca- Umm...I...Uh....
Artemis- Dudes! We are rockin' out the hizzay! Word!
Director Dude- Can somebody pass me the Asprin?
Nico- No.
Director Dude- I wasn't talking to you.
Zoe- Why weren't you talking to him? Why? WHY!
Percy- Hey, Director Dude, can we call it a day?
Director Dude- Sure. (waves hands) Go home, everybody.
Nico- No.
Director Dude- Fine, you can stay, but I'm going home. (Runs out as fast as possible.)
Artemis- I'm out yall.
Zoe- Oh no! She's going country! BAD BAD BAD BAD! (dashes out with her.)
Thalia- C'mon everyone! Let's leave to the land of rainbow butterflies! (skips out.)
Bianca- No.
Percy-(narrows eyes) Whatever. I'm out. (leaves.)
(Ten seconds later)
Bianca- (looks at Nico) Did it work?
Nico- (looks around) Yeah, it did.
Bianca- Do you know what this means?
Nico- No, not really.
Bianca- Your about to find out.
(Random music starts playing)
BECAUSE
WHEN I ARRIVE
I-I BRING THE FIRE
MAKE YOU COME
ALIVE
I WILL TAKE YOU HIGHER
LET IT ROCK
LET IT ROCK
LET IT ROCK
-KABOOM!-